I seem to be a fake mistress

As the saying goes, companions are like companions to tigers, and it is true at all. Wen Qi knows the emperor's urination, and it is impossible for him to give himself a decent room.

Right now, he is not favored either, so it's better to get around and ask for a better house first.

"Where is the arrangement?"

The burly man hummed: "Your Majesty, where are you going to arrange for her!"

"Chuxiu Palace."

Wen Qi: "It's too far away, it's inconvenient to eat."

The emperor sneered: "Wei Yuezhuang, don't push yourself too far."

Wen Qi: "Your Majesty, the fetus in my concubine's stomach has moved, he has moved!"

Now that he understands the composition of this world, he is full of despair. He feels that he must have no chance of winning here, or else he should grow a beard?Look a little more heroic?Otherwise, he lifts water every day to exercise and develop biceps?

Emperor: "Soul Song Palace."

Wen Qi: "There is no light all year round, do you want to freeze your concubines and children to death?"

The emperor was sullen: "Wei Yuezhuang!"

Only when the emperor became angry did Wen Qi discover the cuteness in him.

Wen Qi: "The concubine wants to give birth to the emperor, so the emperor naturally has to find a place for the concubine to settle down, right?"

The emperor talked about several palaces in a row. Wen Qi either disliked that the palace was not big enough, or that there was no light, either that it was in the lower reaches of the flowing water, or that the palace's feng shui was not good.

The emperor was a little impatient: "Then why don't you come to the Hall of Mental Cultivation?"

Wen Qi: "Thank you, Your Majesty!"

emperor:?

Wen Qi: "Your Majesty, you and your concubine are well, and I won't bother you!"

He blew out the lamp by the way, the emperor and the "loved concubine" were silent in the dark, after Wen Qi left the palace gate, there was a sudden burst of crying in the palace: "Your Majesty, you want to make the decision for my concubine! "

"Come on, change clothes!"

Wen Qi smiled as he walked, dozens of male pets were outside the door, they had clearly understood the conversation just now, this woman will live in the Hall of Mental Cultivation from now on!

They have never seen such a person in the palace for so many years. They heard that he was a concubine who had just been brought out from the cold palace. Because she was pregnant with the emperor's child, the mother was more expensive than the child, so she was picked up directly, so she didn't have to brush the pail every day. .

Wen Qi turned a corner and entered the Hall of Mental Cultivation, no one dared to stop him, the moment the main emperor yelled, the little eunuch quickly reported it everywhere.

The maids and eunuchs in the Hall of Mental Cultivation were almost crying. Looking at Wen Qi who looked like a fairy descending from the earth, they wanted to frame him as an offering. God knows who they were serving before?

All of them looked taller than the emperor, and they called the emperor brother. They all felt sorry for the emperor. Now that the emperor is willing to let Wen Qi live in, does it mean that the emperor's aesthetics has improved?

Wen Qi: "Is there a place to take a shower here?"

The eunuch and maid immediately said: "Yes, yes, yes!"

Wen Qi smiled: "Please take me there and find me a change of clothes."

After entering the emperor's bath, Wen Qi realized that the other baths were really just pools. Looking at the gold-inlaid ground, a steady stream of running water remained from above, Wen Qi took off his clothes and walked into the pool.

He closed his eyes, and couldn't help laughing in his heart. It really is that he lived so happily in the past few worlds, that's why he is suffering so much now.

However, a burst of talking and laughing rang into Wen Qi's ears.

"Your Majesty, you are really bad, bringing your concubines to such a place."

Wen Qi: "..."

Why did he go where did they both go?Wen Qi only showed his head to prevent his identity from being discovered.

Just as he was about to reach out to reach for his clothes, a bright yellow figure appeared in front of him.

They were obviously taken aback when they saw Wen Qi in the pool.

Wen Qi was the first to speak: "Don't cry, go out and cry, your head hurts from crying."

The big man pursed his lips tightly, not letting the sound of crying leak out.

The emperor blushed: "Why are you here again!"

Wen Qi felt funny in his heart: "Your Majesty, you let me live in the Hall of Mental Cultivation, so is it that the Hall of Mental Cultivation doesn't allow me to take a bath?"

The emperor was surprised: "Who told you to live in the Hall of Mental Cultivation?"

"The Hall of Mental Cultivation has been spread all over the place, and my things have also been brought here. It is said that a gentleman's words are hard to follow. Don't you want to take back your promise, Your Majesty?"

Wen Qi raised his head and questioned the emperor.

The emperor was so angry that he took a few steps forward: "Get up."

Wen Qi: "I don't!"

Emperor: "If you don't come up, I'll let the eunuch drag you up."

Wen Qi lowered his mouth to the surface of the water again, and said, "You are all men, and I am a woman, how can I get up?"

The emperor hadn't considered this issue carefully yet, and turned his back angrily: "My concubine, let's not argue with him, let's go out first and then talk about it."

Wen Qi exhaled, and reluctantly stood up from the water.

After changing into the laundry, he went out.

As soon as he saw the emperor, he ran into the Hall of Mental Cultivation, hugging the emperor so that he could not get out of the bed.

Sleeping with the emperor is the first step to success.

[The favorability of the male lead is -10, currently -10.

Upon hearing the beep, Wen Qi only wondered if he...should get off the bed?

Unexpectedly, the emperor said: "I go! Is it okay for me to go? When did I touch you?"

The corners of Wen Qi's mouth raised unconsciously. The emperor seemed much cuter than he imagined, but his vision was a little bad.

The next day, Wen Qi got up from the couch, and the court ladies and eunuchs immediately dressed him up and presented him with bird's nest porridge.

Wen Qi: "Who gave this to me?"

The maids and eunuchs thought about it, the emperor went to the male pet's place last night, the empress must be unbalanced, so they lied: "It was given by the emperor."

Wen Qi: "I don't like to drink bird's nest porridge, are other things rewarded by the emperor?"

After getting an affirmative answer, Wen Qi said, "Then I'm not hungry yet."

No, the one who said he was hungry just now was Wen Qi himself!Why are you not hungry anymore?

Wen Qi sat in the room with his chest pressed against his back hungry, but he still refused to be rewarded by the emperor with a bite of food!

Although the emperor did not go to the Hall of Mental Cultivation, his eyeliner was all over the entire palace, and they told the emperor everything about Wen Qi's daily life.

The emperor sneered: "He won't eat, right? I'll see how long he can be tough!"

Wen Qi couldn't stand the hunger, so he decided to go to the imperial dining room to see what snacks were available, but the imperial dining room told him that everything he took would be reported to the emperor.

Just when Wen Qi was hungry, staring at his eyes, he leaned on the pillars of the gazebo to rest slowly, and there was the sound of eating food from inside the gazebo.

Wen Qi walked in immediately, and saw a strange man, holding a candied haws in his hand, eating without haste.

That movement was extremely graceful, Wen Qi swallowed, and said, "Young man, do you still eat?"