Poisonous Scorpion Wife!
Chapter 2 Target Tongfu Inn
She still has five days to live, so she should be in a hurry, but Xu Lianqiao didn't panic at all, but was very calm.
"System, should you tell me where Wang Feng is?" Xu Lianqiao said unhurriedly while drinking tea.
"Elder Sister, she's talking to herself again, blah." Xu Shifang felt that his little heart couldn't bear the fright of the Eldest Sister.
Because every time the elder sister talks to herself like this, someone will immediately eat her poisonous powder. This is the experience he has accumulated around the elder sister in the past three months.
Xu Shifang simply pretended not to hear.
Xu Lianqiao didn't get a systematic answer either, but she could find Wang Feng's whereabouts with a little effort, it was just a matter of time, but she didn't want to waste time for no reason.
"System, are you sure you want to pretend to be deaf and dumb? I might delay carrying out the task until the last minute. Are you afraid to belch after me?"
She propped her chin, waiting for the system's answer with great interest.
If there were people in the system who were happy, angry, sad, and joyful, it would probably have exploded at this moment. Every time the predecessors of the system escorted the traversers to Dajin, the host was at their disposal or most of them obeyed the task.
But the host in front of him is much more difficult to deal with than the previous hosts.
Because this woman is not afraid of death at all.
The system couldn't help asking: "Are you really not afraid of death?"
Xu Lianqiao said lightly: "What am I afraid of, aren't you at the bottom?"
system:.....
"Ding—automatically search for the mission target, and automatically deduct 500 points. Now the host's points are 450 due to the last mission, and now there are [-] points left."
"Stop talking nonsense, find someone quickly." Xu Lianqiao didn't care about how many points she had, anyway, she would try to enjoy the happiness brought by life as much as possible, as long as it took as many days as possible.
Xu Lianqiao's mentality of breaking the cans and smashing the jars had taken shape in the previous life, and now it has been directly brought to ancient times to be fulfilled.
"Ding—this system doesn't believe that the host won't meet someone who makes you panic about your life."
"Then please find it for me, I don't think there will be such a person in this life!" Xu Lianqiao snorted.
She doesn't like this. Now that she has the system function, she can do whatever she wants. Even if there is someone stronger than her in Dajin, she can easily escape by just moving her toes with the system. Maybe she can even tease her when she escapes. Master!
There are people in the world who are more powerful than you, and it is more enjoyable to be teased by someone who is weaker than you, and who can't kill him!
I just like to see the expression on your face that you want to kill me but can't help me.
Ding——I found that the target person is at the Tongfu Inn in the southwest corner of Huaihua City.
When she heard the familiar name, she buttoned her three-day unwashed hair and said, "Oh, is there Tong Xiangyu in the Tongfu Inn?"
System: "== Please host to perform the task, try to live for a few more days to buy time to upgrade this system, to extend the life of the host."
Don't continue to talk to her at this time, otherwise it will be endless.
It ignored her, Xu Lianqiao looked bored, she stood up and looked at Xu Shifang with a lazy look on her face, and said, "Junior Brother~"
Xu Shifang suddenly trembled all over, the familiar tone, the familiar expression, and the familiar and intimate name at a certain moment.
He got it.
The elder sister is going to cause trouble to the world again! ! !
His slender legs went weak and he said, "Elder Sister, what are your orders?"
According to the usual practice, Xu Lianqiao patted him on the shoulder and said, "Junior brother! Go and buy some croton powder, the better."
"Can you not go?" Xu Shifang asked weakly.
Xu Lianqiao raised her eyebrows and said, "Are you really not going?"
Xu Shifang hesitated and said: Hmm...
"I won't force you if you don't go. It just so happens that the elder sister didn't bring any tea money, and the plates of pastries on the table in Baihualou cost dozens of taels in total. You don't have any money with you, so why not..." You left Come down to pay off the debt.
The words are not finished.
Xu Shifang's hesitant expression instantly became firm.
He clenched his fists with yearning for life and the future, and said, "I see, I'll go first, Senior Sister, and you will break first."
"Good boy!" Xu Lianqiao hugged Xu Shifang emotionally and rubbed his delicate cheeks.
Xu Shifang only felt goosebumps all over his body. He immediately jumped onto the table, squashed a few delicate pastries on the tea table, then jumped down from the second floor, and left Baihualou quickly.
Successful order evasion +1
A knight next to him: "Do you think this woman is leading a bad child?"
"Shh, don't meddle in other people's business." Said the knight next to him.
Xu Lianqiao turned a deaf ear to it, she touched her chin in satisfaction, followed by jumping onto the tea table and squashing a few cakes, then jumped down from the second floor, then quickly jumped up to the roof with light work, and quickly left Baihualou.
Successful order evasion +2
In a bit.
Inside the Baihua Building, the hoarse voice of the second brother sounded: "Shopkeeper, someone escaped the order!!!"
"Where is where? You bastard, who is so bold to eat free food in my Baihualou!!" The shopkeeper brought a few thugs over angrily.
By the way, ask someone to ask the tea drinkers around you about the appearance of the person who evades the order.
The strange thing was that although there were people sitting nearby, none of them remembered the face of the other person, they only knew that it was a very temperamental girl and a handsome young man.
As for Xu Shifang who ran out, he didn't need to guess to know that Baihualou would not be able to go any more in the future.
He bought some croton powder at the pharmacy, and as soon as he came out, he saw a beautiful woman in a black arrow-sleeved gown standing on the street in front of the pharmacy. cold temperament.
Xu Shifang rolled his eyes, senior sister, don't pretend, your true face and integrity have been completely lost in front of me.
He handed Croton to Xu Lianqiao and said, "Senior Sister, this is what you want."
"Well, you did a good job." Xu Lianqiao put the medicine bag into her arms.
The two walked side by side on the street. After walking for a while, Xu Shifang saw the elder sister and didn't say where he was going?
He couldn't help asking: "Senior sister, who are we going to harm this time?"
After speaking, Xu Shifang was hit on the head.
Xu Lianqiao reminded with a serious expression: "Remember, we are doing justice for the heavens!"
Xu Shifang held his head and said very aggrieved: "Eating the overlord's meal, teasing the prince, sleeping on the lazy bed, and buying croton powder is obviously to harm the world. Is this really doing justice for the heavens?"
"Elder Sister, it's not that Junior Brother is talking about you, you don't know that your reputation is already rotten, and you haven't thought of a way to improve your image, otherwise, if our Lianshan ancestors knew about this, the first thing the old man would do when he left the customs and went down the mountain would be to kill you to clean up the house .”
"You can't think about yourself, think about the future, think about my future, my poor junior..."
The more Xu Shifang talked, the more he developed in the direction of the old woman.
Hearing Xu Lianqiao's face was cold, she quickened her pace and threw the little junior brother behind her buttocks.
"Oh, senior sister, wait, don't go so fast." Xu Shifang hurriedly chased after him, fearing that the senior sister would suddenly get upset, so he left him here.
"Where are we going this time?"
Xu Lian raised his lips and said, "Tongfu Inn."
"Oh, I heard that there is a beautiful proprietress in this inn. She is called Tong Xiangyu, but she is a famous beauty within ten miles around here."
Xu Lianqiao:...
There really is a woman named Tong Xiangyu.
And Xu Shifang's eyes suddenly lit up. It turns out that the senior sister is going to the Tongfu Inn this time, but after thinking about it carefully, the senior sister asked him to buy croton powder. Could it be that the senior sister is jealous of Tong Xiangyu's beauty, so she is going to harm others? ?
Moreover, the amount of croton powder is for 20 people. Thinking of this, he felt a chill somewhere in his crotch, lower back, and back.
In order to prevent the elder sister from destroying a sister flower.
Xu Shifang felt that it was his responsibility to stop her, so he immediately walked in front of Xu Lianqiao, with his arms outstretched to stop her, and reminded her: "Senior sister, that Tong Xiangyu may not be as beautiful as you, so there is no need to meet ordinary women. "
Xu Lianqiao looked confused: "Huh?"
Why did this brat suddenly go crazy?
No matter, she has to complete the mission now, get fifteen days of life, and then play happily for ten days.
"Shifang, get out of the way."
"I won't let you, big sister, you are also a woman, and you know how important the face is to a woman, so you should know that the butt is also very important. You have to think differently, and you can't act arbitrarily."
"Don't hurt women."
"As the saying goes, why do women make things difficult for women..."
Xu Shifang, who suddenly switched to Tang Monk mode, started nagging tirelessly.
If he was allowed to continue, he would have to talk for at least two hours and eight sticks of incense.
Xu Lianqiao's face turned cold, she bent down and carried Xiao Shifang on her shoulders, and then jumped up to the roof, her lotus steps were like shadows, like flying swallows flickering into black spots and passing by.
The peddlers on the street saw the woman standing in front of them and a young boy suddenly disappear.
A peddler who sold dried salted fish couldn't help but wiped his eyes and said, "Who was that just now? He ran faster than a thief."
Another peddler selling cured fish reminded: "This city of Huaihua is mixed with fish and dragons, and there are people from all walks of life in the Jianghu court. Don't inquire about it."
In this way, Xu's two senior sisters and brothers went to Tongfu Inn.
Tongfu Inn is not as luxurious and rich as Baihualou, but it looks a bit down-to-earth. The house has five floors in total, all of which are home-style guest rooms, each with an elegant name.
"Mulan Xiang's son, Mozhu, Aoxuemei, Junhuiju, the four great gentlemen are all together."
However, soon at the threshold of the inn, a woman walked in like a sack carrying a boy on her shoulders.
And the young man was like a woman from a good family being kidnapped, struggling constantly, his limbs dancing wildly in mid-air.
"The shopkeeper came to the upper room, and my brother passed out."
Xu Shifang, who was still shy and struggling at first, stopped struggling immediately when he heard her say that, and put his hands and feet on Xu Lianqiao's shoulders to pretend to be dead.
Xiao Er came over with a smile, glanced at Xu Shifang and couldn't help but complain secretly: "This brother was struggling just now like a loach in the field, why did he faint."
"Guest officer, we still have the suites of Young Master Mo Zhu and Ao Xuemei left in our inn. Look, do you need it?"
"Come to a room."
Xu Lianqiao said generously without blinking an eye.
When she was about to go upstairs with Xu Shifang on her shoulders, Xu Shifang on her shoulders suddenly raised his head and raised two fingers and added, "It's two rooms."
Xiao Er twitched the corner of his mouth, nodded with an apologetic smile.
Two weirdos came to the inn again.
Why are there so many weirdos today?
The weirdo in his mouth, and others.
After Xu Lianqiao went to the guest room that she had reserved, someone limped down the stairs on the third floor. This person was a man, and his head was covered with a bandage, which showed how much he had suffered. Serious injury.
"Guest officer, where are you going?" Xiao Er continued to smile apologetically.
The man in the bandage glanced around gloomyly, but didn't find the woman he was looking for. He said in a murderous tone, "Where's Tongxiang Jade!?"
When Xiaoer heard this, his apologetic expression suddenly turned cautious: "Wang Shaoxia, our shopkeeper hasn't come back yet."
The author has something to say: Happy New Year's Day~(*^▽^*)
Grass said that every day is ten thousand, every day is ten thousand~
Third watch~
"System, should you tell me where Wang Feng is?" Xu Lianqiao said unhurriedly while drinking tea.
"Elder Sister, she's talking to herself again, blah." Xu Shifang felt that his little heart couldn't bear the fright of the Eldest Sister.
Because every time the elder sister talks to herself like this, someone will immediately eat her poisonous powder. This is the experience he has accumulated around the elder sister in the past three months.
Xu Shifang simply pretended not to hear.
Xu Lianqiao didn't get a systematic answer either, but she could find Wang Feng's whereabouts with a little effort, it was just a matter of time, but she didn't want to waste time for no reason.
"System, are you sure you want to pretend to be deaf and dumb? I might delay carrying out the task until the last minute. Are you afraid to belch after me?"
She propped her chin, waiting for the system's answer with great interest.
If there were people in the system who were happy, angry, sad, and joyful, it would probably have exploded at this moment. Every time the predecessors of the system escorted the traversers to Dajin, the host was at their disposal or most of them obeyed the task.
But the host in front of him is much more difficult to deal with than the previous hosts.
Because this woman is not afraid of death at all.
The system couldn't help asking: "Are you really not afraid of death?"
Xu Lianqiao said lightly: "What am I afraid of, aren't you at the bottom?"
system:.....
"Ding—automatically search for the mission target, and automatically deduct 500 points. Now the host's points are 450 due to the last mission, and now there are [-] points left."
"Stop talking nonsense, find someone quickly." Xu Lianqiao didn't care about how many points she had, anyway, she would try to enjoy the happiness brought by life as much as possible, as long as it took as many days as possible.
Xu Lianqiao's mentality of breaking the cans and smashing the jars had taken shape in the previous life, and now it has been directly brought to ancient times to be fulfilled.
"Ding—this system doesn't believe that the host won't meet someone who makes you panic about your life."
"Then please find it for me, I don't think there will be such a person in this life!" Xu Lianqiao snorted.
She doesn't like this. Now that she has the system function, she can do whatever she wants. Even if there is someone stronger than her in Dajin, she can easily escape by just moving her toes with the system. Maybe she can even tease her when she escapes. Master!
There are people in the world who are more powerful than you, and it is more enjoyable to be teased by someone who is weaker than you, and who can't kill him!
I just like to see the expression on your face that you want to kill me but can't help me.
Ding——I found that the target person is at the Tongfu Inn in the southwest corner of Huaihua City.
When she heard the familiar name, she buttoned her three-day unwashed hair and said, "Oh, is there Tong Xiangyu in the Tongfu Inn?"
System: "== Please host to perform the task, try to live for a few more days to buy time to upgrade this system, to extend the life of the host."
Don't continue to talk to her at this time, otherwise it will be endless.
It ignored her, Xu Lianqiao looked bored, she stood up and looked at Xu Shifang with a lazy look on her face, and said, "Junior Brother~"
Xu Shifang suddenly trembled all over, the familiar tone, the familiar expression, and the familiar and intimate name at a certain moment.
He got it.
The elder sister is going to cause trouble to the world again! ! !
His slender legs went weak and he said, "Elder Sister, what are your orders?"
According to the usual practice, Xu Lianqiao patted him on the shoulder and said, "Junior brother! Go and buy some croton powder, the better."
"Can you not go?" Xu Shifang asked weakly.
Xu Lianqiao raised her eyebrows and said, "Are you really not going?"
Xu Shifang hesitated and said: Hmm...
"I won't force you if you don't go. It just so happens that the elder sister didn't bring any tea money, and the plates of pastries on the table in Baihualou cost dozens of taels in total. You don't have any money with you, so why not..." You left Come down to pay off the debt.
The words are not finished.
Xu Shifang's hesitant expression instantly became firm.
He clenched his fists with yearning for life and the future, and said, "I see, I'll go first, Senior Sister, and you will break first."
"Good boy!" Xu Lianqiao hugged Xu Shifang emotionally and rubbed his delicate cheeks.
Xu Shifang only felt goosebumps all over his body. He immediately jumped onto the table, squashed a few delicate pastries on the tea table, then jumped down from the second floor, and left Baihualou quickly.
Successful order evasion +1
A knight next to him: "Do you think this woman is leading a bad child?"
"Shh, don't meddle in other people's business." Said the knight next to him.
Xu Lianqiao turned a deaf ear to it, she touched her chin in satisfaction, followed by jumping onto the tea table and squashing a few cakes, then jumped down from the second floor, then quickly jumped up to the roof with light work, and quickly left Baihualou.
Successful order evasion +2
In a bit.
Inside the Baihua Building, the hoarse voice of the second brother sounded: "Shopkeeper, someone escaped the order!!!"
"Where is where? You bastard, who is so bold to eat free food in my Baihualou!!" The shopkeeper brought a few thugs over angrily.
By the way, ask someone to ask the tea drinkers around you about the appearance of the person who evades the order.
The strange thing was that although there were people sitting nearby, none of them remembered the face of the other person, they only knew that it was a very temperamental girl and a handsome young man.
As for Xu Shifang who ran out, he didn't need to guess to know that Baihualou would not be able to go any more in the future.
He bought some croton powder at the pharmacy, and as soon as he came out, he saw a beautiful woman in a black arrow-sleeved gown standing on the street in front of the pharmacy. cold temperament.
Xu Shifang rolled his eyes, senior sister, don't pretend, your true face and integrity have been completely lost in front of me.
He handed Croton to Xu Lianqiao and said, "Senior Sister, this is what you want."
"Well, you did a good job." Xu Lianqiao put the medicine bag into her arms.
The two walked side by side on the street. After walking for a while, Xu Shifang saw the elder sister and didn't say where he was going?
He couldn't help asking: "Senior sister, who are we going to harm this time?"
After speaking, Xu Shifang was hit on the head.
Xu Lianqiao reminded with a serious expression: "Remember, we are doing justice for the heavens!"
Xu Shifang held his head and said very aggrieved: "Eating the overlord's meal, teasing the prince, sleeping on the lazy bed, and buying croton powder is obviously to harm the world. Is this really doing justice for the heavens?"
"Elder Sister, it's not that Junior Brother is talking about you, you don't know that your reputation is already rotten, and you haven't thought of a way to improve your image, otherwise, if our Lianshan ancestors knew about this, the first thing the old man would do when he left the customs and went down the mountain would be to kill you to clean up the house .”
"You can't think about yourself, think about the future, think about my future, my poor junior..."
The more Xu Shifang talked, the more he developed in the direction of the old woman.
Hearing Xu Lianqiao's face was cold, she quickened her pace and threw the little junior brother behind her buttocks.
"Oh, senior sister, wait, don't go so fast." Xu Shifang hurriedly chased after him, fearing that the senior sister would suddenly get upset, so he left him here.
"Where are we going this time?"
Xu Lian raised his lips and said, "Tongfu Inn."
"Oh, I heard that there is a beautiful proprietress in this inn. She is called Tong Xiangyu, but she is a famous beauty within ten miles around here."
Xu Lianqiao:...
There really is a woman named Tong Xiangyu.
And Xu Shifang's eyes suddenly lit up. It turns out that the senior sister is going to the Tongfu Inn this time, but after thinking about it carefully, the senior sister asked him to buy croton powder. Could it be that the senior sister is jealous of Tong Xiangyu's beauty, so she is going to harm others? ?
Moreover, the amount of croton powder is for 20 people. Thinking of this, he felt a chill somewhere in his crotch, lower back, and back.
In order to prevent the elder sister from destroying a sister flower.
Xu Shifang felt that it was his responsibility to stop her, so he immediately walked in front of Xu Lianqiao, with his arms outstretched to stop her, and reminded her: "Senior sister, that Tong Xiangyu may not be as beautiful as you, so there is no need to meet ordinary women. "
Xu Lianqiao looked confused: "Huh?"
Why did this brat suddenly go crazy?
No matter, she has to complete the mission now, get fifteen days of life, and then play happily for ten days.
"Shifang, get out of the way."
"I won't let you, big sister, you are also a woman, and you know how important the face is to a woman, so you should know that the butt is also very important. You have to think differently, and you can't act arbitrarily."
"Don't hurt women."
"As the saying goes, why do women make things difficult for women..."
Xu Shifang, who suddenly switched to Tang Monk mode, started nagging tirelessly.
If he was allowed to continue, he would have to talk for at least two hours and eight sticks of incense.
Xu Lianqiao's face turned cold, she bent down and carried Xiao Shifang on her shoulders, and then jumped up to the roof, her lotus steps were like shadows, like flying swallows flickering into black spots and passing by.
The peddlers on the street saw the woman standing in front of them and a young boy suddenly disappear.
A peddler who sold dried salted fish couldn't help but wiped his eyes and said, "Who was that just now? He ran faster than a thief."
Another peddler selling cured fish reminded: "This city of Huaihua is mixed with fish and dragons, and there are people from all walks of life in the Jianghu court. Don't inquire about it."
In this way, Xu's two senior sisters and brothers went to Tongfu Inn.
Tongfu Inn is not as luxurious and rich as Baihualou, but it looks a bit down-to-earth. The house has five floors in total, all of which are home-style guest rooms, each with an elegant name.
"Mulan Xiang's son, Mozhu, Aoxuemei, Junhuiju, the four great gentlemen are all together."
However, soon at the threshold of the inn, a woman walked in like a sack carrying a boy on her shoulders.
And the young man was like a woman from a good family being kidnapped, struggling constantly, his limbs dancing wildly in mid-air.
"The shopkeeper came to the upper room, and my brother passed out."
Xu Shifang, who was still shy and struggling at first, stopped struggling immediately when he heard her say that, and put his hands and feet on Xu Lianqiao's shoulders to pretend to be dead.
Xiao Er came over with a smile, glanced at Xu Shifang and couldn't help but complain secretly: "This brother was struggling just now like a loach in the field, why did he faint."
"Guest officer, we still have the suites of Young Master Mo Zhu and Ao Xuemei left in our inn. Look, do you need it?"
"Come to a room."
Xu Lianqiao said generously without blinking an eye.
When she was about to go upstairs with Xu Shifang on her shoulders, Xu Shifang on her shoulders suddenly raised his head and raised two fingers and added, "It's two rooms."
Xiao Er twitched the corner of his mouth, nodded with an apologetic smile.
Two weirdos came to the inn again.
Why are there so many weirdos today?
The weirdo in his mouth, and others.
After Xu Lianqiao went to the guest room that she had reserved, someone limped down the stairs on the third floor. This person was a man, and his head was covered with a bandage, which showed how much he had suffered. Serious injury.
"Guest officer, where are you going?" Xiao Er continued to smile apologetically.
The man in the bandage glanced around gloomyly, but didn't find the woman he was looking for. He said in a murderous tone, "Where's Tongxiang Jade!?"
When Xiaoer heard this, his apologetic expression suddenly turned cautious: "Wang Shaoxia, our shopkeeper hasn't come back yet."
The author has something to say: Happy New Year's Day~(*^▽^*)
Grass said that every day is ten thousand, every day is ten thousand~
Third watch~
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