I promote informatization in heaven

Huangquan Road.

The mist is misty and the wind is blowing.

The long-browed old man followed behind Guicha dejectedly, mourning at three steps and sighing at five steps, which was quite rhythmic.

The ghost is happy.

"It's all down, so sad, what unfulfilled wish?"

The old Taoist with long eyebrows arched his hands.

"The official may already know. I am Liu Changgeng of Baiyun Temple, known as Taoist Changmei."

"Yeah. I know."

"I'm not afraid of your jokes. I'm quite talented in my practice. My greatest wish in this life is to build a foundation. However, there is a lack of spiritual energy in the world, and there are many confusions in the Taoist classics. I spent my life and took many detours. Seeing I was about to fulfill my long-cherished wish, but I never expected..."

"What?"

"Your life is over, and all your previous work has been wasted. Hey!"

Of course, there are still some things that the old man with long eyebrows is too embarrassed to say.The second reason why he practiced desperately was to compare with that junior brother whose eyes were higher than the top.

The ghost messenger probably understands that this is a cultivator, but he doesn't understand, "What is there to regret about dying?"

The old man with long eyebrows said: "It took me 200 years and I was about to reach my goal, but my path was cut off because of a cerebral hemorrhage. Isn't it regrettable?"

The ghost guard looked him up and down, "Look at your golden merits and virtues, you must have done a lot of good things during your lifetime."

The elder Changmei said righteously: "It is my duty to fight crimes and build a harmonious society together."

Gui almost nodded, "Being a good person, everything is easy to talk about. Later, if you use the golden light of merit to change your mobile phone, are you afraid you won't be able to practice?"

???

The old man with long eyebrows couldn't react.

I was still talking about life and ideals just now, why did I suddenly switch to my phone?

The underworld has something to do with mobile phones?

Probably ghosts don't want to continue with the topic of "ideal life".After all, ghosts have been dead for tens of thousands of years, so where is there any ideal in life?

So he changed the subject again, "Guan Ye, how long will it take to wait for reincarnation?"

The ghost messenger replied: "A few hundred thousand years."

The old man with long eyebrows was astonished: "So long?"

The ghost guard glanced at him, "What are you in a hurry for? Those who came down 30 years ago haven't been ranked yet."

The old man with long eyebrows instantly turned pale.

He originally thought that the life expectancy of mortals has generally increased to 150 years due to technological advancement.

His younger brother is only 100 years old. Practitioners usually live a long life, and it is not difficult to survive to 200 years old.If he could be reincarnated earlier, he might be able to compete with the elderly junior.

But now, he has to wait in the underworld for 30 years!

30 years!

I'm afraid that all the junior and junior masters have come down, but he hasn't gone up yet.

After being sad for a while, the old Taoist with long eyebrows asked: "Do you know where I am waiting to be reincarnated?"

Ghost messenger: "Second hall."

The old man with long eyebrows shuddered when he heard it.

As a cultivator, he naturally knows the division of labor in the ten halls of the underworld.

The second hall of the underworld, also known as the Boyiting Ice Hell, has sixteen small hells under its jurisdiction. All evil spirits who commit crimes of wounding, killing, rape and robbers in the world will be sent here to be tortured.

In short, not a place for good ghosts!

So the current situation is that not only can he not be reincarnated to PK again, but he will also be thrown into the second palace to be punished?

Just thinking of the small hells such as excrement, urine, hunger, pus and blood in the second hall, the old Taoist with long eyebrows stuttered.

"I, I, I, I did so many good deeds during my lifetime, why did I go to the second hall?"

Ghost messenger: "Go and enjoy the blessing."

The old man with long eyebrows was dim-eyed, as if he was about to suffer another cerebral hemorrhage.

Enjoy?

Go to the stripping pavilion to enjoy the ice hell?

The ghost messenger must be taunting him!

Could it be that he did something wrong before he was alive and didn't know it? ?

Or maybe he didn't have the money to dredge, so he was put on little shoes?

How can this be good?

I have to think of a way.

The old Taoist with long eyebrows followed the ghost messenger across the Wangchuan River in a daze, and then wandered around the ghost judgment hall in the first hall in a daze. He didn't even notice what the ghost judgment hall looked like, so he was sent to the second hall.

In the mortal world, the old Taoist Changmei is a master of subduing demons and demons, and is quite respected.

But in the underworld, all achievements in the mortal world are reset to zero.He is a little ghost with no power to restrain a chicken, how can he stay with those vicious ghosts?

It will be eaten alive!

The more he thought about it, the more terrifying he felt, when he was about to enter the boundary of the second hall, he grabbed the ghost guard's sleeve and stuffed a jade pendant.

The ghost messenger refused, "What are you doing?"

The old Taoist with long eyebrows pleaded: "My lord, this is the only valuable thing on my body. I give it to you as a filial piety. Please clear it up. Let me go to the first hall."

The ghost messenger understands what he means, is he worried about suffering in the second hall?

Ha ha, I really worry too much.

The second hall was the first to undergo informatization transformation, and established a film and television shooting base. It was also selected as one of the eight major tourist attractions in the heavens. The ghosts of the other nine halls wanted to go there.

He is very confident about the Second Hall.

So, the ghost messenger said very seriously: "The second hall is very good, I promise, after you go, you don't even want to reincarnate."

The old man with long eyebrows smiled wryly.

It's not that I don't want to be reincarnated after going to the Second Hall, but that I have no chance to be reincarnated at all!

Your irony is very slippery.

The hip-hop ghost squatting at the entrance heard their conversation, and stepped forward cheekily, "Master, do you want to go to the first hall?"

The old man with long eyebrows looked at him and nodded.

The hip-hop ghost rubbed his hands, "Swap the tune with me! I belong to the same hall!"

"would you like?"

"Yes yes yes!"

The old Taoist with long eyebrows stretched his eyebrows.

The ghost messenger returned the jade pendant to the old Taoist with long eyebrows, and gave the ghost a warning look.

"There are regulations in the underworld. You can't change the hell you belong to without authorization. If you want to change, you have to wait until I bring the ghost to the Palace of Hades to report, and then you can apply to King Qin Guang and King Chu Jiang."

The old man with long eyebrows looked at the hip-hop ghost.

The hip-hop ghost hurriedly patted his chest and said, "No problem, sir, I'll walk with you!"

The old man with long eyebrows followed the ghost messenger into the second hall.

Along the way, hip-hop talked a lot of nonsense, chatting with the old Taoist with long eyebrows and talking about the stars.Strangely, whenever he was asked why he wanted to go to the second hall, he started laughing.

The old Taoist with long eyebrows felt strange, but didn't think deeply.

Gradually, he found that the Second Hall was different from what he had imagined.

High-rise buildings, bright and clean windows.

Handsome men and beautiful women, with civilized manners.

It's a modern metropolis.

Seeing the surprised look on the face of the long-browed old man, the hip-hop ghost couldn't help but panic, trying to continue chatting to reduce the old man's attention to his surroundings.

But how can his words withstand the impact of the modern hell?

The long-browed old man rubbed his eyes in disbelief, "What place is this?"

The hip-hop ghost said it was over.

The ghost messenger generously introduced: "Chunxi Street, the second hall of the underworld."

"why is it like this?"

It's a matter of course, "The results of the reform and opening up."

The hip-hop ghost interjected, "The same is true of Yidian."

"is it?"

At that time in the first hall, the old Taoist with long eyebrows was only distracted and didn't notice what the first hall looked like at all.

The hip-hop ghost definitely replied: "Yes!"

The old man with long eyebrows nodded, and followed the ghost messenger to continue walking inside.

Soon.

I saw hundreds of "foreign ghosts" coming out of the building. The "foreign ghost" has blond hair, blue eyes, white skin, and wings on his back. This image...

The old Taoist with long eyebrows hesitated: "They are?"

The hip-hop ghost wiped his face vicissitudes.

Ghost messenger: "Oh, that's the tour group from Western Paradise."

The west?

Heaven?

The long-browed old man confirmed: "He, are they angels?"

"correct."

"Why are you here?"

"travel."

"Travel from Western Paradise to Eastern Hell?"

"Yes, the second hall of the underworld is one of the eight famous tourist attractions in the heaven, and many tourists come to visit it."

The old man with long eyebrows said: ...

He didn't know whether he should complain about the angels visiting the underworld, or whether the underworld turned out to be a famous tourist attraction in the heavens.

Anyway, it's ridiculous.

The hip-hop ghost said weakly: "I heard that the first hall will also be opened as a tourist attraction in the future."

"is it?"

"Well, of course."

The old Taoist with long eyebrows settled down and continued to move forward.

It was not easy to come to the Palace of the King of Hades.

The old Taoist with long eyebrows was first shocked by the big words "Second Hall of the Underworld Ghost Minzheng/Fu", and then he noticed a group of people sitting cross-legged on the square...

Taoist ghost?

He was a little confused, "Master, what are they doing again?"

Ghost messenger: "These ghosts were Taoist priests before they were alive. After they came down, they spontaneously formed a Taoist association. They are gathering people to study."

"What to learn?"

"Taoism. Taishang Laojun specially arranged for a disciple to stay in the second hall of the underworld for a long time, and he will preach here every day. At first, the purpose was to teach Western tourists, and later members of the Taoist Association also came to listen."

The long-browed old man felt that he was going to float, why was it so unreal?He asked with a trembling voice: "Taishang Laojun, the disciple who arranged, is here, preaching?"

Ghost messenger: "Yes, look, the Shangxian has come out, and the lecture will begin soon."

The old man with long eyebrows followed the gaze of the ghost messenger.

Then I saw a young Taoist with a celestial light come out from the palace of Hades.

The long-browed old Taoist is now a ghost, and he is particularly sensitive to the spirit of the fairy. Naturally, he can feel the fairy spirit in that Taoist right away, which is so majestic that it will disperse the ghosts!

He practiced hard for 200 years before he was alive but failed to get the fairy fate.

Now I saw a god on the first day I went to the underworld? !Can you still listen to the fairy preaching? !

Ah!

Spring is infinitely good!

Just fuck!

The old Taoist with long eyebrows sighed silently, and after a while, he asked the hip-hop ghost expectantly, "Is there a fairy preaching in the first hall?"

Hip Hop Ghost: "...hahaha Excuse me."

Get away quickly.

Well, judging from his reaction, there is probably no Yidian.

The long-browed old man silently clenched his fists.

If he was always thinking of going to the first hall of the underworld before, then after meeting the gods, he has no idea of ​​moving away at all!

For the next 30 years, he will stay in the second hall and never leave!Even if he had to go through sixteen minor hells, he had no complaints!

Seeing him staring at the lecture site with fiery eyes, the ghost messenger smiled and said, "The sermons over there will be broadcast live. After you report, you can use your merits to buy a mobile phone. You can browse the records on the live broadcast at any time. It's very convenient." convenient."

This is already the second time that the old Taoist Changmei heard about the mobile phone from the ghost messenger. This time, it has aroused his full attention.

He immediately asked solemnly: "Dare to ask the official, what is a mobile phone?"

It won't be the same as he imagined, will it?

The ghost guard was quite friendly, and while leading him to the Palace of Hell, he took out an object the size of a palm, and turned on the screen, "This is the mobile phone, the live broadcast just mentioned, it's this, Douxian Live."

The old Taoist with long eyebrows silently commented: Well, the appearance is not much different from the one in the mortal world.

I just don't know what content is on the live app. It would be great if there was a sermon from the great immortal just now.

He thought so in his heart, and the next moment, he saw the ghost messenger skillfully demonstrating.

"Here, this is the video of Taishang Laojun's sermon, this is Yuanshi Tianzun's, and this is Tongtian Sect Master's. By the way, there is also Hongjun Patriarch's video, all of which are free to watch."

"You can also place an order through Xiancheng Travel to visit the Tushita Palace of the Taishang Laojun and the Pantao Garden of the Queen Mother of the West."

"In addition, do you need elixir, flat peaches, and robes? They are all sold in Tianbao Mall."

"In short, there is no regret in dying, right?"

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Ahhh, the old Taoist with long eyebrows is heartbroken!

His regret now is why he didn't let him die sooner! ! !

The author has something to say: I hope the little angels give me a 5-star praise~~The little angels with full marks, please be sure to leave a message below the article, and I will express my gratitude with red envelopes.

Love you guys.

Wow, after the main text was finished yesterday, there were more than 150 comments in one chapter for the first time, many of them were little angels who silently dived to read the text.

Sure enough, there are benefits in the end.

Many little angels said they didn't watch enough and it ended too quickly.

Hahaha, I will take this as a fact, and praise the writing of this article in disguise.

That's right.

The theme of this article is to promote informatization in the heavens, so when the task is completed, the main text should also be over.

There is only one extra episode immediately following the article, because "Shanhai Manor" is regarded as a companion article of this article, so it can also be regarded as a super long extra episode~

A lot of little angels also said that they want to watch the episode of Little Gray Dragon and Winged Essence.

The little gray dragon is indeed very likable, and he will appear as the main supporting role in "Mountain and Sea Manor"-yes, since there is a manor, how can there be no little cutie who can sprinkle water?

Therefore, the story of the two of them will not be written separately as a side story.

In addition, there are little angels asking about new texts.

The new article and this article are in the same line of brain opening + nonsense + funny + Su Shuang.The opening time is about early May, so we won’t let you wait too long.