Spend well

"Everything goes wrong, misfortunes happen again and again; traffic jams are late, rent is delayed. Bosses are rude, outsiders speak badly; cases are difficult to investigate, and wages are low. O can't afford to marry, and A doesn't want to see him; daily help is not worth a penny. Born to be B , I'm really sorry; contentment is always happy, and the moon is full."

As soon as the words fell, the self-mockery on the person's face hadn't slowed down, and applause immediately resounded in the office, and a group of police officers laughed so hard that they were thrown off their feet.

Hua Changle smirked along with them, and continued: "This is my debut work, titled "Ode to Silly"."

Then, there was another burst of applause.

The flowers are always happy.Although his real life is as tragic and funny as this doggerel, the name fits his personality.The expectations of his parents are fully reflected in the name, which is true at all, always happy and happy, no matter how hard life is, he can still have fun.

Everyone was having fun, but didn't notice a handsome guy in uniform with metal glasses walked in.There was a smell of smoke on that man's body, and as soon as he stood towards the door, several young people who smelled the smell of smoke became alert.When they turned their heads and looked at the ice-cold senior, the smiles on their faces froze and froze—they were just short of being smashed into dross with a single blow of a hammer.

"Officer Gu!" Hua Changle took the initiative to greet her with a smile, just bent over, making his sign look like a receptionist in a big hotel, "Isn't this case just closed? Everyone wants to relax, why don't we just tell a joke. "

Officer Gu kept silent, his eyes were as cold as shining silver handcuffs.

His name is Gu Zishu, he is a smoker and has a bad personality, but he doesn't know what "big background" wins the boss's favor.All in all, his superiors often tacitly approve of his little tricks during working hours.

Hua Changle smelled this body smell and knew that Gu Zishu had passed his addiction to cigarettes at a convenient time.He swallowed, wishing he had behaved normally so that it would be easier for everyone.

Although Gu Zishu looks like an iceberg beauty and a high-altitude flower, he is really narrow-minded inside.Hua Changle still remembered that she offended this person last time, and was put on shoes for no reason.Although the criminal police were busy, the intensity of the office struggle did not drop much.Gu Zishu, the old popsicle, has some background, he is cold to everyone, never looks at anyone, he has always been the only one who punishes others, and no one dares to punish him.

Coincidentally, a gust of cold wind passed through the hall, and the air was chilling.Hua Changle had a guilty conscience and dared not speak, for fear that Gu Zishu would report his incident of gathering people at work and making fun of his boss. After all, it was working hours, and if this matter was blown to the pillow, he would inevitably have to endure it. The "humanoid self-propelled scolding machine" spouted saliva.

Hua Chang was happy to see Gu Zishu ignoring him for a long time, and couldn't help but wink at him: "Do you see this?"

"Huh?" Gu Zishu uttered a word to him, and the strong smell of second-hand smoke came over his face.

"Ahem," Hua Changle cleared her throat, and blinked at the second-in-command in the team, "Didn't you just close the abduction case, why don't you let everyone have a verbal fun? You said that our criminal police work is thankless , I have no money and no right to burn my heart and brain..."

"Hey, you're not looking for fun when I'm here? Poet Hua, please." Gu Zishu made a standard invitation gesture, clearly not giving Hua Changle a step.This man loves to dig into corners, always has been.

Hua Changle's face froze, and she slandered that this old smoker really didn't give face. When the matter developed to this point, she couldn't deal with it. She was in a dilemma for a while, and it was hard to get both. No wonder everyone said that most of the time, people can't have face when they are alive.Hua Changle had no choice but to smash the pot, raised his head and scolded: "Lao Gu, you are not kind, you went to smoke to relieve your addiction, and you didn't allow us to make jokes, isn't this just--only the state officials are allowed to set fire and the people are not allowed..."

Before he finished speaking, another man walked in boldly. He even knocked on the table to show his presence. He was strong and heroic, and he looked like a policeman.As the saying goes, when Cao Cao arrived, the county magistrate who "set the fire" hadn't even opened his mouth, and the county magistrate who was complained about in private arrived.That's right, this person is their immediate boss, the captain of the criminal police, Fang Zhengyi, whom Hua Changle jokingly called a "humanoid self-propelled scolding machine".

It is said that when Fang Zhengyi was born, his parents were busy with their careers, so they had to ask his grandma to register with the child. Unfortunately, his grandma had some dementia, so the word "justice" was wrongly written as "zhengyi". Fortunately, the pronunciation was correct. The family is too lazy to care about this "little problem".Regardless of the name, Fang Team can be regarded as the winner in life that everyone yearns for. He has a dignified appearance, a good salary, a beautiful wife, a son and a daughter, but he is a bit violent.

Hua Changle saw the big brother who entered the door, his old face was very green, so he had no choice but to confess guilt: "Fang team, I was wrong, I shouldn't have deserted at work."

"Didn't you say that only the state officials are allowed to set fire and the people are not allowed to light lamps? Go on. How can we not allow the people to speak out? But, only give you the right to speak out and not me the right to speak out?"

Even from far away, Hua Changle could smell Boss Fang's alcohol reek.This year's leaders had a lot of entertainment, he thought that Fang Zhengyi had just come back from somewhere and was drunk, so he would inevitably shoot curse bullets.Coincidentally, Fang Zhengyi caught Hua Changle again.Come on, Hua Changle thought he was unlucky if he survived the first day of the junior high school but not the fifteenth day.He subconsciously muttered "You—" and immediately swallowed it whole, holding back.The boss of this party did not speak bluntly, but violently. However, Hua Changle did not dare to speak bluntly, so he just thought about it.

Fortunately, Fang Zhengyi didn't pursue it, he just dumped the new case in his hands to Hua Changle, and ordered: "Xiao Hua, make arrangements."

"It must be properly arranged." Hua Changle took the file with both hands, opened it casually, and saw that it was a murder case.

The name of the deceased is Wu Gu, 19 years old, unmarried, living alone, biological sex is male, reproductive sex is omega.On the next page of the dossier, a photo of the scene was pasted: a handsome young man was lying in the bathtub, the whole pool was red, and there were many roses floating on the bloody water, so gorgeous that it was a little aesthetically pleasing.

"Didn't you commit suicide? It looks a little romantic." Hua Changle said casually, and realized that she was scolding in front of the boss.

"Your grandma is so romantic, look here," Fang Zheng was furious, pointing to the description and analysis of the scene on the file, "Forensic on-site examination, the wound is on the left wrist, the direction is consistent with the direction of suicide, there is only one knife, very fast and accurate , very consistent with suicidal psychology.”

Hua Changle was flabbergasted, wanting to refute without confidence: "But... isn't that just suicide?"

"You kid, let's talk after reading it. It's written on it, but Wu Gu's family told us that Wu Gu's right hand was injured when he was a child, and he couldn't use his strength, and he couldn't even write. He is left-handed." Fang Zhengyi looked at it coldly, not distracted His subordinates are like an active volcano about to erupt.

Hua Changle coughed in embarrassment, not daring to perfunctory: "Homicide, the murderer has strong anti-investigation capabilities."

Captain Fang's eyes shone like an eagle, staring at him and asking, "Do you know what's so scary about this case?"

Hua Changle blurted out: "Crime with a high IQ!"

"Fart," Fang Zhengyi let out a mouthful of alcohol, "If Wu Gu hadn't been born with a right hand injury, we would never have discovered that it was a homicide. According to the murderer's proficiency, I can assure you that this is not the first time for him. In other words, God knows how many similar cases we have treated as suicides before, and if we can't catch the murderer, we don't know how many similar cases there will be in the future."

"I understand, this is a big case, let's arrange it immediately." Hua Changle became serious.

However, Fang Zhengyi was not relieved by this, he stared straight at Hua Changle, his face, which was radiant in the past, turned pale with exhaustion, revealing an indescribable anxiety.

Gu Zishu, the noble son of a smoker who was watching a play, came over and patted Fang Zhengyi on the shoulder, hinting him to go elsewhere.

Hua Changle was relieved when the two smokers and alcoholics were gone, but when he lowered his head and looked at the file of the murder case, he couldn't help becoming nervous again—this case is a difficult problem.

Officer Hua didn't put down his things until a colleague said hello, it's time to get off work.

It rained during the day, and it was half dark when I got off work. Although the rain stopped, the way home was still drenched.Fortunately, there is no need to work overtime today, and Hua Changle has a lot of time to go out for a walk.He walked to the bustling shopping plaza, where huge neon signboards flickered frequently, ostentatiously like a stripper in a red-light district, the wet road reflected colorful advertisements, and the whole world seemed to be caught in a carnival of optical pollution.

Hua Changle was sitting alone on the public seat under the canopy, pulling out the cigarettes in his bag and preparing to light it, only then did he realize that he had no companion now.It's a bit desolate to be alone.A few months back in time, he still has a beautiful girlfriend, and now he's gone.

"Snapped--"

Unfortunately, I was out of luck. The lighter was out of gas today, and there was only a "cracking" sound when the switch was pressed, but there was no flame.The mildew god is possessed, and I am frustrated at home!

Hua Changle put away the cigarette case in embarrassment, looking at the billboard of the fast food restaurant opposite, the discount advertisement on the light box moved his heart - but he didn't act.When he opened his e-wallet, he found that his balance was down to double digits, and he had to deal with the landlord today.

As a last resort, the little policeman had no choice but to turn a corner into the supermarket and buy white steamed buns with a [-]% discount in the evening special, and then returned to the rented house in a daze.

Hua Changle now lives in the red-light district of the old city, which is a gray area where illegal and criminal activities are performed every day.If it weren't for the gangster who helped someone catch and hurt the old man last month, was stabbed again, and spent more than half of the medical expenses in the hospital, Hua Changle wouldn't be living in such a miserable life.But the fact is that no matter how much he suffers, he is a good man of 1 years old, with a short memory, as if he has a sad amnesia, and he can live no matter how miserable he is.

As soon as he arrived at the door of the house, Hua Changle saw the head of the rent-collecting elder sister.She is an older prostitute, in terms of reproductive sex, she is a beta.Usually those omega like to use illegal drugs (inhibitors) to suppress the physiological estrus period, but the eldest sister of the landlord is in the custom industry, so she has to use another illegal drug - estrus agent.It was obvious that the estrus agent mixed with low-quality chemicals had damaged her body, and the bad side effects reflected on her face. She looked like she was 40 years old, but she was actually under [-].

"Xiaohua, it's time to pay the rent." Compared to her appearance, her voice was very young.

Hua Changle lowered her head, a little embarrassed, and didn't even dare to look her in the eyes.Although Hua Changle is an upright policeman, and the eldest sister is in the custom business, but under the iron whip of money relationship, their relationship suddenly reversed.

"Sister, life is not easy, brother really has no money." Hua Changle covered her face, not daring to look directly into her eyes.

"Sister doesn't have your brother, no money, fine, pack up and get out." The landlady exhaled smoke rings, and her body was still filled with the aroma left over from work - it seemed to be soaked in oak barrels Red wine, unawakened, fermented fruit aroma with leather and cork suffocation - this is her pheromone smell.

"Tomorrow, I'll go to my colleagues to borrow money, really." Hua Changle decided to lose face.

The eldest sister raised her head and tapped the bench with her slender fingers: "It's a deadline."

"Yes, yes." Hua Changle nodded, "I will pay the rent even if I sell everything."

The landlord raised his head, with eyes full of heavy make-up, like an invincible imperial concubine of the Qing Dynasty throwing a murderous eye knife at the little eunuch: "Who cares if you sell iron, you have to pay me even if you sell your ass to me!" Hand it in!"

"I obey, I obey." Hua Changle said in a low voice, and after a lot of effort, he sent "Lafayette" away.

After he was done, he closed the door in discouragement, and he was relieved.He thought, what a fucking life—don't be like this, swallow the swear words back, it's not easy to live... so be it.

He was bored at home alone, looking outside, eating steamed buns with cold boiled water.The steamed buns were cold and hard, filled with exhaust fumes from the supermarket all day long, and he had to swallow something bland to satisfy his hunger.In order to save their lives, people can happily chew even if there is no pickle, and then swallow it.