fake emperor

Eunuch Wei finally changed the eunuch's clothes on the emperor's body. After all, he was a little old, so he sat on the ground to rest.He reached out and wiped the sweat from his forehead, then waved to the person who was looking at the emperor curiously: "Come here."

Zhuzi ran over obediently, then sat opposite Eunuch Wei, and said, "Eunuch, what's the matter."

"The next thing our family told you, you have to hear one by one and keep it in your heart, you know?" Wei Gonggong said with a straight face, Zhu Zi subconsciously moved his body, knowing that the main event was coming, he quickly nodded Said: "Got it."

Eunuch Wei pondered for a while, then stretched out a finger and said, "First, your name is Qin Zuo, the only son of the first emperor, who ascended the throne at the age of 15, and this year happened to be weak. It was the Empress Dowager Zhu who was your biological mother. You have a queen, three years The former is dead, and now there is only one noble concubine left in the harem, Mrs. Su. You have a son and a daughter, the son is the legitimate son, and the daughter is the daughter of the noble concubine."

Eunuch Wei talked about the first point for more than an hour, and he heard Zhuzi, oh no, Qin Zuo was dizzy, but he could only write it down desperately.

Why I don't like the imperial concubine, I don't like children, the relationship with Queen Mother Zhu was good before and then it's not good, only good with the queen, but the queen died three years ago.Qin Zuo summed it up and found that 'I' had a bad relationship with everyone in the palace. The only one who was good was dead.She tapped her swollen head, it must be too unpopular.

Eunuch Wei thought that he had explained the affairs in the palace very clearly, and did not give Qin Zuo any time to digest, so he continued to spit out things outside the palace: "Let's talk about the Su family first, it is Su Guifei's. My mother’s house. It’s all a group of warriors, the Su family is distinguished, there are three generals in one family, the old man Su is still the Duke of Wu.”

There were a lot of blah blah blah, Qin Zuo's eyes were already dull.She pulled herself together and summed it up again. The ministers that Eunuch Wei was talking about were either stubborn donkeys or fools, and none of them were good anyway.And because "I" has been pursuing immortality for the past few years, and I haven't been in court for more than two years, and at the beginning, many ministers died, and "I" let them die. It seems that the relationship between those ministers and "I" is not very good .

Of course, according to Eunuch Wei, the pursuit of immortality is such a sacred and noble thing, those ministers who dare to stop it should all be dragged to the Meridian Gate.Qin Zuo had to suspect that Eunuch Wei was also a person who wholeheartedly pursued the way of immortality.

Growing up in a Taoist temple when she was a child, she knew very well in her heart that all immortals are ethereal things, but if she only wants to strengthen her body, there is still a way.She tactfully did not expose it, but only agreed in a lowly manner.

Eunuch Wei was very satisfied with her attitude, he flicked his clothes, and then said: "Our family has already explained to you what should be said, and now we should also talk about the rules in the palace."

Again?Qin Zuo felt that her clever little head was no longer enough, so those behind only listened to it. She thought, she is the emperor, even if she did something wrong, no one would dare to say it?With this thought, he immediately remembered that he was just a fake emperor, and if he showed his feet at that time, wouldn't he be dragged out?She immediately restrained herself and listened intently. As soon as she adjusted her mentality, Eunuch Wei said: "It's almost the above, do you understand?"

She was dumbfounded, swallowed her saliva, and shook her head decisively.

Eunuch Wei gave her a disgusted look, repeated it patiently, then looked at the frowning of the person in front of him, and raised his voice a bit: "You don't understand, do you?"

Qin Zuo was in a dilemma. She was used to it since Xiao Ye, and subconsciously resisted these rules, but seeing that Eunuch Wei was on the verge of breaking out, she nodded tactfully.

Only then did Eunuch Wei breathe a sigh of relief. After talking so much, his throat was about to burst into smoke.If this silly boy doesn't understand anymore, he wants to roll up his sleeves and hit someone.

At this time, the sky was completely dark, Qin Zuo rubbed his belly, she must have been asleep at this point in the past, otherwise she would not be able to bear the hunger.Hearing so much from Eunuch Wei now, he overworked his brain and was even hungrier than usual.She gave Eunuch Wei a pitiful look, the meaning was obvious, is there anything to eat?

Eunuch Wei rolled his eyes and said, "Where can you find food now? You will leave the customs tomorrow, and it won't be too late to eat then."

Qin Zuo sighed lightly, what else could she do, she was hungry.From Eunuch Wei's mouth, I learned that 'I' announced to the outside world that I would practice in seclusion for a month, and now it's the ninth day of No.20, and I can go out tomorrow.She thought to herself, I heard that every month the so-called immortal head in the palace would burn a golden pill to "myself". Seeing that this Eunuch Wei is also a person addicted to immortality, he might be greedy, and in the end he was afraid that "myself" would blame him. Cruel-heartedly under the murderous hands.

She felt that her guess was likely to be true, and she looked at Eunuch Wei with a hint of fear in her eyes.She thought in her heart, this person dared to kill even the emperor, what was she? Wouldn't she have no way out after he finished using her?She stared quietly at Eunuch Wei's back, and her thoughts changed sharply.

Eunuch Wei didn't know what she was thinking, he went in and out on his own, found two shovels from somewhere, threw one to Qin Zuo, and said bluntly, "Come and help."

Qin Zuo hurriedly walked out, and saw that Eunuch Wei had already lifted the bluestone slab in a corner of the yard, and there was thick ground underneath.Eunuch Wei made some estimates and started digging. Qin Zuo instantly understood what he meant and stepped forward to help.

After a long deep pit was dug, both of them were so tired that they lay on the ground, one was old and the other fainted from hunger.

After resting for a while, the two dragged the dead emperor into the pit together, each with a shovel, and cooperated tacitly.This event, comparable to a change of dynasty, was completely covered up underground with handfuls of loess.

A person who sleeps forever, and a person who puts on a dragon robe and walks to a height admired by thousands of people ignorantly, what is waiting for her is glory?Or destroy?At this point, no one knows.She didn't know, and neither did Eunuch Wei.They only know that if the soil is compacted, it is best to jump on it, step on it, and wipe out all traces.

Qin Zuo looked at the flat bluestone slab, and sighed in his heart, that is the Son of Heaven, an existence that used to be unattainable, but now he buried it with his own hands.Qin Zuo shook his head, really realizing what it means to be unpredictable.

In the middle of the night, Eunuch Wei left, because the Son of Heaven never liked other people around when he was practicing.You have to do a full set of plays, and you can't make any mistakes.

The sun rose as usual the next day, regardless of what happened during the night.

Qin Zuo didn't sleep all night, he thought about a lot of things, and found a set of clean clothes after looking around, so he quickly changed into them, she didn't wear dead clothes.

When it was just dawn, she began to look outside.According to Eunuch Wei, someone will come to welcome her out early this morning.She waited for a long time and complained: "Don't these people know what early morning is?"

The gate was almost pierced by Qin Zuo, and finally there were some unusual movements.There was a sound of orderly footsteps, from far to near, and one could tell that there were many people coming.

Qin Zuo held her breath and looked towards the gate. There was expectation, timidity, and apprehension in her eyes, but this did not prevent her from straightening her back. Hearing what Eunuch Wei said, it would be more imposing.She is an emperor, she must have momentum, and she must pretend to be.

The door was fully opened, and a group of young Taoist priests in Taoist robes came in in two rows. In the middle, a middle-aged Taoist priest with fluttering white clothes and long beard came slowly with a whisk.

The corners of Qin Zuo's eyes twitched, that's not the case at all, shouldn't it be a group of eunuchs and maids who came in and shouted long live?Who is this bearded old man!

With a smile on his face, the old Taoist walked up to Qin Zuo, bowed slightly and said, "Congratulations to Your Majesty on leaving the seclusion. Seeing His Majesty's expression, I think this retreat will be very rewarding."

Qin Zuo had a flash of inspiration. This person must be Taoist Lin Xian who was admired by Eunuch Wei when he mentioned it. After she heard what Eunuch Wei said about this priest, she knew that this person must be a swindler.She had seen some magic tricks such as standing chopsticks in water, making fire with white rice, etc. in the collections of Taoist temples, but some little-known tricks, but this person used them to deceive the emperor.

But both the former emperor and Eunuch Wei respected the Taoist priest, so she must not show her feet, and hurriedly put on a look of joy, and said with a smile: "It is thanks to the Taoist priest." In a simple sentence, the vest But already sweating.

This was the first time she was putting on airs, and she was staring at the long beard, for fear of being seen through by him.

Long Beard was taken aback for a moment, why did His Majesty's voice soften so much?But he didn't think much about it, he only said that it was because of the effect of the golden elixir, and he also knew that what he practiced was not a good thing.

Smiling triumphantly, he took out a small pure gold box and presented it to her: "Your Majesty, this is the golden elixir that was cultivated this month. This golden elixir uses countless precious medicinal materials, and there are three drops of celestial dew, which are precious. extreme."

Qin Zuo rolled his eyes. Hearing from Eunuch Wei's description earlier, this fairy dew is probably the mercury mentioned in the book.She had heard that some brothel women ate that thing to prevent pregnancy. Could the thing used for abortion be Xianlu?

However, she still showed a look of extreme excitement, as if seeing Yangchun noodles with oil cakes, she took the gold box with trembling hands.As soon as she got the box, she was really excited, it was made of gold!Resisting the urge to take a bite, I couldn't help whirling, this must be real gold.

Seeing that she was so excited, Long Beard smiled even deeper, and kindly reminded: "Your Majesty, take it quickly."

"Yes, take it." She nodded quickly, took the box and put it in her mouth, she paused halfway through it, pinched herself secretly, hold it steady, don't lose your composure.

After secretly reciting a spell of purifying the heart, he opened the box.A golden round pill was placed in the middle of the box, Qin Zuo shrugged her nose, and a strong smell of medicine and metal was immediately inhaled into her nose, making her sneezed several times, and hurriedly closed the box .

"Your Majesty, this..." the bearded man was surprised. In the past, His Majesty would take the elixir immediately when he saw it. He was afraid that the medicine would not be effective if it was too late. Why are you in no hurry today?

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