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When Wei Jing woke up, he felt that he had been beaten severely, and every bone in his body hurt.

He opened his eyes with difficulty, and found himself lying in a strange room, the interior decoration was very luxurious, the crystal lamp above his head was shining brightly, and on the wall facing him, there was a huge photo hanging, The high-definition pixels magnified the two people in the photo several times and presented them clearly in front of him.

It looked like a wedding photo, both of them were wearing white suits with big red flowers pinned to their chests.

Yes, both of them are men in the photo, and it makes him feel bright at a glance, his eyes will be glued, and he can't bear to move an inch: these are a pair of real good-looking gays Wedding photos!

The man on the left of the photo looks about 25 and [-], with profound features and clear and sharp facial lines.

The man on the right, to be precise, is a young boy. He looks to be in his early twenties. He looks exquisite and beautiful. His skin is fair and smooth, and his face is full of collagen. The photo has been magnified so many times, but the pores on his face are still not visible.

So, is he lying in someone else's new house now?

Wei Jing raised his head to look at the crystal lamp with a dull face, it was shining so brightly that his eyes hurt a little, he blinked vigorously, then squeezed himself lightly to avoid the pain, hiss——

Suddenly gasped, it really hurt, it didn't seem like I was dreaming.

This place is obviously not his home, so how did he come here?

Last night, enduring his heartache and extremely tired heart, he marked the end of his street rush in Jinjiang, and prepared to rest for a while. The tickets on Ctrip were all booked, and he set off the next morning to Sanya. Day and six nights with the group tour, plan to continue to struggle after returning.

Two years ago, Wei Jing became a signed author of Jinjiang Literature City. After experiencing the bitter history of the first book that fell on the street, he tried hard to sum up the experience of failure, and spent a month reading it for several months. All the articles on the new gold list have almost spent all the manuscript fees, and finally opened a second pit. When the time comes, the collection exceeds [-], and the income is considerable.

When he was digging the third hole, he ran to play online games.

He can't do two things at once, and he can't even guarantee the basic daily watch, so he finally hit the street again.

Three months ago, he completely deleted the game because of his unrequited love, and planned to work hard to write essays. Sand carving essays became popular in Jinjiang, and he followed suit and wrote a "Handbook for Becoming a God".

It tells the story of a low-level person in society who accidentally picked up a gold coin and released the evil spirits imprisoned in the gold coins. Princess, climbed to the pinnacle of life and became the story of the supreme powerhouse who ruled the world.

Naturally, readers don't buy this pseudo-sand glyph with various strange settings and illogical logic, so he is still a fool.

Wei Jing felt very sad, insisted on daily shifts for three months, and collected less than [-], he was very depressed, and his frustration soared to the sky.

It wasn't until a long time later that he found out that there was a magnitude [-] earthquake in their area that night, and he belched in his sleep.

Returning to the moment, Wei Jing was still downcast. He touched the thin brocade quilt covering his body, and then looked at the extra-large SIZE double bed under him. Before he could figure out what was going on, he felt the urge to urinate.

There is a separate bathroom in the room. He walked over with his slippers on, pushed the door open and walked in. It was a floor-to-ceiling mirror. After a casual glance, he suspected that his eyes were dazzled. He took another look in disbelief. His eyes widened in shock. People petrified in place: Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!

Who will tell him why he turned into such a cowardly little boy! ?

The skin that can be broken by blowing bombs, the small face as big as a palm, the delicate eyebrows and eyes, the small and tall nose bridge, and the cherry red and moist mouth, it is so motherly that it exploded!Even if the body looks 1.7 meters five, and the mermaid line can be seen when the pajamas are lifted up, it can't change his current bad mood.

Wei Jing is a gay nerd who loves fitness. He thinks he is aggressive No. 1. The reason why he thinks it is because he has zero experience so far. He goes to the gym regularly for a week and does not have six-pack abs. He also developed thin four-pack abs, nearly 1.8 meters tall, and long legs. He fantasized about finding a petite and cute partner in the future.

If the person in the mirror was not himself, but his future wife, he would be absolutely satisfied, but why was it him! ?

Wei Jing frantically circling in circles in his heart, is he... has he timetraveled?

Where did you wear it?Who do you wear?Where is the original owner of this body?Most importantly, how should he go back?Although after he became obsessed with online games, the pits he dug in succession were all over the street, but when the "Handbook of Becoming a God" ended, he promised readers that a new pit would be opened in a week's time!

As a trustworthy writer, Wei Jing felt that he had to go back as soon as possible to fulfill his promise.

With a complicated mood that he couldn't let go of, he finished solving the third major life event in "Eating, Drinking and Lazard", exited the bathroom, and decided to find some clues in the room first, to figure out what was going on.

The original owner's documents were placed in the bedside table, and Wei Jing found them without any effort, ID card, marriage certificate, various membership cards, a stack of green one hundred banknotes, and an ultra-thin smartphone.

He picked up his ID card and examined it carefully for a while, before falling into deep thought: Tu Shihua, male, date of birth January 2030, 1, address: No. 1, Beichuan Prefecture Civilian Guest House, Shenyun Continent, Seablue Star.

The amazing thing is that every square character is very strange, but he knows them all, and this Tu Shihua, Shen Yun Dalu and so on, he still feels quite familiar!

When I opened the marriage certificate and saw another man in the photo named Mr. Qin who was not easy to mess with, he was in a bad mood.

No wonder he felt familiar!Because Shenyun Continent, Qin Boss, and Tu Shihua all appeared in his fake sand sculpture "Handbook for Becoming a God"!

Mr. Qin is the ultimate villain in "Handbook of Becoming a God"—the evil dragon, an extremely ferocious Tyrannosaurus rex, whose original shape is 14.5 meters long, 6 meters tall, and weighs 14.5 tons!In human form, he was 1.9 meters tall, with legs 1.1 meters long, rich and beautiful, with a charming subwoofer voice, and most importantly, he has super staying power!

In Wei Jing's writing, Big Boss Qin is the face value in the whole novel, the big boss who calls the wind and rain, controls most of the economic lifeline of the whole planet, and can get whatever he wants, it can't be more perfect.

What he has to admit is that when he first set up the character set, he imagined himself as the boss of Qin, so he could do whatever he wanted. When he read the outline, he found out that he couldn't do it. This person is too perfect. How can the protagonist defeat him? ?then--

Tapping the keyboard quickly, Mr. Qin has an extra cheating wife, the other one of the only Tyrannosaurus rex on Seablue Star, but compared with the boss, this Tyrannosaurus rex named Tu Shihua is weak Aside from his good looks, he has almost no merits, and his personality is also special, offending a lot of people.

At first, Mr. Qin just took Tu Shihua out of the civilian guest house because he was of the same kind. Tu Shihua was unwilling to be a small servant, so he tricked Mr. Qin into misunderstood the two of them. After going to bed, he was still pregnant!

The ghost knows that a male Tyrannosaurus rex would be pregnant. How could Boss Qin believe it? , as the children of the two.

But such things as lies can’t be true. When Dandan hatches, it’s not a Tyrannosaurus rex at all, but a fire-breathing dragon. Although Tu Shihua is the king of heaven, he always offends people everywhere by relying on the power of Qin’s big boss, the fox and the tiger. But he also knew that once the truth was revealed, he would die miserably, so he ran away.

During the run, Tu Shihua ran into a small cannon fodder who had been killed by him before in Dongchuan Prefecture. He was tricked by the other party and lost his life.

When Boss Qin found Tu Shihua's body, he felt that he had been slapped in the face. In a rage, he destroyed the entire Dongchuan Prefecture!It also paved the way for him to be defeated by the protagonist in the future. How can such a vicious, brutal and unreasonable villain compare to the compassionate, upright and kind protagonist?

When Wei Jing was working on the background of the outline, he was once complacent. Look, what a plot!

During the serialization of "Handbook of Becoming a God", readers once complained about how unreasonable the existence of Tu Shihua, the best dodder flower, was. Unfortunately, he didn't listen to it.

Now, tears of remorse poured down, Wei Jing cried like a fat man weighing three hundred catties, he was so wronged, who should he judge for his own sins?

No, he has to save himself!

Let's figure out where the plot is going.

His bones are aching all over now, is it because he was tortured too badly by Mr. Qin the night before, or... the plot has reached an irreversible point, for example, Tu Shihua has been killed, it should be a corpse , because he came by accident, possessed the corpse, cheated the corpse again, and was brought back by the boss?

The possibility of the former is almost zero. As the author, he knows very well that Tu Shihua and Mr. Qin have never had sex at all. At that time, a bunch of bad things can always be thrown out to disappoint the boss.

This is also his selfishness, such a perfect big brother, so many flawed "Dodder Flowers", if it wasn't for the plot, he wouldn't assign Tu Shihua to the big boss at all!

Just when he was annoyed, repenting, and sad, the door of the bedroom was pushed open, and Mr. Qin walked in. With an impeccably handsome face and a perfect figure comparable to a supermodel, he stared blankly at him. The light gray home clothes showed the strong aura of the runway show.

Wei Jing swallowed enviously, this is the most ideal self in his mind, he is so handsome!Then--

His gaze fell on a dragon cub held in the other party's arms. He almost dislocated his jaw, and blood and tears flowed silently in his heart: Is it really too late?The eggs have hatched!

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