[Onmyoji Reversed Wear] Ever since I got the boss Ibaraki

In China, the two groups of urban management brigade and square dancing aunts are collectively called "black wind and double evil".The former can stop children crying at night and peddlers flee, while the latter can make adults frightened.

But when the urban management brigade and the square dancing aunts took off their titles and cloaks of "Black Wind and Shuangsha", they turned into a bunch of middle-aged men and middle-aged women, buried in the crowd seemingly ordinary, speaking with words. The image of a gossip forcibly intervenes in the lives of young people, constantly adding to the trouble, and never tired of it.

And Qiao's mother is obviously a microcosm of the square dancing aunt who has retreated from the large open-air stage ==

She wore a friendly and unusual smile, her slightly plump hands folded on her lower abdomen, and she sat in an elegant, straight posture.A pair of almond eyes looked at Ibaraki lying on the hospital bed, with the kindness and kindness that middle-aged women are accustomed to, and the tone of speech was like an elder who had known each other for decades.

"How did you get into the hospital, young man? A fall or a bruise? This is an orthopedic department...Looking at the way you are lying down, don't you hurt your legs and feet?"

Ibaraki was stiff all over, subconsciously turned his eyes to look at Qiao Xinshu, but the latter gave him a helpless look, and quietly... took a big step back!

Hello!woman!

Ibaraki couldn't go up or down at one breath, and his liver hurt from holding back.

"The young man is in good health and recovers quickly, and your complexion doesn't look like a broken bone..." Mother Qiao sighed, and after she finished speaking a long series of words, she realized that she hadn't given this little girl any time. Time for young to answer ==

"Look at Auntie's temperament, she can't help but say a few more words when she sees an outstanding young man." Qiao's mother said decently, "I didn't wait for your reply. Don't be annoyed by Auntie, I'll look at you, just like you Same as my kids."

Appeared!Just the phrase "I see you as I see my child"!

Qiao Xinshu's alarm bell rang loudly, she looked at Ibaraki's ignorant and ignorant expression, and couldn't bear to look away.

"So, if there is anything you can talk to Auntie about." Qiao's mother said compassionately, "Your parents are probably busy. You can also say that you are inconvenient in life. If you can help, I will help you. If you hurt your legs It would be inconvenient to get in and out of bed, by the way, do you want to go to the bathroom? I'll ask my wife to help you!"

Ibaraki: ...

Father Joe: ...

Qiao Xinshu: ...Mom!Is it necessary for you to control others to use the toilet as soon as you meet ==

Zhou Ziyu moved to Qiao Xinshu's side with concern, and said in a low voice, "I probably understand why my mother and your mother became best friends...the way of talking is exactly the same!"

Qiao Xinshu nodded, and said numbly: "If you see it a lot, you will find that many mothers talk like this. Moreover, they will never talk awkwardly!"

The two couldn't help but think of their several blind dates, and shuddered in unison.

Didn't see that even if Ibaraki didn't speak, could her mother still talk about the dryness of the sea? !

In fact, this can't be her mother's fault, Ibaraki's face is too striking, and Qiao's mother...is a face controler at heart.When I see a pretty guy, I like to ask him if he has a girlfriend, and then bring the one he likes to her... Blind date ==

"How much longer can she talk?"

"We have to wait for her to enjoy herself..." Qiao Xinshu said in a sad voice, "When I get tired of talking, I will stop."

Zhou Ziyu immediately expressed deep sympathy for Ibaraki lying on the bed.

Ibaraki: ...

"The young man is really a gentle person. Are you afraid of strangers?"

Incomparably fierce and unrefined ghost king Ibaraki: ...

"Auntie has said so much, but I don't see you replying."

From the beginning to the end, the boss who can't intervene: ...

"You child is really introverted! Are you hungry and have no energy to talk? Do you want to drink chicken shredded seaweed soup?"

Ibaraki with cocooned ears and loveless life: ...

Qiao Xinshu tried to save her welfare: "Mom, isn't that bowl of shredded chicken and seaweed soup for me?"

Ibaraki looked at her faintly: "Girl, you are finally willing to speak, but... it's just for a bowl of soup?" !

"A bowl of soup, are you still reluctant to give it up?" Qiao's mother accused, "Look at you, you are standing, and other people's children are lying down. You must have never eaten lunch. Your conscience will not hurt when you eat ?"

Ibaraki's eyes are like lightning, and he is learning and selling: won't your conscience hurt? !

Qiao Xinshu rolled her eyes back: ...Oh, I have no conscience, Keke==

"You broke your finger, but others broke your leg. This is the pain of dire straits!"

Ibaraki who is really in dire straits and suffering: ...

Qiao Xinshu: I think as long as you are willing to shut up, he would rather break his leg ==

The boss was lying on the bed in a daze, and he deeply found that Qiao's mother's mouth... was seven points more powerful than the exorcism spell chanted by the priest of the famous temple...

If he becomes the first ghost king in history to be read to death by a human woman... Ibaraki can't help but start to lose his mind, as if a substantive picture appeared in front of him——

When his good friend Jiu Tun heard the news that he died in the mouth of human beings, he was deeply saddened, and rushed down the river and mountains with the wine gourd to avenge him, but in the end, he failed and was read to death ==

Ibaraki: ...

Jiu Tun: You'd better die in peace, I won't avenge you.

Ibaraki: Good friend, won't your conscience hurt? !

Shuten: I have no conscience, Koko.

Ibaraki: ...

The image of the horse running in his mind was thrown away, and when Ibaraki came back to his senses, he heard Qiao's mother greet Zhou Ziyu earnestly and said, "Ziyu, this child is afraid of birth and his legs and feet are inconvenient. You can feed him some soup." Bar!"

So, Ibaraki saw Zhou Ziyu sitting in front of him holding soup with a blank face and holding a spoon in his hand.

Ibaraki: ...

Zhou Ziyu took a deep breath and showed a sinister smile: "Don't worry, it's not poisonous... You are the second man I have fed besides A Ling."

The second man I ever fed...

fed man...

man……

A spoonful of steaming chicken shredded seaweed soup was delivered to Ibaraki, and the aroma of the food pierced into the tip of his nose, but this time, Ibaraki not only didn't think it smelled good, but was dripping like poisoned.

The boss expressed his ugly refusal, and cast his eyes on Qiao Xinshu, who was retreating. He narrowed his eyes, bared his teeth and said, "I'm strong and strong..."

Sure enough, in the next second, Qiao Xinshu appeared in front of her at the speed of light, grabbed the spoon from Zhou Ziyu's hand, and stuffed shredded chicken seaweed soup into Ibaraki's mouth, filling up the unfinished standard lines!

Zhou Ziyu was taken aback for a moment, and then read: "Wow, what are you talking about?"

What wow?What does the dog eat?Why did Qiao Xinshu react so violently?

Fuck you wow dog!

Ibaraki felt that his words had been repeated by Zhou Ziyu so much, it was... irritating!

The boss snorted lightly, his eyes cold.Qiao Xinshu thought that if this continues, Ibaraki will have to quit. To be honest, it is a miracle that he can survive under her mother's hand for so long. If he is restrained again, he might not be "wow" in a while. , but "the whole city was eaten by dogs"...

She expressed that she didn't want to see that miserable situation, and was willing to become a saint warrior to save the world ==

Guessing that her mother had said the same thing, she moved over slowly, and said eagerly: "Mom, Ziyu and I will help him, you can go first."

"Ziyu?!" Qiao's mother was slightly surprised, "So you... oh, yes, yes!"

She opened her eyes and smiled, thinking that her daughter's movements were really quick: "Then you and Ziyu help him out, I'm going back with your father, and I won't disturb you!"

After all, she winked at Father Qiao suggestively. Father Qiao understood, and looked at Zhou Ziyu with more than a little gentle eyes.

The second elder took Qiao Xinshu's hand while talking and laughing, and passed a few whispered words, pretending to pull her out of the door calmly, and gently closed the door, as if asking her about her progress.

Qiao Xinshu looked at Zhou Ziyu bitterly: Brother, take care!

Zhou Ziyu: I think you are the one who should take care!

The door of the ward was closed with a "click". In an instant, Mr. Ibaraki threw up the quilt and jumped off the bed, stretched out his claws and pinched Zhou Ziyu's neck.

"Stupid human being, how dare you offend me!"

The translator is working faithfully, but the battery is almost reaching a critical point.

Zhou Ziyu listened to "stupid human beings", and only felt that Ibaraki's second illness has not been cured, so he needs to be sent to Yang's house to be shocked a few times ==

It's just that men understand men after all. Zhou Ziyu is a practical person. When Ibaraki clasped his neck, he knew that he would definitely lie down in a fight.That would be a shame...

So, how to resolve this crisis of life and face?

Zhou Ziyu showed the old driver's smile, raised his mobile phone and said to Ibaraki, "Don't get too angry."

"It doesn't matter if it's too big, just watch a small movie."

Zhou Ziyu sold a poisonous Amway: "Collector's Edition of Island Love Action Movie, can't you watch it?"

Ibaraki frowned and asked, "What?"

Zhou Ziyu felt the loosening of the neck, and smiled: "Of course it's... a good thing!"

Qiao Xinshu, who was being interrogated outside the door, suddenly felt creepy ==