Countdown to Poverty Eradication

Apart from lamenting that he is poor, what else can Di Ye say.

Boss Lu Xun is going to take him to live a luxurious life of capitalism again. He plans to take him shopping on weekends. However, Di Ye, who used to pay attention to material comforts, doesn't like it at all now. He can't wait to sleep 24 hours a day. At home, whenever he thinks of the speed at which Lu Xun spent money for him in his previous life, he now feels a sense of fear.

Because according to the experience of the previous life, whenever he went to a certain place, Lu Xun would spend money crazily for him, it was really like flowing water.

What impressed Di Ye most was that they went to a very expensive trendy brand store. It was the first time they went shopping after Lu Xun and him were together. At that time, the new autumn and winter sweaters and coats were very beautiful. There are a total of 28 sets of Harry Potter joint sweatshirts. After looking at each one, Di Ye felt that he liked each one very much, so he suddenly encountered a difficulty.

He was holding a gold and red lion hospital co-branded hoodie and couldn't put it down: "My God, this design is too poignant for me."

The shopping guide lady smiled like a flower: "I think each style is very suitable for you, do you want to try it on?".

As the saying goes, Buddha relies on gold clothes and people rely on clothes. In addition, his age is also the time to pursue fashion, so he happily tried the co-branded models of Lion Academy without taking the trouble.

The effect of the upper body is naturally very amazing. Lu Xun sat on the side and watched silently. At that time, Di Ye had just been with Lu Xun for a week, and he didn't know the temperament of this thigh. Hua spent the whole day with a cold expression on his face, it was hard to know what was going on in his heart.

Although Di Ye really wanted to hollow out Lu Xun's pocket, he also knew that there was no need to rush this matter, let alone make an inch of it, so he just asked people to wrap the seven sweaters of the Lion Court.

Lu Xun, who had been silent all this time, suddenly said lightly: "Why don't you try the Snake Court, I think it is also very suitable for you."

As soon as Lu Xun spoke, Di Ye immediately hit the snake with a stick. The villain in his heart was overjoyed, but he said with a reserved face: "I like it, I like the clothes in this store, but there is always a choice. Well, you can’t take all of them home, you can’t even carry them.”

Then the classic boss routine came, just like on TV, Lu Xun said to the shopping guide lady coldly: "Wrap up all the new ones this season."

Di Ye, who thought he could at most buy another set of the Snake Yard joint model, was completely shocked.

The shopping guides in the store started to pack clothes frantically, and Di Ye suffocated and asked, "How do I get this?"

Lu Xun said calmly with an iceberg face: "I called a car."

Half an hour later, an extended Lincoln stopped at the door, and two people wearing suits and vests and white gloves got out of the car. The bags containing clothes were placed all over the floor, and the two shopping guide girls moved with the two people several times.

Di Ye has always been in the state of 'poverty limits my imagination', he got into the car in a daze, and then went to the seaside villa in a flicker.

So now he absolutely can't go shopping with Lu Xun, he doesn't want to experience the fear of being drowned in scarlet letters at all!

However, no matter how crazy he hints, no matter how he expresses that he is actually an otaku who doesn't like to go out, no matter how considerate he pretends to make Lu Xun pay more attention to his work and rest... Anyway, all efforts are in vain.

When he said: "Oh, I still feel comfortable lying on the bed and don't want to move at all."

Lu Xun said, "Do you want to order a better bed?".

......

When he said: "Oh, I'm actually an otaku and I don't like shopping at all. It's really tiring to walk around."

Lu Xun said: "That's good, why don't I book the top floor of Binjiang Hotel, we can see the night view."

......

When he said: "You are so busy at work and the company is developing so fast, I think you should take care of the company's affairs. It is a good time to work hard while you are young."

Lu Xun put his arms around him: "The busiest time has passed, wait for a while now to form the core team, and I can put aside the company's affairs and concentrate on being with you. I heard that you like to watch the stars. Why don't we Go to Finland to see the aurora."

......

Di Ye felt bitter, but he couldn't say it.

So after Lu Xun took care of the company affairs and prepared to take over the top floor of Binjiang Hotel, Di Ye fell ill again.

He has to be sick.

The Binjiang Hotel is more expensive than the French restaurant in Laoshizi, and the top-floor reservation fee alone costs 30 yuan.

30 is [-] days, rounded up is a whole year, not counting the expensive foie gras, the expensive red wine, the expensive snails and the expensive steak And a bunch of other messy things that are expensive and expensive.

In his previous life, he and Lu Xun had been there several times, and there was never a time when the cost was less than 50.

Are you moved?He dare not move!

Lu Xun rushed back in a hurry, Di Ye had already swallowed a big mango by pinching his own neck.

Why swallow the mango, because he is allergic to mango...

This time he really had a fever. Not only did he have a fever, but he also had a large rash on his body, which stretched densely all the way to his face, which was painful and itchy.

Di Ye cherished his face so much, he took a few sips of ice water and pressed his hand, then called Lu Xun.

Along with Lu Xun came the nanny car from last time. Di Ye was stuffed into the spacious back seat by Lu Xun. The two male doctors took a look at him and came to a conclusion.

The younger male doctor asked: "What kind of food did Mr. Di eat today?".

Di Ye: "Mango".

The male doctor let out a groan, then pushed the gold-rimmed glasses on his face with a senior voice and said, "It must be because of the mango allergy."

Lu Xun on the side breathed a sigh of relief.

Di Ye pretended to be surprised: "Really, I don't remember eating mangoes like this before."

The young male doctor was happy: "Mango is Schrödinger's allergy. Before you are allergic, you never know whether it will cause allergies. Sometimes when your resistance becomes low, you will be allergic. Anyway, I don't eat mangoes. Even if you eat it, you have to take a pill before eating it."

Di Ye is happy.

Lu Xun was silent. He had been frowning since he got in the car. Di Ye knew that he was disappointed again, so he purposely felt sorry for Lu Xun. It will be disfigured, if I am disfigured, do you still like me?"

Di Ye was doing badly here, but Lu Xun became nervous. He turned his head to look at the two doctors, and the young male doctor said quickly, "No, it's only temporary, just take some medicine and put some ointment on it."

Di Ye said pitifully again: "But now my face is so itchy and uncomfortable, it seems to be scratched."

After he finished speaking, he still stretched out his hands to grab his face in a decent manner. Before touching his face, Di Ye's hands were held by Lu Xun.

"Be patient, it won't be good if you catch flowers," Lu Xun said.

"You really only love my face," Di Ye joked.

Lu Xun's cold face softened slightly, he shook his head, a pair of extremely light-colored pupils seemed to be remembering something, there was a kind of gentle sadness on his face, and the cold voice with a natural tone that was as cold as ice and snow became deep and gentle: "I like you because you are good-looking, but I don't like you because you are not good-looking."

Di Ye said quietly with a face full of red rashes: "So it's better to look at the face?".

The two male doctors couldn't help laughing.

Lu Xun also smiled slightly. He seemed a little helpless, but he still explained seriously: "I will notice you and like you because of your appearance, and then have the idea of ​​wanting to be with you, but if Now that you suddenly become fat, old and ugly, then I still like you, my love for you will not decrease at all, and my desire to be with you will not change."

The two male doctors in the car turned their faces to the car window at the same time, pretending to be very interested in the scenery outside the window, and at the same time shouted loudly in their hearts: "They are poisonous, is this a doctor or a show of affection!".

In his previous life, Di Ye never told Lu Xun what kind of rhetoric and rhetoric, and when he was on the rise, he even talked a lot of wild words, but Lu Xun's words really silenced him.

He is a person who sells his appearance and hugs his thighs. His greatest reliance is his unique face, and his greatest fear is that his face that has amazed countless people is slowly aging. This is an inescapable nightmare.

Right now, Lu Xun's words are like a poem he read a long time ago——

How many people love your happy hour of youth,

I adore your beauty, fake or true heart,

Only one person loves your pilgrim soul,

Love the painful wrinkles on your aging face;

Di Ye had mixed feelings in his heart, but he smiled at Lu Xun, pretending to be disapproving and laughed loudly: "Really, I almost believed it."

Lu Xun looked into his eyes tenderly, and said softly, "It's true."