Countdown to Poverty Eradication

I knew it wouldn't do anything good...

Di Ye knew Chen Xi's urinating nature, and he was used to his personality of being unreliable and inconspicuous, thinking about it and saying that the wind is the rain.

But he didn't expect Chen Xi to be so out of tune.

Eat western food with retractable chopsticks in your trouser pocket!

To use Chen Xi's own catchphrase, that is—is your head caught in the door and turned into a persimmon cake?

Even a casual person like himself has seriously studied western food etiquette all afternoon. At least he has done welcoming guests before, so a little bit of professionalism will do!Ok!

Di Ye was in a mess in the wind, and Chen Xi's eyes were already shining. He swished the retractable chopsticks away, rolled up the sleeve of his suit in twos and pressed down on the big snail on the plate, and picked it up with the retractable chopsticks. Take out the snail meat inside.

During the period, those crescent eyes were scary, like a rat spirit who suddenly found a bucket of lard during the winter.

Zheng Qifeng stopped eating the snails, stopped drinking the red wine in the glass, and stopped holding the elegant and refined airs. His fox eyes were full of shock, as if he was frightened by Chen Xi.

Di Ye felt resentful. There was only one difference between him and Chen Xi when it came to eating. He himself ate nothing but feces and leeks. Chen Xi also ate feces and leeks. Back then, Qi Ming spent 1958 yuan. The walnut Wenwan bought for his father also failed to escape Chen Xi's poisonous mouth. This guy directly smashed the two walnut Wenwans with bricks and ate them.

Qi Ming was so angry that he wanted to fight, but it was Di Ye who made the fight for them. In the end, Chen Xi bought another pair of walnut papers and said weakly: "I know this is wrong, but I just want to taste what it tastes like." of."

Di Ye: "...how does the 1000 yuan walnut taste?"

Chen Xi said with a gray face, "It's a loss, it's a blood loss!"

Di Ye recalled this indescribable past and glanced at Chen Xi again. Although it is impolite to always stare at others when eating western food, he couldn't stand Chen Xi stealing the spotlight.

I saw Chen Xi chewing the snail meat in his mouth contentedly, puffing out his cheeks and saying: "I knew that rich people like to eat western food, luckily I brought a chopstick, otherwise I would ask the waiter for chopsticks." What a shame."

Di Ye: "..."

Lu Xun: "..."

Zheng Qifeng: "..."

Chen Xi ate happily, her pink and tender cheeks swelled up and down, like a little pink hamster eating.

Di Ye gave a thumbs up in his heart: "Brother is a ruthless man!"

As he sighed, he skillfully picked out the snail meat and threw it into his mouth. It was strange to say that he had a special affinity with baked snails these days, as if there were snails in everything he ate.

After the appetizers, there was soup. As soon as the fragrant seafood soup was served, Chen Xi picked up the soup bowl and drank it in one gulp. He didn't even use a spoon. a look.

The two of them could wear a pair of trousers, and one side would wink and the other side would immediately know what it meant.

Chen Xi's eyes are saying: "If you are a brother, hurry up and embarrass yourself with me."

Di Ye put down the spoon in his hand, then picked up the soup bowl with a serious face, and said to Chen Xi who was beside him: "Shall we make a bowl?"

Chen Xi picked up the soup bowl at chest level, touched the bowl with Di Ye in a very serious manner, and sang a drinking order in a crisp and youthful voice: "Sesame flowers are blooming steadily."

Di Ye held back his laughter, and said in a deep and pleasant low magnetic voice: "After drinking this bowl of soup, you are mine."

Lu Xun coughed lightly.

Di Ye rubbed him with his knee, Lu Xun immediately hooked his calf and rubbed it lightly, Di Ye finished the soup without changing his expression.

With Chen Xi as a living treasure, this Western meal was quite cheerful. He ate with his retractable chopsticks throughout the whole process. When eating steak, he just grabbed it with his hands. His beautiful petal mouth never stopped. He chewed. The speed has always been very fast, and the bulging cheeks have never been deflated. It is simply a pink and tender hamster.

Western food is not enough. Chen Xi's appetite has always been amazing. After finishing his steak with lightning speed, he looked at Zheng Qifeng's plate with hunger.

Zheng Qifeng had just cut the steak into small pieces, and he looked at Chen Xi's hungry eyes with a bit of internal injury on his face.

Di Ye suppressed a smile, and cut the steak with trembling hands. He had just cut a knife, and Lu Xun had already handed over his plate of cut steak, which made Di Ye slightly stunned.

Holding the fork, Lu Xun suddenly said to him, "Next time we eat western food, I will bring you a pair of chopsticks."

Di Ye: "???" He obviously knows how to use a knife and fork, so what are you doing with chopsticks?

Boss Lu's mind is becoming more and more difficult to guess, Di Ye shook his head in his heart, and said to Lu Xun: "Okay, as long as you are happy."

When the desserts were served, Chen Xi yelled that he was not full. After drinking a glass of red wine, Zheng Qifeng stretched out his hand and pinched his face, squinting his fox eyes and said, "You are a reincarnated starving ghost, don't yell, there will be more later." seafood."

Chen Xi cheered up: "What kind of seafood, do you have lobster, abalone and oyster?"

The corners of Zheng Qifeng's mouth twitched, and he gave Chen Xi a hard time: "You can finish eating the Alaskan king crab first."

Chen Xi looked at Zheng Qifeng with a happy face, Zheng Qifeng moved his eyes away, covered his eyes and made a crying expression.

Di Ye gritted his teeth and said, "Once I have the kitchen knife in my hand, I will cut all the love and affection in the world..."

Before the dog word was finished, Lu Xun who was beside him suddenly came up and kissed Di Ye on the face, so the dog word stuck in Di Ye's throat, he turned his head to look at Lu Xun, Lu Xun moved away Eyes, but the corners of the mouth are slightly curved.

After the seafood feast was finished, Chen Xi came out of the Binjiang Restaurant with a bent waist. He supported his waist, burped loudly and said weakly to Di Ye, "Touch my abdominal muscles quickly." Is it still there, it’s hard to get out of practice, don’t hold on anymore.”

Di Ye mocked: "How could you be overwhelmed? You don't have abdominal muscles at all."

The two argued for a long time, and finally Zheng Qifeng helped Chen Xi into the car, Di Ye sat in the co-pilot, Lu Xun fastened his seat belt, Di Ye smiled and said: "Chen Xi is very interesting, unlike the one I saw When I went to a big scene, I felt guilty. The first time I ate Western food, the appetizer was baked snails. I looked at the forks and tongs beside me and didn’t know how to use it. I felt so embarrassed at the time.”

Lu Xun's expression moved slightly, he turned the steering wheel, and asked casually: "Which restaurant did you eat the baked snails, is it delicious?"

Di Ye swallowed a piece of mint and said, "It wasn't at a restaurant, it was at a friend's house. The scene was quite grand. To be honest, I was terrified at the time, but I still had to pretend to be calm. Can't be looked down upon by him."

Lu Xun's heartbeat gradually became violent, but his face remained calm. He turned the steering wheel to the left, and his tone was still cold and casual: "Then what kind of soup are you drinking?"

The mint twirled on the tip of Di Ye's tongue: "It's vegetable soup, and the side dish is lemon sea urchin with fried fish in cream sauce. I didn't know the taste the whole time, but I knew the dessert was delicious."

Lu Xun held his breath and tried his best to keep his face normal. He asked lightly, "What is the dessert? I'll make it for you when I go back."

Di Ye crushed the mint candy in his mouth and said, "The dessert is mango pudding."

There was a bang in Lu Xun's head.

Di Ye continued: "I'm allergic to mangoes. At first I thought it would be okay to eat a pudding, but who knew that the next night I developed a red rash all over my body. It was so uncomfortable that I couldn't touch it or scratch it. I sat by the window looking at the stars in a particularly depressed mood, and didn't sleep all night, and my friend was very interesting, and actually stayed with me all night."

Lu Xun couldn't help trembling all over his body.

Is it a coincidence?

But is there such a strange coincidence in the world?

I am stumped that I have really entered another time and space, and it is stumped that those things actually happened?

So what happened to Di Ye, did he encounter the same situation as him, did he meet another self in another time and space?

Lu Xun clenched his teeth and tried his best to maintain his composure. After he drove the car to his home, he pestered Di Ye to do it once.

In the middle of the night when Di Ye was sound asleep, Lu Xun quietly got up and walked to the huge French window in the living room.

He didn't know if this method would work. When he stood in front of the window for half an hour without success and was about to give up, the familiar humming sound came again, and the brightly lit night scene under his feet suddenly turned into sparkling lights. the sea.

Lu Xun lowered his head and saw Di Ye sitting cross-legged in front of the floor-to-ceiling windows. He was wearing a white silk nightgown, his face and exposed skin were flushed, and there was a strong smell of medicine from his body.

Lu Xun heard himself say, "Sorry, I didn't know you were allergic to mangoes."

Di Ye laughed and said, "It's me who is greedy for food. I thought it would be okay to eat a pudding."

Lu Xun saw himself sitting beside him watching the sea with him.

Di Ye looked at the sea quietly, even though there was a rash on his face, it didn't affect his eye-catching appearance and amazing charm at all.

Di Ye was so itchy that he couldn't sleep. Lu Xun really sat by the window and watched the sea all night. Lu Xun saw that he insisted on staying with him. In the middle of the night, he was so sleepy that he fell on Di Ye's shoulder in a daze. .

Di Ye looked down at him with complicated eyes, the mask on his face finally broke a gap.

Lu Xun didn't know how he should feel at this moment, he watched Di Ye carry him to bed, carefully and gently took off his clothes and covered him with a quilt.

Lu Xun felt a little sour in his heart, the person he loved was like this, he couldn't be cruel when he should be cruel, time and time again the bottomless tenderness made him indulge in the beautiful false appearance, slowly destroying his reason and Patience makes him more and more greedy.

As long as there are people, how can it be possible?