Empress snatches dried fish

Geng Bai'an, a good best friend, has always had one characteristic - single-mindedness. It is naturally good to stand on the standpoint of the majority of female compatriots, but as a friend, Geng Bai'an has seen with his own eyes how many times Shu Yonghe has been injured because of his single-mindedness.

She and Shu Yonghe were both nearly 30 years old before time travel. Geng Baian didn't get married because he didn't like men, but he changed a few girlfriends on a separate basis, and Shu Yonghe didn't get married because he couldn't find a good man. .

Shu Yonghe is good-looking. Since she was a child, people said that she looks like a girl. After going to school, she is very attractive to girls. People who have a crush on him can line up from the teaching building to the school gate, including senior sisters and other school girls. girl.But he doesn't have the bad habits of many men. Once he falls in love, he treats his girlfriend very well and is very dedicated, but the person he likes is always out of tune.

There are so many little girls who like him, and Geng Bai'an is envious and jealous, but every time Shu Yonghe chooses the kind of bad girl who takes his contribution for granted and gives him a cuckold in a blink of an eye.

But this guy never behaved well, every time he finds a girlfriend, Geng Bai'an, he doesn't like him, but her words are fulfilled every time, and Shu Yonghe gets hurt every time.It made Geng Bai'an even plan to find a boyfriend for him to live with, so that he would not always make bad love and fall on bad women.

"By the way, how about I hold an audition for you next month? Choose one you like and live a good life."

The more Geng Bai'an thought about it, the more he felt that this method was feasible: "You, the new emperor, have just succeeded to the throne, and the harem is empty. Now you have me as a queen who can help you with everything. Choosing a few concubines for you can show the virtue of my queen. , and can find a suitable wife for you, killing two birds with one stone. Besides, you are the emperor here, how many heads do they dare to green you?"

After listening to Geng Bai'an's words, Shu Yonghe's eyes lit up and he felt that it was feasible: "Then please, my brother! But how do you know so much? What kind of empress chooses the emperor's concubine, what kind of virtues and so on..."

Geng Bai'an stretched out his index finger and shook it, pretending to be mysterious: "Xiaohezi, you don't understand the world of Gongdou."

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Marriage etiquette in this world is the same as in Geng Bai'an's original world. On the first morning after marriage, the daughter-in-law has to serve tea to her mother-in-law.But marrying into the royal family is another matter. What is more important than this is the post-closing ceremony on the second day of the wedding, and the tea ceremony is postponed until after the ceremony, which seems not so important.

So before dawn the next day, Geng Bai'an and Shu Yonghe were loudly urged to get up by the palace people standing outside.

At that time, Geng Bai'an was holding the quilt and was bitten by a big fish in his dream, he kept kicking his legs in a panic trying to break free, but after waking up, he found that it was Shu Yonghe who was kicking, suddenly the big fish in the dream must be this Guy is right.With the way the two of them slept last night, one head and the other, it was Shu Yonghe's jaw that was doomed to suffer.

Shu Yonghe didn't know why, he didn't wake up after being kicked like this, probably because he got used to it when he took a nap with Geng Bai'an, who was a poor sleeper, when he was young.It's just that after waking up, I found my jaw was sore and sore, so I was confused and didn't go into it further.For Geng Bai'an, who did bad things, it was logical to assume that he didn't know about it.

Fortunately, the palace people could only stand outside before they agreed to come in, otherwise Shu Yonghe would lose face if the two of them were seen like this.

After the two arrived in the outer room, they were immediately taken to two rooms by two groups of palace servants, and they quickly began to dress them up. It was also at this time that Geng Bai'an knew that there was still a grand empress ceremony.

Not only that, but after the ceremony, she had to go with Shu Yonghe to greet the queen mother with tea, take a meeting gift, and chat again.After seeing the Queen Mother, you have to go back to the main hall of Yong'an Hall, and the two concubines will come to greet her routinely, not only today, but every day in the future, or you have to come.

The five princesses might also be a little curious about her.

After seeing these people, she has to start to deal with all kinds of harem affairs, and also has to deal with the concubine selection that she promised Shu Yonghe last night... Thinking of these things, Geng Bai'an has a headache.

"I didn't expect being a queen to be so troublesome. Just getting married is not enough. What's more, there is a ceremony for conferring the queen, and a series of troublesome things. If I had known it, I would have desperately refused to marry." Geng Bai'an sat in front of the mirror and played with unimportant jewelry. Now It was probably dark outside, so she was going to sit here and do her makeup.

In fact, those who knew that they would not marry were just complaining casually. If they did not marry, she would not be able to see Shu Yonghe.

However, if Geng Bai'an knew the value of these ordinary-looking jewelry she lost, he would probably be frightened and carefully hold them in the palm of his hand, and would strongly reject those who approached it—if it is broken, the old lady will be compensated Sorry!

Geng, a small citizen, Bai An couldn't accept his transformation from an ordinary person to a lady in the general's mansion to the mother of a country in a short period of time.

Just a word from her, immediately kneeling behind her, even Suqin and Suqi stepped forward with lingering fear and said softly: "Empress Empress, don't say these words casually."

"What are you all kneeling for? Get up." Seeing a group of people kneeling on him, Geng Bai'an always felt uncomfortable, and his face became more and more displeased.

Geng Bai'an was born in the south, and almost no one kneels down to pay respects. She never kneels down to her elders to ask for red envelopes every year, so in her understanding, only heaven and earth, gods and Buddhas, and the dead are always kneeling. people.If you make yourself kneel down to your elders, Geng Bai'an will be kind, but let the elders kneel down...

In addition, she has always had a good life when she was young. Although she didn't have a lot of money, she was never short of it. She was not cynical when she fell in love occasionally, and she didn't have the perverted mentality of being self-satisfied when others bowed to her.As a result, when someone kneels now, she wants to step forward and pull him up, but because of her identity, she feels uncomfortable.

But thinking that she would gradually get used to this way of life in the future, Geng Bai'an felt that everything was wrong.

An elderly old palace man took a step forward and bowed down again: "If the servants are not well served in any way, I will ask the empress to punish them, but such a thing must never be said again. If the emperor and the empress dowager Knowing this, not only the lives of the maidservants may be in danger, but also embarrassment to you, the empress. The empress has just ascended to the lower position, which is a great disadvantage to you!"

Hearing this, the corner of Geng Bai'an's mouth twitched: "What? Were their mother and son so cruel in the past?"

What she was talking about was naturally the Queen Mother and the former real Shu Yonghe.Anyway, no matter whether it is the harem or the former dynasty, it is not a simple person who can become the final winner.Forget about people who are just the queen mother's age, the former seventh prince of this world, the current emperor Shu Yonghe, is obviously only 19 years old!

Anyway, Geng Bai'an couldn't accept the 19-year-old who killed people at every turn.

Let alone nineteen, she couldn't stand even 29.

"Your Majesty! Don't say such disrespectful words again, I beg you, maidservant!" This move was good, even Suqin and Suqi knelt down together, their shoulders shaking like a sieve.

By the way, I am the queen now.

Geng Bai'an understood in an instant that it would be nothing if he said such a thing, at most he would be punished, copying scriptures and being banned.But these palace people present... If the emperor happened to be unhappy, he could indeed kill them directly with a wave of his hand.

That's how it's done on TV.

"Get up, I don't want to talk about it anymore." Geng Bai'an had no choice but to recall the dramas he had watched, took a deep breath and calmed himself down, and turned back to face the vanity mirror: "Come here soon? If you don't dress up again, it will delay you When the time comes, you should know what the consequences will be."

as a result of?All in all, the word "miserable" cannot be escaped.

"Thank you, empress!" After finishing speaking, she stood up with a clatter and came forward to meet her, what to do.

Thanks for that?What did she do?What a ruinous society.Fortunately, the one with the highest position in the world is Fa Xiao who grew up wearing a pair of trousers, and her status is also very expensive here, otherwise, would she still have to live?

Geng Bai'an looked at the blurred figure in the bronze mirror, this dress and headgear made her feel unreal.Looking at the people in the bronze mirror who were busy to and fro by his side, Geng Bai'an's heart shuddered.

I hope that I will not lose my heart and become a real superior in the feudal society.

After all, power has always been more comfortable than fair use.

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After the closure ceremony.

Geng Bai'an was wearing a gold-rimmed black dress, and walked into the hall step by step with confidence.She nodded faintly, her steps were steady, and her whole body showed the dignity of being the empress of Da Chong.The ministers standing on both sides of the hall all stood with their hands folded as she moved, and there were dozens of people in the hall, but it was surprisingly quiet.

Geng Bai'an clearly saw the Empress Dowager sitting on the seat smiling and nodding, obviously appreciating her performance very much.She didn't quite understand what the queen mother was satisfied with, probably because she had heard of the original owner's reputation before, and she felt that everything was good when she saw it.

But Geng Bai'an said, as a good young man who grew up in the 21st century where all kinds of costume TV dramas are flooding, hasn't Geng Bai'an seen pig running or eaten pork?Before time-traveling, he had various experiences in watching dramas. Geng Bai'an liked more serious dramas, so he couldn't pretend to be X for a long time, but it was still possible to imitate it once in a while.

The palm-sized jade headdress fixed Geng Bai'an's forehead, temples and part of his hair on the back and upper part of his head, while the rest was neatly tied behind with a golden headband.There is not much burden on the whole body, but it looks dignified and decent. Geng Bai'an likes this look very much.The only dissatisfaction is probably that the world still uses bronze mirrors, so I can't see exactly how my makeup looks.

Geng Bai'an walked up the stairs slowly, and the emperor and queen mother who had been sitting stood up one after another, standing on her left and right.If you ignore the clothes, it looks like the left and right protectors.

At this time, an eunuch came from the side, holding the imperial edict in his hand and began to read.