I, Tyrannosaurus rex, raise cubs online [Transmigration Book]

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"No! I didn't, I wasn't, don't talk nonsense!"

After denying the three consecutive throws, Wei Jing still had a guilty conscience. He carefully glanced at the boss, who stared at him expressionlessly, with a dangerous tone: "So, I heard wrong?"

Wei Jing didn't even look at it, nor shook his head, drooping his head, his anxious eyes were almost red: why is it so bad? !

"You said it, Wei Shiyi."

The boss looked down at the top of his head, the fluffy and soft hair seemed to have felt the emotion of the owner, and it collapsed listlessly. Only a small tuft of hair was still stubbornly and stubbornly holding its head high, as if the counselor In the heart of the baji boy, that little stubbornness.

"I was wrong." Wei Jing replied softly.

The boss chuckled and asked, "Where is the mistake?"

Wei Jing looked down at the tip of his shoe, heard his sneering voice, his heart trembled, and he explained everything clearly: "There is no wheat, no flour, no way to cook donkey meat, but I don't want to let You were disappointed, so you used the seeds of kiji fruit instead of wheat and ground the flour, but the bread was bitter..."

The boss stared quietly at his white nape, seeing his pitiful appearance, most of the anger in his heart dissipated unconsciously, and when he was about to speak, he heard him continue to say: "I Wrong, I shouldn't have lied to you, and I shouldn't have given you the kiki fruit that pigs eat."

The boss froze: "..." I suddenly wanted to strangle this stupid boy to death, what should I do?

Wei Jing changed the subject and began to brainwash the boss: "Actually, donkey meat is quite delicious. You can see that the meat is fresh and tender, fragrant but not sticky, soft and delicious, much better than wild boar meat! And this kiki The porridge made from fruit seeds is similar to the porridge made from rice, it is soft, soft and slippery, and it also has the effect of nourishing vitality and stopping diarrhea, suitable for all ages!"

The boss still stared at him blankly: "Wei Shiyi, tell me, how do you want to die?"

Wei Jing's expression froze. At this moment, the desire to survive became stronger than ever before, and his face also thickened several times. He sniffed sadly and asked aggrievedly, "Can I die of old age with you?" ?”

The boss's eyes moved slightly, this kid really loved him so badly, and wanted to grow old together with him so brazenly!But why did he tolerate a stupid boy staying by his side for the rest of his life!Well, in fact, he is so kind and rich, so it is not difficult to raise this kid for a lifetime?

The big brother's mind changed again and again, and finally snorted pretending to be displeased: "I don't eat pig food."

When Wei Jing heard this, did he deliberately turn the page?Immediately said happily, "Oh, it's okay, I'll eat!"

The boss glanced at him: "..."

Wei Jing explained with a smile: "Although the Jiji fruit is used by humans to feed pigs, it has not been processed. I processed it a second time and it can be imported. Moreover, in my world, in the early years, Many precious ingredients were fed to pigs before they were unearthed for their special value..."

The boss concluded unhurriedly: "No wonder you are so stupid, it turns out that you grew up eating pig food."

Wei Jing: "..." Ma Dan, I really want to hit him!

For today's dinner, in addition to stewed donkey meat and Jijiguo porridge, there are also roasted wild pork, fried eggs, and mixed vegetables.

Wei Jing happily scooped up a bowl of porridge for himself, and drank it in a big gulp. The familiar taste made him almost cry with joy: finally found a crop that can replace rice!

He decided that tomorrow he would take the dragon cub to the ground, and he would sprinkle the west and east gardens with the seeds of Jijiguo!

After finishing a bowl of porridge with side dishes, Wei Jing's satisfied expression finally attracted the big boss's covetousness.

"Would you like to drink, Wei Shiyi?" The understated tone was obviously full of curiosity.

Wei Jing's eyes rolled, originally he wanted to lie to him that it was not good, but after thinking about it not long ago, he apologized in a low voice and coaxed him well, if he continues to be a monster now and annoys the boss again, he probably It's really hard to coax, so I said honestly: "The taste is not bad."

"Give me a bowl." The boss said reservedly.

Wei Jing didn't dare to tease him that it was pig food, so he nodded quickly: "Okay."

Then--

Two-thirds of the big pot of Jiji fruit porridge went into the big brother's stomach.

Seeing this, Wei Jing immediately seized the opportunity to "slander", trying to persuade the boss to allow him to plant Jiji fruit in the garden.

The boss stared at him like a fool for five seconds, and then said slowly, "This kind of weed is everywhere in the Mang Mountain area."

Wei Jing blinked, remembering that inside the big box that he opened earlier, there were Jiji fruit seeds that seemed to be basically the same in appearance, and an ominous premonition flashed in his heart.

"Jiji fruit is resistant to severe cold, not afraid of high temperature, and is available all year round." The boss said, and added, "Because it is too flooded, it is not worth much."

But that was before, and now that I know how to eat Jiji fruit, the boss can naturally turn waste into treasure.

When Wei Jing heard the word "worthless", he grunted and swallowed. He stood up abruptly, with a flustered look on his face: "I, I'll go out for a while."

The boss gave him a puzzled look, and before he could nod, Wei Jing quickly ran towards the west gate of the villa.

"What's the matter with your dad?" The boss turned his head to look at the dragon cub who was sucking a big milk bottle in the seat next to him.

The dragon cub let out an "ah" and made a movement of pushing and running with his head against the box.

The boss immediately understood that when he was not at home, this kid went shopping online again, and it seemed that he also bought a lot of things.

Wei Jing rushed to the small warehouse in a hurry. Logically speaking, it shouldn't be. There is a long list outside the express box, with dozens of crops marked on it. It looks very professional at first glance, so it shouldn't be just a sham, right?

Nervously, he unpacked the other five large boxes, a standard package of one water, and a bag of [-] catties of Jijiguo seeds!

In other words, he spent more than 8000 yuan and bought nearly a thousand catties of gegene fruit. Moreover, this thing is not worth much, and it is estimated that it will not exceed 500 yuan after including the packaging fee and express delivery fee!

Got scammed again.

Wei Jing: ┭┮﹏┭┮

This world is too scary. He used to shop online for so many years, and he was cheated very few times. The only time he was most impressed was when he bought four fig saplings. Yes, the names and pictures look very different, but they are all the same small cutting seedlings.

Being cheated out of more than 8000 yuan once, Wei Jing's heart ached!

"Why did you buy a bunch of Jiji fruits?" The boss followed after holding the dragon cub, casually glanced at the six boxes of seeds in the warehouse.

Wei Jing turned his head sadly: "...Am I stupid?"

The boss frowned slightly: "Who said that?"

Wei Jing glanced at him weakly, and complained in a low voice: "You always say I'm stupid, I must be stupid because of your curse."

Boss: "..."

Wei Jing took out his mobile phone and clicked on the store where he bought the seeds before. Looking at the monthly sales, 10,000+, and then looking at the comments, there are more than a dozen, and all of them are rainbow farts with more than [-] words, and various crops are sprouting. He suddenly felt cold: Why didn't I find out before, such an obvious fraudulent order!

When he was shopping online in the past, he was also scammed by swiping orders, but basically the goods were not right, so he applied for a return. Although it was a bit troublesome, there was a shipping fee, so it was a waste of time.

But in this store, there is no seven-day free return and exchange option at all. When contacting customer service, how enthusiastic they were before placing the order, how cold it is now.

The boss stood behind him with an unclear expression, watching him clumsily typing and arguing with the other party, he felt a little stuck: so stupid, he was bullied again.

"Wei Shiyi, give me your phone."

"Ah?" Wei Jing turned his head, under the warm yellow light, the boss's figure looked extraordinarily tall and straight, his face was deep and sharp, yet exuding a gentle aura.

He handed over the phone subconsciously, but saw that the boss used his phone to call the old butler, and said a simple and rude sentence: "Tell the person in charge of Mi Le, and don't take care of the profiteers under him." , Just wait for bankruptcy."

Wei Jing was dumbfounded: "..."

"Pa, pa, hug!" The dragon cub seemed to have sensed that his cheap father was depressed, and immediately stretched out his paw to him cutely.

Wei Jing stretched out his hand reflexively, and took classmate Xiaobao over, then he was startled: "Hug?"

"Hug!" Dragon Cub replied with a smile, his immature voice was innocent and simple.

Wei Jing suddenly laughed out loud: "Xiaobao is really getting smarter and smarter!"

Eat, hold, and be afraid, although they are all single words, the meaning is very clear, simple and clear.

"Ah!" Dragon Cub responded proudly.

Because of his gag, Wei Jing temporarily left the matter of being cheated by online shopping aside.

After the boss made the phone call, he sent two more text messages, and finally stuffed the phone back into Wei Jing's pocket, as if comforting him, and patted the young man on the back: "Wei Shiyi, if you want to buy something in the future, just go ahead and buy it." Tell me."

Wei Jingjiong: "..." He didn't dare to bother the boss with anything!

What's more, for nerds, online shopping is a pleasure to relieve stress. If others do it for them, this feeling of enjoyment will be gone.

Looking at his expression, the boss knew that he didn't listen, so he took a step back: "Then you at least find a platform with a higher reputation, and I will drag all the messy shopping apps on your phone into the trash can There are two more reliable ones left."

"Oh, yes!" Wei Jing nodded tactfully, and he later found out that the two so-called reliable platforms belonged to "our own".