National fitness

The comfortable and idle days pass quickly, and Yan Shaoxia, who is not limited by the time limit from the start of the journal to the registration, can still catch the happy tail and be an idler for a few days, but the poor teacher Xin can only pack his things and has to Time to roll back to work.

The three days from February 27th to March 25st are the student registration time for the second half of the academic year stipulated in the calendar of University C, and all the faculty and staff have to go back to the office first on the [-]th to clean up the dust.

Then unified on March [-]rd, Monday, the school officially started.

Xin Ran is no exception.So Yan Yan, who was staying at home with 1 people who were uncomfortable, also bid farewell to Yan Ningzhi and Yan Wan happily, and followed Xin Ran back to the staff dormitory of C University—their cozy hut.

Of course, the first thing is to sweep the ashes.

The big brown-haired rabbit who had been fattened up by Yan Wan came back here again, as if he didn't know him, bouncing around with his nose trembling, and was lured by Yan Shaoxia with a lettuce leaf into the newly bought rabbit. in the cage.

It turned out that the cage was placed in Yan's house, because Yan Wan said that she would definitely have a chance to help Xin Ran raise it in the future.

Although Yan Wan didn't know that the two of them were living together, she didn't expect that Xin Ran hadn't raised the rabbit well at all.

The last day of February is the second day after the students return to school, and it is also the day when the results of the National College English Test Band [-] and [-] are released.

Xin Ran put a new quilt cover on the bed, lifted the pillow with the new pillow case up and patted it vigorously, Yan Yan finished washing the old "three-piece suit" and was cleaning the floor.

After Xin Ran finished her work, she went to make a cup of scented tea that Yan Yan brought back from her hometown. In an instant, the small room was filled with the warm fragrance of jasmine.

He huddled himself on the little lazy sofa with his feet not touching the ground, hugged the teacup, and said to Yan Yan who was still busy:

"Young man, do you have a motor on your ass? It keeps shaking."

Yan Yan raised half of his eyebrows high: "Whether I have a motor or not, don't you..."

Yan Shaoxia had a strong desire to survive and stopped the car before Xin Ran poured boiling water on his buttocks, and closed his mouth.Then he walked up to Xin Ran and stood sideways, slightly raised his elbow, revealing his trouser pocket:

"The phone is in the bag, my hands are wet, please help me look."

Xin Ran reached out to touch it, and as expected, she touched the cell phone that had to vibrate a few times every so often.

"Well," Xin Ran didn't unlock it, but just glanced at the moment the screen turned on, although the content of the message was not visible due to the setting, "it's WeChat messages, there are a lot of them."

Yan Yan wiped the floor and said, "It should be a group. If you have nothing to do, help me see what they are talking about."

"You asked me to watch it, not what I asked to watch..." Xin Ran got Yan Yan's permission, and with his chuckle, he unlocked his phone openly, read the message, and was very excited. Tell him succinctly, "It's a small group of six people who don't have names, and they are talking about the results of the sixth grade."

Yan Yan understood that this was the last time he helped the other five people get together in a round of five rows, a temporary group.

Xin Ran blew on the tea leaves and asked, "Speaking of which, you should have passed level six, right?"

Yan Yan looked back at him, gave him a "of course" expression, and then asked Xin Ran:

"How many times have you taken the exam?"

Yan Yan replied truthfully: "Twice."

"Oh? Unexpectedly." Xin Ran procrastinated and teased, "I thought the young hero would just pass by."

Yan Yan, who is also an out-and-out academic master, said nonchalantly: "You can only take the exam in the sophomore year. At that time, you passed it. Later, you applied for a name and took the exam again, and you got a full six hundred."

Xin Ran snorted with a smile: "Deser."

Yan Yanquan thought Xin Ran was praising him, laughed for a while, and asked Xin Ran, "What about you? How much did you take the exam?"

"Hmm...it happened ten years ago, let me think about it," Xin Ran pretended to ponder, paused, and said, "I should have passed the exam when I could."

Yan Yan was a little speechless when he heard "ten years ago", and then couldn't help asking curiously: "What about the score?"

"I don't really remember." Xin Ran took a sip of tea slowly, the fragrance on his lips and teeth, "It's only about 600 points."

Yan Yan: "...Oh."

The slightly shocked Yan Shaoxia had no choice but to continue mopping his floor without complaint.

Xin Ran has been sitting on the small sofa, broadcasting the latest news in the group to him every once in a while:

"The boss said that it was a wise decision that he only took the fourth level and did not report for the sixth level. Not only did he save the registration fee, but he also didn't have to create trouble for himself."

"Both Maomao and Chen Jingjing scored more than 550 in the exam a long time ago, and now they are being besieged."

"The third child said that he took the test five times and finally scored [-] points."

"The third child pointed the finger at you, saying that you are an asshole for getting to [-] in two attempts."

"Boss three said that you don't know the suffering of the people, so you must dare not speak at the moment."

"The third..."

Yan Yan threw the rag to the ground, turned around, squatted firmly on his feet, and said displeasedly:

"Why does this youngest talk so much?"

Xin Ran frowned and continued:

"The third child said that the fourth child's computer is on in the dormitory, and it's the interface for checking grades, but I haven't."

"And said... the fourth brother is not here? Well, I can't get in touch."

Yan Yan also frowned, put away the rag, and hurried to wash his hands. When he was about to come out to read the news, Xin Ran suddenly called him:

"Young man, come and answer the phone, it's Mao Mao."

Yan Yan came over in three steps at a time, wiped the water on his body casually, and quickly answered the phone.

Xin Ran twirled her fingers unconsciously, Yan Yancai's hands were cold after washing.

Yan Yan sat next to Xin Ran, and Xin Ran covered his free hand with both hands.

"What did you say?"

Yan Yan held Xin Ran's hand lightly and suddenly tightened it, his voice was low and worried.

Mao Mao was obviously also very anxious, and shouted so disregarding his appearance that Xin Ran could hear his voice through the phone:

"Teacher Two—Teacher Two! Someone is going to jump off the building! It's... a boy! The police, and security have arrived!"

Yan Yan and Xin Ran looked at each other, grabbed the jacket hanging on the side, took the key on the table and rushed out the door.

"...beep...beep..."

"...Sorry, the number you dialed is temporarily unanswered, please try again later..."

"Grass!"

Yan Yan called the fourth child while walking, but no one answered, so he turned anxiously and said to Xin Ran:

"Baby, come here slowly, I will take two steps."

Xin Ran shook her head: "It's okay, I'm okay, I can keep up."

Before changing, Xin Ran might not be able to keep up, but anyway, he has achieved some results in his fitness for half a year, so he tried his best to follow behind Yan Yan, saying: "Young man, don't worry, it may not be."

Yan Yan nodded and gave his elbow a little help.

Downstairs of the second teaching building was crowded with people.

The police and security guards were present, and the area downstairs of the teaching building was put on alert and isolated. The firefighters were inflating the life-saving air cushion.

The police and the school leaders each had a loudspeaker, shouting anxiously at the skinny monkey-like figure who forcibly squeezed out of the seventh-floor drawbar window and sat on the window frame.

Yan Yan stood at the outermost edge of the crowd and patted Xin Ran on the back. Xin Ran put his hands on his knees and waved his hands to signal him to go quickly.

Yan Yan nodded, strode away from the crowd, and squeezed in.

The onlookers didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement, and most of them stretched their arms and zoomed in on the phone lens to make a wave of news, and the discussion rushed into Yan Yan's ears in an instant:

"Damn it, something is wrong with the school now..."

"Not necessarily. Seeing him like this, I don't dare to dance, otherwise we won't even have time to watch the fun, and people will have already come down."

"Hey, who is this person? Could it be that you can't think about it after checking the results of the sixth grade?"

"I don't think so, maybe it's a senior. Didn't you just get your postgraduate entrance examination results a few days ago? It's unlucky to squeeze together!"

"I see, eighty percent of them are trapped by love!"

"Hey! They seem to know someone, saying that this person is from the Civil Engineering Institute..."

"Civil construction..."

Yan Yan's scalp exploded when he heard the word "Civil Construction Institute", and his heart was pounding.The fourth child is different from the third child. They took the postgraduate entrance examination and reviewed it for a year in elementary school, and prepared for the sixth level for a long time, but the results of both sides were not very satisfactory.

The more Yan Yan thought about it, the more something went wrong, and he squeezed in:

"Everyone, excuse me! I'm his classmate...I, please excuse me!"

When the surrounding people heard what he said, they tried their best to make way for him, but there were too many people watching, Yan Yan couldn't help shouting anxiously:

"Fourth! Sun Li! You fucking come down for me!"

He didn't feel that he was dizzy until halfway through the yelling. He was afraid of irritating others, so he cursed himself secretly, so he had to suppress his voice with a sullen face and continue to squeeze forward.

After finally squeezing into the innermost part, I found that a buddy was even more exaggerated, and even reached out to grab the big speaker from the security guard:

"Hey brother, you are borrowing me... I stimulated his fart, and he can babble for two days with a single cut, dare to jump?! This kind of person just swears a few words, you believe me !"

"It's not... who made trouble?! I don't know that this is a human life? Who am I... I'm his classmate! His friend! His online neighbor!"

After grabbing the trumpet to no avail, the buddies had no choice but to continue shouting at the top of their lungs:

"Get down for me! You think you are so fucking tall and see far! If you want to die, you have to pay back the takeaway money you owe me... Ouch, who the hell hit me?"

The irritable old man turned his head angrily, and saw Yan Yan's face a hundred times darker than his.

Casserole bottoms are not enough to describe.

Amidst the noisy voices, Yan Yan grabbed the buddies by their collars and said word by word:

"Sun, Li."

"Second brother? Why are you here?" The fourth child who was suddenly called by his name was stunned for a moment, and then hurriedly said, "Hey brother, I won't tell you first, there is a bastard who wants to fake jump, I will put him first Packed up..."

Then he didn't give up and went to grab the horn in the security guard's hand.

Yan Yan thought to himself: OK, then I will deal with you later.

Xin Ran finally squeezed out from the crowd, took Yan Yan's arm, panted with sweat on his brow, and asked:

"How is it? Where's the fourth child? Is it still hanging on it?"

The fourth child who was ordered by the police comrades not to mess around anymore happened to be standing in front of Xin Ran, and he turned around:

"Who called me?"

Xin Ran blinked, confused: "Ah, hello, you came down so soon?"

Yan Yan gritted his teeth, and greeted the fourth son fiercely again in a puzzled way.

Half an hour later, on the first floor of the school cafeteria.

All members of Yan Yan's unnamed six-person group were present, plus Xin Ran, sitting around a dining table. Except for the fourth child who shrank in the middle like a little chicken, everyone else Maintain a uniform, arms-folded posture.

The fourth child swallowed, and said weakly:

"Things, things are, that's how they are."

It turns out that the fourth child who is used to surviving in the cracks is still a typical representative of the optimists, and has not done anything that goes against other people's assumptions, such as "I can't think about it, I want to commit suicide".

In a moment of brain fever, the person who tried to dedicate his life to the scientific experiment of free fall, as the fourth child said, was his classmate, friend, and online neighbor.

The two met in the game, and later found out that they are both brothers of the same college. Although they have different majors, the dormitory is in the same building, with upper and lower floors, so it can be considered that they don't know each other.

The man’s family was financially difficult, but he was still very motivated. The fourth child felt that he, the youngest, would finally have a day to accept a younger brother, so he went to the dormitory every three days, ordered takeaway, and everyone ate together.

Later, the fourth brother was preparing for the postgraduate entrance examination, so he seldom walked around with each other, and the younger brother made a girlfriend when the fourth child didn't know about it.

Facts have proved that some of the onlookers can always get the truth. The younger brother is trapped by love and can't think about it. It is very useless to use this method to win the sympathy of his ex-girlfriend and try to make him change his mind.

The fourth child was anxiously checking his grades in the dormitory, but before the web page was opened, he received several messages:

"Brother Sun, I have to apologize to you."

"As the saying goes, the favor of takeaway is repaid with a big meal. Brother, I have no chance in this life, so I have to hang out with you in the next life."

"The wind of the Second Sect is a bit noisy."

"My heart is also a little cold."

"Goodbye, thank you for taking care of me for more than a year, my brother."

When the fourth child saw the news, he got angry and got angry. He didn't even have time to turn off the computer. He grabbed the phone key and rushed to the second teacher. Sure enough, the crowd had already blocked the open space outside the corridor entrance.

The fourth child squeezed in and made a phone call, but he was doing all the acting, so the younger brother definitely didn't answer.

If An An hadn't guarded the entrance of the stairs, he would have gone up to beat people.

His voice was hoarse, and finally someone stood beside him with a loudspeaker. Yan Yan and the others knew what happened afterwards.

Of course, that younger brother must have failed to make the jump, but the death penalty is inevitable, and a punishment and a demerit must be recorded.

The school leaders also immediately issued a notice to each college, requesting vigorous publicity on the eternal theme of "cherishing life".

By the way, students who spread information on the Internet are asked to delete Weibo immediately.

At this moment, the fourth child was surrounded by a crowd, continued to swallow, and said:

"No... It's not all my fault, why do you think I'm going to jump off a building? Am I that kind of person? I'm so sunny, cheerful, lively and cute..."

The third child said angrily:

"You called me back to the dormitory. When you opened the door, you were not there. You wanted to call you with your mobile phone, but you bumped into your computer. When the screen lit up, the bright sixth-level results hung there. Within 2 minutes Maomao called and said that someone from the Second Sect had jumped off the building, and I called you but you didn't answer, so can I not be too f*cking?"

Maomao also said:

"I happened to pass by the Second Teaching at that time, and seeing so many people around, I followed to join in the fun, and found that someone was about to jump off the building, and those who arrived early picked up the book your little brother threw down from the upstairs, and everyone rumored that he was a civil engineer Hospital, I was just about to ask you guys if you know this person, but when I took out my phone, the third child said you couldn't be found, so I quickly called Brother Yan."

Yan Yan felt that he was a sand sculpture, so he was so depressed that he didn't speak.

Xin Ran helped him and said, "Well, then Xiao Yan rushed to collect your body immediately."

Everyone else: "..."

The fourth child said tremblingly, "Thank you, thank you Brother Yan..."

Yan Yan snorted and said grimly, "You're welcome, this is what I should do."

Although the fourth child was inexplicably "suicide" once, he was also moved by the deep friendship. Looking at the people around him, he promised with snot and tears:

"I will definitely pass the exam next year!"

Yan Yan glanced at him, sighed and said: "Don't talk about next year, you are not like the third child, he can only find a way to adjust, but I see your score, there is a chance to go online, Let's study hard first."

The third child: "Hey, you are an emotionless security dog."

"Haha, good! Oh no, wait a minute..." The fourth child laughed, then suddenly came back to his senses, and asked nervously, "You said just now...you only thought I was going to dance after reading my grade six... ..."

The people around looked at him sympathetically and nodded in unison.

The fourth child broke down: "Damn it, have you ever been fucked? I might as well go up and jump!"

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief and laughed together. Xin Ran followed them and laughed a few times, then stood up, patted Yan Yan on the shoulder, and was about to leave Yan Shaoxia among the students and take a step ahead.

Before Yan Yan could speak, Mao Kai and Chen Yiming said first:

"Hey! Teacher Xin, will you have dinner with us?"

"That's right, it's so late, let's eat together!"

The fourth child patted his head in embarrassment, and interrupted:

"Let's eat together, Mr. Xin, it was too messy to say hello to you just now, I want to ask, um, are you still taking elective courses this semester? My little brother... No, the one who almost came down just now, he said before I'm taking your class this semester."

I don't know this is Teacher Xin's eldest and third child: "..."

"Old, teacher?"

"Hi, teacher."

"Hey, you're not that old, are you?" Xin Ran smiled and said indifferently, "Well, it's okay for me to have dinner together, but we made an appointment with someone else before."

The boss and the third child hurriedly expressed: "Why don't we go together? It's lively. Well, the one you made an appointment with is also a teacher? Do we know each other?"

Xin Ran had a hard time holding back her laughter: "Yes, teacher. Just in time, he's here."

Everyone turned their heads following Xin Ran's gaze: "..."

Yan Yan shrugged, and shouted at the figure: "Teacher Jian! Here it is!"

Maomao and Chen Jingxing put their heads together and whispered together:

"Well, Brother Yan and Teacher Xin are relatives, right? No, Teacher Jian..."

"Y-maybe?"

"Brother Yan really has a lot of relatives."

"is not that right……"

Yan Yan, bathed in the adoring eyes of the two:

"What? What are your expressions? Oh, I see. You want to sit next to Teacher Jian?"

Maomao: "I'm not, I haven't."

Chen Jingjing: "Don't talk nonsense, I want to sit next to Teacher Xin."

Yan Yan raised his eyebrows: "Dream you."