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In Chen Xi's memory, when did the Jade Emperor show others in such an image?The strong contrast made his mouth dry and his heart beat faster. He just looked at it stupidly until the Jade Emperor walked up to him, as if he had been burned, and hurriedly carried it back.

"Your Majesty, please forgive me for my lack of manners!"

He heard the sound of water behind him, and the Jade Emperor got up from the spring pool, followed by the sound of cloth rubbing against each other.

"nervous?"

A very textured bass came from the ear, and the hot and humid breath went straight into the ear.

"Why don't you speak?"

Chen Xi's heart is broken, he is a virgin who has lived for 26 years, how can he resist the teasing of such a man?So don't pay attention to why he doesn't speak at this time, okay, because he really can't say anything!He felt that he was covered in the shadow, and then his waist was tightly bound, and he slammed into the broad and hot chest.

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, you can't do this." He finally found his voice and hurriedly refused, but no matter how hard he struggled, he couldn't shake the arm around his waist.

The Jade Emperor stuck behind him, holding his waist with one hand, pinching his chin with the other, forcing him to raise his head, "Don't you like it?"

Chen Xi felt wronged, how could he not be willing, but the Jade Emperor has someone.

The Jade Emperor saw that his eyes were full of water vapor, he relaxed his hand, and frowned slightly, "You don't like me?"

Chen Xi quickly shook his head. He knew that if he didn't explain this matter clearly, there might be nothing he could do today, so he told him what Empress Shiji had told him.

"Xiaoxian really admires His Majesty, but Xiaoxian also has principles and is unwilling to be a third party who is spurned by others. So..."

"third party?"

"Correct."

The Jade Emperor held his shoulders and turned him to himself, "Do you think I love someone else?"

Chen Xi nodded silently.

The Jade Emperor looked at him, his body trembled slightly, and then he laughed out loud.

Chen Xi was flustered by his laughter, "Your Majesty, you are..."

The Jade Emperor stopped laughing, pinched his ear, and slowly moved closer to his ear, "I won't play charades with you, the person on the marriage book is you."

Chen Xi's eyes widened, and his heart seemed to be about to pop out of his throat.

The person in the marriage book turned out to be himself? !Not anyone else!

"What you said is true?"

"real."

"Really?"

"Really true."

Chen Xi was so happy that he turned around in circles, only to realize that he was so stupid after turning around, so he quickly stood still, "Your Majesty, forgive me, this humble minister is presumptuous."

The Jade Emperor looked down at him, "My name is Haotian."

"what?"

"You can call me by my name in the future."

"Not so good." Chen Xixin said, if he called Jade Emperor Haotian in public, wouldn't he be punished by other immortals for treason?

"Since the two are in love, it is reasonable to call each other by their first names."

Chen Xi was still too embarrassed to call out.

The Jade Emperor didn't make things difficult for him, "Is there still a problem?"

Chen Xi asked cheekily: "Then can you tell me why you like Weichen?"

Jade Emperor held out his hand.

Chen Xi didn't understand what this meant.

The Jade Emperor shook his head helplessly, held Chen Xi's hand, and led him to a certain direction, "Probably because you are stupid."

After knowing that the person Jade Emperor likes is him, Chen Xi is more open-minded, as if he has regained the freedom of talking about everything when facing the little fairy boy.He talked with the Jade Emperor at night by candlelight, and in the end he was really sleepy, so he slept directly on the Jade Emperor's couch.

When I woke up the next day, the sun was already high.

He was alone in the room.

He hurriedly pulled his face to confirm that he was not dreaming, and quickly put on his shoes and went out.

The Jade Emperor was reviewing the memorial when he came out and asked, "Did you sleep well?"

"Would you like to hear the truth or the lie."

"What about the truth, and what about the lie?"

Chen Xi stood opposite the desk, "It's a lie, just like what Weichen said a few days ago, when you wake up, you will feel comfortable."

"What about the truth?"

Chen Xi immediately pinched his neck and beat his waist, with an exaggerated expression, "Oh, it hurts me to death, the bed board is so hard."

The Jade Emperor laughed out loud, "Only you dare to be so presumptuous."

Chen Xi didn't play tricks anymore, he was quite embarrassed, he saw a series of unread messages on the Jade Emperor's mobile phone screen, so he said: "Then, that humble minister has retired, you should be busy first."

The Jade Emperor glanced to the side, and Chen Xi noticed that there was an extra chair in the study.

"If you're not busy, stay here with me for a while."

Chen Xixin said that it is good to be brave, today is the first day for them to express their hearts to each other, and they should take good care of each other.

Backfired.

As soon as he sat down, Taibai Jinxing called him.

Taibai Jinxing must have something important to look for him, Chen Xi didn't dare to delay, told Jade Emperor, and ran out to answer the phone.

【Oh, Immortal Chen, why aren't you in Feilai Garden so early in the morning?What business is so busy? 】

Chen Xi glanced at the study room, laughed twice, 【Daxian, what's the matter? 】

Taibai Jinxing said: [The circle of friends is in trouble, you don't know? 】

[Sorry, Xiaoxian hasn't had time to look at Moments yet. 】

Taibai Jinxing explained the ins and outs of the matter.

It turned out that not long after Century Xianyuan went online, there was a user with a vest called "marginal" who often vented negative emotions on it, and the content was not much, just two sentences over and over again:

[This world is unfair to me! 】

[What's the point of living in this world? ! 】

At first, the players who received these messages didn't take it to heart, they just thought it was someone who sent it by mistake.

But the problem is that "Edge" would post these two sentences every day. Now that Century Xianyuan has been online for two months, he has posted it for more than 50 consecutive days without missing a single day.

Taibai Jinxing said: 【At first everyone thought this was an example. In the early morning of this morning, the Holy Mother of the Golden Light intercepted the message sent by "Edge" and put it in Moments. I want this person called "Edge" to stop sending her such messages. .All the immortals commented below, only to find out that all the users of Century Xianyuan had received this kind of news. 】

Chen Xi doesn't play Century Xianyuan very much, but he has some impressions of this user named "Edge", because he has received similar messages.

[Nowadays, the circle of friends is full of enthusiasm, and everyone is clamoring to find out that person.Hey, Chen Xianren, what do you think is going on with this man?Today's life is not a thousand times better than half a year ago, how can he still feel unbalanced? 】

Ask Chen Xi about this, he doesn't know either.

Taibai Jinxing continued: [Century Xianyuan is a platform for you to communicate freely, not a place to spread such negative emotions.Chen Xianren, the old man thought, deal with it quickly before the incident becomes serious, so we can't get it under His Majesty's nose, can we? 】

Chen Xi felt the same way, His Majesty had already worked hard enough to take care of everything, and he didn't want these trivial matters to distract him.

So he said: [Well, after Xiaoxian confirms the user's information, communicate with him again.See if it can be resolved.If it can't be solved, turn off his permission to use Century Xianyuan. 】

Taibai Jinxing said: [Then trouble Chen Xianren. 】

The phone cuts off.

Chen Xi went back to the study and told Jade Emperor that he was going out to do some business.

The Jade Emperor glanced at the empty chair next to him inexplicably.

Chen Xi hurriedly promised, "Weichen acts very quickly, and will come back as soon as the matter is resolved."

Jade Emperor still did not speak.

Chen Xi looked at him in embarrassment, and after a while, said in a low voice: "I really have something to do."

"..."

"His Majesty?"

"..."

"Haotian?"

The Jade Emperor raised his eyebrows and nodded reservedly, "I couldn't drink monkey wine with you that day, so you can go buy some more and taste it together in the evening."

Seeing that he agreed, Chen Xi immediately said happily: "I dare not say anything else, I know the seller of the monkey wine very well, so I will definitely be able to buy it!"

Chen Xi booked the ticket, stepped out of the study in a hurry, and saw Taishang Laojun standing by the door in a daze, and he didn't know how long he had been standing there.

Taishang Laojun was full of awe.

Chen Xi suddenly remembered what he called the Jade Emperor just now, his face turned pale, and he hurried away without saying a word.

Walking out of the small courtyard, the heat on his face gradually receded.

Chen Xi entered the management background of Century Xianyuan, inquired about the real identity of "Edge", and couldn't help being stunned when he saw the information displayed on the screen.

How could it be Wu Gang?

Among the many immortals that Chen Xi came into contact with, Wu Gang was considered to be the one who had no sense of existence.He has a gloomy personality and few words.But his nature is still kind. For example, he once helped Yutu collect energy points to buy mobile phones.

So Chen Xi never thought that such anti-social and anti-immortal words would be uttered by Wu Gang.He felt that it was necessary to go to the Moon Palace and have a nice talk with Wu Gang.

Not long after, Chen Xi arrived at the Moon Palace.

Chang'e and Jade Rabbit sat back to back on the laurel tree stump, concentrating on playing games. When they noticed Chen Xi coming, Chang'e didn't even give him a look, but Jade Rabbit greeted him with its long, holed ears.

Chen Xi smiled at Yutu, then walked towards Wu Gang.

Wu Gang was curled up among the rubble, unkempt, holding his mobile phone, writing something on the screen with his fingers.

Chen Xi stood about three meters away from Wu Gang.

"Daxian, long time no see."

Wu Gang glanced at him from his disheveled hair, quickly put away his phone, turned over, and turned his back to Chen Xi, from his hair to the tips of his toes exuded a gloomy aura of refusal to communicate.

Chen Xi tried hard to find an entry point, "Daxian, is the mobile phone convenient to use?"

Wu Gang didn't speak.

"Is there anything that needs improvement?"

Wu Gang still didn't speak.

Tsk.Chen Xi was a little worried. If things went on like this, he might not be able to find out the crux of Wu Gang's cynicism.

He looked at the ax on the ground, and remembered that Wu Gang had pinned the ax to his waist the last time he came here. Perhaps he still couldn't let go of the job of cutting down trees?So, he asked tentatively, "Daxian, you haven't cut down trees for a long time, right?"

He noticed that Wu Gang's hand moved.

Chen Xi continued to ask, "Do you still want to continue cutting down trees?"

I don’t know why these words stimulated Wu Gang. He jumped up and shouted in shame and indignation: “I’ve been punished for so long, isn’t it enough?! You still want me to continue cutting down trees?! This Why is the world so unfair to me?! Ao Bing can become a game expert, the Dragon King of the East China Sea can become a specially-appointed lecturer, squid essence can become the god of waltz, clam essence can become a gold seller, and even Taishang Laojun and Big Dipper have become A new generation of Internet celebrities... Everyone can shine in the field they like, why am I trapped here to cut down trees?! The laurel tree was shot bald by Hou Yi ten thousand years ago, why do you still think I am It should be cut cough cough cough..."

What followed was a piercing cough.

Since he was sent to the Moon Palace, it was the first time for Wu Gang to speak so many words in one breath, and his breath was unavoidable.

Chen Xi was thoughtful.

Doesn't Wu Gang's ability to say these words show that he is unwilling to be content with the status quo, and hopes to achieve self-realization and be recognized by society?

However, it is impossible for Wu Gang to leave the Moon Palace.

So, as long as he finds Wu Gang a job that can be carried out in the Moon Palace and is recognized by everyone, wouldn't it be fine?He quietly looked at the strong style of the Moon Palace, and then looked at the strangely painted Chang'e and Jade Rabbit, and suddenly had an idea.

The underworld, the four seas, the demon realm, and even the immortals in the heavens are all confined to one corner all the year round, and rarely go to other realms.

Why doesn't he create a travel app and package the Moon Palace as a famous tourist attraction in the heavenly world? Isn't Wu Gang just right to be a tour guide? !