[Onmyoji Reversed Wear] Ever since I got the boss Ibaraki

Ibaraki Zhenfei Chief Big Brother stared speechlessly at the second SSR "Ibaraki Doji" lying on the list, and couldn't help falling into a long silence.He raised his dark golden vertical pupils to look at Qiao Xinshu, his thin lips twitched, but he didn't say anything.

Immediately afterwards, he heard the woman beside him yelling excitedly: "My God, I got Ibaraki-douji! One shot!"

True flesh and blood Ibaraki Doji: ... Hehe.

"Hey, let me tell you, you can get a blue talisman by sharing this on the scarf." As she said that, Qiao Xinshu quickly clicked to share, and watched a blue talisman pop up on the interface, with a feeling of "earning" satisfaction.

And Ibaraki's scarf, which has been registered for a long time and is covered with weeds, finally has the first news.

The big monster silently recorded all of Qiao Xinshu's operations. Then, he saw that Qiao Xinshu switched the channel for drawing cards, clicked on a blue symbol again, and drew a slanted pentagram.

The talisman flew backwards, turning into a meteor-like pink light and falling into the summoning array. When the last ray of light dissipated, the phone vibrated suddenly——

[Sacred Families] Tong Muci drew a mysterious spell and summoned the rare SR shikigami Jinyu Ji!

The cute and soft little loli blinked and stood in the center of the summoning array, and the little carp behind her swayed and looked cute.The purple word "SR" on the left gave Ibaraki a deep understanding. At this moment, the boss had only one thought in his head: they are both fish, so why is this purple?

Thinking that I smoked a basket full of carp essence, the boss fell silent again ==

"Give it to me." Ibaraki leaned over, took the claw machine from Qiao Xinshu, and said incredulously, "You just happen to be lucky!"

Qiao Xinshu let out a hehe, thinking secretly: I know I'm just lucky, but I'm sure you're right, boss [Mother's tolerant smile]!

I have to say that Ibaraki's learning ability is indeed very strong. He changed the channel like Qiao Xinshu, clicked on another blue talisman, and drew the same slanted pentagram.

When the blue talisman turned into thousands of streamers and disappeared from the interface, Qiao Xinshu found that Ibaraki's eyes were frighteningly bright, and he vaguely looked like a madman.In the next second, she saw those eyes dimmed suddenly, and an extremely familiar child's voice came from her ear——

"Oni-chan, stick your head in the mud!"

Qiao Xinshu: Hold back, don't laugh!

The virgin waved her little wings and told every non-chief with an innocent voice that her brother accidentally dunked his head in the mud... So the most deceitful sister in the world is not the puppeteer who made her brother into a puppet, but A virgin who travels all over the server to pass on the history of her brother ==

But when he saw the virgin, Ibaraki's tall and straight back was bent a little bit, and it seemed that even the blood-red horns on his head drooped.Although he kept silent, he still wanted to maintain the reserve and dignity of a big monster, but in Qiao Xinshu's view, he looked aggrieved like a child who couldn't eat candy, it was... pitiful.

Inexplicably, Qiao Xinshu softened her heart.Ibaraki can be regarded as a wanton and calm big monster no matter what, he had never run into a wall anywhere, but in the end he was defeated by the non-qi of drawing cards.

Man is not as good as God, an SSR must be like this... It's not easy!

"Hmph..." Suddenly, Ibaraki sneered, and said in a slightly indifferent tone, "I understand that I can't get a close friend."

Qiao Xinshu looked at him in a blink of an eye, waiting for the next article.

"After all, my best friend is often drunk, so it's normal that I can't hear my call."

Qiao Xinshu: ...

"But the other monsters are really stingy!" Ibaraki said with some righteous indignation, "For example, Ara, didn't I overturn his broken hut when I beat Arakawa? I, Ibaraki Doji, have put down my figure first and wrote on the blue talisman I put his name down, but he didn't respond!"

Qiao Xinshu twitched her mouth: "You... overturned Huang's hut? Wait, why did you fight with Arakawa?"

"They lived by the sea, and I met them when I went to ask for pearl powder." Ibaraki recalled, "Arakawa gave Hongye and me a box of pearls and ten pieces of mackerel, and repeatedly told us not to tell Ibaraki Doji. I didn't realize that the woman next to Hongye was pretending to be me."

Qiao Xinshu: Inexplicably feel sorry for the salted fish king QAQ

"Hehe, then I beat him!" Ibaraki said with his head held high, "As a result, the power of the ghost hand was out of control, and it overturned Huang's thatched hut."

"But I can't blame me. Huang has a quirk. He likes to live in a fragile hut. It is said that it is a habit and temperament he retained when he was a human being. But how can the hut block the power of the ghost hand?"

Qiao Xinshu: If you have a womanizer, you are not qualified to say that she has eccentricities, right? ==

"Then is he angry? Did he do anything?"

Speaking of this, Ibaraki's eyes lit up suddenly, and his expression was a little excited: "Of course, he is a formidable opponent, and he is completely at the top level among big monsters. I fought with him so hard, that kind of hearty battle and blood. Just the memory gets me excited!"

"I told him that if he wins, I, Ibaraki Doji, will let him dominate!"

Qiao Xinshu: ...Boss, how much do you want someone to control your body==

"Then..." Ibaraki slumped down again, puzzled, "He stopped suddenly, and went to build a hut without interest."

Qiao Xinshu: ...

"Don't mention them, I also wrote the names of other big monsters." Big brother Ibaraki continued, "The name is the shortest spell, and I added some monster power, but they didn't respond."

"Didn't it just accidentally destroy the little deer man's medicine garden during the battle?"

"Isn't it just to tell Yaodao Ji, wearing the same kimono, I can be a hundred times more beautiful than her."

"Isn't it just to tell Qing Xingdeng that the stories she told are not good at all."

"Isn't it just scaring away a few believers in front of the Yimulian temple?"

"Isn't it just pulling a few feathers from the big tengu?"

"No, it's just..." Ibaraki complained incessantly, "It's really too stingy, these trivial things can still hold grudges for so long."

Qiao Xinshu: ... Boss, just tell me which other monsters you didn't offend. ==

"So... what about Gu Huo Niao?" Qiao Xinshu wanted to save the boss's SRs, "She likes children, right? You shouldn't have any conflicts with her?"

"Oh, I was scared and cried the child she brought up." Ibaraki said blankly, "She got angry, and called Yizu Zhentian, Jiu and a whole mountain of bird monsters, chasing me and pecking at me for three days and three days. night."

Qiao Xinshu: ...Boss, why are you so mean==

"So... what about the others? For example, what about Haifangzhu, Guishihei, Guishibai?" Qiao Xinshu asked with some despair, "You don't have anything to do with these, do you?!"

"Umibozu?" Ibaraki recalled, and finally said in distaste, "He is so ugly, I suggested that he become a demon again, and he was so angry that he gave me a big wave."

Qiao Xinshu: ...What are you going to do to kill you, my boss==

"As for the ghostly black and white brothers." Ibaraki clicked his tongue, "The ghostly white once restrained the remnant souls of women in the workshop, and accidentally met me disguised as a woman."

"Unexpectedly, he actually cared about the woman I pretended to be. As a result... I was hunted down by Gui Shihei for seven days and seven nights. Then I found out that the whole underworld doesn't welcome me."

What else can there be? Gui Shibai's first love was strangled in the soil by the real body of the boss before he had time to germinate. Gui Shihei only chased him for such a short time, which is already magnanimous ==

Qiao Xinshu opened her dead fish eyes: "Boss, do you have... a monster you haven't offended?"

"Yes, Two-faced Buddha." Ibaraki replied seriously, "He is so ugly, I don't even want to talk to him, and of course I won't have anything to do with him."

Qiao Xinshu: ...

Makes sense, Boss Ibaraki, if it weren't for the fact that the shikigami drawn by the blue talisman had at least an R card, I suspect you wouldn't even be able to draw an R card!

"Then, boss..." Qiao Xinshu sighed deeply, "Give me your phone, I'll smoke it."

She was so exhausted, so sad that she couldn't breathe.She couldn't help feeling a little sympathetic to Shuten-douji for such a big guy who was causing trouble everywhere.

"Boss, I want to ask, how did Da Jiangshan survive so many years after you provoked so many big monsters?" Qiao Xinshu asked, "Won't the little monsters be scared away? Won't the big monsters come to make trouble? "

"Oh, I told the little monsters that if they don't come to settle in Dajiangshan, they will be killed."

Qiao Xinshu: ...well, you have offended even the R card==

"As for the big monster... there's no need to care about it." Ibaraki said indifferently, "I told them, whoever wins me, I will hand over to whoever controls me. As a result... no monsters took the bait with such an attractive condition?"

Qiao Xinshu: With all due respect, no demon will come ==

"Only Shuten-douji, my best friend, will never leave me."

Qiao Xinshu: Didn't you unilaterally pester him? ==

But speaking of Jiu Tun-douji, Qiao Xinshu suddenly thought of a question that had been lingering in her mind for half a year.

"By the way, sir."

"Ok?"

"Sake Tun-douji..."

Ibaraki turned his eyes, saw her attitude of hesitant to talk, and suddenly fell silent.Sure enough, compared to other things, she cared most about Jiuten... Just when he thought she would like him to inquire about what Jiuten likes, what he usually does, and what taboos he has like all the women who love him, But I heard her ask an irrelevant question——

"That... his wine gourd..." Qiao Xinshu asked cautiously, observing Ibaraki's calm eyebrows from time to time, "the mouth of the wine gourd grows under the gourd, right?"

"Yes." Strange, why did she ask the wine gourd?Does she want to make wine for her best friend?

It's pretty smart, Shuten really likes wine, maybe she can still please him.Izuku thought a little sleepily.

"When he drinks, he lifts the gourd and sips it, right?"

"Yes." Ibaraki frowned, thinking that these questions are stupid, why not hold it up to drink?

"Then here comes the question..." Qiao Xinshu struggled for a while, and finally said, "If the bottom of the gourd is the mouth, then where Jiu Tun drinks from mouth to mouth... what part of the gourd is it?"

Ibaraki: Hey, wait...what part of the gourd? !