Happy trip to the Tang Dynasty

Because the water dungeon was flooded, Mu Li and Ye Qinghou were blindfolded, and together with Shui Wuxin, they were taken to another dungeon in Neifang.

Shui Wuxin lay motionless with his eyes closed in a pile of moldy straw, Mu Li was examining him carefully, Ye Qinghou was walking around anxiously, he had a thousand words to ask Shui Wuxin, but——

——Not far from the cell fence, an old man without a beard was drinking for himself leisurely, and there were two female jailers with big arms and round waists standing beside them, staring at them, obviously watching them.

——You can’t ask the question “When did you cross over” in front of these people, right?

Mu Li has already checked Shui Wuxin's internal organs. Shui Wuxin is weak and has a high fever. The reason is malnutrition and physical and mental exhaustion for quite a long time.

——The cause of malnutrition is obvious, the prison food will definitely not be delicious, as for why he is exhausted physically and mentally, he has to ask himself.

Then he hesitated, looked at the two middle-aged female prison guards outside the door, turned around to block the sight of outsiders, and then took off Shui Wuxin's pants.

The thing between the legs is pink in color, small in shape, and hangs down limply, but the two grains accompanying it have disappeared; as for the clean cut, the person who did it is obviously experienced.

"Don't look at it, that kid is the most successful work in my life. Apart from being unable to do that thing in this life, there is absolutely no other legacy." The old man outside the prison said suddenly, his voice was sharp, and he turned out to be an eunuch .

"Elder-in-law, when I was still in the palace, I specialized in cleansing the little eunuchs. There were at least five or six hundred under my hand. This kid is the most calm I have ever seen. He didn't even move his eyelids from the beginning to the end. Tsk , even Guan Erye, who scraped the bone and healed his wounds, probably wouldn't be so calm if he was cut off. It's a pity, no matter how kind, he was cut off from the root of right and wrong with a single knife. The woman in the workshop..."

Mu Li said anxiously: "But, this father-in-law, my younger brother must have been wronged! Look at him like this, how could he commit a romantic crime?"

The old man who didn't have to say: "I also know this, this kid doesn't even have a trace of popularity, how can he have thoughts about women?"

Ye Qinghou also saw that the old man was obviously the local leader of this dungeon, so he asked respectfully: "I would like to ask the expert to give me some advice. Is there any chance for our younger brother to get rid of the crime?"

The old man sighed and said, "It's hard to overturn the case after being convicted by Neifang."

Mu Li and Ye Qinghou glanced at each other, and felt that the old man's words were not dead, so they quickly flattered and sent them a bank note.

After the eunuch loses a certain function, his attachment to money is far higher than that of ordinary people.He held a 1000 tael banknote in his hand and said, "Don't worry about that girl Gao Jiangting. She has been deceived by duplicity men, so she never trusts men, especially with that girl. A good-looking man with 'plain hands and clean face'."

Mu Li and Ye Qinghou were slightly surprised to see him calling Qin Xiu's name directly and seemed quite disrespectful, while the two middle-aged dead women on both sides seemed to be commonplace.

"Why, I just called Gao Jiangting, little girl, are you surprised? Eunuch, when I was with the former emperor, you common people had to kowtow to salute me.

Don't think I'm stuck here watching a dungeon, what's wrong?There is wine to drink, no worries, and occasionally a few short-sighted boys come to refresh my skills. Compared with the old guys who lost their lives before me, I am already like a fairy these days.Alas, the woman from the Li family is really deceitful! "

It seems that these are the palace servants brought out by Li Gu'er and Li Shangqiu, the two royal disciples of Gongsun Da Niang and Gongsun Er Niang.In their previous lives, Mu Li and Ye Qinghou were in a mixed officialdom and a mixed shopping mall. Also got caught out.

From childhood to adulthood, Shui Wuxin was indeed a little overlord. Because the matchmaker lost her son in her early years, she adopted Shui Wuxin and doted on him lawlessly.It's just that after the matchmaker died of illness half a year ago, he suddenly became dull and reticent.

"Here, it's the same as now."

Mu Li and Ye Qinghou looked at each other and came to a common conclusion - Shui Wuxin's travel time was different from theirs, not five years ago, but half a year ago.

"At that time, many people thought that the child was finally sensible, and a little girl named Luyao even took the initiative to keep him company. Although she bumped into a lot of obstacles at the beginning, the two finally got along slowly. It's approaching. Although the boy Shui Wuxin still looks cold, but once the girl accidentally drowned, he was the one who rescued her. Shui Wuxin can save people? No one would have believed this before. It seems how much he It's a treat for that little girl."

"Then Shui Wuxin committed the crime of adultery with a woman. Was the victim the green-waisted girl?"

It's hard to say if it was Shui Wuxin before the crossing, but since this happened after Shui Wuxin crossed, it must be an unjust case!

"Oh, that's not true. The victim is a new disciple who has just started. I haven't seen it before. It is said that disciple Qixiu who was patrolling found it in Taohua Village. The fifteen or sixteen-year-old girl had been broken. Naked and passed out, and that kid is beside him with disheveled clothes, and the root of the disaster is still stained with blood and muddy liquid... Tsk tsk, the evidence is as solid as a mountain."

"What was the testimony of the victim?"

"You mean that little girl? After she woke up, she was so ashamed and angry that she wiped her neck while no one was paying attention. As soon as Gao Jiangting heard the news, she immediately ordered the kid to be eunuched. She was in a bad mood these days. This kid made trouble."

"Then why didn't you kill him?"

"Hey, boy, do you think that death is the greatest punishment? You are wrong! Death is not terrible, but death is the most terrible thing! Many old people in the square are still thinking about the friendship of the matchmaker back then. Her bones are still cold. Just killing her adopted son is unreasonable, so I made a compromise and let Shui Wuxin suffer in prison for the rest of her life."

Mu Li and Ye Qinghou suddenly felt creepy - the women in Xiufang are really scary!

"Did my brother plead guilty so easily?"

"Hey, there was no one else present at the time, and the prisoner didn't think of anyone other than him. It didn't take long for this kid to plead guilty. It's just that at the beginning, this kid just said something that people couldn't understand."

"What?"

"What's 'insufficient conditions, can't be determined'. It doesn't matter. If you really want to save this kid, Eunuch, I can give you a way, as long as you can afford it."

Eunuch Li rubbed the thumb and index finger of his right hand.

Ye Qinghou immediately sent another bank note.Eunuch Li took a look and shook his head.

Ye Qinghou glanced at Mu Li, Mu Li gritted his teeth, took out two bank notes with larger denominations from his pocket, and said with a wry smile: "Elder-in-law, this is all our property, if you want more Too much, we can only sell ourselves."

Eunuch Li's eyes lit up, and he looked the two of them up and down with burning eyes, as if he was evaluating the value of two promising pieces of pork, and seemed to think that this proposal was very feasible.

Just when the two of them were almost running away from him, Eunuch Li finally withdrew his gaze reluctantly and said, "Don't worry, Eunuch, I am a measured person. Those who were greedy and insufficient in the palace back then, which one can be kept?" Fate? I have no grievances with this kid, and no matter what kind of punishment is used on him, he will not respond, it is boring, it is better to exchange some real money."

He took a deep sniff of the smell of copper on his hand intoxicated, and then said:

"That girl with a green waist is strange. Father-in-law, I've seen her before. Although she has an innocent smile on her face, those eyes... Hehe, we've seen them a lot in the most scheming ladies in the palace. And Shui Wuxin went to jail At that time, only Lu Yao came to see him, and not long after she left, Shui Wuxin confessed—so, if you want to save this kid, Lu Yao is the key."

"But how can I see the green waist?"

"Don't you all read the list of performances? The disciple who played the piano show for the outside world this time is the green waist!"

At this moment, Mu Li found that Shui Wuxin, who had been lying in his arms, had somehow subsided from his high fever, and slowly opened his eyes.

"Wuxin, how are you? Are you okay?" Mu Li/Ye Qinghou shouted together.

Shui Wuxin fixed her emotionless eyes on the two of them, and answered after a while: "60% fatigue, but no physical damage."

Then—then the two found that they had a lot to ask, but there were three light bulbs nearby, and some secrets were really inconvenient to ask.

"It would be great if there was a chat channel!" Ye Qinghou muttered in a low voice.

After listening to Shui Wuxin, he closed his eyes.

A few seconds later, in the minds of the two of them—yes, in their minds, not in their ears—suddenly sounded:

— Ding Dong!Muli/Ye Qinghou/Shui Wuxin team up with you!

— Ding Dong!Squad chat mode is on!

[Squad][Shui Wuxin]: Well, you can talk now.

[Squad] [Mu Li]:! #frightened#frightened#frightened

[Squad] [Ye Qinghou]:! #frightened#frightened#frightened

[Squad][Mu Li]: Oh my god! !how did you do that?

Shui Wuxin closed her eyes again and pondered for a while.The two were accustomed to his slowness, so they waited patiently.

[Squad][Shui Wuxin]: Top-secret information - confidentiality level: SSS - confidentiality conditions do not exist - it can be opened to the authorized person - the authorized person believes: Mu Li, Ye Qinghou, Lan Huahua, very yellow and very violent.

what are these?

[Squad][Shui Wuxin]: I——I'm actually not an ordinary human being.

[Squad][Ye Qinghou]: We know that although there are very few people who suffer from autism and Hawking’s disease at the same time, in our opinion, you are actually the same as ordinary people except that you move slowly. In fact, many ordinary people Not as strong as you.

[Squad][Shui Wuxin]: Thank you for your consolation——I think this should be consolation.In fact, my body is the product of human cloning.And my brain is an experiment of biological computer.

[Squad][Mu Li]: ...Human cloning? !This seems to be banned all over the world!

[Squad][Shui Wuxin]: So my existence is a state secret, unfortunately, I am a failure.As you can see, I'm not physically fit at all when it comes to human cloning, and I'm not as practical as electronics when it comes to biocomputers, so when you see me, I'm sitting idle.And I was allowed to play social games online, which was an observation experiment on my social development.

[Squad][Mu Li]: #汗# We actually became guinea pigs with you...wait a minute!Could it be that we will time travel because of you! ?This seemingly real world... Could it be that our country has developed virtual reality! ?

[Squad][Ye Qinghou]: KAO!Just when I thought it was a martial arts movie, you suddenly told me that it was actually a sci-fi movie The Matrix!How embarrassing are you for the readers who read the article!

[Squad][Shui Wuxin]: No, this is not what national scientific research institutions can do, nor is it what humans can do at this stage.Moreover, in the process from the original world to this world, my memory has a gap of 4.5 seconds.

[Squad][Muli]: We arrived here five years ago, and you traveled through it about half a year ago...five years...4.5 seconds...It seems that our five years here are only five seconds of the original world.

[Squad][Shui Wuxin]: I tried over and over again to calculate the blank 4.5 seconds from the existing conditions, but all failed.When I saw you, I got a new calculation, so I started the calculation again.This process is very energy-intensive.

[Squad][Ye Qinghou]: #惊惊#Dare you have a high fever just now because the CPU is overheating!

[Squad][Mu Li]: Then why are you willing to tell us such a confidential matter now?

[Squad][Shui Wuxin]: Because the environment and conditions required to keep secrets do not exist in this time and space, there is no need to keep them secret, so this secret can be shared with your four authorized persons.

[Squad][Ye Qinghou]: Oh?Why the four of us?and not others?

[Squad][Shui Wuxin]: Because, according to my judgment, you are not hostile and can be trusted; maybe because——

He paused, as if searching for the right words.

[Squad][Shui Wuxin]: I think this feeling should be described as, I like you guys.

Mu Li/Ye Qinghou: (*////_////*)...Invisibly seductive, the most deadly...

[Squad][Ye Qinghou]: I have another question—isn’t there a Xiutai in Qixiu?Why did you become Xiuluo, a man disguised as a woman?

[Squad][Shui Wuxin]: Regarding this, I don't have exact data.

[Squad][Mu Li]: Ye Zi, Xiutai will only have it when Yanxiu Xiaoqi adopts war orphans during the Anshi Rebellion in the future, and the Anshi Rebellion has not yet come.Although Xiufang once had a very small number of male disciples like Sun Feiliang, men and women are different, and they will definitely not be mixed with a large number of female disciples.The matchmaker guessed that the protector had become bewildered, so in order to keep Shui Wuxin by her side at all times, she even disguised him as a woman.

We were supposed to have all crossed five years ago, but Shui Wuxin was special, so he wore it late, and his body has grown five years and grown up.It seems that our traversal is only in the normal mode, and somehow he has turned on the hell mode!

[Squad][Ye Qinghou]: But no matter what kind of speculation, this is different from the game, we can only take one step at a time.Also, Wu Xin, what's going on with this team chat interface?

[Squad][Shui Wuxin]: After meeting you, this function will appear automatically.

The three of them compared each other and found that although Shui Wuxin arrived four and a half years later than them, he had more panel functions. Although there were no such unscientific things as God's travel and resurrection, let's start a team chat , Order a strange point, it's a no-brainer.

——Yes, point odd points.

The reason why Muli's milk volume is ridiculously low, and the fights are not satisfactory is because after they crossed, all the characters were reverted to the initial settings, and all the strange points were washed away!And they are not powerful computer teenagers like Shui Wuxin, so they have no way of knowing!

Immediately after asking Shui Wuxin to fill up the strange acupoints of the two of them, Mu Li felt indescribably comfortable and full of confidence!

——From then on, I am also a person who can venture into the rivers and lakes!

[Squad][Mu Li]: And the most important question, who framed you?And what about that green waist?

[Squad][Shui Wuxin]: Luyao is the woman who approached me half a year ago and showed kindness to me. I define her as a "new friend". Authorization level: temporary.If you don't show up within five years, and her friendliness remains the same, she will become an official licensee.As for the "framing" you're talking about, I don't know what you're talking about.

[Squad][Ye Qinghou]: Don't you know that they framed your daughter-in-law and defiled a junior Qixiu disciple?This man with a green waist is very suspicious.

[Squad][Shui Wuxin]: Green waist, suspect?

[Squad][Mu Li]: Think about it, what did she do at that time?

[Team][Shui Wuxin]: At that time, she asked me to go to Peach Blossom Village, and said she wanted me to help her catch some crabs and send them to the kitchen, and I agreed.But when I got to the agreed place, she didn't come.Later, it was said that she went to pick lotus seeds with some teachers and sisters and forgot the time, and 15 people gave her alibi.

[Squad][Mu Li]: Then what happened to you later?

[Squad][Shui Wuxin]: I waited at the appointed place for a while, but someone called me in the next room. As soon as I entered the room, someone attacked the Baihui acupoint on the back of my head with a needle, and lost the ability to move.

[Squad] [Ye Qinghou]: What about your martial arts?You won't hide!

[Squad][Shui Wuxin]: Because no one gave me the command to be on guard.

[Squad][Ye Qinghou]: ...Understood, you continue.

[Squad][Shui Wuxin]: When I fell to the ground, someone put an unconscious Qixiu disciple beside me. Because of the viewing angle, I could only see a pair of men's feet...

[Squad][Mu Li]: Wait, the person who was attacked at Baihui Cave should be unconscious, right?How can you still see?

[Squad][Shui Wuxin]: Because I won't be unconscious.

[Squad][Ye Qinghou]: What does this mean?

[Squad][Shui Wuxin]: Because of my special structure, I don't sleep, and I don't fall into a coma. Every minute and every second of me is clearly recorded.That's why I know that when I was traveling, my memory was erased for 4.5 seconds.

[Squad] [Mu Li/Ye Qinghou]:! !

They couldn't imagine what kind of day it was, and suddenly they understood why Shui Wuxin turned himself into a humanoid computer, because otherwise, everyone would collapse.

[Squad][Ye Qinghou]: That man must be the real culprit who polluted that little Qixiu!

[Squad][Shui Wuxin]: He is not the real murderer.

[Squad] [Mu Li]: What?Are there other accomplices?

[Squad][Shui Wuxin]: There is no one else, the person who had sex with that Qixiu disciple was me.

[Squad][Mu Li/Ye Qinghou]: =口=! !

[Squad][Shui Wuxin]: At that time, that Qixiuquan and I were both poisoned. According to what the man said, we had to have sex with a man and a woman to get rid of it.Then he left.Although I remained awake, my whole body could not move or make a sound for two hours.

When I was able to move, it happened to be the time when the poison came out.At that time, my heart rate was three times faster, and I couldn't control myself. My body temperature rose to 39 degrees Celsius and continued to rise.

At that rate, I was expected to die within four hours of dehydration from hyperthermia.As for that Qixiu, although she hasn't woken up yet, judging from her heartbeat, body temperature and hormone concentration, she has the same symptoms as me.

[Squad][Mu Li]: Then what do you do?

[Squad][Shui Wuxin]: At that time, the house was closed, and there were no intelligent life forms around that could provide assistance. Therefore, the method of experimenting with that unknown man was my only choice.

[Squad][Ye Qinghou]: You, you just fucked that little girl?You even know how to do it?

[Squad][Shui Wuxin]: Although I lack practical experience, I have complete human physiology in my knowledge base, so please don't doubt my professionalism.

[Squad][Mu Li/Ye Qinghou]:...#kuanghan#

[Squad][Shui Wuxin]: That man did not lie. After 10 minutes of my sex @交action, the increase in body temperature and hormone concentration stopped. As the action continued, everything was abnormal All physical indicators have returned to normal.only……

Shui Wuxin showed a puzzled expression.

[Squad][Shui Wuxin]: At that moment, that Qixiu woke up.She completely refused my rescue, and she reacted aggressively and tended to self-harm.But if I stop as she wishes, she will die of unknown poison.This is contrary to the first of the three laws.

[Squad][Ye Qinghou]: What are the three laws?

[Squad][Shui Wuxin]: Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics.

Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics - [-]. A robot must not injure a human being, nor stand idly by while seeing a human being harmed; [-]. A robot should obey all orders of a human being, but must not violate the first law; [-]. A robot should protect itself safety, but must not violate the first and second laws proposed by the three major laws of robotics.

[Squad][Mu Li]: Then what did you do in the end?

[Squad][Shui Wuxin]: The lesser of two evils, so after I tapped her down with acupressure techniques, I carried out the rescue operation to the end—acupoint acupoints can give instant general anesthesia, which is really a miraculous skill.

[Squad][Ye Qinghou]: #解表# The focus is completely wrong, okay? !As a human being, you have to abide by the three gross laws of robots! !That little Qixiu girl died in the end!

[Squad][Shui Wuxin]: I wasn't there when she committed suicide.I don't think about things that are beyond my competence.

[Squad][Mu Li]: #护额# I can probably understand a little bit about your thinking mode... Someone must follow you in the future, otherwise you will be sold and help count the money...

[Squad][Shui Wuxin]: I was sold?I don't know what you guys are talking about.

[Squad][Ye Qinghou]: That green waist is very suspicious. She came to see you when you were imprisoned. What did she say to you?

[Squad][Shui Wuxin]: She told me to tell the truth so that they can investigate easily.

[Squad][Mu Li]: The result?

[Squad][Shui Wuxin]: I have defined my own behavior. Forcibly having sex without the other party's permission should indeed be defined as a strong woman, so...

[Squad][Ye Qinghou]: So you pleaded guilty?

[Squad][Shui Wuxin]: Yes.

Mu Li and Ye Qinghou did ORZ at the same time.

[Squad] [Shui Wuxin]:?What happen to you guys?

[Squad][Mu Li]: ...It's nothing, that green waist is a major suspect, and she is probably the culprit, you can't trust her anymore.

[Squad][Shui Wuxin]: ...Understood. [Green Waist] moved from [Temporary Authorizer] to [Suspect], danger level: A.

[Squad][Mu Li]: Regarding the matter of the green waist, let's bring it up when we meet Gao Jiangting tomorrow.Oh, yes, the leaves—

Mu Li spread his hands towards Ye Qinghou.

[Squad][Mu Li]: Don't forget to pay back the money.

[Squad][Ye Qinghou]: What kind of money?

[Squad][Mu Li]: Don't be stupid, when that old eunuch extorted money just now, you clearly had a big banknote, and you came to blackmail me for my little money.

[Squad][Ye Qinghou]: I only have so much change on me. If I suddenly throw out a piece with too much denomination, I'm afraid it will arouse the greed of that old eunuch. If he knows that I am the accountant of Jianlu Manager Fang, I don’t know how he will be blackmailed, we can’t spend money recklessly, right?

[Squad][Mu Li]: #笑笑# That’s it, so we’ll pay ten times as much as your brother.

[Squad][Ye Qinghou]: #惊惊#惊惊#, wipe!You are more ruthless than a eunuch!