Happy trip to the Tang Dynasty

Everyone quickly turned to Wang Xiang—oh no, it should be Xiang Wang Li Huang, who once again conducted a brutal three-room trial.

In fact, everyone originally planned to sit down and have a good talk, but when Shui Wuxin revealed to everyone that Li Huang's strange acupoints were naturally full of unnecessary emphasis, the atmosphere turned into a hot direction.

The interrogation started with Lan Huahua grabbing Li Huang's neck and shaking violently:

"Be honest! Do you think you are GWW's illegitimate child?!"

"Are you a joker sent by the planner?!"

Li Huang was shaken dizzyingly: "Uh... I just remember that when I bought this number, I seemed to hear that kid say that this is the Tian Gua in Tian Gua..."

Mu Li and Ye Qinghou pretended to drink tea.

His sister, when others were struggling to survive, this guy was actually reincarnated as a prince!It is absolutely false to say that you are not envious, jealous and hateful!

Seeing that Lan Huahua was almost shaking, Mu Li stopped her.Then Shui Wuxin began to provide historical materials about Li Huang.

This is a character with an extremely rare presence in history.As the eighth grandson of Tang Xuanzong Li Longji, among all the sons of Prince Li Xiang, his biological mother Pei Zhaoyi has a very high status-you must know the famous Mr. Egg (Li Tan), his mother is only a Palace people only.

However, when the other emperors and grandchildren came of age, they basically had their own fiefs, and besides the title of a prince, King Xiang only lived in the palace of Luoyang; when the other emperors and grandchildren were making contributions and fighting for power and profit, King Xiang remained unknown .According to historical data, he is not even clear about his final fate. It is very likely that during the Anshi Rebellion, after Luoyang City was captured by rebels, he was massacred together with other royal officials.

It's very yellow and very violent, just cast it on such a person, and became Li Huang. (Everyone: It really is "Li" and "Huang").The answer to this historical mystery is thus revealed: before the inner core was replaced, the emperor's grandson was mentally handicapped.

Even though he is an imbecile, he still has the treatment of the emperor's grandson, such as the palace, such as beautiful women.However, this mentally retarded prince has another problem, he is a broken sleeve...

Although the Tang Dynasty was very masculine, but it was among the people, and if it was placed in the Tian family, it would be a scandal.

Mentally retarded and broken sleeves, the existence of Li Huang is a stain on the Li family. The historians are also watching the wind and making the rudder. Seeing that this emperor's grandson is doomed to do nothing, and writing down the daily life notes of an idiot is simply a slap in the face of the royal family. Face, therefore, his existence was almost deliberately ignored by everyone.

But good things don't go out, bad things spread thousands of miles, and the fact that there is an idiot prince in the royal family is a favorite thing, but everyone knows it among the people.

So after passing through the very yellow and violent scene, has things changed?the answer is--

——His reputation is getting worse...

Without the oppression of the elder sister, without the constraints of the laws of Huaxia, and with the emperor's despair of him, as long as he is not rebellious, he doesn't bother to control him. He is very yellow, very violent, fully and thoroughly passed his addiction to the prince.

Qinlou Chuguan, Goulan Tavern, all of them have been visited - of course, only looking for young men; desolation, prostitution, nightly singing and so on, all of them have been tasted.The palace also took in a whole yard of beautiful boys, but most of them just ate it once and left it alone.In short, the slag has lost his integrity.

When he licked his gluttonous lips, and he began to blush a little bit at his shamelessness, the public's evaluation of him had risen from a "silly prince" to a "dangerous foolish prince". In the center, all the well-groomed young men in a radius of a hundred miles are all popular to cover their faces...

Then, the silly prince finally found out that there is also his sect in his previous life here: Tiance Mansion.

Looking at his all-dark skill panel, Li Huang felt that as a military master, this is not enough, so he proposed to go to Tiance Mansion to learn art. Of course, his subordinates automatically translated it as: Go to Tiance Mansion to hunt, Yan...

The Tang Dynasty has embraced martial arts since Emperor Taizong of the Tang Dynasty, and all disciples of the royal family must serve in the army for a period of time; although it has become more and more formal, even if it is only a registered appointment, it is necessary.

For example, Li Tan is in the Shence Army, and he still holds great power in the Shence, which is a typical positive example;

And the typical negative example is this King Xiang, who really only has a name, not on the official roster of soldiers, no wonder Ye Qinghou spent so much money to buy Tiance Mansion from Yinyuanhui I can't find the name in the roster - of course, even if I find it, Ye Qinghou won't think about a prince. =_=

Hearing that this prince is coming to join the army to learn art, the entire Tiance Mansion is facing a formidable enemy!

Where is Tiance Mansion?In Lan Huahua's words, "Datang's No. [-] Male Model Team".

To enter the Tiance Mansion, apart from being innocent, one must also be upright, otherwise the military posture will not be strong.To this idiot prince with broken sleeves, he is like a rice jar to a mouse.What this prince is doing here, everyone thinks it's a wolfish ambition, and everyone knows it!

However, the royal family's training in the army is a legal act stipulated by the royal law. If it is not a war, it cannot be refused!Not only can't refuse, but also welcome in line to show respect!

So, fearing that the idiot prince with broken sleeves would fall in love with any strategist, Zhu Jianqiu had no choice but to order all the handsome men to be hidden, and gathered hundreds of rough bearded men, fortunately, they were quite powerful. For Haoda, he was finally able to get away with it.

But those bearded soldiers were very unhappy: "Military officer, what should we do if a young man as handsome as us falls in love with that lustful prince?"

Zhu Jianqiu: "..."

In terms of who will teach this prince, the generals of Tiance Mansion also played football for a while.

Cao Xueyang, the female man, was the first to run away on the grounds that she, as a lady (?), should not show her face in public;

Zhu Jianqiu felt that he was a mediocre scholar with an elegant demeanor, and it was really inappropriate to appear in front of King Xiang;

Li Chengen thinks that he is the head of a mansion, so he has no time to be a coach for the prince, and what about his appearance... Cough cough, don't you think that since Xiaoqi clearly chased him madly, Palace Master Li has grown younger and younger recently?

Tianqiang Yang Ning finally pulled out his fiancée Liu Mengyang who had been avoided for a long time, "Please forgive me, I am going to marry a wife..."

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The one who finally decided to be Li Huang's coach was the honest Qin Yiyan. The reason: he was old enough!rough enough!But Li Huang's place of residence in Tiance is far away from the pharmacist view of the soldiers.Not only are there few people there, but they are also protected by gossip formations full of mechs, which is safe enough!

——As for who is protecting, that is a matter of opinion...

Qin Yiyan looked at the sky with 45 degrees of melancholy: Why is the prince who made a great plan, Li Tan, the king of Jianning, a genius who is proficient in all aspects of literature and martial arts, why is the one at our stall an idiot?

But his melancholy was soon broken by Li Huang's stunning performance: This kid learned Tiance's martial arts very quickly!It was born for Tiance's martial arts!Thinking about Li Tan again, he was already a first-class master at a young age, and he couldn't help sighing: Is this the Tianjia dragon species?Even an idiot...

Li Huang is also a person with perseverance, otherwise he would not have succeeded in starting a business with his own strength in his previous life.

After three years like this, Li Chengen felt that the prince's temperament should have been worn out, so he wrote to ask Qin Yiyan if he could go out with the army a few times.After all, the ultimate purpose of giving military training to those emperors and grandchildren is to let them see blood and be stained with murderous intent.

Qin Yiyan thought about it, and according to his observation, this King Xiang was not as stupid as the rumors said, the reason why he had such a bad reputation, he and Zhu Jianqiu had a private discussion, the analysis of the military adviser was: King Xiang did not Any ambition, just want to be safe.

Thinking about the intrigue among the heirs to the throne in the past dynasties, Qin Yiyan thinks it is quite understandable.

Therefore, he thinks it is still necessary to seek his own opinion on whether to go out with the army.But when he came to the Pharmacist Temple to discuss the matter with Li Huang, he found that he couldn't find anyone anywhere in the whole temple!

In the end, he still found His Royal Highness King Xiang by the bank of the Yinma River. He was peeking at the soldiers of Tiance Mansion taking a bath after training...

——Tsk tsk, so many handsome bare-backed guys taking a bath at the same time, how spectacular!

Qin Yiyan's face turned dark immediately...

After bringing this silly prince back, Qin Yiyan privately wrote a big "no" in the reply letter for the safety of the soldiers.

After failing to make it to the battlefield, Li Huang proposed to visit the Haoqi League.

One reason is that he has stayed in this world for a long time, and he misses his bad friends very much, so he wants to see the camp they have always insisted on, and remember the past, after all, he only went there when he was playing offense and defense, and only remembers the scenery Good, but never looked closely;

Secondly, although he really wanted to go to the Valley of the Wicked,... how could those loyal servants around him let a foolish prince go to such a vicious place?

At any rate, the grandeur and the military background of the imperial court, when King Xiang proposed to experience the Jianghu, Li Chengen thought about Xie Yuan's old face that was three points rougher than Qin Yiyan, so he wrote a letter of introduction with confidence...

The emperor is not in a hurry, the eunuch is in a hurry.Pei Anxing, the chief manager of the palace under King Xiang, is an old man brought from Pei Zhaoyi's natal family. He is extremely loyal. Since the prince fell into the water a few years ago and became seriously ill, he suddenly became very "active", and he began to suffer from stomach pains.Now this silly prince suddenly wanted to go all the way to the south of Jiangnan Road, which made the boss very anxious.

That's not to mention, in order to allow himself to play without restraint, Li Huang also came up with a "stand-in plan", let the godson of the manager pretend to be the prince, and pretend to be the leader of the guards himself.

He himself played high, but the boss was walking on eggshells every day, for fear that one day his master would be recognized if he got off the hook, and some bad guys would do him harm.

After that, things are like this now.When Li Huang heard that Mu Li had appeared in the Valley of the Evil, he was overjoyed and desperately fought wits and courage with the people around him, and finally succeeded in sneaking away with his "daughter-in-law" and defected to the Valley of the Evil.

However, how could the loyal servants around him allow a prince to go to such a place?So he also chased after him, fearing that Evil Man Gu would be disadvantageous to him if he knew his status as a prince, and even brought an army of [-] from Longmen...

On the first day of the Lunar New Year, which should have been a joyful day, the Evilman Valley ushered in the most grandiose New Year greetings in history, which was even worse than the "Da Guangming Temple Change" back then.

With an army of [-] imperial courts, not to mention a Valley of the Wicked, even a small country can probably be wiped out.

Everyone was trembling and confused.Although there are a few imperial court prisoners in the Valley of the Wicked, they have never been treated so grandly.Everyone is guessing, what a crime it must be to let the imperial court dispatch a large army to encircle and suppress the New Year's Eve?

At this moment, several snow demon guards came to report to Mu Li, and some suspicious-looking people came to "surrender".

People black line.

Come to "surrender" at this juncture when the army is besieging the valley?Do you think this is a spy or a spy or a spy?

Due to the absence of the "Ten Evils" and Mu Li's amazing performance in dealing with the old forces in the Valley of the Wicked recently, the Snow Demon Hall is now vaguely headed by Mu Li, Tao Hanting's chief secretary.

There were three people who came, the first one was a grey-haired old man, who should have been fairly tall, hunched over, his eyes were slack, and his hands were still covering his stomach, as if he was suffering from stomach pain.

Followed by a middle-aged man with a strong build, his temples are bulging, and he looks like a master of both internal and external cultivation.The names of these two people are very unfamiliar. The old man is only level 30, but he is an ordinary person who does not know martial arts. The middle-aged man is level 95.

Mu Li and the others knew about the third thick black man who followed up. Seeing the classic green turban and floating ID on his head, he was Qin Yiyan, the deputy commander of Tiance Mansion!

As soon as he saw the old man, Li Huang immediately threw down the epee on his head and jumped up to run. As a result, when the old man who knew no martial arts saw Li Huang, his eyes flashed, and his speed was more than 10 times faster out of thin air. Like Lingbo taking small steps, he flashed past everyone in an instant, and then "slapped" on Li Huang's thigh in full view:

"Master, this old servant finally found you!"

"Master, have you been eating well these days? Are you sleeping well? Have you ever been uncomfortable when you are out alone?"

"Master, what's going on with your face? Then...those villains dare to torture you!?"

"It's the other way around!"

All his tears and snot were wiped on Li Huang's legs, making Li Huang bewildered.

Suddenly, Li Huang felt a chill in his palm, it was actually this old man who seemed to be dying from crying and secretly stuffed a wax pill into his hand.

Li Huang silently praised his Oscar-winning acting skills, and then——

——Give the wax pill to Ye Qinghou with both hands respectfully...

Ye Qinghou crushed the wax pill, only to see that inside was a piece of paper as thin as a cicada's wing, which was about the size of ordinary letter paper after being spread out. The list of insiders in the Valley of the Wicked.

After a quick glance, Ye Qinghou passed the note to Mu Li and the others, then smiled "hehe", pointed at the three and asked Li Huang:

"Aren't you going to introduce me?"

The old man next to him was already stunned and completely forgot to continue acting.And the unknown middle-aged man at level 95 was standing in front of the old man nervously when he saw that the matter had been exposed.

Li Huang scratched his head and said helplessly, "The one in front is my nursing home instructor, and the noisy old man in the back is my housekeeper."

That old man was the Chief Internal Affairs Officer of King Xiang's Mansion, the number one butler next to King Xiang, and the old man of Pei Zhaoyi's natal family, Pei Anxing. (The surname Pei was a common surname in the Tang Dynasty, and has nothing to do with the elder brother!)

If it is said that Pei Anxing is also a capable character, or else he would not be able to manage a palace in an orderly manner even if the master is mentally retarded.

It's just that this person is too loyal and has too much trust in his master.After Li Huang changed his core, he became more and more insane, often leaving a mess for him to wipe his ass, which made him exhausted. He was full of hair in his early forties and developed a stomach ulcer.

But he could see that his master's IQ seemed to be getting more and more normal, which made him overjoyed, thinking that the master had finally opened up as he grew older.

But he was soon slapped hard by the cruel reality.

Although Li Huang has done a lot of outrageous things in the past few years, but this time he had to recognize a man desperately, and he was also a monk as his wife, and he took his "daughter-in-law" away, which was the most serious one.Steward Pei was so excited that he had a gastric ulcer attack and spit out a mouthful of old blood, but he still had to wipe off the blood to chase after him.

At first they didn't know where the prince was going, but fortunately, whether it was the army or the Haoqi League, there were still people who were good at tracking, so he was able to stay behind Li Huang's buttocks without losing anyone.It's just that in the aspect of anti-stalking, Li Huang showed a gratifying and hateful wit. Manager Pei really didn't know whether to cry or laugh.

After traveling thousands of miles to the north, Manager Pei realized that the prince's goal was the Valley of the Wicked!

What a joke!If a prince goes alone to a place like the Valley of the Wicked where criminals run rampant, is he going to give them meat tickets?

As a result, this Manager Pei showed extraordinary ability in maneuvering.

Originally, let alone a housekeeper, even if Prince Xiang came in person, he did not have the right to mobilize troops.However, this Director Pei Leng used his sharp tongue to understand reason and emotion, and persuaded the Marshal Shence Bingma and Commander Langya who were guarding Longmen respectively, making them believe that If a prince loses his life on their territory, it will have a bad impact on their future.

As for Tiance, it saves effort, because firstly, there are few people stationed at Longmen in Tiance Mansion, so it is very convenient to transfer; secondly, it is Qin Yiyan who is currently on duty at Longmen, Li Huang's cheap master, no, Even he himself came here; three times, ahem, who told this incompetent bastard to have graduated from the Tiance Mansion...

The Longmen defenders do not have the right to leave their posts without permission to provoke wars, but they have the right to "train troops" on their own, and they can decide the time and place independently. Therefore, there is such a "military exercise" with the goal of the New Year's Eve as the Valley of the Wicked. ".

However, there is a huge blind spot in this Manager Pei's precise calculation, that is, his prince never thought about being rescued...

When he was escorted by several snow demon guards with big waists, his vision was tightly blocked. When he found his prince in the crowd, he rushed forward without any time to look at the people around him.Now he looked around, and his face suddenly fell down.

Whether it's the gentle and beautiful Muli standing in front of you, the glamorous Ye Qinghou, the fairy-like Shui Wuxin, or the handsome Tang Ying sitting far away, the fairy-like Luo Feng, the handsome and masculine Tang Ying, etc. Ghost Ax is one of the beauties in a million.

(Lan Huahua: Where is Lao Tzu!? Where is Lao Tzu!?)

This is not the valley of the wicked, it is clearly the land of beauties!

No wonder my prince is so happy to think about leaving!

Just when Manager Pei was beating his chest and feet, hating that iron could not be made into steel, Mu Li and Ye Qinghou were very interested in him:

In the Warring States period, such a talent might be the second Su Qin, and only a bastard like Li Huang treated him like an old lady.

Ye Qinghou is already considering the possibility of recruiting someone to be the manager of the PR department.

Mu Li was the most kind and amiable among this group of people, and he was also the best at dealing with incidents such as petitions by unscrupulous people, so he pulled Li Huang to appease the manager Pei for a while, and took them to the guest room to settle down.

Director Pei finally realized that the prince was not under any threat in the Valley of the Evil, but that he had brought in [-] soldiers with great fanfare this time, putting his master in danger of revealing his identity.

After calming down, he carefully observed the group of people.

First of all, he has the best impression of Muli!This young man is not only good-looking, but also has a docile temperament. He also has superb medical skills. After being given a few injections and prescribed a medicine to drink his stomach trouble, which could not be cured by an imperial doctor, he felt relieved Not a lot.To be honest, if the lord fell in love with this young man, as long as he didn't want to marry him as a concubine, he wouldn't object very much. After all, he was much more reliable than those male favorites before, wasn't he?

But he soon realized that this group of people was different from the empty-skinned male favorites favored by the prince before.

They obviously knew the identity of the prince, but they didn't care, as if the identity of the prince was no different from a trafficker in their eyes.He even saw that young man surnamed Ye often knocking on the prince's chestnut. This is a crime of disrespect that would be beheaded!

But the prince seemed to be very familiar with them, and he seemed to be happy with their various disrespectful actions.Manager Pei has never seen such a happy expression on King Xiang's face before.

Even though he couldn't understand it, and even though King Xiang didn't want to go back at first glance, Director Pei still reminded Li Huang of an important thing that he had long forgotten:

On the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, there is a Yuan banquet in Daming Palace.

Out of his love for the full moon, Li Longji paid more attention to the Lantern Festival than the New Year's Eve.Therefore, on New Year's Eve, the princes and grandchildren of each family can still spend it at their own homes, but on the Lantern Festival on the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, all royal family members must go to the palace to face the holy.

Li Huang had no affection for Tang Minghuang at all, so naturally he refused to go.Manager Pei was in a hurry:

"My lord, even if the emperor pays little attention to you, would he not know what you did? This time, because of you, the troops of the Longmen were mobilized. Although there is an excuse for performing troops, how can such an abnormal thing happen?" Escaped the court's eyeliner? Although you acted as no threat to other emperors and grandchildren, you are an emperor's grandson after all! One of the heirs to the throne! There are definitely many people who want to bring you down! If you don't go, there will be If a few caring people make a fuss about this matter, you will be finished!"

"It's over, it's over, I don't want to be a prince for a long time... Ouch!" Li Huang was muttering, and took another blow from Ye Qinghou.

"Idiot! We are going to live a stable life in the future, and we are counting on your status as a prince!" As he spoke, he dragged Li Huang to their internal meeting.

Because of Li Huang's status, many of their plans about this world have to be changed.

Hearing that he would be killed by the rebels during the Anshi Rebellion, Li Huang slapped the table to kill An Lushan, and he was pressed on the table by Ye Qinghou:

"Why do you rely on the most elite Northwest Army, masters like clouds, and Tang Xuanzong treats him like his own son, just rely on you, the most unfavored idiot grandson?"

Tang Xuanzong Li Longji looked down on this mentally handicapped grandson, but let him out, and he was afraid that he would discredit the royal family and lose face, so he kept him in the prosperous place of Dongdu around him.Moreover, he is also a prince after all. As one of the four surnames in Guanzhong, the Pei family is happy to raise such a signboard for their family.

But for future freedom!Ye Qinghou said:

——Find a way to let the emperor send you far away!First of all, you have to keep your status as a prince, and secondly, for this purpose, you must go to the Royal Shangyuan Banquet!

This meeting was held between the five of them. Tang Ying and others respected their secrets and did not attend the meeting.The meeting ended soon, and when Mu Li returned to his yard, he found an unexpected visitor waiting there.

Luo Feng.

Because of the relic of the martial arts in the palace, after Pei Yuan gave Luo Feng the most critical first aid, the rest of the nursing work was handed over to Mu Li, which caused the two people's favorability to reach five hearts.There are very few people in Luo Feng who can really talk to each other in this Valley of the Wicked, and only Mu Li is the most suitable person after deliberation.

He came to say goodbye.Ever since he was forced and detained by Li Huang, Luo Feng naturally hated him so much.

But after getting along for a while, he found that although Li Huang is extremely hateful, he is not considered a big villain, and he has the great responsibility of revitalizing Jingxu. gas.

Now, knowing that he is actually a prince, Luo Feng can't avoid it even more.

Think about his master Xie Yunliu, who was dragged into the water by Li Chongmao in the first place, so he fell into the field today, otherwise, the head of Chunyang would have been surnamed Xie long ago.Since no one is detaining him now, and he doesn't want to stay in the Valley of the Wicked, he naturally has to leave.

Mu Li was in a difficult situation.

First of all, Luo Feng is absolutely right!

But, who made Li Huang a relative or friend?

For Li Huang's happiness, Mu Li felt that it was necessary to rescue him again.

"At the beginning, Li Chongmao wanted to seize power and proclaim himself the emperor, so that he could implicate your master, but King Xiang has no ambitions for the world. As a stable prince, don't you think he is very helpful to your goal of revitalizing Jingxu? ?”

"We are neither relatives nor relatives, how can I let a prince bother me?" Luo Feng lowered his eyes.

"Can't you see? He cares about you, as long as it is what you want, he is willing to do it for you. You, you think about it again, for the sake of tranquility, what to do is the best."

Mu Li couldn't continue.

Mom, if you continue talking, you will be suspected of being forced into prostitution.

Luo Feng stayed where he was.

For Jingxu...

It is infinitely better to get the support of a prince than to struggle by oneself.Jingxu's disciples have powerful influence as their backer, so they don't have to go hungry or cold, they can no longer be bullied, and they can hold their heads high among their fellow disciples.

For this purpose, even if you let yourself be smashed to pieces, let alone a little bit of your own humble dignity?

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That night, Li Huang was extremely pleasantly surprised to find that Luo Feng actually appeared in his room. Under the dim candlelight, he numbly untied his clothes...

The mutton is automatically delivered to the door. It is very yellow and violent, so it is natural to eat it.

The next day, when he saw Li Huang's oily face, and the sheep who showed off to them when he saw them finally surrendered, Mu Li felt a "thump" in his heart, and immediately rushed to Li Huang's room.Ye Qinghou and Lan Huahua followed closely behind.

I saw Luo Feng was sitting on the bed in disheveled clothes, and he didn't panic when he saw someone intruding suddenly. When he looked at them, his face was calm and his eyes were like stagnant water.

Mu Li stared at him for a while, then turned and left.

Ye Qinghou covered the mouth of Lan Huahua who wanted to make noise, and pulled her out too.

Then, Luo Feng heard ping-ping-pong-pong and Li Huang's screams from the door.

Putting on his clothes and getting off the bed, Luo Feng opened the door and looked out, only to find that Li Huang was kneeling at the door, with an epee on his head, and a light sword, pen, insect flute and two swords neatly arranged under his knees...

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Li Huang: It's okay to follow the trend of Lan Huahua, why is my good apprentice...

Shui Wuxin: According to the plot speculation, it is 90% reasonable for me to do so.

Ye Qinghou: (thumb) Well done!