I, Tyrannosaurus rex, raise cubs online [Transmigration Book]

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"Serve the food?" Wei Jing's brain became hot, and he shouted, "Cuihua, serve sauerkraut!"

The boss doesn't know what kind of sauerkraut is, he only knows that he is going to get rid of this dishonest monkey today.

At the moment of being held down, Wei Jing's consciousness seemed to wake up for a second, and he felt that he shouldn't be below, and pulled out a smile that he thought was evil and crazy, but was actually silly: "Honey, let's change to another Location!"

The boss pinched his little bird, raised his eyebrows and asked, "Are you sure?"

"Oh—oh— hurry up!" The author's father, who was unconscious again, cried out with a happy expression, and then muttered inarticulately, "If you don't change it, you don't change it╭(╯^╰)╮, A real boss can shake the world even while lying down! Hee hee hee... woo woo woo... Get out of the way, my son is coming out!"

poof, poof.

Master MSG's billions of sons died after seeing the light, and were wrapped in paper towels by the boss and thrown into the trash can.

Wei Jing, who was soft into a puddle of mud, panted heavily, his eyes were blurred, and his eyes were red: "No, it's impossible, how could Dad shoot in seconds┭┮﹏┭┮This is not real, I must be dreaming, woo woo woo... "

The big brother's brows trembled slightly, and he comforted him without changing his face: "Well, you are dreaming, so stop crying."

"This unscientific!"

Wei Jing struggled to sit up, but was held down by the boss, and fell on the pillow, and then his lower body flew into the air.

"You, what are you going to do to me?" He blinked weakly, looking pitiful.

The boss knelt on the bed, leaned over, leaned in front of him, looked at him quietly for a while, and asked, "Wei Shiyi, who am I?"

Wei Jing twisted his waist in some discomfort, raised his head in a dazed way, his eyes met, and among the overlapping shadows, only the boss's face with profound features and handsome outline was the clearest.

"Gege, you are Qin Gege, Mr. Qin, my wife, my wife, my concubine, hehehe..."

One second he was crying like a poor boy, and the next second he was laughing like a little fool.

The boss lowered his head and kissed his noisy mouth tenderly.

After being dazed for a second, Wei Jing stretched out his arms to wrap his arms around his neck, and kissed back passionately, the only thought in his mind was "I must let him see how good I am, and he will be ashamed."

The surrounding air seemed to be ignited, and the temperature rose rapidly.

Hot, so hot.

Wei Jing thought in a daze, um, my waist is a little sore.

When the kiss reached the heated stage, Wei Jing froze and struggled instinctively. The boss held him with one hand, and put the three fingers of the other hand together.

"Oh! Let go, let go..."

The boss backed away a little, and looked at the panting young man with a gentle expression: "Hey, don't move around."

Wei Jing froze in his arms, and looked at him weakly: "My wife... let's gentlemen talk but don't move... okay?"

"Yeah." The boss replied ambiguously, and then asked casually, "How many times did you call me wife this night?"

Wei Jing was stunned, his face flushed, he hiccupped, he was quiet for less than five seconds, his eyes changed, and he became aggressive: "Hmph! What do you call your wife!"

"Not so much." The big brother snorted softly, raised his legs, and checked that the preparations were almost done, and he was ready to attack Huanglong.

"Aw!" Wei Jing, who was still fierce just now, faltered in an instant, grabbed the boss's arm, and begged for mercy in a low voice, "Old Gong, I was wrong, woo woo, light, light..."

"Hmm." The big guy said so in his mouth, but his body was unambiguous, and he fully implemented the principle of quickness, precision and ruthlessness to the end.

From the beginning, Wei Jing pretended to beg for mercy, gradually gave up struggling, lay flat and let the frying go, and later on he learned the taste, hugged the big brother and refused to let go, his attitudes were very different, and it took only an hour.

"You, call Dad!"

Obviously he was the one who was baked big, yet he can still yell at the big brother bossily, and then——

In the next second, he was hit hard, his voice changed to sweet and panicked, and he completely forgot what he just said.

"Easy, light, I'm about to fall apart..."

After listening to nonsense for a long time, the boss joked with him in a good mood: "It won't come apart, and if it falls apart, use glue to stick it again."

"Damn it! You are so insane... Woohoo, how could you treat Dad like that..." Wei Jing was addicted to fake crying, and fell asleep while crying.

Boss: "..."

It's two o'clock in the middle of the night, and the night is quiet.

The sound insulation effect of the top luxury suites in a five-star hotel is naturally excellent, which is unquestionable, but the author's father couldn't bear the IQ to go offline all the way, calling without any scruples. Sitting in rows, I couldn't help but want to go over to see what happened several times, and finally endured it again.

After the boss cleaned up Wei Shiyi, who had finally fallen asleep, changed the sheets and quilt, and confirmed that the kid had slept like a pig, he returned to the living room.

The porridge, vegetables, and desserts on the coffee table were all gone, and the exquisite bone china plates were empty. Obviously, the three cubs had spontaneously settled the remaining food for their father in the past two hours.

"Ba, ba, ba, ba?" The dragon cub raised his head and glanced worriedly at the bedroom door. He still remembered how "tragedy" his father called just now.

"Your dad is asleep, he's fine." The boss bent down, picked up the dragon cub, and walked to the bathroom, "Xiaobao is going to brush his teeth and wash his face, huh?"

"En!" Dragon Cub no doubted that he was there, he nodded obediently, just sleep as Wei Jing, and he will be fine tomorrow.

However, the next day was already high, and the young man on the bed was still sleeping like a piggy, showing no signs of waking up.

For five days in a row, Wei Jing was in a deep sleep, and the return plan was postponed because of this, but the boss was not idle.

When Wei Jing opened his eyes in the early morning of the sixth day, the entire Dongchuan Prefecture was completely under the control of the boss, and even the intelligence base set up by Zhongwangting was pulled out.

Hungry, so hungry, so hungry!

This is Wei Jing's deepest experience after waking up.

He sat up in a daze, his mind was still a little blank, and his memory was still stuck in the keel that he had chewed and gnawed. He felt drunk, as if he drank a jar of old wine. What happened afterwards?

Time passed by, and his stomach was growling with hunger, but he acted as if he hadn't heard it, and remained in place in a daze.

From bewildered to shocked, his eyes widened in surprise, his hands covered his cheeks, and he shook his head in disbelief.

"No, no, this must not be true!"

Although he knows that his alcohol capacity is not good, and his wine quality does not seem to be very good. He once drank a bottle of beer at the university graduation banquet and started talking nonsense. He even called his father with a mango and told him that he was alone It's so lonely outside, so lonely...

But, he obviously didn't drink, how could he be drunk?

It must be the keel!

He knew that the bones that had been stored for 1000 years were either expired or deteriorated!

But, even if he was drunk, how could he have the guts to keep calling his wife to the big boss, and even, he went straight to the bed and fucked a few times? !

He can't remember exactly how many shots he fired. He only remembers that he was like a fool at the time, talking nonstop from beginning to end. It can be said that he completely lost face here...

"Ba,ba!" The dragon cub got up in surprise when he woke up, and threw himself into his arms, looking at him with joy with his big round eyes, "Ba,ba! Ba,ba! Ba,ba !"

"Cub, are you a repeater?"

Wei Jing patted its head dumbfoundingly, feeling very complicated. Although he always thought he was a gong, after meeting the boss, he gradually realized that he might have made a mistake.

but--

Doing and loving such a thing, especially such an important first time, the first time with milestone commemorative value, why did it happen when his mind was not clear?

Wei Jingyu felt like vomiting blood suddenly.

It's fine if he didn't pick an auspicious day, and he was drunk all the time...

Just when he was upset and tangled, the door was pushed open.

Needless to say, the boss is here.

"Wei Shiyi, get up and eat when you wake up." The boss's tone was very natural, and after stuffing the soaked milk powder into the dragon cub's arms, he took the little guy away.

Wei Jing gritted his teeth and responded, pretending that nothing had happened. After putting on cotton slippers and walking a few steps, he found that he didn't feel any discomfort in his body, such as back pain, leg cramps, buttocks couldn't close together... …

Absolutely not!

Could it be that those ridiculous pictures that appeared in his mind just now were all fake?

In fact, they never did.

It's all a dream.

All are hallucinations.

It's all... what the hell?

"Wei Shiyi, go brush your teeth and wash your face first." After walking a few steps, the boss turned his head to look at the author's father who was completely out of state with a dazed expression behind him.

Wei Jing raised his head and looked at him seriously for a moment, trying to see one, two, three on his face. After five seconds, he really saw a slight difference: "Why do you have dark circles under your eyes? It was last night Didn't sleep well?"

The boss nodded: "Yes." In fact, he hasn't slept well in the past few days. Although he has seen the precedent of sleeping for seven days and seven nights after a big tonic, when things really happen to him, he can never deal with them with a calm attitude. .

He checked Wei Jing's status more than once a day, for fear that if he was not careful, the kid would oversleep and never wake up again.

Wei Jing tried his best to ignore the images in his mind that made him blush, and nodded calmly: "Then you will catch up on sleep later, by the way, how long did I sleep for?"

It looks like it's only less than seven o'clock at the moment. If he doesn't wake up for eight hours on weekdays, he will be groggy, have a splitting headache, and be out of shape. It's not like today, except for being hungry. The feeling is simply not too good.

Probably the power of that keel was fully absorbed by him in sleep, right?

Wei Jing thought uncertainly, and then heard the boss say: "You slept for five days and five nights, plus four and a half hours."

"Huh?" Wei Jing was stunned.

Five days and five nights! ?

In other words, the hazy picture in his memory is very likely to have happened in reality. Why he didn't feel any discomfort at the moment is entirely because of the passage of time and the power of the keel blue crystal. tempered his body...

What the hell!What the hell!What the hell!

Wei Jing quickly ran to the bathroom, washed his face with cold water, he couldn't calm down at all, he really did it, protruding(她盘哦)!

"Wei Shiyi, don't dawdle, hurry up and finish brushing your teeth and come to eat." The boss's voice came from the door.

Wei Jing hurriedly raised his head, and replied nonchalantly: "Come right away!"

Breakfast is still porridge, soft, smooth and smooth porridge, paired with refreshing and delicious side dishes, a cup of fragrant soy milk, and fruits cut into small granules.

However, at this moment, Wei Jing's mind is not on eating at all.

He glanced at the boss with a heavy heart, and said after deliberating: "That night..."

Struggling, tangled, and feeling a little unwilling.

Why was he so drunk at such an important moment in his life for the first time!

"Huh?" The boss looked like he didn't understand, "What night?"

Wei Jing was angry: "It was the night before I fell asleep!"

"Oh." The big brother replied lightly, and then, the following is gone.

Wei Jing stiffened his neck, his heart froze, and he asked cheekily, "Did we do it?"

"Yeah." The boss still looked calm.

Wei Jingqi didn't bother to say anything, and stood up abruptly: "I don't accept it!"

"Oh?" The boss looked up at him.

Wei Jing was extremely wronged: "I don't remember anything..."

The boss looked at him quietly, and after a few seconds, he secretly breathed a sigh of relief, the corners of his mouth slightly raised, and he outlined a sultry smile: "There is a video, do you want to watch it?"