Spend well

"Who the hell are you calling a bitch!" This "Miss Yue" picked up the hot tea on the table and slammed it on the face of the black suit with ease.Maybe because he was born a male, he looks quite delicate, but in fact he is quite strong.This attacking anger sank into the boiling water for making tea, and it all fell on the face of the man in the suit.The beautiful couture dress was wet and still shiny.

The face of the man in the suit was cut by a piece of porcelain, and bruises and blood were honestly stuck on that face. He used to be quite handsome, but now he is extremely embarrassed.However, this man's expression was unexpectedly calm - he calmly lifted the broken hair on his forehead, just like Zhuge Liang who was still singing empty plans on the city wall when he was in danger.The bony and white hand lightly scraped the hair on the forehead, shook it, and the shards of porcelain that stuck to the wet hair fell to the ground.Next, he countered calmly: "I didn't scold you, I just said bitch, ah, how can I say this? I thought everyone could understand, bitches think of themselves as bitches, because they don't understand people talk."

"Miss Yue" was about to explode with anger, and his nails inlaid with bright diamonds made the wooden table "click".The heavy make-up and pretty eyes couldn't hide the anger, and turned into a murderous knife in the blink of an eye.He glared at the man in the suit, suppressing his anger and mocking viciously: "Yo ho, you are still fighting back. I thought you were a fool, so you are a dog in the water with bared fangs."

"Don't dare to be, don't dare to be, I am not worthy of being a dominatrix." The black suit sat down and said with a smile, "Oh, by the way, she is not just an ordinary dominatrix, but she also wears a useless handle. She even wears makeup and powder, and she is still transparent." It smells like a male fox, it's hard to pretend."

This is a fight between gods, and it is difficult for mortals to intervene - Hua Changle thought while watching the play.

The invisible smell of gunpowder permeated the air, and it was crackling. It was really difficult for him as an outsider to talk.

"Ahem..." He cleared his throat, trying to adjust the atmosphere, but the two parties in front didn't bother to talk to him.

Second reaction - Hua Changle wants to slip away.He was a criminal police officer and had learned some psychological analysis. From his experience, that "Miss Yue" was so furious that he almost wrote "I want to hit someone" on his face.Besides, Hua Changle infers that he is taking hormone drugs, and those drugs have side effects. If the hormone imbalance causes mental mania, it is uncertain whether this beautiful "girl" will take a knife in the next second.

And experience told him that a policeman should not interfere with other people's private feelings. As the saying goes, it is difficult for an upright official to break up family affairs.He remembered that his policeman brother once complained to him in blood and tears - the policeman comrade had drunk too much that time, and told him earnestly, Laohua, don't get involved in emotional disputes, if you toss other people's feelings, they will complain every minute You, at least you will be scolded and beaten, and at worst, you will be thrown at your door with dirty water, and you will be suspended for investigation. This job is not done by humans, I want to resign!

What's more, it's not working time now, and Hua Changle's presence is only for a relief "blind date money".

He should have realized that there is no free rice in the world.The money came so easily, not because he wanted to be an "extra actor". His blind date was not only a gender abnormal person, but also a violent tigress. If he went to the police for mediation, he would have to make a statement.Thousands of words are less than a single word-miserable!But Hua Changle is always Hua Changle—a silly child who is always optimistic.

"Both of you, please stop for a moment!" Hua Changle interrupted the fight, and helped her rival absorb some of the firepower.

The angry "Miss Yue" aimed at Hua Changle, and fired casually in seconds: "Which waiter? Why are you so annoying, get out of here!"

Hua Changle replied awkwardly: "I'm not a waiter..."

As soon as he finished speaking, the embarrassed black suit on the opposite side smiled.

Hua Changle straightened his collar and said, "I'm really not a waiter, I'm here for a blind date."

"Look at your mother!" The hot-tempered "lady" slapped the table, pointing at Hua Changle with one index finger, and pointing at the black suit, "You two male dogs go to breed!"

After finishing speaking, "Miss Yue" kicked out the door angrily, slammed the door and left, her strength was like an alpha.

The sound of the door slamming was still echoing in the private room. Hua Changle couldn't figure it out, so she had to say to her love rival, the man in the suit: "Well... this matter is probably blown up. Forget it, I don't want to talk about you, I didn't expect him to have such a bad temper .”

Mr. Yue patted the fragments on his body, and wiped his soaked suit with a dry towel on the table: "What are you talking about, you didn't go on a blind date with him."

"What do you mean?"

"My name is Yue Wuyuan. I'm an unmarried alpha. I don't have a car or a house. My parents are still alive. My family has a big business, but I'm unemployed. We're still cousins."

"So, you are my aunt's child?" Hua Changle was dumbfounded.

Yue Wuyuan stood up, coughed lightly to hide his smile: "Can't I still be your aunt's child?"

"Then... the one just now?"

"My mother found it for me, alas, my mother was too impatient, she found me a lot of backup bitches, no no, backup partners, by the way, don't you too?" He doesn't hide his hostility, as if there is no "person" in this world in his eyes.

Hua Changle felt that he couldn't stand it anymore, no matter how much he didn't care about his partner's status, he couldn't stand a mad dog-like mental illness.Thinking of this, he stammered and said: "Actually, I really don't want to have a relationship with you, um... Although it's not very good to say this, but let me just say it, the situation forced me to come as an extra. "

"I understand," Yue Wuyuan said, "I heard that you had an affair with your ex, and you are still short of money."

Hua Changle couldn't hold back his face, like an old saint whose fig leaf was pulled by someone, he lowered his head and muttered softly: "Oh, then you are really smart."

"Isn't it?" Yue Wuyuan didn't hurt or itch, he didn't blink, the taunting bullets on the other side really didn't hit the flesh.

Hua Changle pretended not to understand, and asked, "Then what are we doing now?"

"Oh? Are you stupid?" Yue Wuyuan mocked, "Blind date."

Hua Changle nodded in a daze: "Well, the blind date...how come?"

Yue Wuyuan clasped his hands together and slapped his hands together, sat on the chair over there, changed into a comfortable position, and began to count with his fingers: "Come on, height and age with weight, gender signs plus household registration, education and medical history with files, family relationship How many mouths, salary and taxes, year-end report of performance, how many hobbies, consumer bills report, how is the relationship with the ex, how much is the difference between the car loan and the house loan..."

"So much! You don't even need so much for household registration, what can I say?" Hua Changle couldn't help interjecting. Although he didn't have any expectations for this blind date—it could almost be said to be hopeless, but he took it After taking other people's pocket money, I still want to be a little sincere, "We are all relatives, and we can communicate with each other at home. As for personal information, just check your household registration and you will know it. Why waste your time like this?"

Yue Wuyuan pursed his lips and smiled, Erlang raised his legs, picked up the teacup at hand and played with it, he said unhurriedly: "Actually, I don't care about these things."

No matter how good-tempered Hua Changle was tossed about like this, she was a little unconvinced.He could only think of emergency funds before he persuaded himself to succumb to bourgeois candy.He replied in a good voice: "Then what are you talking about, it's inefficient, it's a waste of time, and a waste of time is a waste of life."

"I'm just kidding you," Yue Wuyuan lowered his head to appreciate the tea soup in his hand, and said with a joking smile, "I'm a bit of a bad person, and I'm very happy when I bully others."

Hua Changle couldn't bear it any longer, and anger swirled in his lungs: "You're not a little bit bad, it's just—so bad that it's impressive."

"Thank you for the compliment." It was a pity that Yue Wuyuan was shameless, but he was proud of it, and took a sip of tea to moisten his throat.

"But you also have advantages. You are very frank, and we like you very much." Hua Changle still has the straight mind of a good old man, and he looks at people and things like this.

Yue Wuyuan didn't expect the other party to actually say "like", he was stunned for a moment, and continued to pretend to be silly: "Why? Don't you think I'm annoying? It's disgusting to see a scum doing bad things to you."

"No, you're not a scumbag. I'm a policeman, and I deal with criminals every day. I see a lot of tricksters. In fact, the most annoying thing is not the tricksters, but the ones who commit crimes and refuse to admit it. That's not simple. Shameless, but heartless, the evidence is in front of them, and they still try to take advantage of legal loopholes, that is the real scum, it is disgusting. Sometimes because they have certain 'connections', the evidence is enough It doesn’t work either. If you go directly to catch it, you will lose your job; if you ignore it, I’m sorry for my conscience.”

Yue Wuyuan didn't expect Hua Changle to be so frank, and the frankness was so natural. For some reason, he felt that this fool was kind of cute.So he followed Hua Changle's words and said: "I think when Nuwa created humans, she probably picked some people out and gave their consciences to dogs. So these unconscionable people started to do whatever they wanted without moral pressure, and went straight to the Qingyun, effortless, very happy!"

"But I don't understand why they can hide their conscience and commit crimes with red seals and checks. I don't hate the powerful, I hate the wicked. As you said, they have no conscience." Speaking of those scum criminals , Hua Changle couldn't help getting excited.

"Man lives like a man, a dog lives like a dog. A son of a carp can jump over a dragon gate, and a son of a mouse can dig a hole in the mud. Mice can't control the waters, otherwise they will be drowned. I mean, people are not omnipotent , a mouse that is too rigid will fall into the water area..."

"Oh, by the way, your clothes are wet, you'll catch a cold." Hua Changle said suddenly, interrupting Yue Wuyuan's words.

It was also at this time that the embarrassed Mr. Yue sneezed.

"Crow mouth." Yue Wuyuan looked at Hua Changle with disgust.

"Why don't you put on my clothes first, it's okay, I don't dislike it." With that said, Hua Changle untied his tie and took off his clothes.

Yue Wuyuan rolled his eyes at this thoughtless distant cousin, and refused solemnly: "I despise you, 'waiter'!"

But the fact is——Hua Changle, the "giant in action", is faster than Yue Wuyuan, the "short in words", and that disgusting gaze can't stop Hua Changle from taking off his clothes, nor can it stop Hua Changle from taking off his shirt. Throw it on Yue Wuyuan.Yue Wuyuan's suit was soaked and cold, he deserved to catch a cold.Hua Changle also wanted to come over to help Yue Wuyuan unbutton and take off his clothes, but before he touched Yue Wuyuan's hand, he was kicked on the knee bone by the other party.

"Don't come over here, different genders can't kiss each other!" Yue Wuyuan was like a black cat with fried hair, very repulsive to approach others.

Hua Changle explained: "Aren't I trying to help you? Are you surprised that an alpha is still worried that I will eat your tofu? And...so weak."

"I was born with a weak constitution. If you don't accept it, you can go to my parents and the director of the fertility and cultivation department. You can ask them face to face, why the sperm he ejaculated and the egg released by my mother carried the gene of a weak constitution, why did I do it? Into this ghostly appearance..."

"How embarrassing, I think your father should be well-educated, and he must not be as poor as you." Hua Changle finished talking and looked at Yue Wuyuan - although Yue Wuyuan looked disgusted, he still changed his clothes.

"Yes, I take it for granted, I don't think they are educated and reasonable at all," Yue Wuyuan sneered, turned his head, and asked suddenly, "My mother has set up a monitoring time outside, and I can't go out if the blind date is endless. Anyway, it's boring, why don't you come and chat ?”

"Your mother really wants you to find a good partner to marry, although you are like this..."

"Stop! It's just a formal AO marriage, I'm fed up. At the beginning, I was forced to find a female omega. As you know, female omega and male alpha are the most scarce, because of genetic problems, genetic pollution and sex-inheritance-ha, You definitely don’t know this, and I don’t bother to tell you. I’ll just say that these people want to save face, insisting that I find a wife that I can take out to show off. In fact, it’s like breeding a pet dog—find a wife Nice bitch to take out for a walk, if I can't find a bitch they'll have to kick me out of the house."

"No wonder your mother is so anxious. It turns out that if you don't get married, you will be kicked out."

"Can a blind date bring sweet love? Can marriage bring a happy life? No, it's just a formality, an eternal formalism. You can go to the Civil Affairs Bureau and spend nine dollars to complete the mating of destiny with your little bitch Proof——Two red books, a dog leash for life. Unfortunately, I am a useless dog, hehe, I will soon become a stray dog. You don't like me, so staying here is a waste of time and life, why don't you buy a one-way ticket to travel to Huangquan."

"Don't be silly, the issue of life and death is not something you can just joke about!" Hua Changle became nervous, no matter how annoying Yue Wuyuan was, he still had his life.Even if Yue Wuyuan was joking, he didn't dare to think that the other party was joking. If it was true, this person would be gone.

"I know," Yue Wuyuan said, "but waste has no right to life. To tell you the truth, I'm a bio-waste produced by inferior genes. I'm commonly known as rice worms, old people, and I can't take care of myself without the care of my family."

Hua Changle recited silently in her heart three times—Amitabha, calm—before she held back her anger, she didn't go over and hit the little bastard on the head like an old woman hitting her son.He sighed and said, "There must be a solution! Your mother even asked me to go on a blind date with you. Male alphas and male betas are infertile. Even the Civil Affairs Bureau won't give proof..."

"You just found out." Yue Wuyuan smiled.

Hua Changle was stunned, "That's right, so why did your mother ask me to go on a blind date with you? It was impossible for us to be together from the beginning?"

Yue Wuyuan walked to the window and leaned against the window frame, and said slowly: "I think back then, when I was born at an untimely time, I met the inspection agency's shotgun for cannon'-the gender inspection system of the fertility department was updated, and it happened that I was born here. What’s wrong. You also know that reproductive sex is the third sex characteristic, which is differentiated later, right. I’m an alpha, but my glands are abnormal, I suffer from pheromone disorder syndrome, differentiated in advance, and the blood test shows that I have omega Physical characteristics, the fourth-generation gender detection machine has detected my gender as an omega, so now my ID card is still an omega. The fact is, after a few years, the development is complete, and I am a mature alpha. ID card It's still an omega."

"It's too tragic," Hua Changle covered her face, feeling sad for him, "Then why did your parents let you go on a blind date with an omega?"

"Problem of face," Yue Wuyuan said disdainfully, "Anyway, it was the fault of the equipment that caused me to have the wrong gender. This can be corrected. They just need to report it and ask the superiors to give me a new ID card, but—— "

"If you really can't find a marriage partner, can you marry an alpha male or a beta male with the help of the previous wrong gender identity card?"

Yue Wuyuan nodded: "That's it. But if this is the case, they will still kick me out, just to give my 'husband' alimony."

Hua Changle jumped up at the table: "Oh my god, you are peerless parents! I still have to pay my parents pension every month!"