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"What is he looking at?"
"Who is he talking to?"
"Why is he barking and laughing and looking crazy?"
The question was asked three times in a row, and the old butler's forehead slipped a drop of cold sweat: "Master, this..."
Before he could finish speaking, the big man in suit and leather shoes had already come to a conclusion: "Oh, so you don't know either."
The old housekeeper's eyes drooped slightly, and his expression was respectful: "I'll check."
Boss Qin didn't nod his head, and didn't refute. There was a meaningful smile on his godlike handsome face: "When I found him that day, he had passed away."
It was not a state of suspended animation, but a real severance of breath. Strangely, after 10 minutes, the corpse resumed breathing.
At this moment, Wei Jing, who was digging out his mobile phone from the bedside table in the master bedroom, and was about to call the big brother, never expected that the big brother Qin who said "I want to make money to support the family" had gone out on the surface , in fact, secretly hiding aside to spy on his every move!
Simply shameless.
He was scared and screamed by the old butler's original piebald python, and when he ran away, the boss watched.
In the garden on the west side, he named the dragon cub Red Guard, and when he "molested" the dragon cub, the boss watched.
When he scolded the garbage system and was overjoyed because of the [return ticket], the boss still watched.
Brother Qin watched from beginning to end, and even took out his mobile phone, waiting to answer the call.
Time passed by, Wei Jing held the phone and did not move for a long time.
The boss stared at the screen for a while, looked down at the phone for a while, and gradually lost patience on his face: "You, go teach him how to make a call."
The old housekeeper: "...Yes."
Tu Shihua's mobile phone obviously has the boss's contact number, but——
This phone is so smart that the unlock code has 12 digits!
Wei Jing stared at the phone screen expressionlessly. On the screen was a selfie of Tu Shihua winking at the camera. Let's evaluate this photo according to his previous aesthetics, that is: cute, I want to...
But now, his only feeling is that he is really on a horse!
Such a long password, who knows what it is!
Can't you set up fingerprint unlocking?
Unfortunately, after trying all ten fingers, he still failed to unlock it. Instead, the phone ruthlessly reminded him: Improper operation, locked for three hours.
"..."
"........."
"…………"
Such a bad feeling.
Just at this time, the dragon cub squatting next to him saw him staring at the phone, thinking it was something delicious, he opened his mouth and bit it.
"!"
Wei Jing opened his eyes wide in shock, only to hear a click, and a corner of the ultra-thin smartphone was bitten off by classmate Xiaobao.
For his "feat", the dragon cub didn't notice it. He spit out the thing in his mouth, stared at it for a few seconds in confusion, then stretched out his tongue and licked it, probably realizing that this thing is really inedible After that, he immediately turned his back and swept his tail lightly to destroy the corpse.
Wei Jing looked dull: "..." This kid looks like his father!
Now it's all right, I can't make phone calls, I can only wait for the boss to come back.
Just as he was thinking so, there was a knock on the door, and the voice of the old butler came from outside the door: "Mr. Tu, your phone number."
The old housekeeper who was originally assigned to teach people how to use mobile phones received a call from the boss halfway. The task has changed. He just needs to come and run errands, which is fine.
The piebald python is coming!
Wei Jing's hairs stood on end, a little frightened.
He lay by the bed and didn't move for a long time, not daring to move.
"Mr. Tu?" In the blink of an eye, the old housekeeper who was still outside the door had already drifted to his side without anyone noticing.
Surprised, Wei Jing leaned back and looked at the other party with all his guard: "You, why are you walking without making a sound?"
Oh no, the door is not even open!
"Master, please answer the phone." The old butler handed over the phone, fearing that he would not know how to use it, and explained patiently, "This is the receiver, this is the microphone, you talk to this..."
I'm not retarded, thank you.
Wei Jing slandered silently, took the phone, and after feeding it, he heard Mr. Qin's charming subwoofer chuckle softly. It was such a charming smile that he wanted to cry right away: Hello, Dad. I feel wronged, when I first wrote the character design, why did I give everything to the boss and not take care of Tu Shihua?
"Is your son good?" the boss asked gently.
Wei Jing looked down at the scrapped mobile phone, and replied against his will: "... Be good."
"DS has a new chocolate mousse cake, I ordered one for you." The boss said again.
"Chocolate, can I change it? I like the matcha flavor better." Wei Jing blurted out, and then he was taken aback. By the way, does Tu Shihua like the chocolate flavor or the matcha flavor?
"Yes." The boss's voice was still very gentle, and there was nothing wrong with it, "Is there anything else you want to eat?"
This is simply a 24-year-old good husband in the new era, who can respond to all the willful demands of his little wife without changing his expression.
Wei Jing didn't feel any fluctuations in his heart: "...no more."
After a strange silence, the boss spoke again: "Well, that's it, you stay at home obediently and wait for me to come back."
"Wait a minute!" Wei Jing yelled hastily, as if he had just realized it.
The boss asked very patiently: "What's the matter, wife?"
Wei Jing gritted his teeth, imagining in his heart that he would become an invincible Hercules at this time, grabbing the boss by the collar, shaking and shaking fiercely, and then threateningly: Wife, you are a hammer, labor is your father!
But the reality is, he glanced at the covetous old butler next to him, and he hesitated with a flushed face: "I have a question for you: when is our son's birth date?"
The boss didn't even think about it, and replied directly: "February 2053, 2."
Wei Jing was secretly delighted, and quickly said: "Well, very good. That's it, I hang up."
He is so witty, 32 likes are a must!
After ending the call and returning the phone to Zhao, Wei Jing chased him away with his eyes.
The old butler left very tactfully.
After confirming that the other party had left, Wei Jing immediately summoned the system: "Hello, are you there? Are you there? Are you there?"
[Host, I am here. 】The gentle female voice is like the sound of nature.
His grandfather nodded: "February 2053, 2, Qin Xiaobao's date of birth, please register."
【确定幼崽出生日期为2053年2月3日,恭喜宿主完成初级任务3,积分1。】
"It's only one point and one point, and I won't be able to accumulate 888 points until the year of the monkey?" Wei Jing complained a little dissatisfied, "Is there no other way to give more points at once? For example, Turntable lottery, red envelope rain, etc..."
The system was as quiet as a chicken, not paying attention to him.
He sat cross-legged on the bed, babbling endlessly: "My dear, don't be so cruel, let's chat, okay? I have a question, I've been wanting to ask you, tell me, if I accidentally burp in this world , then can I go home directly without saving points to redeem [return ticket]?"
【Host, please work hard to live, once you die, you will never be able to return to the original world. 】The gentle female voice is extraordinarily serious at this moment.
Wei Jing staggered in fright, rolled off the bed, and swears: "Damn!"
"What is he looking at?"
"Who is he talking to?"
"Why is he barking and laughing and looking crazy?"
The question was asked three times in a row, and the old butler's forehead slipped a drop of cold sweat: "Master, this..."
Before he could finish speaking, the big man in suit and leather shoes had already come to a conclusion: "Oh, so you don't know either."
The old housekeeper's eyes drooped slightly, and his expression was respectful: "I'll check."
Boss Qin didn't nod his head, and didn't refute. There was a meaningful smile on his godlike handsome face: "When I found him that day, he had passed away."
It was not a state of suspended animation, but a real severance of breath. Strangely, after 10 minutes, the corpse resumed breathing.
At this moment, Wei Jing, who was digging out his mobile phone from the bedside table in the master bedroom, and was about to call the big brother, never expected that the big brother Qin who said "I want to make money to support the family" had gone out on the surface , in fact, secretly hiding aside to spy on his every move!
Simply shameless.
He was scared and screamed by the old butler's original piebald python, and when he ran away, the boss watched.
In the garden on the west side, he named the dragon cub Red Guard, and when he "molested" the dragon cub, the boss watched.
When he scolded the garbage system and was overjoyed because of the [return ticket], the boss still watched.
Brother Qin watched from beginning to end, and even took out his mobile phone, waiting to answer the call.
Time passed by, Wei Jing held the phone and did not move for a long time.
The boss stared at the screen for a while, looked down at the phone for a while, and gradually lost patience on his face: "You, go teach him how to make a call."
The old housekeeper: "...Yes."
Tu Shihua's mobile phone obviously has the boss's contact number, but——
This phone is so smart that the unlock code has 12 digits!
Wei Jing stared at the phone screen expressionlessly. On the screen was a selfie of Tu Shihua winking at the camera. Let's evaluate this photo according to his previous aesthetics, that is: cute, I want to...
But now, his only feeling is that he is really on a horse!
Such a long password, who knows what it is!
Can't you set up fingerprint unlocking?
Unfortunately, after trying all ten fingers, he still failed to unlock it. Instead, the phone ruthlessly reminded him: Improper operation, locked for three hours.
"..."
"........."
"…………"
Such a bad feeling.
Just at this time, the dragon cub squatting next to him saw him staring at the phone, thinking it was something delicious, he opened his mouth and bit it.
"!"
Wei Jing opened his eyes wide in shock, only to hear a click, and a corner of the ultra-thin smartphone was bitten off by classmate Xiaobao.
For his "feat", the dragon cub didn't notice it. He spit out the thing in his mouth, stared at it for a few seconds in confusion, then stretched out his tongue and licked it, probably realizing that this thing is really inedible After that, he immediately turned his back and swept his tail lightly to destroy the corpse.
Wei Jing looked dull: "..." This kid looks like his father!
Now it's all right, I can't make phone calls, I can only wait for the boss to come back.
Just as he was thinking so, there was a knock on the door, and the voice of the old butler came from outside the door: "Mr. Tu, your phone number."
The old housekeeper who was originally assigned to teach people how to use mobile phones received a call from the boss halfway. The task has changed. He just needs to come and run errands, which is fine.
The piebald python is coming!
Wei Jing's hairs stood on end, a little frightened.
He lay by the bed and didn't move for a long time, not daring to move.
"Mr. Tu?" In the blink of an eye, the old housekeeper who was still outside the door had already drifted to his side without anyone noticing.
Surprised, Wei Jing leaned back and looked at the other party with all his guard: "You, why are you walking without making a sound?"
Oh no, the door is not even open!
"Master, please answer the phone." The old butler handed over the phone, fearing that he would not know how to use it, and explained patiently, "This is the receiver, this is the microphone, you talk to this..."
I'm not retarded, thank you.
Wei Jing slandered silently, took the phone, and after feeding it, he heard Mr. Qin's charming subwoofer chuckle softly. It was such a charming smile that he wanted to cry right away: Hello, Dad. I feel wronged, when I first wrote the character design, why did I give everything to the boss and not take care of Tu Shihua?
"Is your son good?" the boss asked gently.
Wei Jing looked down at the scrapped mobile phone, and replied against his will: "... Be good."
"DS has a new chocolate mousse cake, I ordered one for you." The boss said again.
"Chocolate, can I change it? I like the matcha flavor better." Wei Jing blurted out, and then he was taken aback. By the way, does Tu Shihua like the chocolate flavor or the matcha flavor?
"Yes." The boss's voice was still very gentle, and there was nothing wrong with it, "Is there anything else you want to eat?"
This is simply a 24-year-old good husband in the new era, who can respond to all the willful demands of his little wife without changing his expression.
Wei Jing didn't feel any fluctuations in his heart: "...no more."
After a strange silence, the boss spoke again: "Well, that's it, you stay at home obediently and wait for me to come back."
"Wait a minute!" Wei Jing yelled hastily, as if he had just realized it.
The boss asked very patiently: "What's the matter, wife?"
Wei Jing gritted his teeth, imagining in his heart that he would become an invincible Hercules at this time, grabbing the boss by the collar, shaking and shaking fiercely, and then threateningly: Wife, you are a hammer, labor is your father!
But the reality is, he glanced at the covetous old butler next to him, and he hesitated with a flushed face: "I have a question for you: when is our son's birth date?"
The boss didn't even think about it, and replied directly: "February 2053, 2."
Wei Jing was secretly delighted, and quickly said: "Well, very good. That's it, I hang up."
He is so witty, 32 likes are a must!
After ending the call and returning the phone to Zhao, Wei Jing chased him away with his eyes.
The old butler left very tactfully.
After confirming that the other party had left, Wei Jing immediately summoned the system: "Hello, are you there? Are you there? Are you there?"
[Host, I am here. 】The gentle female voice is like the sound of nature.
His grandfather nodded: "February 2053, 2, Qin Xiaobao's date of birth, please register."
【确定幼崽出生日期为2053年2月3日,恭喜宿主完成初级任务3,积分1。】
"It's only one point and one point, and I won't be able to accumulate 888 points until the year of the monkey?" Wei Jing complained a little dissatisfied, "Is there no other way to give more points at once? For example, Turntable lottery, red envelope rain, etc..."
The system was as quiet as a chicken, not paying attention to him.
He sat cross-legged on the bed, babbling endlessly: "My dear, don't be so cruel, let's chat, okay? I have a question, I've been wanting to ask you, tell me, if I accidentally burp in this world , then can I go home directly without saving points to redeem [return ticket]?"
【Host, please work hard to live, once you die, you will never be able to return to the original world. 】The gentle female voice is extraordinarily serious at this moment.
Wei Jing staggered in fright, rolled off the bed, and swears: "Damn!"
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