Happy trip to the Tang Dynasty

When they returned to Blue Flower Village, Tang Ying and Tang Guifu immediately went to check on the situation of all the juniors and sisters.

Lan Huahua yelled loudly that she had survived a catastrophe and wanted to celebrate.The girls in the village cheerfully brought her new clothes, and Lan Huahua immediately threw off the wristbands on her hands and the straw sandals on her feet to pick them up.

Suddenly, a girl stared at Lan Huahua's wrist, and she froze.This move of hers caused all the girls to look at Lan Huahua's wrist.

The skin is smooth and clean, and there is nothing.

At this moment, some girl greeted Mu Li, but the boys also rushed up to watch. After watching, half of them ran away in tears, and the other half looked at Mu Li with strange eyes, as if suddenly A green hat appeared.

Lan Huahua: "What's wrong with you all!?"

Mu Li: "Ahem...the Shougong sand in your hand is gone."

Shougong sand is a medicine used to verify women's chastity in ancient times. It will not disappear all year round, but once it has intercourse with a man, it will disappear immediately.

In Miaojiang where Gu art is well developed, it is extremely easy to keep Gongsha at this level.But Miao women are bold and unrestrained, so they don't use such useless things. Only some noble women will use them.

This move is not for the sake of chastity, but because there are many battles and looting among the Miaojiang tribes, and women with status who have guard sand on their bodies are regarded as valuable treasures. There will be life in danger, and you will be married to the leader or the strongest warrior, but there will be a better way out.

Although Lanhuazhai is poor, it is considered a tribe anyway, so Lanhuahua, the daughter of the village owner, also has a piece of palace guarding sand on her body.It's just that Lan Huahua was ignorant of this matter after time travel, on the contrary, she didn't know as much as Mu Li, who has read a lot of books.

Mu Li rubbed his hands: "Shemale, you recruit me obediently—how did you get on with Tang Guifu?"

"Don't look at me with green eyes! You don't know how dangerous the situation was. I just don't want to leave Shakespeare with regret."

"...Don't think I don't know that you have never passed Chinese, don't pretend to be a literary youth."

"I've said it straight enough, okay? Listen, Shakespeare—what is [beep——]! I almost died at that time, I don't want to be a virgin for two lifetimes..."

"!!! In your previous life, you didn't claim to be a beauty hunter, but you didn't succeed!? And you figured it out, you are a woman in this life, and Tang Guifu is a man."

Lan Huahua: "I didn't have anyone around me at the time, so I just made do with it, so..."

Mu Li: "So you pushed him?"

Lan Huahua: "Exactly!"

Mu Li: "...Based on my understanding of you, what you say is probably unreliable..."

Therefore, we have to look at this matter from the perspective of the more reliable Tang Ghost Axe.

Tang Guifu, 25 years old, male, likes female, different from Tang Ying, a straight killer textbook classmate, he was famous at the age of 17-by the way, the one who took Tang Ying to the brothel when he was 16 ended up scaring him The brother who ran away was him.Fortunately, he only kept his reputation in the brothel, and never harmed his own teachers and sisters, otherwise one person chasing his life would be enough to turn him into a scumbag.

However, this elder brother encountered a life-changing encounter a few days ago.

At that time, he was facing the siege of Neizong's pursuers with his fellow Ni Zhantang, who had suffered heavy casualties. At that time, a large group of poisonous insects suddenly attacked those pursuers. Sweeping the enemies in front of the junior sisters, and then, a gorgeous woman with five poisons floated up surrounded by a group of green butterflies, and stopped in front of the injured sisters.

That glamorous appearance, that hot figure, that bold temperament, that firm look!All of them were marked with four gleaming characters——

——"Dream lover"!

(Lan Huahua: All the pretty girls are mine! Get lost, you scumbags!)

At that moment, Tang Guifu was hit hard by the hammer of fate!

So during the fight, he intentionally or unintentionally leaned towards the blue flower, and later turned into two people leading a large group of pursuers to the river.Tang Guifu discovered that the martial arts of this woman with five poisons was average, but she still stood up to help regardless of this, and was quite moved in her heart.

(Lan Huahua: 555555...I regret it so much! I was so impulsive when I saw Sister Pao!)

When they led the pursuers to a tree bridge on the river, Tang Guifu suddenly broke the tree bridge with force, and fell into the rushing river together with the pursuers. Lan Huahua only had time to shout: "I can't swim ..." just sank in the water.

In the water, she only felt a strong and powerful arm hug her, and when she surfaced, she saw, who is it not Tang Guifu?

Tang Ghost Axe's water quality is known as the best in Tangmen. Even in this turbulent flow, it is not too stressful to bring a blue flower who can't water, but this torrent is beyond human power, and there are steep and smooth stone walls on both sides. He couldn't go up alone, so he had to go down the river, leaving marks on the walls along the way.

But what he didn't expect was that the next water area was the devil's beach, which couldn't be lifted by goose feathers.With the blue flowers, he failed to escape a hidden vortex under the water. The two of them were torn off the surface of the water by a huge force and sucked into the underground river.

Tang Guifu felt desperate.He has only heard of this kind of dark river in the legends, and the people who get involved will die, but he doesn't want to meet the woman he likes just now, and he will go to hell soon... I have killed a lot in my life, and I am afraid that after death Those who are going to go to the [-]th floor of hell, these five poisonous women are so kind-hearted, they will definitely not be with him.

It's a pity that I don't even know the name...

At least steal an incense before you die.

With this mentality in mind, Tang Guifu kissed the beauty in his arms.Lan Huahua was about to lose her breath, and with Tang Guifu's kiss, she unceremoniously sucked the air from his mouth, sucking Tang Guifu so hard that he almost choked on water.His tongue was also sucked by her, and the two turned into a fierce French kiss...

At this time, the water flow suddenly became faster, accompanied by a large string of blisters.Tang Guifu was overjoyed, this meant that there was an exit not far away, and he could go out along the water flow.

However, the underwater stones were sharp and jagged, and the two of them couldn't help themselves underwater, so Tang Guifu subconsciously held Lan Huahua in his arms and endured the impact of the stones in the rapids for her.

They finally came out of the water. After soaking in the water for so long, Lan Huahua learned the dog planing style without a teacher. After a few times of planing, they reached a shallow beach, and then dragged Tang Ghost Axe who had been knocked unconscious to climb up. A huge stone platform.

She looked at the surrounding environment, it was a small underwater cave, the top of the cave was covered with luminous moss and fungi that gave off a miserable green light, there was no way out, except for this stone platform, there was nothing there is none left.

It's better to wake up the man first, and then let him go into the water to see if there is a way.

The Gu worms on Lan Huazang's body were almost drowned, but fortunately, there was a small sealed box on her body, which contained some precious goods.

Lan Huahua stripped Tang Guifu completely, and expressed her sincere envy and jealousy for his figure.She took out a colorful worm and put it on Tang Ghost Axe's water-soaked wound, and ate all the necrotic flesh. While eating, she spit out a jelly, which immediately stopped bleeding and pain when applied to the wound, which was very miraculous.

When Tang Guifu woke up, he was shocked when he saw that his whole body was naked. He thought he was xxooed while in a coma. Then he saw that there was only Lan Huahua around, and he was not actually xxooed. He couldn't help feeling regretful endlessly.

When Lan Huahua saw that he was awake, she immediately asked you to go down quickly to see if there was a way out. Tang Guifu said, beauty, you are so cruel, and I am still seriously injured. Lan Huahua kicked him down. Shui said beauty, you don’t even look at me as a P. The five poisons are a healing school. I don’t know how many injuries you have.

Tang Guifu went into the water to feel around, and found that the water was running water, but only the opening where they came in was the size of one person, and the current was so fast that it was impossible to flow out against the current.But the downstream is a row of small holes, want to get out from there, unless the two of them can become small fish.

Lan Huahua didn't believe it, but fortunately this small cave was small enough and the water was shallow, so she held her breath and went down to touch it herself, and it was exactly as Tang Guifu said.She knocked down all the surrounding walls without giving up, they were all solid, and there was no secret passage in the legend at all.

After working for several hours, Lan Huahua finally collapsed on the boulder platform in frustration.Tang Guifu thoughtfully handed over a handful of sashimi, made from deep-water fish slices from underground rivers, as thin as a cicada's wing, with excellent knife skills, and melted in the mouth. Although no seasoning was used, it had a natural flavor.But for the blue flowers produced by Muli, he can only get an evaluation of "okay" for his hard-working works.

After eating, Lan Huahua touched it up and down again, but still found nothing.Tang Guifu was good at mechanism skills, and he had already seen something suspicious.What he was worried about now was how to take advantage of the god-given opportunity of being alone and widowed in the same room to do something.It's ridiculous that he has been in the flowers for nine years, and he doesn't know how to use his romantic skills when he meets the right girl.

While he was still scratching his head, he suddenly found that Lan Huahua had stopped, sitting there motionless.He stepped forward to look curiously, but was almost out of his wits in fright—this guy is actually cutting off his own meridians!

A plum-blossom needle interrupted her luck, and Tang Guifu almost turned into Master Ma, grabbing Lan Huahua's shoulder and roaring: "Staying with me makes you so uncomfortable, why would you rather die than die!?"

Lan Huahua gave him a strange look, thinking, I just can't help but want to try to see if I can get back to my original point, why is this guy so excited?

"Haven't you ever thought that you will have nothing after you die!? Are you so willing?!"

Lan Huahua was dizzy from being shaken by him, and said casually: "Of course I won't just be so reconciled, I'm still a virgin, I won't want to die until I experience it!"

"Oh, that's it." Hearing this, Tang Guifu suddenly had evil thoughts: "Then I will grant your wish."