Happy trip to the Tang Dynasty

When Ye Qinghou opened his eyes, the first thing he saw was a thatched roof with a small piece of bacon and a bunch of peppers hanging from the roof beams.

He turned his eyes slightly, and looked at the surrounding furnishings, the old coir raincoat hanging on the loess wall, the broken wooden table next to it, the rough wooden lattice window, and the faded window grilles on the window paper - it seemed that he was in a farmhouse .

It seems that Pei Yuan has taken him out of the Spirit Snake Valley.

His whole body has been tidied up and put on proper cotton underwear.But his whole body was sore and weak, his head was hot, and even his breath was hot.

According to past illness experience, he knew that he had a high fever.

He wanted to sit up, but the sharp pain from somewhere in his lower body immediately reminded him of his nightmare not long ago.

"you're awake?"

A gentle and mellow male voice came from above his head.Ye Qinghou raised his head, and saw that the protagonist of the nightmare was sitting on his bedside, stretching out his fingers to touch his wrist.

Ye Qinghou was startled, and suddenly withdrew his hand.The fragments of memories are full of the cruel torture that this man gave him, even though he was covered in bruises, crying and struggling, he was still being mercilessly beaten again and again...

Ye Qinghou's pupils shrank suddenly.

Powder turns black.

Seeing his resistance, Pei Yuan secretly had a headache.

This is the biggest somersault he has ever encountered in his life, bar none.

Originally, he disdained to take care of an uncooperative patient, but he was at fault for this incident, which caused Ye Qinghou to fall into such a state that he was obliged to cure Ye Qinghou's injury no matter what the reason.

So, he had no choice but to be patient and simply explain the matter to Ye Qinghou.

This is Pei Yuan's foothold in the mountainous area of ​​Chengdu.

On the day he met Ye Qinghou, he was going to check Tianyi Coach Gu, so it was impossible to bring a lot of things with him, so some bulky things and most of the medicines were stored in this unused mountain farmhouse.

After Ye Qinghou was seriously injured by him, he just treated the injury with acupuncture and some simple medicines, and then carried people over mountains and mountains to come here, cleaned and changed clothes and settled them properly.

"Your... the injury in the secret place has not been treated properly, and, counting the time, the second attack of the 'Merry Ghost' should be coming soon. Now that you know who I am, if you still trust my medical skills If so, I advise you to treat it in time, otherwise, it will cause serious harm to your body."

Before Pei Yuan finished speaking, Ye Qinghou already felt that something was wrong with his body.

He wriggled uneasily, his face was flushed, and a certain organ began to be restless.

At six o'clock, the "Merry Ghost" broke out.

Enduring the burning desire/fire, Ye Qinghou clutched the quilt tightly, listened to Pei Yuan's speech with an ugly expression, then waved to him, motioning him to come over and have something to say.But when Pei Yuan approached, he suddenly punched him in the face with a right uppercut!

Due to his extremely weak body, this punch had no effect on Pei Yuan, not even leaving a mark.On the contrary, it was Ye Qinghou who threw his fist and fell back on the bed exhausted, gasping for breath.

But after this punch, Ye Qinghou's expression also became peaceful.

If Pei Yuan wanted to hide, he couldn't have hit it just now; since he was hit without dodging or dodging, it is enough to show that Pei Yuan still has some sincerity.Ye Qinghou can still trust Pei Yuan's character.Since the incident happened for a reason, and he is not a narrow-minded person, he has let go of his breath, so let go of everything that should be let go.

As for the loss of virginity, firstly he didn't care much about it, and secondly, he didn't intend to escape into Buddhism. It was the first time to have a good time with his idol Pei Yuan, which was already a pretty good result, and there was nothing to complain about. of.

——It's just that this process is too tragic, it's a big loss, and Pei Yuan must be compensated ten times in the future!

Ye Qinghou thought bitterly.

(Pei Yuan did repay him ten times later...)

"Then it's Mr. Lao." After venting his anger with a punch, Ye Qinghou's attitude changed immediately, and after speaking politely, Ye Qinghou lay down, closed his eyes and let Pei Yuan move.

How could Pei Yuan not be able to feel the change of his state of mind? He just felt that this person was able to pick up and put it down in an instant, which was so free and easy; Did you finish the "Merry Ghost" aftertaste, pursed your lips that were suddenly a little thirsty, turned around and went to get the medicine.

The medicine was dark in color and exuded a bitter fragrance, which Ye Qinghou could recognize.

—— Black Jade Dipsacan Ointment.Once at an auction in Yangzhou, a small box the size of copper coins was sold at a high price of thousands of gold.

But now Pei Yuan has a large box the size of a bowl in his hand.This kind of life-saving holy medicine that other people should carefully keep away, was used by Pei Yuan in the anorectal treatment, and the dosage was heroic, as if it was not a golden medicine but a lump of lard.

Rao Ye Qinghou, who spent two lifetimes in rich clothes and fine food, still couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth at such a wasteful act, thinking: If it were a commoner like Mu Li or Lan Huahua, I'm afraid he would be tight and feel stuffed. Into a lump of gold.

The Black Jade Dipsacillary Ointment will take effect when it encounters blood, and the lacerations in Ye Qinghou's body immediately feel a bit of coolness and slight itching, the pain is greatly reduced, and it is very comfortable.But his consciousness was unknowingly eroded by the "Merry Ghost", his sanity gradually became confused, and he dazedly rubbed against Pei Yuan's body again, his eyes were sparkling, and his already bright appearance was even more charming man, only teases him almost uncontrollably.

Since Ye Qinghou had made a self-harming courtship before, several lacerations were beyond the reach of his fingers.Pei Yuan really didn't have any suitable tools at hand, and then looked at Ye Qinghou who was unconsciously hanging around his neck begging for pleasure, after thinking about it, he decided to obey his heart.

With the world's most expensive lubricant and the most indescribable medicine delivery stick, the ointment was finally pushed into place.

Ye Qinghou was suffering from a high fever at this time, his body was extremely hot, and Pei Yuan's scalp was about to explode due to the stimulation.But he has to take care of Ye Qinghou's weak body, so he must not exercise.This extreme contradiction made him suffocate evil fire.

The doctor's parents thought that the future would be long, and he hadn't slept much in the past few days from exploring Tianyi's teaching to carrying Ye Qinghou out of the mountain, so he hugged Ye Qinghou, the only one in the house. Fall asleep on the bed.

After a good night's dream, Pei Yuan woke up first, feeling refreshed.

At this time, there was the fluttering sound of wings in the room, but Yinyuanhui finally sent back the correct information about Ye Qinghou:

His child molesters and beauties were all gifts from others in business contacts, and they were all dismissed and arranged by him secretly. There is no such thing as "bullying boys and girls";

His income comes from the operation of his own shop, and he has not "corrupted the law";

There was even a secret letter sent by Master Ye Dazhuang, admitting that Ye Qinghou was an undercover agent sent by Tibetan Sword, and hoped that Wanhua Valley would be accommodating.

In addition, at the bottom of the letter there is a personal message from the staff of Yinyuanhui: Ye Qinghou is an important fat sheep (crossed out) customer of Yinyuanhui, please hold your hands high.

In short, none of the crimes in the hero post are true, Ye Qinghou is really innocent.

Pei Yuan couldn't help secretly rejoicing that Ye Ying's sword energy protected Ye Qinghou's heart veins, otherwise he would become a disabled person without dying.

Out of guilt, Pei Yuan decided to make a delicious meal for Ye Qinghou.

It has been more than twelve o'clock since they came out of the mountain, and both of them are hungry.

Naturally, Pei Yuan's culinary skills cannot be compared with Mu Li's, but the culinary skills of those who can cook medicine well are basically the same, and the advantage lies in the fact that the ingredients are so exotic——

——Yuye Ganoderma lucidum, a kind of fairy grass, born in the place where the aura of heaven and earth gathers, the whole body is snow-white, soft in texture, and people who don't know the goods will take it as a mushroom.This substance can best nourish the viscera and internal injuries, and it is said that the effect is miraculous.

While stewing mushroom soup, Pei Yuan looked at Ye Qinghou's biography attached by Yin Yuanhui.Suddenly, he was attracted by a line of words:

The master behind the scenes of "Tianxianglou".

What is "Tianxiang Building"?The most famous restaurant in Jiangnan.

Since receiving the support of Shui Wuxin's database and the private recipes sponsored by Muli, the cooking level of "Tianxianglou" has been greatly improved. Coupled with Ye Qinghou's intentional expansion, today's "Tianxianglou" has become a collection of catering, accommodation, A comprehensive hotel integrating entertainment, all standards go straight to five stars, and it is already faintly becoming the number one restaurant in the world.

In order to investigate Mu Li's rebellion into the Valley of the Wicked, Pei Yuan once went to the south of the Yangtze River, and also tasted the craftsmanship of "Tianxianglou" by the way.At that time, in order to promote Sichuan cuisine, "Tianxianglou" held a week-long "Sichuan Cuisine Festival", abruptly extending Pei Yuan's plan to stay in Jiangnan for three days to seven days.

The dishes of "Tianxianglou" are not only far more delicious than other restaurants, but also novel and unique, which have never been heard before.Pei Yuan ate there for a week, and there was not a day when the dishes were heavy.

If it weren't for the emergency situation in the Southwest and he had to leave, the happiness of a mouse falling into a rice vat would have almost overcome his reason.

The boss of "Tianxiang Building"...

Pei Yuan looked at Ye Qinghou, the beautiful young man on the bed seemed to be emitting the alluring light of the glittering golden lifetime free meal coupon.

Ye Qinghou woke up.

Smelling the aroma of mushroom soup, I woke up hungry.

Pei Yuan thoughtfully fed him the soup. Ye Qinghou's evaluation of the soup was - the taste was average, but the taste of mushrooms was good.

Pei Yuan smiled and fed him some medicinal porridge to dispel wind and cold, without mentioning that the mushroom in the soup he drank just now may be the only one in the world, and it can no longer be measured by price.Seeing that Ye Qinghou ate the food he served without hesitation, he was secretly surprised, and he didn't know whether this person was fearless, upright, or simply stupid.

——However, the person who can be sent to the Valley of the Wicked as an undercover agent should not be a fool.

Little did he know that it was all because Ye Qinghou had complete trust in the character of this NPC, and the service of "living people without medical treatment" was like red rain falling from the sky, and it would be useless not to enjoy it.

The relapse of the "Merry Ghost" was resolved by Pei Yuan's hands.Because the daily sunrise essence is not good for the body after all, not to mention the current Ye Qinghou who has just broken his body and is weak.

Fortunately, there is Xinglin's first apprentice, and the amount of each time is firmly controlled, so that the essence will not be vented.

With the experience of the previous two times, and the fact that he really had a strong need when the "Merry Ghost" broke out, Ye Qinghou didn't shy away from having sex with Pei Yuan.What surprised Pei Yuan was that Ye Qinghou, who originally thought Ye Qinghou belonged to the noble and glamorous type, would take the initiative to ask for sex——

——This is purely a 1000-year gap between the ancients and moderns in terms of skin.

The domineering Hou Ge fully supports carpe diem emotionally, and he and Huang Baojun are indeed a family.

At this time, rumors spread in the Valley of the Evil that Mu Li presided over the disembowelling operation.

The disembowelling operation was already rare, but it became even more unbelievable when it was rumored in the world.People only heard that Hua Tuo was going to perform a craniotomy on Cao Cao in the Romance story, but Cao Cao cut him off before he could do it; but Mu Li did it successfully, so his reputation was in the situation that he did not realize He even caught up with the ancient famous doctor.

Pei Yuan loves to study medicine the most in his life. Hearing about this, he immediately decided to see the Thirteenth Junior Brother and send Ye Qinghou to the Valley of the Evil.

"Yuye Ganoderma lucidum" has outstanding efficacy, and the senior brother has extraordinary medical skills. After seven days, Ye Qinghou's injuries were completely healed.

After finally being able to get out of bed, Ye Qinghou picked up his golden snake and ordered the big brothers to discuss.

The big brother put himself on a cheating spring mud that reduces injuries by 99%, and he didn't fight back, and walked him for a long time.

In the end, Ye Qinghou fell down because he was tired.

Of course, Ye Qinghou didn't expect to defeat Pei Yuan, he just vented his unwillingness.

Then?The two looked at each other pleasingly, and because of Ye Qinghou's "Merry Ghost" incident, there was a cloud/`rain event every two days; afterward, they got used to it, even if the "Merry Ghost" had expired, if If there is no lingering/lingering for a day, both of them will feel as if there is nothing to do that day.

Ever since, Ye Qinghou slept with Senior Brother Pei in this way.

Compared with Pei Yuan, Ye Qinghou was even more surprised: the leader of the flower of Gaoling, the representative of ascetic clothing, is actually proficient in house, middle and art...

Before the Tang Dynasty, there were many classics on sexuality in China, such as "Su Nu Jing", "Xuan Nu Jing", "The Secret of Yu Fang", "Yu Fang Zhiyao", "Dong Xuan Zi", etc. Unfortunately, in the Five Dynasties and the Northern Song Dynasty It has been lost since then.Intercourse surgery mainly includes common sense about sex, sexual skills, and conception. At the same time, it is not limited to sex, but combines sex with qigong, health preservation, and the pursuit of immortality or longevity.It can be said that Fang/Zhong/shu was a serious science of health preservation in ancient times. As a disciple of Xinglin, it is not surprising that Pei Yuan is proficient in this way.But the problem is...

"Fang/zhong/shu originated from Taoism in the Han Dynasty. It is a very important art of cultivating immortals. There are many classics of double cultivation in Chunyang's Sutra Pavilion, and there are many Chunyang disciples who are proficient in this way. I just briefly Knows fur." ​​Senior Brother Pei said.

Having said that, but when I think about the Taoist priests who look like immortals, they are actually very good at bed/knowledge... How will people face those high mountains in the future...

Is this the truth about scumbags?

In addition, what disillusioned Ye Qinghou was that Pei Yuan was an out-and-out foodie.Their journey to the Valley of the Wicked was not fast, and all the time wasted was because Pei Yuan had to look for local delicacies wherever he went.It is said that in an old beef noodle shop with a history of one hundred years, Ye Qinghou watched the elder brother kill eight bowls by himself...

Looking at the still flat stomach and still slender and beautiful figure, Ye Qinghou deeply felt that this is unscientific...

Fortunately, Yinyuanhui's forces are all over the world, and Pei Yuan has a special means of communication, so Ye Qinghou can buy news about Evilman Valley anytime and anywhere.Seeing Ye Qinghou throwing money at Yinyuanhui all the way, Pei Yuan finally knew what the "fat sheep" in the message meant.