Happy trip to the Tang Dynasty

West Lake.Tianxiang Building.

After the earth-shattering reunion after a long absence, the pair of bad friends resumed their daily relationship with each other.

"What? You actually dismantled Pei Yuan and Luo Feng's CP?" Ye Qinghou yelled.

"At that time, I went to the ruins of the gods and martial arts in the palace. In order to witness this historical moment, I also signed up to accompany me. As a result, Pei Yuan left all the work of nursing Luo Feng to me! So, the only intimacy between Luo Feng and Pei Yuan is meeting in the rivers and lakes. You and I are so close to each other—no, we haven’t seen each other for five years, and you blamed me for dismantling the CP without asking anything?! Tell me, how did you find me!”

"Who made someone blind to open Xinhua Bookstore to the edge of the West Lake to compete with my Sanlian Bookstore? I bought the news from Yinyuanhui, and originally thought of Lingxue Pavilion." Ye Qinghou rushed ferociously Mu Li bared his teeth.

"..." Mu Lihan.By the way, my best friend is a bit antisocial.

"By the way, it's rare for you to come here. I have to let you show you my achievements in the past five years. Come!" He suddenly shouted, "Prepare your horse! I'll show you my Lin'an City!"

……

In Lin'an city.

"...I thought you would give Qili Feisha."

"It's a good idea. Li Feisha is Ma Chao's mount, a Western domain horse. If you have money, you can't buy it. If you buy it, you will bring trouble to yourself. I'm not stupid. It's good to have Suyue ride."

Riding two sumptuously decorated Suyue horses, the two Pianpianjia young masters wandered around Lin'an City, chatting at the same time.

The big girls on both sides of the road looked at these two people or their faces were flushed, or their eyes were shining.But Mu Li didn't pay attention to the various situations in this world at all, his attention was all attracted by the shops on both sides——

——[Editors of a well-known modern bank are not allowed to mention] Qianzhuang?

——[The editor of a well-known modern game company is not allowed to mention it] Casino?

——[A well-known modern edible oil editor does not let me mention] a grain store?

——[A well-known modern fast food editor does not let me mention it] Soy milk?

……

After Lin Lin finally figured it out, most of Lin'an City is actually owned by Ye Qinghou!

Mu Li pointed at those familiar store names with trembling fingers: "This...is this all yours?"

"Of course! Is it still a hidden sword? I used a dozen fake identities to run it secretly."

"How did you do it? Where did you get the money?"

"The accountant of Zangjian is a good job. It's too easy for Mongols to make fake accounts! Hey, I have loans and repayments, but I don't have to pay interest. Where can I find such a good bank! You know what to do? What are the necessary characteristics of a hidden sword? It is not handsome, nor is it a big windmill, but rich!!"

Speaking of which, Ye Qinghou shook open a folding fan, sprinkled gold on the satin surface, and wrote the word "Merry": "When Zhuang Hua is in trouble in the future, I will take care of him, HOHOHO..."

Mu Li stroked his forehead, by the way, this bad friend of mine joined a guild before, and the name seems to be "But I beg Ye Ying to sleep"...

At this time, a young and cheerful voice sounded from the side: "Brother Ye!"

The two looked back, only to see a handsome young man about eighteen or nineteen years old running over, dressed in the attire of a beginner disciple with a hidden sword, Mu Li stared at it, but only a dusty level 30.

"Brother Ye, look, the quality of the batch of bronze mirrors brought in by the shop this time is not bad, right?"

The young man excitedly took out a mirror and showed it to Ye Qinghou. The mirror surface was smooth, the shape was simple and smooth, and it was indeed a fine product.

"Ye Ming, since the shop is entrusted to you, you can decide what to buy, and you don't have to report everything to me. Also, you have been a beginner for more than two years, why haven't you improved your martial arts yet? You are a disciple of an outer sect. If you don't know how to make progress, you will be deprived of your discipleship—"

"——and then dismissed or used as a servant of Hidden Sword Villa. Brother Ye, you are the head accountant, and you are also among the top disciples in the inner sect. You must ask me to come to your house at that time!" Ye Ming's young man didn't take it seriously at all, and seemed to be quite looking forward to going to Ye Qinghou's mansion.

Mu Li couldn't help but interjected, "There is a specialization in martial arts, since he doesn't care about martial arts, it's good if he can concentrate on business."

It was only then that Ye Ming noticed that there was a gentle and beautiful Wanhua disciple standing beside Ye Qinghou, who seemed to have a very close relationship with his elder brother Ye, and a sour smell rushed out.

"I'm just neglecting to practice martial arts. If I practice more diligently, I will definitely not be worse than others. Brother Ye, I will resign first. I will definitely work hard in the martial arts competition with junior disciples in three days." The mirror rushed back.

Mu Li felt like he was lying on his gun: "Who is this kid?"

Ye Qinghou said: "Are you talking about Ye Ming? This started two years ago. At that time, there was a rich man in Lin'an City who bullied men and women, and the public resented him deeply. And the idea of ​​engulfing his family wealth by the way, so let me do it.

In order to prevent the facts from falling into the trap, this matter can only be carried out in the way of a Tibetan sword disciple "doing what is right", so I have no helpers.I used the method of Mao □□ People’s War and led a large number of bitter masters to raid his home.

I found him in the rich man's room, and he had been ruined to such an extent that I rescued him and took him into my room..."

"Wait, wait! I seem to have heard something incredible just now!"

"What is it?"

"I seem to have heard that you adopted a little shou!"

"Is this weird? Let me tell you, Xiaoli, thanks to the fact that you still read Tanmei with me, you won't be unbearable because the masculinity of this era is more prevalent than you imagined, right?"

"No matter how big it is, it doesn't matter to me. What I care about now is whether you are a young chicken now! Is it the one below or the one above! Please face up to your friend and show great care! This is more exciting than any danmei novel Already!"

Ye Qinghou shook his fan again with a "snap", and forcefully fanned himself a gust of cool wind in the cool weather: "A handsome and rich young man like me, young master, is naturally a big harem! "

Mu Li: "...haven't you noticed that whenever you tell a lie, you feel particularly nervous?"

Ye Qinghou put away his fan resentfully: "Xiao Li, don't be so sharp every time, okay?"

"Tell the truth...or force a confession..."

"... I actually took that kid because I was curious. Although I used to watch it very happy, but this is really going to be my turn...

Think about it, stuffing hardware that I'm not familiar with with functions into another man's excretory organ, and that man is still a weak girl, I don't have any sexual interest, I just want to go crazy and teach others! ! ! !

And I didn't want that kid to take being someone else's plaything as a career at a young age, so I let him join Tibetan Sword, changed his name to Ye Ming, and let him take care of the business of my makeup shop. "

"Speaking of implementation, I think that kid's personality is not suitable for managing the business you secretly manage." Mu Li said.

"I know, he's still too immature. I always hire experienced old managers for my own business. It's just that there are always one or two bright businesses that give me a reason to go outside the village every day. This powder shop is one of them. one."

"By the way, the name of your powder shop is..."

"[A well-known modern cosmetics editor is not allowed to mention it], is there a problem?"

"……No."

So Ye Qinghou continued to pour bitter water: "Ever since I accepted Ye Ming out of curiosity, although I let him go soon, my reputation for being masculine has come out like this... Those who have business contacts, all of them agree All kinds of child molestation in the ground..."

Mu Li: "Congratulations, congratulations! This is my highest goal in life!"

"Congratulations, you p! Flat-chested girls are not my thing! Those men who put on makeup...are they even minors...vomit!"

Ye Qinghou glanced at Mu Li, and suddenly leaned forward and said viciously, "Xiao Li, after so many years of travelling, I've seen and found that you are still the most beautiful and pleasing to the eye, so..."

He grabbed Mu Li's hand and made an affectionate gesture: "Let's make love!"

——It really came...

So it is really wise not to bring Tang Ying.

Mu Li took off his claws with a smile, and confessed: "I'm sorry, I already have a relationship."

"!!!!!!" The exclamation point is not enough to express Ye Qinghou's shock, "You, you, you...you are in love with someone from the Tang Dynasty?"

"Yes." Mu Li confirmed.

Calm down... Ye Qinghou asked: "Who is that guy?"

"Tang Ying."

Ye Qinghou asked with a strange face: "Could it be - that Tang Ying from the Tang Sect?"

"Is there a second Tang Ying in Tangjiabao?"

Even fried hair is not enough to describe Ye Qinghou's shock!

"You you you you you... your taste is actually a monster!?"

"Monster? Suffer?"

It was really difficult for Mu Li to compare these two words with the cold and powerful figure in his impression.

He put Ye Qinghou on the shoulder: "I said, Brother Hou, where did you hear that Tang Ying was a monster?"

"Don't you know? One of the most famous pornographic jokes in the Jianghu is that Tangmen Tang Ying failed in his mission and fell into a brothel to sell himself. He fought with all the prostitutes for seven days and nights and finally died of exhaustion... That description, tsk tsk, fragrant It’s so blatant enough to make all modern H writers feel ashamed—why, he didn’t die, and he became yours…”

Ye Qinghou looked Mu Li up and down: "I can't tell that you are an attacker!"

Has Tang Ying's reputation spread so badly in the world?Although Mu Li was not a stickler for this, he still felt sad and aggrieved when he thought of Tang Ying being praised so badly.

So he told Ye Qinghou the truth of the matter.

After hearing about Tang Ying and Mu Li, Ye Qinghou looked at him for a while, and sighed: "Xiao Li, I thought you were the most stable of us, but I didn't expect you to be so crazy—it's been three years. , There are more than a thousand years of distance between us and this world, are you sure he can fully trust you, and you can fully understand him?"

"Maybe, he really can't understand me in everything, but," Mu Li thought about his relationship experience with Tang Ying, and said firmly, "Similarly, we also can't understand how strong the love and hatred of people in this era are. Definitely, I have no regrets."

Ye Qinghou patted him sympathetically: "Then you can hang yourself on a tree. Anyway, I want to live among thousands of flowers without a single leaf sticking to my clothes——Is there any good-looking senior brother who can introduce you?" one?"

"Brother Pei Yuan is ready-made, do you want it?"

"Tsk, idol, the pressure is too great."

"That Ye Ming just now is definitely interesting to you, why don't you want it?"

"Although I also suspect that this kid is interested in me, but he is a poor man who has been killed miserably, and he has never done anything out of line. He probably has a psychological shadow on things like men and men. Maybe he really just treats me like a brother. ? There is no one else in Huagu?"

"My second senior brother, Amalu?"

"No Japanese!"

"Wan Songqian?"

"Fuck off, he belongs to Yan Xiaoxia, the idiot!"

……

After dinner, the two came to Ye Qinghou's mansion in Lin'an City.

At this time, the night was just falling, and the two jumped onto the highest roof, lying side by side to watch the sunset and the stars loom.

At this time, I saw below, Ye Ming was holding a small package, and came to Ye Qinghou's room sneakily, and knocked on the door lightly: "Brother Ye, is Brother Ye there?"

Ye Qinghou, who was on the roof next door, was about to reply, but was covered by Mu Li: "There seems to be something wrong with this kid, let's take a look first."

Ye Qinghou was mentioned by Mu Li, and when he looked at Ye Ming, he also felt that this kid looked nervous and blushed, which was really weird.Fortunately, a window in Ye Qinghou's room was open, so the two secretly jumped to the roof opposite the window, lying on their stomachs and looking inside to observe what Ye Ming was going to do.

After Ye Ming entered the room, he looked around cautiously, and after confirming that there was no one there, he went straight to Ye Qinghou's... bed!

Ye Qinghou would never be wronged to use a porcelain pillow for his head, his pillow is a big duck down pillow.He slept here last night, so there were still two strands of his hair on the pillow.

Ye Ming licked his lips, hugged the pillow and buried his head in it hard, muttering to himself: "Brother Ye, Brother Ye..."

Then he opened the small bag in his hand, and inside was the bronze mirror that Ye Qinghou had seen during the day, and a box of ointment.He unbuttoned his clothes, straddled Ye Qinghou's bed, used the greased mirror handle to swear, and kept calling Ye Qinghou's name in his mouth, with an intoxicated expression.

Mu Li was dumbfounded, and looked back at Ye Qinghou, only to see that his entire face was darkened.

"Come on, let's go to Qixiufang now."

"Hey, didn't you tell me to go tomorrow?"

"Do I miss my apprentice?"

……

So, the two of them rolled to Qixiufang overnight in a carriage.