Happy trip to the Tang Dynasty

When Li Huang was in the team chat state, the whole person was sluggish, as if he was shocked to meet Li Tan by chance.I saw that he was only wearing a pair of underpants, and there was a bunch of stubborn water plants standing on his head, which was full of dementia.Fortunately, the idiot prince is well-known. Li Tan knows his younger brother's IQ. Although it is said that Li Huang's condition has improved a lot recently, it is impossible for him to become smart all of a sudden. This dumbfounded appearance is normal. of.

The woman with Li Tan is the princess of Nanzhao.

Back then when Ge Luofeng wiped out all the wealthy families in the Liuzhao, this woman's family was on the right team and was determined to fight for Ge Luofeng, so instead of being wiped out, it grew stronger.This woman is the most beloved daughter of the patriarch of the family. She admired heroes the most since she was a child, and she was very obsessed with Ge Luofeng, so she desperately asked her father to marry her to Ge Luofeng.The patriarch thought it would be very profitable to marry the King of Yunnan, so he agreed to his daughter, and at the banquet where Ge Luofeng rewarded the heroes, he proposed that there should be no rewards, but that his daughter should be married to Ge Luofeng as his concubine.

At that time, Ge Luofeng was fighting openly and secretly with the Wuzhu forces in the clan, and the diehards in the clan focused their attacks on Mrs. Xianghua, unanimously criticizing Mrs. Xianghua for being obsessed with jealousy and doting alone, which led to Ge Luofeng's lack of heirs.Ge Luofeng followed her plan and took advantage of the opportunity to accept this woman as a concubine, diverting the opponent's attention, and finally planned to wipe out the opponent.

Later, Ge Luofeng wanted to send the woman back and promised to find another good match for her, but she refused and stayed in the palace.Originally, she thought that she could defeat Mrs. Xianghua in the harem by virtue of her beauty and skills, and win the favor of the King of Yunnan, or at least share in the favor of the King, but she was wrong.

Mrs. Xianghua and the king of Yunnan ate and lived together, never set foot in the harem!In such a huge harem, she is the only one!How to fight!

Mrs. Xianghua passed away a year ago. She thought her chance had come, so she wanted to sneak into the king's bedroom to recommend a pillow mat, but in the end, she couldn't even see the king of Yunnan!Ge Luofeng put the entire bedroom under martial law, and no one was allowed to enter at night unless there was an emergency.She was a majestic princess, but was sternly rejected by a soldier, and even pushed her to the ground when she wanted to force her way in, and was almost killed on the spot!

In the end, she was escorted back to the harem by the guards, and Ge Luofeng never showed up, let alone punish the soldier who disrespected her.

Her heart went cold.

Not to mention Mrs. Xianghua, in Ge Luofeng's heart, her status is not even as good as a soldier!

She began to give up on herself, and even kept a lover secretly, but no matter how dirty she made the harem, Ge Luofeng would never give her a second look.At this time, Li Tan appeared.

Li Tan is much better than any of her lovers. He is not only handsome, but also noble, considerate and funny. He is much better than Ge Luofeng who is rough but not gentle. The official wife of King Jianning went to the Central Plains to enjoy the glory and wealth.Therefore, she confessed to Li Tan all the secrets she knew about the Nanzhao palace, and even did not hesitate to act as the palace's internal correspondent for him.

Now look at Li Huang, who is shamelessly wearing only a pair of underpants in front of women, looking like an idiot, and then look at Li Tan, who is graceful and suave.She is really proud of her wise choice.

In order to show the mistress' demeanor, even if she hated children, she had to pretend to be kind.For the tryst with Li Tan, she was fully prepared, not only dressed herself up to the bone, but also brought her own wine, food and cakes.

She picked up a bowl of cheese and wanted to feed Xie Xiaoyuan, but the kid didn't like her at all.After looking around at everyone with big black eyes, Xie Xiaoyuan rolled on the carpet to Li Tan's feet with all his strength, and bit the hem of Li Tan's long white robe with a single bite.

Li Huang's face turned dark.

Eggs are not eggs! Hey!

When Li Huang pulled Xie Xiaoyuan off Li Tan's body, a large piece of saliva had already soaked into the robe.The little ancestor stared ferociously, and after making eye contact with Li Huang, he finally reached a compromise with this villain who always robs his mother/father, and reluctantly accepted his vote. Feed the cheese.

Li Tan felt that he didn't need to expect the other party to take the initiative when communicating with this silly brother, so he had to ask first: "Eighth brother, is this child...?"

"Oh, I picked it up on the road. Seeing that I get along with him better, I kept it."

hit it off……

Xie Xiaoyuan bit Li Huang's hand with one bite. Fortunately, he didn't have teeth, but the pain made Li Huang gasp.

Li Tan ignored Li Huang's nonsense, and asked again: "Then how did you come to Nanzhao and still end up like this?"

"Oh, don't mention it, somewhere a bastard named Nanzhao Sword God came out, and together with Feng Jiayi, he captured the head of Chunyang Palace; my stupid sheep daughter-in-law stopped doing it as soon as she heard about it. Come to Nanzhao to rescue the head, even eight cows can't hold it back! How can a person who loves his wife like me let him come to Nanzhao to take risks alone? So I had to accompany him."

Li Tan completely ignored Li Huang's behavior of scolding the bald man in front of the monk, and then asked: "But in the battle of Candle Dragon Palace, didn't you already rescue all the heads?"

"Yeah, but on the way, we met another transsexual who was neither male nor female and was fighting with two Tangmen. After asking, we found out that the flower saint of Wanhua Valley was arrested in the Nanzhao Palace, and another Tangmen was arrested by Feng Jia. Yi Qiang snatched it. This is not bad. My brother, that is, Mu Li, who is more famous in the Valley of the Wicked recently, must go to save him. And my brother's best friend, that named Tang Ying, can't see the disciples of the Tang Sect being treated like this. Uh, that. How can someone as loyal as me let it go? It just so happened that the transgressor knew a secret way into the palace, so we planned to go in quietly and rescue him."

Li Huang took a sip of tea and completely entered the state of storytelling:

"But at the entrance of the tunnel, we met an unexpected person! Can you guess who it is? Can't you guess it? It's Luofeng, King of Yunnan Pavilion! Guess, the majestic King of Nanzhao, returning to his own palace, why should he be so disheartened? What about digging holes in the ground? Haha, you can’t guess, right? It turned out that Feng Jia was planning to rebel against him because he saw that his father was not at home! A secret passage that no one knows about.

As a result, no one knows about the goddammit, everyone knows about this tunnel!Feng Jiayi had known for a long time that there was such a secret passage, and when we were drilling through the tunnel, he came and beat the dog—bah!In short, it blows up our way of retreat.When we saw it, we had no choice but to move forward, and then we were chased by Feng Jiayi's silver armored guards. We fled into the dungeon and closed the door to stop them for a while.

What do you think those Nanzhao people think, the palace is built underground, and there is a dungeon next to it.But that's not even the weirdest!There are some people in our group who are not very good at fighting. Let them slow down, but we can't leave them. The King of Nanzhao is better at being a man, so he opened a refuge room in the dungeon for us to use.

But that is not a serious secret room, what a tomb!Although there is no coffin inside, it is still a tomb!

Putting a grave under the place where they sleep, they are all fools!

Anyway, I don't want to go in at all. Isn't this admitting that I can't do it? !However, my daughter-in-law actually locked me in!Push me into a bomb shelter!But he went away! !How could he do this!It just breaks my heart!Husband and wife are originally birds in the same forest, how can they fly separately in the face of difficulties!I'm actually pretty good at it!With me following, at least I can give them a final shot! blabla..."

Li Huang stepped on the short table with one foot, and complained impassionedly for half an hour.Li Tan patiently hid for half an hour.

At that moment, those two light bulbs, uh, Jianning Tiewei, hurriedly delivered a secret letter to Li Tan.

Li Tan raised his sleeve slightly, glanced at the secret paper and already knew the general situation, his heart trembled slightly, but his face remained calm, when he put down his sleeve, the paper had already turned into powder.

Feng Jiayi failed to usurp the throne?The strongest army in Nanzhao, the Jinwu Guards who can be called the spiritual pillar, all died in battle?

Feng Jiayi and Ge Luofeng went to war in an all-out way, leaving the defense of Nanzhao Imperial Palace empty. Tiance's army took advantage of the vacancy and entered the palace; In a short period of time, I am afraid that I will no longer have the confidence to attack the Central Plains, and at most I can only settle down in a corner; and what caused all these shocking changes——

Li Tan raised his eyes to look at Li Huang again, only to see that he and Xie Xiaoyuan, one big and one small, were also looking at him innocently.

"Without him, it's a trivial matter." Li Tan skipped lightly.Then I saw Li Huang "wandering" with his eyes empty again.

—Is he really stupid?Or pretend?Just now he was eloquent, but now he is out of his mind. Based on his experience as a nine-day reader, there is no sign of him being artificial at all. If this is acting, it would be too scary.

——However, the appearance of him and his so-called buddies caused a direct conflict between Ge Luofeng and Feng Jiayi, who would not have faced each other originally, and produced a series of unpredictable chain reactions, which made him use Nanzhao The plan to attack Datang is unsustainable, is all this a coincidence?

——And most importantly, from this younger brother, I felt a sense of disobedience that I had never felt before... What is it?

On the other hand, Li Huang was certainly not in a daze.He chatted enthusiastically with his companions in the team chat channel, and both sides described what happened to them. The wonderful things were really beyond words.

As for Li Tan, everyone agrees that talking too much with this kind of person is a mistake. Now that what needs to be explained has been explained, it is still not good to take the initiative to ask such things with Li Huang's idiot image.

So the conversation fell silent.For the first time in his life, Li Tan found it so difficult to talk.

As a descendant of the royal family, it is very sensitive to appear in Nanzhao, so he had to pretend to be Nanzhao Sword God to carry out activities in Nanzhao.At this time, I really envy an idiot like Li Huang, no matter how unreasonable things happen to him, he doesn't need a reason——

——Wait, no reason?Could this be the reason why the eighth brother was so stupid?

And he didn't seem to be surprised that he appeared in Nanzhao, he didn't ask at all, as if he already knew the reason——

Li Tan tried to ask: "Eighth brother, it's really a coincidence that you and I can meet here, why don't you ask me what I'm doing here?"

As he asked, he tapped the edge of the tea bowl lightly and rhythmically with his fingers.The two Jianning iron guards behind him quietly retreated behind Li Huang. As long as Li Huang's answer was suspicious, Li Tan had no choice but to leave them behind.Although it is not possible to kill, but imprisonment is inevitable.