I seem to be a fake mistress

"We didn't say that. You should not cause trouble for no reason." A male pet covered his mouth and nose, and smiled lightly.

"Su Qi, Jiang Ba, Lu Jiu, I am causing trouble for no reason? Just now you said the word witchcraft, well, now let the emperor send someone to investigate the two of you and me's bedroom to see if there is any so-called witchcraft." technique!"

Lu Jiu glanced at Wen Qi in surprise. He thought that the concubines in the cold palace had been tempered, and it was absolutely impossible to confront them head-on. They were the celebrities in the eyes of the emperor, so how dare they?

Unexpectedly, Wen Qi in front of him would fight back against anyone who spoke. No wonder he heard Yin Yi's wailing a few days ago, so he was made miserable by this man.

"I just made a little joke on my sister, please don't blame me."

Wen Qi: "Don't call me sister? When and what month were you born?"

Lu Jiu was flabbergasted, and said awkwardly, "I was born in the leap month of the millennium."

Wen Qi: "So that's the case, then I am indeed younger than you."

Su Ba, Jiang Qiben and Lu Jiu are sisters on the same front, and Lu Jiu is usually the leader. He bullies whoever he says bullies, forcing the male pets in the palace to jump off cliffs and lakes. , Those who are in a group have to be wiped out in one go. The relationship between the three of them can be said to be inseparable and unbreakable.

But when Lu Jiu was told by Wen Qi, the joy in his heart was beyond words, and he could only pretend that he was angry.

Wen Qi took a sip of wine: "Ask before you speak, can you stop barking?"

There is no necessary connection between him and them, just relying on mother and son to be precious, and relying on favor to be proud, what's wrong?This kind of unhealthy trend in the palace should also be suppressed, right?

Looking at the palace banquet in front of him, Wen Qi ate more vigorously than anyone else, and the male pets behind him couldn't tell whether Wen Qi was more like a man or himself.

The eunuchs stood behind the concubines in the cold palace and counted, and kept reporting their respective numbers to make other concubines feel more vigilant.

Everyone really exerted [-] points of strength, their hands kept moving up and down, and the red nails of the impatiens were faintly showing a tendency to split.

Wen Qi was afraid that he wouldn't be able to eat after watching it, so he simply ignored what was going on outside the window, and just stared at one dish and ate it.

Take a sip of soup and eat a piece of Dongpo meat, the eunuch will report the count, and he will take another sip of tea.

Concentrate on doing one thing and never be disturbed by other things.

But when the eunuch called to stop, Wen Qi wiped his mouth, sat up straighter, and looked at his colleagues below enchantingly.

The old eunuch went around and around, looking at the numbers in their hands, Wen Qi propped his head up, he was full now, let's see which lady's skillful hand won the ringleader.

He specifically looked at his little sister, and saw that the little sister stood confidently in the middle of the line. Compared with the aggrieved people around her, the little sister was a level higher in aura.

"The winner of this round is Mr. Qi!"

Mrs. Qi took a step, Wen Qi looked down and saw the little sister took a step, his eyes lit up, and he quickly applauded: "Good! Good!"

There was silence in the audience, and all the ministers looked at him.

Wen Qi applauded on his own, and the others hurriedly followed suit and applauded.

Qi nobleman looked at Wen Qi, blinked, Wen Qi's lips raised, and the little sister could leave the cold palace.

The Gong barrel contest came to an end. When the emperor rewarded No.1, he asked No.1 where he wanted to live. Mr. Qi looked at Wen Qi and said, "I want to live closer to my sister."

emperor:"......"

Where her sister lived was unknown to the civil and military courts of the Manchu Dynasty, they thought it was one of the thousands of palaces, who would have thought that the place where Wen Qi lived was the Hall of Mental Cultivation where the emperor slept?

In the end, the emperor only said the word "good", and there was no more to say.

The next day, nobleman Qi was arranged in a palace next to the Hall of Mental Cultivation.

Since nobleman Qi came, he would sit in Wen Qi's bedroom every day, touch Wen Qi's belly, and chat with him.

"It's good that you don't need to brush the barrel."

Wen Qi: "I think you seem to like brushing..."

If it wasn't for love, how could it be the champion of the bucket brushing contest?And how can you be happy when you hear that you are the fastest?

Qi Guiren: "Who didn't grow up spoiled and spoiled at home? Do you love brushing when you are those sisters... Everyone doesn't love it, but there is no way. , will be sent to the limbo by him under any name."

"Then I didn't invite pets?"

Noble Qi: "Aren't you wronged?"

Wen Qi: "I was wronged, the crime imposed on me by the dog emperor."

No, he just invited pets.

Qi Guiren sighed: "Hey, we are also people who have fallen in the end of the world, and there are thousands of hard-working sisters in the cold palace. There is only one competition for brushing the bucket a year, and no one can be like you, pregnant with dragon descendants." of."

In the cold palace, there is no sky, and everyone is working hard towards the championship, even though they have been trained to be the etiquette of becoming a concubine since childhood.

The more Wen Qi looked at the emperor now, the more he disliked him. Not only did he have bad eyesight, but he also had a bad mind.

Wait, the world he entered, if I remember correctly, the person who captured it should be the emperor...

Does that mean he will be overthrown soon?Will Yue Ming ascend the throne?

After thinking about it, Wen Qi felt that this was the reason, he was only found out to be pregnant now, if it was later, would he have to take this child back with him?

That won't work!

Wen Qi decided that he had to help Yueming. After all, he owed him a candied haws and a meal. Besides, if he rebelled, he would be a great hero if he helped him?

Knowing this, Wen Qi immediately went to the emperor's study room where the memorials were approved, and walked around a few times. Lu Jiu and the big man accompanied the emperor all the time, one fed the emperor and the other massaged the emperor.

Seeing such a scene, Wen Qi squeezed in: "Your Majesty, my concubine is here."

Beautiful and coquettish, very bright.

The emperor frowned when he saw Wen Qi, and said coldly: "What are you doing here? Let me out!"

Wen Qi frowned, as if he was about to cry: "You actually asked the concubine what she wanted to do, Your Majesty, you are really cruel. What did you say to the concubine that night? You said you wanted the concubine to accompany you for the rest of your life. Now you can Forgot all about it?"

The big man was about to cry again, Wen Qi: "Don't cry for me!"

The corners of Lu Jiu's lips lifted slightly, and Wen Qi smiled slightly: "Don't laugh beside me, too."

Yin Yi and Lu Jiu glanced at it, both of them looked embarrassed.

The emperor felt that his mood was broken again, and he said viciously: "Get out of here now!"

Wen Qi: "Chenqie can't get out! Can you Lu Jiu? Can you Yin Yi? Can you show me?"

The emperor was so angry that he passed out directly.