I'm just a Buddhist player

"As we all know, religion is a branch of philosophy. We reveal the development of human society and culture through the study of religious phenomena, origins, and evolution." Xiu Qiyi walked on the podium with a smile on his face, "At the beginning of today's class Before, I wanted to play a game with my classmates."

Xiu Qiyi opened an electronic page, on which was a classroom seat distribution map, each small square represented a classmate.

"I'll randomly pick a classmate to demonstrate first." Xiu Qiyi randomly clicked on a small square, and the desktop of the classmate who was clicked on immediately lit up, right next to Yi Lanqing.

"Hello, what is your name?" Xiu Qiyi was polite and listened attentively.

"Xiu, hello, Professor Xiu, my name is Xu Miaomiao." The normally carefree girl was now nervous like a duck whose neck was raised in the circle.

"Okay, student Xu Miaomiao, do you believe that there is a "god" in this world?" Xiu Qiyi smiled kindly.

"I, I'm not sure." Xu Miaomiao grasped the seam of her trousers tightly with her fingers, her face turned pale due to excessive tension.

"Okay, the male student next to Xu Miaomiao, get up." Xiu Qiyi stretched out his hand, and Yi Lanqing's desktop instantly lit up.

"Hello, Professor Xiu, my name is Chu Qingge." Yi Lanqing stood up with a natural expression, and was even a little curious about what Xiu Qiyi wanted to do. .

"Then Chu Qingge, do you believe that there is a "god" in this world?" Xiu Qiyi smiled and blinked.

"I believe that there is a god in this world."

If there is no "God", I would have died long ago, and I would not stand here and talk freely.

"Student Chu Qingge's tone is very firm and confident." Xiu Qiyi looked excited, "Then please come on stage."

The distance between the seats is relatively wide, Yi Lanqing walked through the seats with multiple people, and stood opposite Xiu Qiyi.

"A little question, do you know what the happiest number in this world is?" Xiu Qiyi approached Yi Lanqing with a calm expression.

"I don't know." Yi Lanqing had never heard of the "happiest number".

"It's five." Xiu Qiyi was serious.

"Why?" Yi Lanqing was inexplicable, the number five is neither the number of heaven, earth and man, nor the number of all things.

"Count to five in your hand." Xiu Qiyi's smile continued, "I'll count with you, and the other students will count for us."

Accompanied by the counting sounds of the students, Yi Lanqing stretched out one finger at a time, five, just opening his palms fully, Xiu Qiyi grasped Yi Lanqing's hand, blinked, "Do you feel it? The number of happiness .”

Suddenly there was a whistle in the class, followed by booing one after another.

Yi Lanqing was extremely calm, under the watchful eyes of everyone, this person would not dare to act recklessly.

"God let us meet, and he will definitely give us something." Xiu Qiyi pressed his hands on the students, and the noise immediately fell.

"Come on, let's see what God has given us." Xiu Qiyi looked at Yi Lanqing, "Student Chu Qingge, do you mind if I take a look at your pocket?"

"Drip, absorb 90 points of negative energy, update the upgrade progress of the intermediate absorption technique by 13/100, and update the upgrade progress of the intermediate healing technique by 13/100."

Hundreds of pairs of eyes were fixed on the podium, Yi Lanqing pursed her lips tightly, with a three-point warning in her eyes, "Professor Xiu, please!"

I'm not used to the clothes here, and the pockets are usually empty without anything in them.

Xiu Qiyi first showed his right hand to the students, it was clean and tidy.

Xiu Qiyi put his hand into Yi Lanqing's side pocket, his expression suddenly a little surprised, and then he slowly pulled out a pure white delicate rose from Yi Lanqing's pocket.

"Hey, the low-level learning technique takes effect, the talent "Baili Chuanyang" is acquired for 10 minutes, and the level-up progress of the low-level learning technique is updated by 2/10."

The class roared again, Yi Lanqing stared at Xiu Qiyi, and began to try to break Xiu Qiyi's tricks.

"Thank you, classmate Chu." Xiu Qiyi lowered his head and smelled the roses with a look of intoxication, "The white roses of Glams Castle, a large round species from the source of the river, are my favorite."

"I got the rose, so what will God give to Chu?" Xiu Qiyi slowly let go of Yi Lanqing's hand, Yi Lanqing's palm sank, and there was a white letter of some quality in his hand envelope.

"God gave classmate Chu Qingge a letter, what's in it?" Xiu Qiyi smiled mysteriously, "Why don't classmate Chu open it and have a look, and tell me if you're satisfied."

Yi Lanqing raised his eyes and looked at Xiu Qiyi. This should be the apprenticeship gift from Xiu Qiyi. What's in it?

Opening the envelope, it turned out to be a stack of photos that only existed in the old world.

Take out one, the above is a birthday background, the little boy is in the middle of the photo, wearing a shiny birthday hat on his head, his hands are covered with cream, his smile is blurred, a man and a woman on both sides of the boy look at each other happily, in the electronic candle In the halo, a family of three seems to be the most beautiful reality in the world.

Even though the boy's face is unclear, the man and woman are exactly the same as Chu Qingge's parents in the puppet 3D video.

Yi Lanqing quickly pulled out the remaining photos uncontrollably, not only the family of three, but also the loving grandfather, a boy in a pink one-piece suit, having fun with the young Chu Qingge.

"Student Chu, are you satisfied?" Xiu Qiyi tilted his head and gave a wink.

"Satisfied, thank you Professor Xiu." Yi Lanqing calmed down and carefully put away the photos.

"Okay, student Chu, please go back to your seat." Xiu Qiyi kissed the white rose, folded the stem and put it in his breast pocket, "Actually, I understand the thoughts of many students very well, I have no religious beliefs , I don’t think there is a god in this world, so I don’t need to study religion.”

"But the truth is, if you don't understand religion, you can't understand three things."

"People, the world, me, what the hell is going on."

"Unfortunately, the most important topics in our lives are precisely these three: understanding human nature, understanding the world, and understanding ourselves."

"Okay, next, let's officially enter the first lesson of religion, the basic overview of the origin of doomsday religion."

Yi Lanqing returned to her seat, touched the envelope with a complicated expression, and suppressed the restlessness and doubts in her heart.

There were faint eyes staring at him behind him, Yi Lanqing turned his head to look, and met a boy he didn't know.

The boy's face was tender, his almond eyes were exquisite and beautiful, his nose was red and his lips were red, he looked like a rich man's son.

But Yi Lanqing didn't know this person at all, so he glanced at him, then turned his head, ignoring him, and concentrated on listening.

The boy looked at Yi Lanqing and turned his head, his eyes turned red, and he lowered his head and wiped the corners of his eyes.

"Hao Ran, what's wrong with you?" The classmate next to him asked with concern.

"It's nothing." The boy's voice choked up uncontrollably, "I'm just a little homesick."

xxx

The two-day course was busy, and it was rare to be free on Wednesday. Yi Lanqing almost couldn't wait to lie down in the game cabin and enter "the day after tomorrow".

"Destroyer, Xiao Xunqu!" Yi Lanqing jumped into the main control room and bumped into the Destroyer who was about to go out.

"Is Xiao Junjun there?" Yi Lanqing searched for someone.

"Little master, the master is quite busy these days, there should be something to do at this time, but wait a while, he will definitely come later." The expulsor vowed.

"Then I'll go to the Autumn Forest first. If Xiao Junjun comes, please send me a message." Yi Lanqing happily boarded the helicopter and arrived at the Autumn Forest soon.

The boy weaved a small wooden basket out of tree branches, hummed a tune and completed the daily tasks, then sat on a boulder and looked up at the sky.

"What are you doing buddy?" A passing player couldn't help asking.

"I'm waiting for the rain." Xiao Yao said with a serious face, "I want to pick mushrooms for my cohabitation to eat."

"Oh." The passing player scratched his head, "The laying hen I raised has a poultry disease, and I have been turning my neck to look up at the sky recently. I came out to relax, but I didn't expect to see you again on the way, so I couldn't help but ask. .”

"Chicken?" Xiao Tuo's eyes lit up, "Can you sell me one?"

"Of course." The chicken farmer said he was very happy, "I understand you, chicken stewed with mushrooms!"

"Yes." The young man jumped off the boulder with a smile on his face, "I thought there was no chicken, so I planned to make stewed mushrooms infected with wild wolves."

The chicken farmer was silent for a moment, "You are really happy living together."

"It's so-so." The boy followed the chicken farmer, "He was super nice to me and even lent me the drone."

Yi Lanqing personally jumped into the chicken coop, picked out two young roosters who were energetic and a bit heroic, and mailed them back to the place of death, while he continued to watch the sky and wait for the rain.

When it rains in the Autumn Forest, mushrooms will grow. Yi Lanqing waits and hopes, but it doesn't rain.

In desperation, Yi Lanqing suddenly remembered his "Holy Child buff", so he tentatively set up a simple altar for praying for rain on the boulder, bowed a few times, saw no one around, and learned what he had seen The sorcerer twisted his waist and danced a rain dance.

As the sky darkened and the rain poured down, Yi Lanqing rubbed his chin and gained a new understanding of this "Holy Child buff".

Who said that the Holy Child buff is native?Obviously so practical.

Carrying a basket of mushrooms, Yi Lanqing returned to the land of death, opened the natural stove that had been dusty for a long time, and prepared to boil water to kill chickens.

"Let the swarm come." The Destroyer couldn't stand it any longer, "How can you let the little master do such a heavy job, you stupid machines!"

The yellow drone stepped forward at the command, and the bullets poured out instantly, smashing a little cock in Yi Lanqing's hand into a sieve.

"..." The boy wiped the chicken blood from his face, "I really want to hit you."

Yi Lanqing picked up another shivering little rooster and began to stroke it, "Relax, be good, think about the green grass, think about the mother chicken."

The little rooster was relaxed by the boy's touch. Yi Lanqing took the kitchen knife very quickly, cut his throat instantly, picked up the chicken and let the blood out, while teaching the drone and the Destroyer.

"See? Let the ingredients be happy and die in a relaxed state. If the chicken is killed in fear, the quality and taste of the meat will be affected."

The drone was so frightened that it jumped out of the shelf, and the expulsor stroked the pipe and swallowed the lubricating oil.

"The blood is done, burn it, and you go and pluck the chicken feathers clean." The young man directed the bee colony, "Remember, it must be plucked cleanly, and the little fluffy hair must not be let go."

The drone hurriedly picked up the little cock, and Yi Lanqing went to prepare the accessories.

"Onion, ginger, garlic, dried chili, rock sugar, cooking wine, star anise, cinnamon, pepper, soy sauce..." Yi Lanqing had everything ready, and turned to see how the little cock was being treated.

"Ka Ka Ka..." The UAV moved feebly on the ground, the landing gear, propellers, and pipe clips were all jammed with chicken feathers, and the more it moved, the more it twisted.

The Ouster touched his head and laughed, "Master has considered all types of drones, but there is no cooking class."

"Let me do it." Yi Lanqing sighed helplessly, touched the drone, cleaned the chicken feathers on it, "Relax..."

"Gah!" A puff of blue smoke burst out from the drone, and the indicator light went off completely.