I seem to be a fake mistress

The pain medicine has a limited time limit, and its effect will be halved automatically the next day. Wen Qi feels the pain all over his body, and he has already imagined the pain in the future.

"Fatty, can I buy some more painkillers?"

Shou: "No, for the real game experience..."

The real game experience is to let him feel how painful the ancient caning is?

Wen Qi retorted: "For the real game experience, do I still have to conceive a child?"

Unexpectedly, Shou's whole body glowed with golden light: "Host, you only need 10 points to dribble the ball, 10 points can't be bought at a loss, you can't be fooled, let you have your own child.

Wen Qi: "No, thank you."

"Host, do you want one~"

Wen Qi: "Tell me the truth, is it because none of the previous hosts bought it?"

Shou: "No one bought it, so it is unique in the world."

Wen Qi: "So I don't buy it either."

Does he really think himself stupid?No matter what you buy, you have to go back and try it out?Or is this kind of rogue bundled props?

Shou: "Ah! Someone is coming!"

Wen Qi immediately looked towards the door, only to see a dozen court ladies appearing at the door again.

Wen Qi: "..."

Seeing this familiar scene, Wen Qi could guess what would happen next.

However, Wen Qi, who was once born and secondly familiar, and the second time he came into contact with the court ladies, is already much more mature than before.

He didn't cry or howl, and occasionally he hissed or two when they touched his sore spot.

After all the makeup was done and Wen Qi was dressed, he was taken into the sedan chair again.

The sedan chair is extremely spacious, and there is a table inside, it seems that it is not a seat for him to sit alone.

A heater had already been set up in the sedan chair, and Wen Qi was warm from hands to feet. He couldn't help the menacing drowsiness, and was about to fall asleep when another person got on the sedan chair.

Wen Qi opened his eyes, only to realize that the person opposite him was none other than their emperor.

The emperor was chilling all over, obviously just came down from the court, Wen Qi smiled and said: "The concubine sees the emperor."

"Since it is a meeting, how can there be any reason to sit and see it?"

Wen Qi got up slightly, and made a Wanfu ceremony: "The concubine sees the emperor."

Yue Yang: "Don't sit still, just kneel beside me."

Wen Qi:?

Did Yue Yang suffer from a brain disease, otherwise, what he said seemed to be without thinking.

Wen Qi smiled, and sat firmly on the cushion with his buttocks: "Don't worry, Your Majesty, my concubine is tired."

He stretched out his foot and kicked the emperor's calf, and the emperor yelled in disgust: "Bitch, who allowed you to kick me!"

The person guarding the sedan chair outside was stunned for a moment.

Didn't the emperor and nobleman Duan go to the people today to show the common people this good story?Why do you seem to be fighting in a sedan chair now?

Not only did Wen Qi want to kick, he also wanted to do other excessive things.

He stretched out his foot, between the emperor's feet, and walked up.

When they were about to meet each other, the emperor finally broke out: "Come here, hand me my sword!"

Wen Qi immediately retracted his feet, closed his eyes and pretended to sleep.

Taking advantage is like killing him, compared to him, Yue Ming is considered tall among the dwarfs.

Suddenly there was a lot of people outside, Wen Qi heard the movement outside, and immediately paused the window with his hand, wanting to open it to have a look.

"Hehe, it's really a small family, and I have never seen such a situation."

Wen Qi turned his head and smiled: "Your Majesty, I just haven't seen my concubine before, but you should bring your concubine to visit often in the future."

Before the emperor could reply, Wen Qi took it and opened the sedan chair curtain.

Seeing Wen Qi, the people immediately knelt down, holding Wen Qi's portrait in their hands: "Greetings to Empress Yuezhuang, and may Empress Yuezhuang always protect us."

Wen Qi always felt a little twisted when he saw his face seamlessly connecting with the Buddha statue.

But the high enthusiasm of the common people became higher and higher after Wen Qi opened the sedan chair curtain.

In an instant, a thought crossed Wen Qi's mind.

Since he himself has a solid mass base, if...he lifts up his sleeves to reveal scars all over his body, what will happen to the common people?

Taking advantage of the fact that the emperor was looking elsewhere, he quietly tore off a small piece of his sleeve, and immediately someone shouted: "Why is there injury on the living Bodhisattva!"

This call brought back Yue Yang's thoughts, he subconsciously moved Wen Qi inside, and the car curtain fell immediately.

"You deliberately?"

The emperor pressed the sword against Wen Qi's neck, his voice was like falling into an ice cellar.

Wen Qi shook his head violently: "Chenqie didn't know that Chenqie's sleeves are so wide. Besides, Chenqie is not stupid, knowing that she will go back with you, would she still play such a clever thing?"

There was a trace of suspicion in the emperor's eyes, but it was quickly dispelled.

He raised Wen Qi's chin: "It doesn't matter if it's on purpose."

Then he kissed her directly.

Wen Qi:!

Urgent, is there any rabies vaccine in ancient times, he seems to be bitten by a dog now.

The voices of the people's crusade were endless, Yue Yang opened the car curtain again, and the people were all dumbfounded.

They originally thought that the living Bodhisattva was being abused, but now that they think about it carefully, it is very likely that it was caused by teasing between the emperor and the living Bodhisattva.

Wen Qi secretly exerted force on his feet, just as he was about to lift his feet, Yue Yang suppressed his feet.

And bit his lip as punishment.

Wen Qi felt that he was already unclean, and he was no longer the one who was kissed by the dog emperor.

If he knew that the end would be so tragic, he would have known that he would not have shown his scars just now.

It's all right now, the common people not only don't know how to crusade against the dog emperor, but also feel that the two of them are deeply in love, and they still don't forget to flirt at this time.

It may be nothing more than lifting a rock to shoot yourself in the foot.

Wen Qi regards not opening his mouth as his final bottom line.

He was so breathless that he almost passed out, and the car curtain was lowered.

The dog emperor immediately retreated to the side of the sedan chair, and Wen Qi quickly wiped his lips with the tea on the table.

"I'm really unlucky."

After saying this, Wen Qi saw the emperor with a complicated face opposite him.

"You are really unlucky?"

Wen Qi: "No, what I mean is, I think my fate is bad, and I didn't mention you."

The emperor was still watching him.

Wen Qi: "I really didn't mention you, don't take your seat."

He poured some more tea and wiped his mouth with it, as if it would make it cleaner.

The more the emperor watched, the more angry he became. How dare anyone in the world despise him? !

He pulled Wen Qi over again, squeezed his face hard, forcing him to open his mouth.

Wen Qi's last stubbornness was gone, and he was completely kissed by the emperor.

Tears welled up in his eyes, he was dirty!

In an instant, it rained heavily, and the common people knew that they couldn't see the sedan chair inside.

They not only blushed, but also covered the children's ears: "Don't listen."

The emperor sat back with a full face. He never thought... the taste of the ugly ghost in front of him would be so sweet.