Bamboo shoots married into a rich family[Entertainment]
Chapter 23 Bamboo Shoots Fooling the Old Fox
Infertility has been a hot topic since ancient times, and various methods emerge in endlessly.
When Lin Xiaozhu searched, many related results appeared.
"Men are weak, eating these things can make up for it!"
"Why are men weak?"
"I've checked my body and it's fine, what should I do if my husband refuses to go to the hospital for a check-up?"
Lin Xiaozhu's pupils trembled, and the hand holding the phone tightened suddenly.
He almost forgot that a man's self-esteem is very strong.Although Lao Gong usually looks very gentle, but he has dominated the market for so long, how could he really lose his temper?He just hides his strong side.
How to persuade Lao Gong?
Lin Xiaozhu was very entangled. While looking at the remedial measures, he was thinking about countermeasures.
It is estimated that there is no way to persuade, so it can only be cheated.
Lin Xiaozhu's ears turned red in an instant, and she was very embarrassed.After all, he has lived so long that he has never told a lie.
"Xiaozhu, you also saw it in the end. Don't bother your old Gong, I will send you back to the company."
Lin Xiaozhu clenched her phone tightly and forced a smile: "Brother Liu, is there a pharmacy near you? I want to buy some vitamins."
It is said that vitamin E supplementation is a good way on the Internet.
"It's downstairs. I'll take you there, come." Liu Feng turned off the computer and opened the door.
Because Lin Xiaozhu is not popular yet, few people know him when he walks on the street.Therefore, he did not wear a mask at all.
The little sister in the pharmacy saw Lin Xiaozhu, her eyes lit up.
"Handsome, what medicine are you looking for?"
"I want to buy vitamins." Lin Xiaozhu clutched his clothes embarrassingly, his eyes wandering.
The shopping guide lady was about to be spoiled by cuteness, she clutched her little heart and led Lin Xiaozhu the way.
"The vitamins are here. Our best seller is this one..."
Lin Xiaozhu's eyes flashed, and he picked out a bottle of vitamin E and a bottle of vitamin C.
Both of them look very similar, both of which are yellow capsules.
Lin Xiaozhu paid the money and went back upstairs.He poured out all the vitamin C and then the vitamin E.
"What are you doing?" Liu Feng was a little puzzled.
Lin Xiaozhu smiled slightly: "I just checked the weak and fine treatment methods, and I heard that eating more vitamin E will be effective."
Liu Feng: "..."
Suddenly, she sympathized with Xiaozhu's rich husband.
Xiaozhu, wake up.You are not pregnant because you are a man, not because you are always bad at attacking!
"Xiaozhu, don't tell other people about these things. Do you know?" Liu Feng said earnestly, "Also, I suggest you search the Internet for the differences between male and female bodies. You may gain something else."
"Oh." Lin Xiaozhu wrote it down silently.
However, Liu Feng's reminder is destined to be useless.After all, Lin Xiaozhu is a goblin, not a human being, and his body structure and physical signs have nothing to do with him.
---
Afterwards, Lin Xiaozhu returned to the company by car.
The progress of the other 11 people was left behind by Lin Xiaozhu by a large margin. They raced against time to make songs, and too much energy was focused on Lin Xiaozhu.
Lin Xiaozhu's going out was not discovered.
At night, Lin Xiaozhu finally returned home.
Feng Jingbo filled Lin Xiaozhu with a bowl of soup and handed it to him.
"Xiaozhu, why did you come back so late today? Is the song not going well?"
Lin Xiaozhu was so frightened that the spoon dropped directly, and it made a "clang" sound when it fell into the bowl.
Feng Jingbo's expression turned cold: "What happened?"
In fact, song production itself is a kind of metaphysics. Occasionally, when inspiration comes, I need to modify it, and time passes without knowing it.He just asked casually, looking for a topic to chat with Xiaozhu.
"It's okay." Lin Xiaozhu's eyes flickered, and he avoided talking.
"Let's eat." Feng Jingbo smiled slightly, and started eating on his own, as if he didn't intend to delve into it.
Lin Xiaozhu secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and buried his head in his meal.
How did he know that Feng Jingbo had become suspicious and wanted to find out.
Feng Jingbo pursed his lips, calmly took out a tissue, and wiped Lin Xiaozhu's mouth.
Who is so sacred that Xiaozhu has been wronged, dare not say?
After eating, Lin Xiaozhu took out a bottle of vitamins from his backpack.
"Old Gong, my manager complained about me today. He said that I don't eat much fruit and I don't have enough vitamins. He bought vitamins for me and asked me to supplement more."
Lin Xiaozhu frowned slightly: "But, this capsule doesn't look good, so I still don't want to eat it. But if I eat fruit instead, I have to eat a lot."
Lin Xiaozhu flattened her mouth, feeling wronged into a ball.
It's not that Lin Xiaozhu's acting skills have exploded, he really doesn't want to take this kind of untasty tonic.
"Xiaozhu, you can take it as a tonic. The taste shouldn't be bad, right?" Feng Jingbo said tentatively.
Lin Xiaozhu looked bitterly: "Obviously Lao Gong doesn't eat much fruit, so why am I the only one eating it? I'm not happy."
"Then Lao Gong will eat with you?"
Feng Jingbo pulled him into his arms and coaxed him in a gentle voice.
Lin Xiaozhu was too naive and easy to deceive in the past, which caused Feng Jingbo to take no precautions against him.
Also, vitamin C isn't exactly delicious candy.It is normal for Xiaozhu not to want to take medicine, after all, it is human nature to hate taking medicine.
Because of guilty conscience, Lin Xiaozhu pulled a pillow and lay down on the sofa, not daring to look at Feng Jingbo.
However, his guilty conscience, in Feng Jingbo's eyes, became an escape from taking medicine.
Feng Jingbo picked up the vitamin bottle on the table and twisted it: "Well, has it been opened?"
Lin Xiaozhu panicked, quick to wit: "Yes. The manager wanted me to eat it, but I thought it smelled weird, so I said I would eat it later, and ran away with the bottle."
"Hehe. You are like a child, afraid of taking medicine." Feng Jingbo poured two vitamins into his hand.
Lin Xiaozhu said confidently: "Many of you adults are also afraid of taking medicine, why can't I be afraid."
He remembered the time he went to have a gastric lavage, and the pills he took... He really wanted to go to heaven!
"I'll eat one, and you'll eat one too. Lao Gong shared weal and woe with you, so you can save face, okay?" Feng Jingbo coaxed him softly.
Lin Xiaozhu blinked: "You eat one first."
"Okay." Feng Jingbo put the capsule into his mouth, and ate it with warm water.
"Is it unpalatable?" Lin Xiaozhu's mind was full of the shadow of taking medicine in the past, and he was a little scared.
What kind of rubbish idea he thought, although Lao Gong succeeded in eating it, he also took it himself.
"It's okay. It's not delicious, but it's not bad. Here, one of yours."
Lin Xiaozhu frowned and struggled for a while, but still bit the bullet and ate.
Hmm... It's not as bad as I imagined, it's okay.It seems that the plan to accompany Lao Gong to take vitamin E in the future is not as bitter as I imagined.
After taking the tonic, Feng Jingbo urged Lin Xiaozhu to take a bath and sleep.
After all, Lin Xiaozhu came back late today, and after eating, he had to make a fuss for a while, so there was not much time left.
Lin Xiaozhu's mouth turned up unconsciously because of the success of his scheme, and he was about to laugh.As soon as he heard that he was going to take a bath, he ran out in a hurry.
If he stayed where he was, he would be exposed.He is really bad at lying, once he succeeds, his fox tail will be exposed.He will continue to play tricks on Lao Gong in the future, how could he reveal his secrets so quickly?
"The medicine is not bitter, so why should I be so happy?" Feng Jingbo laughed.
It seems that the last time he went to the hospital and took medicine to rest, left a big shadow on Xiaozhu.
How did Feng Jingbo know that he was deceived by the most harmless and innocent looking bamboo shoots!
---
Lin Xiaozhu took a very long bath today, but in fact he had finished it long ago.
It's just that he couldn't stop giggling, so he didn't dare to go out.He simply soaked himself in the big bathtub, secretly having fun.He didn't dare to come out until the music was over.
Lao Gong was so smart, he became smarter after following Lao Gong.He thought about what punishment he would face if he was exposed by Lao Gong.Now, he can finally breathe a sigh of relief.
Lin Xiaozhu changed into bamboo shoot pajamas, lay on the bed, and waited for Feng Jingbo to arrive.
After Feng Jingbo finished washing, he lay directly beside Lin Xiaozhu.He seems to be relaxed, but his muscles are actually tense, and his spirit is always in a state of tension.
Sure enough, Lin Xiaozhu took out his mobile phone and opened the familiar video screen.
Feng Jingbo's eyes darkened, and he couldn't express the pain in his heart.
After taking a hot shower, it's time to go in and take a cold shower.This taste is sour and refreshing!
Feng Jingbo coughed and struggled a bit: "Xiaozhu, it's getting late now. You'd better go to bed early, these things are not in a hurry next time."
Lin Xiaozhu smiled slightly, and replied sweetly: "Okay."
Lao Gong often rejected him, more recently than when he was newly married.He used to think that Lao Gong was very considerate to him, and worried that he didn't get enough sleep.
But now it seems that there is a second reason: Lao Gong is probably unable to do what he wants.
Lin Xiaozhu turned off the bedside lamp: "Old Gong, good night."
It seems that in the future, he should do less and make up for Lao Gong more.Now the number of times that Lao Gong has sex with him is much less than when he was newly married. It is all because he is ignorant and squeezed Lao Gong dry.
The "drained" Feng Jingbo had no idea what was in his little bamboo shoot's head. He was still thinking about how to continue chasing people, how to confess his love at the birthday party...
----
Ever since Lin Xiaozhu knew that his old man had weak sperm, Lin Xiaozhu changed his previous style and seldom dragged Feng Jingbo to watch pornographic movies.
Feng Jingbo felt that the problem was getting bigger and bigger, and began to investigate what happened to Lin Xiaozhu recently.
"The young lady will either practice dancing or go home to rest. The only exception is that three days ago, he got in the agent's car and went to the agent's house, and the two of them went downstairs to buy vitamins. Nothing special things."
Feng Jingbo couldn't help wondering.
What happened to Xiaozhu?
"Wait, you said he was practicing dancing?"
"Yes. Because Mrs. Young has no foundation in dance, this is his weakest part. He originally didn't plan to record the dance MV, but then someone from the production team said something, which made him change his mind."
Feng Jingbo understood.
Xiaozhu said that this song was written by him.Such passionate songs naturally have to be matched by hot dances.Xiaozhu probably gritted his teeth and accepted the task of dancing in order to create the best work.
Xiaozhu never told him about this matter, maybe she wanted to surprise him.
Feng Jingbo felt warm, and unconsciously rubbed his hands on the photo frame.
On the bedside table in the bedroom was a photo of the two of them when they got married. Xiaozhu smiled so sweetly...he couldn't let go in his life.
---
On the other side, Lin Xiaozhu also worried about improving the quality of Feng Jingbo's sperm.
"The second way is to add fructose..."
Lin Xiaozhu walked to the fruit stand near the company, stood on the pile of apples and money, and carefully selected them.
emmm... How can I trick my husband into eating an apple this time?Headache.
The author has something to say: Lin Xiaozhu: "I'm sorry, Lao Gong, it's all my fault that I didn't control myself and squeezed you dry."
Feng Jingbo: "..." He wants to squeeze the bamboo shoots dry!
When Lin Xiaozhu searched, many related results appeared.
"Men are weak, eating these things can make up for it!"
"Why are men weak?"
"I've checked my body and it's fine, what should I do if my husband refuses to go to the hospital for a check-up?"
Lin Xiaozhu's pupils trembled, and the hand holding the phone tightened suddenly.
He almost forgot that a man's self-esteem is very strong.Although Lao Gong usually looks very gentle, but he has dominated the market for so long, how could he really lose his temper?He just hides his strong side.
How to persuade Lao Gong?
Lin Xiaozhu was very entangled. While looking at the remedial measures, he was thinking about countermeasures.
It is estimated that there is no way to persuade, so it can only be cheated.
Lin Xiaozhu's ears turned red in an instant, and she was very embarrassed.After all, he has lived so long that he has never told a lie.
"Xiaozhu, you also saw it in the end. Don't bother your old Gong, I will send you back to the company."
Lin Xiaozhu clenched her phone tightly and forced a smile: "Brother Liu, is there a pharmacy near you? I want to buy some vitamins."
It is said that vitamin E supplementation is a good way on the Internet.
"It's downstairs. I'll take you there, come." Liu Feng turned off the computer and opened the door.
Because Lin Xiaozhu is not popular yet, few people know him when he walks on the street.Therefore, he did not wear a mask at all.
The little sister in the pharmacy saw Lin Xiaozhu, her eyes lit up.
"Handsome, what medicine are you looking for?"
"I want to buy vitamins." Lin Xiaozhu clutched his clothes embarrassingly, his eyes wandering.
The shopping guide lady was about to be spoiled by cuteness, she clutched her little heart and led Lin Xiaozhu the way.
"The vitamins are here. Our best seller is this one..."
Lin Xiaozhu's eyes flashed, and he picked out a bottle of vitamin E and a bottle of vitamin C.
Both of them look very similar, both of which are yellow capsules.
Lin Xiaozhu paid the money and went back upstairs.He poured out all the vitamin C and then the vitamin E.
"What are you doing?" Liu Feng was a little puzzled.
Lin Xiaozhu smiled slightly: "I just checked the weak and fine treatment methods, and I heard that eating more vitamin E will be effective."
Liu Feng: "..."
Suddenly, she sympathized with Xiaozhu's rich husband.
Xiaozhu, wake up.You are not pregnant because you are a man, not because you are always bad at attacking!
"Xiaozhu, don't tell other people about these things. Do you know?" Liu Feng said earnestly, "Also, I suggest you search the Internet for the differences between male and female bodies. You may gain something else."
"Oh." Lin Xiaozhu wrote it down silently.
However, Liu Feng's reminder is destined to be useless.After all, Lin Xiaozhu is a goblin, not a human being, and his body structure and physical signs have nothing to do with him.
---
Afterwards, Lin Xiaozhu returned to the company by car.
The progress of the other 11 people was left behind by Lin Xiaozhu by a large margin. They raced against time to make songs, and too much energy was focused on Lin Xiaozhu.
Lin Xiaozhu's going out was not discovered.
At night, Lin Xiaozhu finally returned home.
Feng Jingbo filled Lin Xiaozhu with a bowl of soup and handed it to him.
"Xiaozhu, why did you come back so late today? Is the song not going well?"
Lin Xiaozhu was so frightened that the spoon dropped directly, and it made a "clang" sound when it fell into the bowl.
Feng Jingbo's expression turned cold: "What happened?"
In fact, song production itself is a kind of metaphysics. Occasionally, when inspiration comes, I need to modify it, and time passes without knowing it.He just asked casually, looking for a topic to chat with Xiaozhu.
"It's okay." Lin Xiaozhu's eyes flickered, and he avoided talking.
"Let's eat." Feng Jingbo smiled slightly, and started eating on his own, as if he didn't intend to delve into it.
Lin Xiaozhu secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and buried his head in his meal.
How did he know that Feng Jingbo had become suspicious and wanted to find out.
Feng Jingbo pursed his lips, calmly took out a tissue, and wiped Lin Xiaozhu's mouth.
Who is so sacred that Xiaozhu has been wronged, dare not say?
After eating, Lin Xiaozhu took out a bottle of vitamins from his backpack.
"Old Gong, my manager complained about me today. He said that I don't eat much fruit and I don't have enough vitamins. He bought vitamins for me and asked me to supplement more."
Lin Xiaozhu frowned slightly: "But, this capsule doesn't look good, so I still don't want to eat it. But if I eat fruit instead, I have to eat a lot."
Lin Xiaozhu flattened her mouth, feeling wronged into a ball.
It's not that Lin Xiaozhu's acting skills have exploded, he really doesn't want to take this kind of untasty tonic.
"Xiaozhu, you can take it as a tonic. The taste shouldn't be bad, right?" Feng Jingbo said tentatively.
Lin Xiaozhu looked bitterly: "Obviously Lao Gong doesn't eat much fruit, so why am I the only one eating it? I'm not happy."
"Then Lao Gong will eat with you?"
Feng Jingbo pulled him into his arms and coaxed him in a gentle voice.
Lin Xiaozhu was too naive and easy to deceive in the past, which caused Feng Jingbo to take no precautions against him.
Also, vitamin C isn't exactly delicious candy.It is normal for Xiaozhu not to want to take medicine, after all, it is human nature to hate taking medicine.
Because of guilty conscience, Lin Xiaozhu pulled a pillow and lay down on the sofa, not daring to look at Feng Jingbo.
However, his guilty conscience, in Feng Jingbo's eyes, became an escape from taking medicine.
Feng Jingbo picked up the vitamin bottle on the table and twisted it: "Well, has it been opened?"
Lin Xiaozhu panicked, quick to wit: "Yes. The manager wanted me to eat it, but I thought it smelled weird, so I said I would eat it later, and ran away with the bottle."
"Hehe. You are like a child, afraid of taking medicine." Feng Jingbo poured two vitamins into his hand.
Lin Xiaozhu said confidently: "Many of you adults are also afraid of taking medicine, why can't I be afraid."
He remembered the time he went to have a gastric lavage, and the pills he took... He really wanted to go to heaven!
"I'll eat one, and you'll eat one too. Lao Gong shared weal and woe with you, so you can save face, okay?" Feng Jingbo coaxed him softly.
Lin Xiaozhu blinked: "You eat one first."
"Okay." Feng Jingbo put the capsule into his mouth, and ate it with warm water.
"Is it unpalatable?" Lin Xiaozhu's mind was full of the shadow of taking medicine in the past, and he was a little scared.
What kind of rubbish idea he thought, although Lao Gong succeeded in eating it, he also took it himself.
"It's okay. It's not delicious, but it's not bad. Here, one of yours."
Lin Xiaozhu frowned and struggled for a while, but still bit the bullet and ate.
Hmm... It's not as bad as I imagined, it's okay.It seems that the plan to accompany Lao Gong to take vitamin E in the future is not as bitter as I imagined.
After taking the tonic, Feng Jingbo urged Lin Xiaozhu to take a bath and sleep.
After all, Lin Xiaozhu came back late today, and after eating, he had to make a fuss for a while, so there was not much time left.
Lin Xiaozhu's mouth turned up unconsciously because of the success of his scheme, and he was about to laugh.As soon as he heard that he was going to take a bath, he ran out in a hurry.
If he stayed where he was, he would be exposed.He is really bad at lying, once he succeeds, his fox tail will be exposed.He will continue to play tricks on Lao Gong in the future, how could he reveal his secrets so quickly?
"The medicine is not bitter, so why should I be so happy?" Feng Jingbo laughed.
It seems that the last time he went to the hospital and took medicine to rest, left a big shadow on Xiaozhu.
How did Feng Jingbo know that he was deceived by the most harmless and innocent looking bamboo shoots!
---
Lin Xiaozhu took a very long bath today, but in fact he had finished it long ago.
It's just that he couldn't stop giggling, so he didn't dare to go out.He simply soaked himself in the big bathtub, secretly having fun.He didn't dare to come out until the music was over.
Lao Gong was so smart, he became smarter after following Lao Gong.He thought about what punishment he would face if he was exposed by Lao Gong.Now, he can finally breathe a sigh of relief.
Lin Xiaozhu changed into bamboo shoot pajamas, lay on the bed, and waited for Feng Jingbo to arrive.
After Feng Jingbo finished washing, he lay directly beside Lin Xiaozhu.He seems to be relaxed, but his muscles are actually tense, and his spirit is always in a state of tension.
Sure enough, Lin Xiaozhu took out his mobile phone and opened the familiar video screen.
Feng Jingbo's eyes darkened, and he couldn't express the pain in his heart.
After taking a hot shower, it's time to go in and take a cold shower.This taste is sour and refreshing!
Feng Jingbo coughed and struggled a bit: "Xiaozhu, it's getting late now. You'd better go to bed early, these things are not in a hurry next time."
Lin Xiaozhu smiled slightly, and replied sweetly: "Okay."
Lao Gong often rejected him, more recently than when he was newly married.He used to think that Lao Gong was very considerate to him, and worried that he didn't get enough sleep.
But now it seems that there is a second reason: Lao Gong is probably unable to do what he wants.
Lin Xiaozhu turned off the bedside lamp: "Old Gong, good night."
It seems that in the future, he should do less and make up for Lao Gong more.Now the number of times that Lao Gong has sex with him is much less than when he was newly married. It is all because he is ignorant and squeezed Lao Gong dry.
The "drained" Feng Jingbo had no idea what was in his little bamboo shoot's head. He was still thinking about how to continue chasing people, how to confess his love at the birthday party...
----
Ever since Lin Xiaozhu knew that his old man had weak sperm, Lin Xiaozhu changed his previous style and seldom dragged Feng Jingbo to watch pornographic movies.
Feng Jingbo felt that the problem was getting bigger and bigger, and began to investigate what happened to Lin Xiaozhu recently.
"The young lady will either practice dancing or go home to rest. The only exception is that three days ago, he got in the agent's car and went to the agent's house, and the two of them went downstairs to buy vitamins. Nothing special things."
Feng Jingbo couldn't help wondering.
What happened to Xiaozhu?
"Wait, you said he was practicing dancing?"
"Yes. Because Mrs. Young has no foundation in dance, this is his weakest part. He originally didn't plan to record the dance MV, but then someone from the production team said something, which made him change his mind."
Feng Jingbo understood.
Xiaozhu said that this song was written by him.Such passionate songs naturally have to be matched by hot dances.Xiaozhu probably gritted his teeth and accepted the task of dancing in order to create the best work.
Xiaozhu never told him about this matter, maybe she wanted to surprise him.
Feng Jingbo felt warm, and unconsciously rubbed his hands on the photo frame.
On the bedside table in the bedroom was a photo of the two of them when they got married. Xiaozhu smiled so sweetly...he couldn't let go in his life.
---
On the other side, Lin Xiaozhu also worried about improving the quality of Feng Jingbo's sperm.
"The second way is to add fructose..."
Lin Xiaozhu walked to the fruit stand near the company, stood on the pile of apples and money, and carefully selected them.
emmm... How can I trick my husband into eating an apple this time?Headache.
The author has something to say: Lin Xiaozhu: "I'm sorry, Lao Gong, it's all my fault that I didn't control myself and squeezed you dry."
Feng Jingbo: "..." He wants to squeeze the bamboo shoots dry!
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