Happy trip to the Tang Dynasty

Lan Huahua, female, 23 years old, a disciple of the Five Poisons, a disciple of Fengyao, the envoy of Yuchan, and the daughter of the owner of a small village in Miaojiang, Lanhua Village.Five years ago, Tianyi Sect bloodbathed Lanhuazhai, the old village owner died, and Lanhuahua was seriously injured.A year later, she succeeded the village owner and led the remaining villagers to move to the deep mountains, away from the disputes between the Five Poisons and the Heavenly One Sect.

But, in fact, the real blue flower is——

"Dead shemale..."

"Stay in the water..."

When the fellow sees the fellow, tears well up.

After five years of emptiness, loneliness and coldness, today I finally found an organization!

——That's right, this Lan Huahua was one of the relatives and friends who fought with Mu Li back then.

Blue Flower Village.

In the tree house on the big banyan tree.

A man and a woman stick together intimately.

The man is gentle and handsome, while the woman is graceful and sexy. She is really a golden boy and a jade girl. She is made in heaven and earth, and others are envious.

The hearts of the men in Lanhuazhai were broken.

But actually——

"Wow, your little boy's skin is really nice, let me touch it again."

"Fuck off! Who told you to play the transvestite account, do you regret it now? How does it feel to be a royal sister for five years?"

"Very good! I touched all the girls in the whole village!"

"Hmph, without some hardware, you can only touch it."

"You know what a P is, I'm called romantic but not obscene."

"In the past five years, what have you been doing besides making beach shorts and flip flops?"

"I'm so busy! Do you think the owner of the village is so easy to be? These stupid people even come here to ask me to be the owner!"

"Then why don't you just leave them behind and concentrate on being your Five Poison disciples?"

"..."

Cold field.

Lan Huahua suddenly said, "Xiaoli, you've been here for five years, do you still think these people are NPCs?"

Mu Li remained silent.

Those chirping juniors and younger sisters, the black-bellied senior brother Pei Yuan, the kind master Sun Simiao, the Gongsheng monk who accepted him as a named disciple... These people are no longer a bunch of data, but flesh-and-blood people.

There is no resurrection point here, and there is only one life, so he hides his level 95 strength, not trying to be vigorous, just trying to protect himself comfortably.

"When I first came here, the whole village had just been attacked by the Tianyi Sect, and most of them were killed or injured. The strong smell of blood scared me.

When I woke up, I found myself badly injured and unable to move.

A girl took care of me until I was able to walk.

I think I'm in love with her, even though the body is a woman now.

However, when she went to gather medicine later, she disappeared.When I found her again, she had turned into a vicious corpse.I killed her with my own hands, the first time I killed anyone. "

As she spoke, she picked up a gourd, took a sip of wine, and handed the gourd to Mu Li.

Infected by his emotions, Mu Li also took a sip, and ended up choking...

"Ahem... Shemale, during the three months in the Black Dragon Swamp, I also killed people. At that time, I met an enemy. If I didn't kill him, he would kill me. After all, this world is not the one we are used to. , If we don’t kill, we won’t survive.”

Lan Huahua said: "After she died, I went crazy for a while, and killed many bastards of the Tianyi Sect. I knew that I was getting deeper and deeper in the entanglements of this world, but I didn't regret it at all."

"The girl regained some sanity before she died, but it was too late. Before she died, she said that she wanted me to take good care of her grandmother in the village. Xiao Li, it doesn't matter if you laugh at me for being soft-hearted. Don't let go of this burden.

So I moved the stockade here to stay away from the struggle between the Five Poisons and the Tianyi Sect.

Now I have seen everything, the most important thing in life is to be free and unrestrained. After everything settles down, I plan to travel to Tang Dynasty. "

"Wait a minute, I think we can have other goals." Mu Li grinned and said, "The other three guys who played with us are probably also in this world."

A thousand cups of wine are too few to meet a bosom friend, but not too much to talk to a fellow villager.

The next day, Mu Li told the other members of the Tiance team that he met his long-lost sister and wanted to stay to catch up on the old days and let them go back first.

Looking at these two, one is fair and handsome, the other is wild and fit, no matter how you look at it, they are not related by blood. Several soldiers of the Tiance team murmured in their hearts, "Actually, you are staying to be the master of the village", and they didn't force it. I left first.

Sweet and sour pork ribs.

Peking duck.

Chicken stew with mushrooms.

Lan Huahua was sitting on the floor in a pair of big beach pants, a pair of flip flops were thrown far away, and she was eating in a shapeless manner.

"As expected of a food blogger who is known as the 'Little God of Food'. In Tang Dynasty, there is no electricity or internet, and even the food is so unpalatable. These five years, I have suffered...!"

"...It's obviously because you don't want to practice life skills, okay?" Mu Li angrily brought another plate of three silk spring rolls, and was attacked by Lan Huahua again.

At this time, a person from Blue Flower Village suddenly stumbled in: "Village Master, it's not good! Achang and the others...they were arrested by the Tianyi Sect!"

Lan Huahua threw out a chicken bone: "Be more specific! Didn't Achang and the others go hunting three days ago? How did they get caught?"

The villager swallowed hard and said: "They were supposed to come back yesterday, but we didn't wait until it was dark. At this time, a villager from the next village came to report that they saw a group of Tianyi believers in a large Under the leadership of Gu Master, camping in the southeast of our village, I'm afraid it will be bad for our village!!"

Lan Huahua jumped up with a "swish", and stuffed the plate in the villager's hand, "I'm avoiding them, and the bastard from Tianyi Sect came to the door! I can't live through this day." ! Xiaoli, let's meet them!"

……

……

"...You shouted so proudly and dryly. I thought you were going to come in openly. The scriptures were cut up for you, but you didn't sneak in."

After dark, at the edge of a certain Tianyi Sect camp, two furtive figures stuck their heads in a tree branch, and quietly moved towards the tent of the big Gu master in the center of the camp.

"If I lead more than ten level 95s, of course I dare to charge openly, but only you and I can see the strength of the whole village. Besides, if you can milk, would you still need me to cut and mend the sky?"

"Who said that many Tianyi believers were crazily killed?"

"I'm calmly picking kills that are more than [-] levels lower than me, do you have any opinions?"

"..."

Fortunately, these days the monotheists are not banned like the army. Their camps are loose and have a lot of holes. In addition to the darkness, things can't be seen clearly ten steps away, but they can go far away. See the flaming red names hanging over the heads of each enemy.

Relying on the system to cheat, the two stupid thieves managed to get into the tent of the great Gu master.

For some reason, there was no one at the door of the tent, but there were people in the tent.

I saw a good-looking young man was tied up and thrown on the bed in the tent. He was unconscious. It was the missing Orion Achang from Lanhuazhai.

Lan Huahua and Mu Li hurried forward to check, but fortunately, they were just drugged and nothing serious happened.But when they turned their heads, they saw someone standing at the door, who was that big Gu master?The three met awkwardly.

Oops, I forgot to leave someone on guard at the door just now...

That great Gu master seemed to have drunk a lot, seeing Mu Li sitting on the edge of the bed, his eyes lit up: "Hey, you are the beauty who will accompany me tonight? You really are a beautiful person!"

Then he pounced on it.As for the blue flowers on the side, they were completely ignored...

ignore...

Lan Huahua swung the flute in his hand and smashed it on the guy's head: "This guy is GAY, and the cliff is! Didn't you see that this guy is such an obvious airport, and I'm 36E?"

This great Gu master was originally a research talent who delved into Gu art, and his melee ability was only five at most. He entered the tent to benefit from the "beauty" offered by his subordinates. He had limited poison on his body. Suddenly, all of his ability to use poison was not able to be displayed at all.

After he was knocked down by a sap stick, Mu Li quickly injected an injection into the Ya point, and the great Gu master immediately lost his voice, and could only make a panting sound of "huchihuchi".Then the two put him on the bed and beat him violently. Listening from outside the tent, you could only hear the sound of the bed "creaking" and the great Gu Master's "hahuhahu", as if something indescribable was going on inside. same thing.

At this time, outside the tent, a Tianyi Sect disciple hesitated for a moment, and then asked loudly and respectfully: "Master, those villagers who were captured were made into poisonous corpses on the spot, or were you brought to Taihe City?" To dedicate it to the Nanzhao royal family?"

Mu Li and Lan Huahua met their eyes.Lan Huahua asked silently: What should I do?

Mu Li signaled him to stay calm with a hand gesture, pinched his throat and choked out a drake-like voice: "Just, let's send it to Taihe City. I'll get ready and leave after dawn."

This voice is actually quite similar to that of the Great Gu Master, coupled with the lifelike panting, it sounds really hard to tell from afar.

Lan Huahua gave a thumbs up: It's yours.

Mu Li replied modestly: one is in the Jianghu, one more elective course should be taken.

After the disciple walked away, the two of them gave the Gu Master a happy one with one knife, Mu Li stripped off the Gu Master's clothes, and then endured the nausea and shaved off all the hair to make a wig.

"I'll go, you dare to wear this kind of thing." Lan Huahua looked at the smelly equipment and respected Mu Li.

Mu Li said that this was a small case: "I learned the disguise technique from a strange person in the Valley of Ten Thousand Flowers, but I even learned the skinning method systematically—a black-skinned bearded man like this belongs to the entry level."

While Mu Li was putting on makeup, Lan Huahua sneaked out to touch around, and when she came back, she said that it was a little stressful to save people.These days, the cultists have not only captured people from her village, but also many from other villages. It is impossible to rescue so many people without alerting the enemy.

At this time, Mu Li had already finished her make-up, and even threw her a set of Tianyi Cultists' clothes.When the Great Gu Master was "working", no disciple dared to stay around his tent.But the one who can respond to his order immediately at this time must be a trusted aide.Just now, Mu Li summoned a trusted aide to come in, and then he killed him with a sneak attack.

With the help of Muli, Lan Huahua finished her makeup.Tianyi believers refine drugs all the year round, and their clothing is characterized by wrapping their heads, masks, and bandages all over their bodies, so it is not difficult to impersonate them.

Those two naked bodies?The two lifted the carpet, dug a shallow pit, put the corpse in, and then Lan Hua spent a handful of corpse powder down, OK.

In the early morning of the next day, Mu Li, who was disguised as a Gu Master, casually ordered a few followers, including Lan Huahua, and set out on the road.Fortunately, this Gu master seemed to be arrogant all along, and he was unwilling to talk to his servants, so Mu Li's silence did not arouse anyone's suspicion.

Originally, they had agreed to wait for an opportunity to poison them on the road, and then rescued them, but before they could do anything, a group of Nanzhao cavalry suddenly came and surrounded them.

When Mu Li almost thought that he was showing something, a man who looked like a general got off his horse and came forward:

"Ahead is the Heavenly Great Gu Master Baja?"

Baja?It seems that the Gu master killed by them seems to have this name.

At this time, silence cannot be fooled, and Mu Li choked out his voice again: "Mmm. Who is it?"

"The last general, Yang Mouli, came to welcome Grandmaster on behalf of the son."

Prince?The son of Nanzhao seems to be named Feng Jiayi, right?Why would he please such a Gu master from Tianyi Sect?

Mu Li's impression of Tianyijiao Gu Masters is still that of a bunch of little monsters killed every year. In fact, real Gu Masters are just like the mages in Western Fantasy, they are quite precious strategic powers.Because of the assassination of Tang Ying and the others, Feng Jiayi realized that it is very important and beneficial to make friends with the Gu masters of Tianyi Sect.

Mu Li hesitated for a moment, then asked: "Then—what about your sons?" His tone was slow, coupled with a male duck's voice, he immediately showed arrogance.

Yang Mouli disdains, what are you, Shi Ziye, you can see him whenever you want! ?

However, because Feng Jiayi explained that even if the other party has a weird temper, he still has to be polite, so he could only hold back his anger and laugh with him: "Recently, there are some trivial matters on the front line that need to be dealt with by the prince, so the prince ordered that the master can stay in the residence of the dead son first, or go to Xiaoqinhuai for fun. I don't know what Master wants?"

"Then these slaves..." Mu Li asked.

"Why do you need Master to worry about such trivial matters? Just send them to Erhai Lake to build a city!"

Erhai Lake?A city under construction?Mu Li was secretly happy, if I remembered correctly, the Tiance Killing Camp seemed to be operating in that area.

"Then I'll send someone to go with them."

That person is naturally Lan Huahua.He seemed to explain some affairs, but actually told her the contact method of the Heavenly Killing Camp, and then the two parted ways.

Yang Mouli asked: "Then is the master the Shi Zifu or the little Qinhuai?"

Prince's Mansion—Is that a self-inflicted snare? !

Little Qin Huai - it's easy to escape with mixed fish and dragons, of course -

"Go to Little Qinhuai!"