I retired as a bestselling author

Today's Demon Realm Mana Power Skynet is a bit lively.

The reason is that someone found such a post on Tianwang.

Hello everyone, I'm Field... Although the name seems to have been squatted, but that's not the point.I just completed the retirement report last week, and now I am standing on the ground of the Human World.Sure enough, after 1300 years, many novel things and many novel occupations appeared in the human world. In particular, there is a kind called brave, whose goal is to eradicate the evil demon king, and is called the incarnation of justice.It is said that it started 200 years ago, but the cause has not yet been found out.

But don't worry everyone, I decided to successfully sneak into the side of the brave man as a card summoner.The card summoner is a profession of the dead that I met on the road. It is very interesting. To put it simply, it is to summon a few cards first, and then draw different creatures on the cards, and there are many local products from our demon world. I just summoned a fire-patterned purple-scaled pig, or a gold card... But this thing has no lethality. I don't know why humans classify it as golden.But no matter what kind of purple-scaled pig it is, it is actually quite delicious. I wonder if I can summon an abyssal purple-scaled pig next time... I haven't eaten it yet...

1# The first small steel cannon in the devil world

I couldn't help but laugh out loud when I saw the host's ID, but I just wanted to say one thing when I saw the official certification mark on the back: hold the grass!Missing Persons Returns! ! !

2#Do you know who my father is

Grass Grass Missing Persons returns!

3# This man has two brushes

God, the official certification Field is big! !I thought it was an accident after not updating for so long, but I didn't expect it to be because I was addicted to work and couldn't extricate myself...

4# Have you seen the shiny sword in my hand?

So Da Da went to the human world again!I like Da Da very much. Back then, my mother’s cooking was so bad that all the neighbors within a 20-meter radius would be stunned by the taste alone. My dad almost couldn’t bear it. In the article "100 Ways of Cooking Multi-legged Neptune", although I didn't catch Neptune, I learned to cook it with other things, and now I am a famous chef in our area!

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12#Who took my dumb hair

The story of the fourth brother is true, because I am one of the few neighbors of the fourth brother. The dishes his mother cooks are really super delicious. He almost starved to death when he made the dishes within a radius of 4 meters.It smells so good! ! ! !

16# Have you seen the shiny sword in my hand?

Thank you, thank you, thank you for your affirmation of my mother, I also decided to learn cooking now, and try to open a snack bar at the end of the year, and I will give you a discount at that time!

20#Practice good handwriting to facilitate signing

Didn't any of you find out that the original poster actually said that the fire-patterned purple-scaled pig has no lethality! !

21# Let's have a cup of black tea

Not only did I see it, but I also saw that the latter sentence is delicious... Although the fire-patterned purple-scaled pig is not good at fighting, but everyone said that the purple-scaled pig is delicious, so I immediately went to shoot a purple-scaled pig, and now it is in It's in the pot. [Attach a piece of processed pork]

22#Wait, the manuscript will be given to you tomorrow

The upstairs is not very kind...

23#Field was preempted

Uh... It seems that everyone is very interested in the practice of the fire-patterned purple-scaled pig?But because of the conditions, I just put him on the fire and roasted it. If you are interested, wait until I go into the town to learn how to do it and then share it with everyone.Closer to home, I have now successfully contacted a brave man.Speaking of which, it is really difficult to get a job in the world now. It’s not like 1300 years ago, a person could do anything. The brave man I met actually had a work card for the brave. He said that those who didn’t have this work card were all fraud.

I am a little thankful for my good luck, otherwise, if I followed a fake brave man, wouldn't it become a spread of fake news...

However, I also found something very interesting, called the transmission crystal, which can record the dynamic human beings. This thing is really useful for our demon world!I have persuaded the brave man to take me to find the master who invented the transmission crystal after he leaves the forest, and then a large number of them will be introduced to the demon world, eh!There must be a lot of expenses left for the Demon Realm. [Attach Julius' work pass]

35#Have you seen my shiny sword?

My God, Field is in the human world and his heart is in the devil. He is obviously a book writer, but he has devoted his heart and soul to the financial problems of the devil...

39#Practice good handwriting to facilitate signing

Maybe I was an expert in finance before retirement. It is normal to care about financial matters.

41#Wait, the manuscript will be given to you tomorrow

you!At once!no one!Notice!that!Crystal! ! !By the way, do jobs in the human world have to take exams now? !

42# Demon Realm Employment Association official

Exams...is a good way...

43# Let's have a cup of black tea

Wait, please tell me that the upstairs must be a high imitation! ! ! !

44# Wait for the manuscript to be delivered to you tomorrow

The upstairs upstairs must be a high imitation! ! ! !

45# Where is my mother's Italian cannon

Definitely a high imitation!I don't listen! ! !

46# three-color cup

Work permit...a bit handsome...

47#Tea party every day

I seem to have witnessed the birth of a new CP...

48# Let's have a cup of black tea

I seem to have seen some kind of strange creature extending its claws towards the male god...