I kissed my deadly enemy [Entertainment]
Chapter 9 Underdeveloped Cerebellum
But Qin Yu was not on the hot search, and the guests of the Immortal Partner program group didn't know it at all. Since it was a competitive variety show, they were running violently during the recording process, and the mobile phone had to be handed over to the program group according to the procedure, and then replaced by them for sponsorship Advertise mobile phones of 'XX brand' provided by the supplier.
Wen Jian ate breakfast leisurely, clicked into the recording location, and found that he was the last one to come, and the other "gentle and kind" guests had already arrived - even Qin Yu, who was taking off his coat, was much older than him. He came one or two minutes earlier.Everyone was dressed sleekly. Seeing Wen Jian, the originally noisy studio suddenly became a little silent.
Wen Jian smiled indifferently, walked into his place as if nothing had happened, and changed his clothes on his own.After 2 minutes, one of the guests, Duan Zeyang, walked over with some trepidation, racking his brains to explain: "Brother Wen, that... I'm so sorry, the interview last night, someone probably deliberately made trouble, I originally Tell the cause and effect clearly, and the result is that it turns black and white when it is broadcast.”
If it was true as he said, Zeyang would have knocked on the door eagerly to explain this in the middle of the night last night, so how could Wen Jian have a chance to misunderstand him?But...Wen Jian listened silently, but he didn't expose his paper-like lie, but said vaguely: "Really? It's really hurtful."
Duan Zeyang: "..."
I don't know who Wen Jian's words are burying, Duan Zeyang looked at his indifferent smile and didn't dare to say any more, and left with downcast eyebrows.But when he came over like this, it was like a signal to the rest of the guests. They looked at each other, and after a while, they floated to Wen Jian's side one by one, trying to find all kinds of reasons to explain.
In the end, Wen Jian was so annoyed, facing the last female guest who came over, Zhao Ningwu, before she could find a reasonable excuse, Wen Jian lightly blocked her: "Okay, I know you have difficulties, the interview It was edited by someone else’s hands and feet, so go back and record it.”
Zhao Ningwu explained in one voice that she was cut off, so she stopped abruptly and choked her throat, but for some reason, the indifference in Wen Jian's voice made her heart tremble, and she nervously moved back to her seat.Qin Yu watched the interaction between the two through a layer of black transparent sunglasses. Wen Jian turned his back to him, and the expression on his face was unclear, but this guy always pretended to be a wolf with a big tail. The ungentlemanly behavior made Qin Yu pay attention to it with great interest.
This twists and turns of the program can be regarded as the official start of recording, but the first project made all the guests frown - two people and three groups of hurdles? !Two people and three legs are fine, what the hell is a hurdle?How to cross?Some of the female guests wearing skirts instantly collapsed, and some of the hot-tempered guests immediately protested: "It's just a matter of meaning, and you still want to hurdle?"
Program group: "..."
Before coming here, I clearly told this group of ladies and masters to dress simpler and exercise more, but don't wear high heels and skirts, it seems that they have fallen on deaf ears.The staff of the program team were also a little angry, and the producer said in a stiff tone: "Everyone, this is going to be broadcast. If the name of the competitive variety show is too perfunctory...it's not good."
He was still a little timid at the end, but the meaning of it, those delicate guests who are not mentally retarded, can understand it-you can't deceive fans with wrong products.
The female guest wearing a skirt immediately went upstairs to change. Wen Jian glanced enviously at Qin Yu, who was all in black, and took off his white suit that looked like Prince Charming with a hiss, revealing the black clothes inside. Heart - black shirt.Qin Yu casually watched him tidy himself up, until he saw Wen Jian bent down to roll up the legs of his white trousers. He looked at Wen Jian's soft and slender waist, and finally couldn't help asking: "What are you doing?" ?”
"Shouldn't they be tied together for a while?" Wen Jian explained his strategy to him without raising his head: "Save the rope."
It took Qin Yu a long time to understand that 'bald' means falling down. He looked at Wen Jian's thin white ankle and snorted in disbelief.Seeing Wen Jian's attire, the staff who tied the ropes for them when they were preparing for the competition were taken aback for a moment.
But it turns out that Wen Jian's so-called 'strategy' is all nonsense. With the referee's whistle, the six groups of people are in a hurry almost at the same time - so that the staff of the fairy partner can be said to have a good experience of these current stars. motor cells.
However, there are quite a few people who are really athletic. After the initial rush, a few male and female groups quickly ran up and down, and soon reached the hurdle.But Qin Yu boasted that his athletic cells were not bad, but he was dragged down by this "appendage" tied to him——
"Wen Jian!" Qin Yu couldn't bear it and shouted at him: "Can you run two steps?"
Are there two of them like this?Girls are fine, but the other groups, which are also two boys, are far ahead. Only the two of them still maintain a leisurely way of shopping and walking, and continue to compete with another group of two girls for the last place. .The root of the disaster was that this dead thing Wen Jian didn't even take a step, not even a brisk walk!
"It's not that I don't want to run." Wen Jian explained to him with some embarrassment: "My cerebellum was dropped when I was a child, and my body is uncoordinated, so I am afraid of falling."
Qin Yu: "..."
He felt that it wasn't the cerebellum that was injured by Wen Jian, but the brain.Seeing that the two girls were about to overtake them in a group, Qin Yu gritted his teeth, stretched out his arms and hugged Wen Jian's waist tightly, and almost lifted the latter up. go forward -
"I'll go." Wen Jian was caught off guard by his sudden shock, and quickly put his arms around his shoulders, taking advantage of the situation to put his own weight on him, calmly enjoying the pleasure of being led to run, He also smiled and patted Qin Yu's shoulder with the hand that was holding Qin Yu's shoulder: "Thank you!"
"Thank you, Mom." Qin Yu couldn't help panting a bit when he ran to the hurdling area tiredly, and pushed Wen Jian to the side without any seriousness, so as not to let him continue to cling to him like a rice cake On himself, he pointed to the 110-meter hurdle in front of him expressionlessly: "I'll give you a chance to be Liu Xiang, step over."
Wen Jian: "..."
After hesitating for a while, he raised his trousers reservedly, and stepped over with his other unbound foot, like a proud big cat pointing its toes.And in an instant, he made a hurdle plan in his mind, and hurriedly greeted Qin Yu, who was expressionless beside him, and pointed to his free foot: "Your foot also step over first, and then we two are bound to cross together. "
Qin Yu followed his instructions obediently, thinking with relief that Wen Jian was finally able to do his best, but when the two of them stepped over with one leg tied together, something unexpected happened—the rope followed the height of the two. The movements of raising the legs are twisted together!
"Damn it!" Before he could react, Qin Yu saw Wen Jian's sequelae of 'the cerebellum was thrown'. He said that his physical incoordination was not made up. Immediately, his body was like a tottering rice seedling in the wind, and the whole person fell towards Qin Yu, using him like a meat pad——
The two people were trapped at the first hurdle with no image, and fell to the ground with an exaggerated image. The photographer who was looking for the breaking point hurriedly rushed over with the camera, only to see Wen Jian lying on Qin Yu's sturdy body He raised his head with bared teeth on his chest, and said apologetically to Qin Yu who was overwhelmed by him: "Look, my cerebellum has really been thrown."
Qin Yu: "..."
When the staff were all watching the joke but no one came to take away Wen Jian, the dead thing, Qin Yu deeply recalled when was the last time such a shameful scene occurred in his life—it would go back 15 years Before he was seven or eight years old, he bullied children and fell together. After that, Qin Yu's two proud long legs supported his natural father's most violent temper, and he had never been ashamed. Now he really has an impulse Choke Wen to death.
Seemingly sensing Qin Yu's unbridled aura, Wen Jian got up without a trace under the supervision of N cameras, and even gave Qin Yu a hand--
"Get up quickly." He glanced at Qin Yu educationally, and muttered in a low voice, "You don't feel ashamed."
Qin Yu was going crazy.
After standing up, Wen Jian continued to maintain half of his body as if he was paralyzed. Relying on Qin Yu's help, Qin Yu resisted himself not to push him away, and had to put his arms around this guy's waist... Qin Yu I couldn't help pinching it hard.
"Haha." Wen Jian was covered in itches, and couldn't help laughing while glaring at Qin Yu: "Don't take this opportunity to get revenge."
Wen Jian ate breakfast leisurely, clicked into the recording location, and found that he was the last one to come, and the other "gentle and kind" guests had already arrived - even Qin Yu, who was taking off his coat, was much older than him. He came one or two minutes earlier.Everyone was dressed sleekly. Seeing Wen Jian, the originally noisy studio suddenly became a little silent.
Wen Jian smiled indifferently, walked into his place as if nothing had happened, and changed his clothes on his own.After 2 minutes, one of the guests, Duan Zeyang, walked over with some trepidation, racking his brains to explain: "Brother Wen, that... I'm so sorry, the interview last night, someone probably deliberately made trouble, I originally Tell the cause and effect clearly, and the result is that it turns black and white when it is broadcast.”
If it was true as he said, Zeyang would have knocked on the door eagerly to explain this in the middle of the night last night, so how could Wen Jian have a chance to misunderstand him?But...Wen Jian listened silently, but he didn't expose his paper-like lie, but said vaguely: "Really? It's really hurtful."
Duan Zeyang: "..."
I don't know who Wen Jian's words are burying, Duan Zeyang looked at his indifferent smile and didn't dare to say any more, and left with downcast eyebrows.But when he came over like this, it was like a signal to the rest of the guests. They looked at each other, and after a while, they floated to Wen Jian's side one by one, trying to find all kinds of reasons to explain.
In the end, Wen Jian was so annoyed, facing the last female guest who came over, Zhao Ningwu, before she could find a reasonable excuse, Wen Jian lightly blocked her: "Okay, I know you have difficulties, the interview It was edited by someone else’s hands and feet, so go back and record it.”
Zhao Ningwu explained in one voice that she was cut off, so she stopped abruptly and choked her throat, but for some reason, the indifference in Wen Jian's voice made her heart tremble, and she nervously moved back to her seat.Qin Yu watched the interaction between the two through a layer of black transparent sunglasses. Wen Jian turned his back to him, and the expression on his face was unclear, but this guy always pretended to be a wolf with a big tail. The ungentlemanly behavior made Qin Yu pay attention to it with great interest.
This twists and turns of the program can be regarded as the official start of recording, but the first project made all the guests frown - two people and three groups of hurdles? !Two people and three legs are fine, what the hell is a hurdle?How to cross?Some of the female guests wearing skirts instantly collapsed, and some of the hot-tempered guests immediately protested: "It's just a matter of meaning, and you still want to hurdle?"
Program group: "..."
Before coming here, I clearly told this group of ladies and masters to dress simpler and exercise more, but don't wear high heels and skirts, it seems that they have fallen on deaf ears.The staff of the program team were also a little angry, and the producer said in a stiff tone: "Everyone, this is going to be broadcast. If the name of the competitive variety show is too perfunctory...it's not good."
He was still a little timid at the end, but the meaning of it, those delicate guests who are not mentally retarded, can understand it-you can't deceive fans with wrong products.
The female guest wearing a skirt immediately went upstairs to change. Wen Jian glanced enviously at Qin Yu, who was all in black, and took off his white suit that looked like Prince Charming with a hiss, revealing the black clothes inside. Heart - black shirt.Qin Yu casually watched him tidy himself up, until he saw Wen Jian bent down to roll up the legs of his white trousers. He looked at Wen Jian's soft and slender waist, and finally couldn't help asking: "What are you doing?" ?”
"Shouldn't they be tied together for a while?" Wen Jian explained his strategy to him without raising his head: "Save the rope."
It took Qin Yu a long time to understand that 'bald' means falling down. He looked at Wen Jian's thin white ankle and snorted in disbelief.Seeing Wen Jian's attire, the staff who tied the ropes for them when they were preparing for the competition were taken aback for a moment.
But it turns out that Wen Jian's so-called 'strategy' is all nonsense. With the referee's whistle, the six groups of people are in a hurry almost at the same time - so that the staff of the fairy partner can be said to have a good experience of these current stars. motor cells.
However, there are quite a few people who are really athletic. After the initial rush, a few male and female groups quickly ran up and down, and soon reached the hurdle.But Qin Yu boasted that his athletic cells were not bad, but he was dragged down by this "appendage" tied to him——
"Wen Jian!" Qin Yu couldn't bear it and shouted at him: "Can you run two steps?"
Are there two of them like this?Girls are fine, but the other groups, which are also two boys, are far ahead. Only the two of them still maintain a leisurely way of shopping and walking, and continue to compete with another group of two girls for the last place. .The root of the disaster was that this dead thing Wen Jian didn't even take a step, not even a brisk walk!
"It's not that I don't want to run." Wen Jian explained to him with some embarrassment: "My cerebellum was dropped when I was a child, and my body is uncoordinated, so I am afraid of falling."
Qin Yu: "..."
He felt that it wasn't the cerebellum that was injured by Wen Jian, but the brain.Seeing that the two girls were about to overtake them in a group, Qin Yu gritted his teeth, stretched out his arms and hugged Wen Jian's waist tightly, and almost lifted the latter up. go forward -
"I'll go." Wen Jian was caught off guard by his sudden shock, and quickly put his arms around his shoulders, taking advantage of the situation to put his own weight on him, calmly enjoying the pleasure of being led to run, He also smiled and patted Qin Yu's shoulder with the hand that was holding Qin Yu's shoulder: "Thank you!"
"Thank you, Mom." Qin Yu couldn't help panting a bit when he ran to the hurdling area tiredly, and pushed Wen Jian to the side without any seriousness, so as not to let him continue to cling to him like a rice cake On himself, he pointed to the 110-meter hurdle in front of him expressionlessly: "I'll give you a chance to be Liu Xiang, step over."
Wen Jian: "..."
After hesitating for a while, he raised his trousers reservedly, and stepped over with his other unbound foot, like a proud big cat pointing its toes.And in an instant, he made a hurdle plan in his mind, and hurriedly greeted Qin Yu, who was expressionless beside him, and pointed to his free foot: "Your foot also step over first, and then we two are bound to cross together. "
Qin Yu followed his instructions obediently, thinking with relief that Wen Jian was finally able to do his best, but when the two of them stepped over with one leg tied together, something unexpected happened—the rope followed the height of the two. The movements of raising the legs are twisted together!
"Damn it!" Before he could react, Qin Yu saw Wen Jian's sequelae of 'the cerebellum was thrown'. He said that his physical incoordination was not made up. Immediately, his body was like a tottering rice seedling in the wind, and the whole person fell towards Qin Yu, using him like a meat pad——
The two people were trapped at the first hurdle with no image, and fell to the ground with an exaggerated image. The photographer who was looking for the breaking point hurriedly rushed over with the camera, only to see Wen Jian lying on Qin Yu's sturdy body He raised his head with bared teeth on his chest, and said apologetically to Qin Yu who was overwhelmed by him: "Look, my cerebellum has really been thrown."
Qin Yu: "..."
When the staff were all watching the joke but no one came to take away Wen Jian, the dead thing, Qin Yu deeply recalled when was the last time such a shameful scene occurred in his life—it would go back 15 years Before he was seven or eight years old, he bullied children and fell together. After that, Qin Yu's two proud long legs supported his natural father's most violent temper, and he had never been ashamed. Now he really has an impulse Choke Wen to death.
Seemingly sensing Qin Yu's unbridled aura, Wen Jian got up without a trace under the supervision of N cameras, and even gave Qin Yu a hand--
"Get up quickly." He glanced at Qin Yu educationally, and muttered in a low voice, "You don't feel ashamed."
Qin Yu was going crazy.
After standing up, Wen Jian continued to maintain half of his body as if he was paralyzed. Relying on Qin Yu's help, Qin Yu resisted himself not to push him away, and had to put his arms around this guy's waist... Qin Yu I couldn't help pinching it hard.
"Haha." Wen Jian was covered in itches, and couldn't help laughing while glaring at Qin Yu: "Don't take this opportunity to get revenge."
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