Happy trip to the Tang Dynasty

Plan A of Tang Ying's seduction plan.

Mu Li knocked on the blackboard: "If you want to arouse the sexual interest of Tang Ying's level and experience, you must be a woman with a lot of charm, rich experience, countless people, and a natural charm."

Lan Huahua: "Where is this kind of woman?"

Mu Li: "The brothel."

Little Qinhuai, leaning on Cui Pavilion.

The old bustard came out from the back hall: "Who wants our number one drunk red girl to serve in the cabinet? A thousand gold is the same price!"

A vein popped out of Mu Li's forehead: "Nurse, you are killing people."

The old bustard glanced at Mu Li, his eyes lit up immediately, and he looked up and down seductively: "Of course, if it's this young master, we can give you a discount, it's easy to discuss! As long as you come to our pavilion often, let's get along well. ...

Two veins popped out of Mu Li's forehead: "Nurse, you are whoring me."

The old bustard saw that Muli had a lump of elm, and was completely puzzled by the style, so he also felt bored, and covered his mouth with a fan in his hand: "But if it's Lanhuazhai, the road is far away, such a poor and small village, how can it be covered?" Think of our girl in Yicui Pavilion, let alone the top card."

The contempt is beyond words.

Mu Li was furious: "Don't be ashamed of people, here are two 500 gold silver tickets, take them! We want the top card!"

Lan Huahua: "... Please take care of me!"

Mu Li hated iron but steel: "Look, you are poor and famous! What have you been doing for the past five years except peeking at the big girl taking a bath!"

Lan Huahua: "And wash with them..."

……

Tang Ying has always been paying attention to Muli, and feels that his and Lan Huahua's whereabouts today are very suspicious.

In the morning, Mu Li sneaked out of the village with Lan Huahua, and he secretly followed them out of curiosity, only to find that the two had gone to Xiao Qinhuai, the most unpleasant place for him.

Are people like that immortals just ordinary people?

Just when Tang Ying was feeling disappointed, the two of them brought another girl out and did not stay in the brothel.

Following them back to Lanhuazhai, Tang Ying found that although the flamboyant top card had sent Mu Li the autumn spinach all the way, Mu Li didn't look like he was half-hearted at all.As soon as he got back to the village, Mu Li left the drunken girl behind, grabbed a jar of wine, and headed towards his residence instead.

Tang Ying hurried back to his room.When Mu Li entered his room, he pretended to just wake up.

Mu Li: "Cough... Tang Ying, the remaining poison on your body is still not cleared. This jar of medicinal wine can help you get rid of the poison. Remember, you have to drink every jar."

"..." Tang Ying said that he had never heard of drinking a large pot of medicinal wine at such a young age.

And with his keen sense of taste, he had already tasted that it was just an ordinary jar of snake gall wine...

He looked at Mu Li, his benefactor is really not a person who can hide things, although he can drink quite well, but when he saw Mu Li's expectant expression of "get drunk, get drunk", he I feel...it seems that I'm sorry if I'm not drunk...

So he pretended to be drunk and fell on the table.

Seeing that Tang Ying was already drunk, Mu Li hurriedly gestured outward, asking Lan Huahua to bring in the top card to serve.

The head card was feeling sleepy because Mu Li completely ignored her, but when he entered the room——

——Oh my god, another handsome guy with a completely different style who doesn't lose to Mr. Mu at all!Still completely drunk and unable to resist the kind!Good luck today!

Zuihong Guliang's eyes were glowing green, but she still pretended to be reserved and smoothed her temple hair. When Muli and Lan Huahua came out of the room, she closed the door softly and impatiently.

——When he was drunk, he actually found a brothel girl!What are these two people going to do! ?

When the drunk red girl bent down, and the salty pig's hand was about to untie Tang Ying's belt, a pair of slender and strong hands with well-defined joints stopped him, and when he looked up, he was facing a pair of clear and firm eyes.

Mu Li sat under the eaves, upset and restless.The blue flower is clear to the onlookers, who can't stand it anymore:

"If you continue to suffer like this, you will be familiar. I'd better interrupt them."

"Don't..." Just as Mu Li raised a hand, Tang Ying's room door opened with a "squeak", and the dizzy drunk red girl was pushed out firmly, and then the door closed with a "squeak" .

Mu Li breathed a sigh of relief, and then said: "Plan A has failed, let's think of another way."

Lan Huahua: "...you look very happy..."

……

Plan B of Tang Ying's seduction plan.

"Summary of the failure experience of plan A, we can see that in order to make a fool like Tang Ying fall in love, he must first experience the beauty of women spiritually, and then he can have a physical pursuit." This time it was Lan Huahua's turn. Knock on the blackboard.

"...You are very reasonable. May I ask how to make him have spiritual needs?"

"Look at me!"

In the evening, Lan Huahua led Tang Ying to the river, er, to relax, but saw many naked girls taking a bath in the river from a distance.

Tang Ying slipped away immediately.

Feast your eyes on blue flowers.

……

Mu Li chased after Lan Huahua and beat her: "Still pursuing spiritual pursuit! Who do you think Tang Ying is? Only you can do such things as peeping at women taking a bath!"

Lan Huahua Yiting 36E: "It's because of him that I wronged myself to peek. I usually wash with them openly and aboveboard!"

……

Plan B of Tang Ying's seduction plan.

——Yes, it is still plan B, Mu Li firmly opposes the filing of Lan Huahua's behavior.

Regarding the reason for the failure of Plan A, Mu Li and Lan Huahua conducted a deep reflection again, and finally came to the conclusion:

Alcohol is too low.

The wine in the Tang Dynasty was all brewed wine, with an alcohol content of less than 20 degrees. Li Bai's "cooking sheep and slaughtering cattle is a pleasure, and you will have to drink three hundred cups at a time" is bold enough, but they are actually drinking sweet wine.

If you want to get high alcohol, you must use distilled alcohol.Utilizing the difference between the boiling point of alcohol (78.5°C) and the boiling point of water (100°C), the original wine is heated to between the boiling points of the two, and alcohol components and aroma substances can be evaporated and collected from it.

Mu Li doesn't like drinking, so he never made distilled wine.But now it's time to try.He asked Lan Huahua for a secluded place to use as a laboratory, and also asked for some utensils, as well as things like saltpeter, sulfur, and charcoal.

Lan Huahua was shocked: "Are you going to make wine or make wine? You go to the tree house by the lake outside the village for me. If there is an accident, don't implicate us!"

Mu Li strolled outside the village.The tree house by the lake, the scenery is as beautiful as a dream.

By the edge of the emerald lake, a huge banyan tree stands upright, and the tree is covered with flower vines. It is the flowering season at this time, and the whole banyan tree is covered with lavender flower spikes.

On the high canopy, among the leaves and purple flowers, a simple tree house is hidden. There is not much dust in the house, but there is a house full of flowers.

Mu Li jumped into the tree house, but didn't bother to clean it. He only vacated a place where he could sit, and then put down the pile of bottles and cans he was carrying.

Hearing that Muli needs wine, the villagers of Lanhuazhai donated their own good wine.However, most of the Miao people live in poverty, so they don’t have much food, and it takes more than 20 households to meet the needs.

Moreover, these wines are of different types, including highland barley wine, self-brewed rice wine, coconut wine, fruit wine made from wild fruit, honey wine made from wild honey, sugarcane wine made from sugarcane, and even wine from Monkey wine from monkeys in the woods.

Although Mu Li doesn't like to drink alcohol, but seeing so many strange and unprecedented wines, he still can't help but drink a little of each, um, the flavors are unique and each has its own merits.

However, drinking mixed wine is easy to get drunk.After tasting more than twenty kinds of wine, Mu Li was already slightly drunk and his whole body was hot, so he took off his coat and left only his inner coat, but he still felt uncomfortable, and opened the front of his coat to feel more comfortable.

On the other side, in the Blue Flower Village, although Tang Ying intuitively felt that Muli would not hurt him, he was still very concerned about his weird behavior, so after wandering around the house for a while, he decided to continue following Muli.

The art of tracking is a compulsory course for killers, and Tang Ying quickly found the tree house by the lake outside the village.He hopped onto the treetop, lifted a few covering palm leaves, and saw the most beautiful sight he had ever seen in his life.

Mu Li was lying on his back among the lavender petals, his long black hair flowing like a waterfall, the black clothes he usually wore were thrown aside at this time, and he was only wearing a white undershirt, with the front of the skirt opened wide, revealing a large area of ​​white hair. Her smooth skin and delicate clavicle, her complexion is reddish, compared to her previous gentle and handsome appearance, she is a little more gorgeous, her lips are also slightly hooked, and the color is moist, as if to attract people to taste, her pair of beautiful eyes are already shimmering at this time, It seems to embrace the infinite spring.

Tang Ying was stunned for a while, but was caught by Mu Li.He stretched out his hands towards Tang Ying, making an inviting gesture.

down.drink wine.

Tang Ying suddenly felt thirsty, and there was a desire in his heart to hold this beautiful person in his arms, grab his lips, and even possess him completely.

At this time, an extremely dangerous feeling rose from his heart. He found that his behavior was completely out of rational control, his hands and feet froze, and he just fell from the roof into the house.

As soon as he hit the ground, he bounced towards Mu Li at an extremely fast speed. With a "swish", Mu Li's white inner garment was torn by him, and the pieces of the clothes tied Mu Li's arm behind his back like a rope. Behind him, his entire clean upper body was exposed.

Mu Li yelled "Ah" in pain, but when he looked up, he saw Tang Ying's originally clear eyes turned red.

Oops, why is the poisonous poison at this time?

Hearing Mu Li's cry of pain, the redness in Tang Ying's eyes receded a little, he staggered back two steps, and suddenly pulled out a small dagger from his boot, "Dang"!Nail your feet to the ground.

The severe pain and bleeding made him regain his sanity in a short time, and he choked out a few difficult voices from his throat:

"Quick... go!"

At this time, the ten heavy Gu poison broke out again, and seeing his hand reaching out to Muli again, Tang Ying gritted his teeth and pulled out a dagger, "Dang"!Pinned his left hand to the floor as well.

How can it be so easy to restrain the ten heavy Gu poison, Tang Ying's whole body is full of vigor, and the muscles are wriggling in knots, wanting to break out of the body.

Tang Ying sweated profusely and persisted hard, but his body was still out of control. The daggers on his feet and hands were slowly pulled out abruptly, and his body was still moving towards Muli.

Can't!Don't hurt him!

A voice echoed in Tang Ying's mind.Suddenly he drew out the last dagger on his body and stabbed himself in the heart.

A white hand quickly stopped Tang Ying's self-mutilation, and the dagger swung to the head, scratching Tang Ying's left rib.

Mu Li did not leave according to Tang Ying's words. Seeing that he wanted to commit suicide in order not to hurt himself, Mu Li rushed forward to stop him, and then sealed the acupoint with golden needles to stop the bleeding at an incomparable speed, and then from his black He found the golden medicine from his coat, pulled out the dagger that pinned Tang Ying's hands and feet, and applied it.

It's okay, it's okay, Tang Ying is worthy of licking blood with a knife for many years, and instinctively avoided the muscles and bones in his hands.

The slight coolness of Jinchuang Yao made Tang Ying awake for a moment. He lay on the ground, his back was drenched in sweat, his ten fingers were completely dug into the floor, and he shouted with great effort:

"You... hurry up! Come on! I... can't bear it anymore..."

Mu Li was also very anxious at this time.Although Wanhua has unparalleled medical skills, she doesn't know anything about Gu.

To move rescuers?This place was quite far from the stockade, and Mu Li suspected that when he found Lan Huahua, he might see Tang Ying's dead body.

——A 97-level expert who was killed by the sex toys in the eyes of ordinary people: Can you think of a more aggrieved way to die?

Seeing Tang Ying's painful expression, thinking that he would rather commit suicide than hurt him at all, it would be a lie to say that he was not moved.

Mu Li made a difficult decision.

Moths to the fire.