[Onmyoji Reversed Wear] Ever since I got the boss Ibaraki

How to teach Ibaraki Doji how to use the claw machine skillfully is a technical task. After all, from the Heiankyo period to the 21st century, there are countless Mariana Trenches between Qiao Xinshu and Ibaraki Doji.

The most important thing is that Ibaraki Doji suddenly came to this world, and he happened to come to China... So, as a three-no black household with no diploma, no household registration and no ID card, how can he live in China where "you are not allowed to become a master after the founding of the People's Republic of China"? Survival is the primary issue that Ibaraki Doji needs to face!

Nowadays, more and more young people believe in science and worship the power of science and technology, which has caused deep panic in the traditional jumping god industry, and has also caused a market impact on the scary business of monsters.Where should the big monster that has been passed down for thousands of years go?What kind of unknown secret lies behind all this?

Welcome to today's "Exploration Discovery", I am the host Qiao Xinshu!This episode...

Ah bah - bah bah bah!

After struggling to close her mind, Qiao Xinshu's inner theater has become a dog.Since Ibaraki didn't have an ID card, the selection and activation of "Newton Apple" could only be done by Qiao Xinshu. She diligently went to the National Bank to apply for a credit card, which was exclusively for Mr. Ibaraki.

After everything was arranged properly, Qiao Xinshu had gone from a loyal dog to a dead dog.She drank a bottle of water in one gulp, ate a pineapple bun in two or three bites, and rolled up her sleeves to teach the boss how to use the claw machine correctly.

Her movements were extremely rude, and she didn't have the image that a girl should have at all. However, the "majestic posture" that killed a bottle of water in one breath was quite a bit of Shuten's usual chicness, which made Ibaraki look slightly sideways.

"No, this——" Qiao Xinshu opened the translator, taking out a pen and paper to write and draw on the coffee table, "It's a 'mobile phone', mobile—"

Deliberately elongating the tone and speaking loudly, it really caught the attention of the boss. Ibaraki stared at the two delicate handwriting on the white paper, and was very surprised-this woman can actually read? !

In his impression, no matter when and where, the group of "women" has always been in a dominant position among human beings. Even though they shoulder the heavy responsibility of raising an entire race, human men don't give them much respect.

What's more, human men deprive them of all kinds of freedom and rights, and use them as reproductive tools to keep them in the back house. Apart from giving birth and raising children, they can't take a step out of the cage in their lives.Not to mention being literate, it is even impossible to drink water rudely.

The reason why there were so many monsters in the Heian-kyo period, and many of them were powerful monsters-such as Guhuo Bird, Net Bride, etc., was all due to the huge resentment of human women.But even knowing the root cause, human men are still unwilling to change the status quo, and instead suppress human women even harder, so that the vicious circle continues for hundreds of years.

This is why monsters look down on humans.

Half of the prosperity of a race is due to the existence of strong and tenacious females.Every gregarious monster race respects females very much. Females raise their offspring to become a powerful race, and males do their best to protect the females and their offspring. This is a symbiotic relationship.

The stronger the female, the more powerful the offspring can be.Not only will the male not prevent the development of the female, but he will even take pleasure in the birth of a strong female.But when they were born to humans, females only have one function—reproduction.

It's ridiculous.

They are weak and incompetent, and only cry when they are in trouble.They are being teased and don't know how to resist, and some of them can't even protect their own children.Therefore, when he knew that Jiu Tun-douji had fallen in love with a human woman, he would be extremely furious!

But now, in this completely unfamiliar place, facing Qiao Xinshu, a new century woman, Ibaraki Doji's inherent impression of human women is gradually breaking the ice.She is alive and vivid, and she is fundamentally different from the "dead things" he has seen.

If Jiu Tun fell in love with such a woman, it wouldn't be a surprise... After all, there are few literate women, so it's still possible to manage accounts when you bring them back to Dajiangshan!ah!As expected of his best friend, he has always been so prescient!

Shuten Doji: If I have the foresight, I swear to hide from you ==

"Mobile phone..." Unknowingly, Qiao Xinshu felt that the eyes of Mr. Ibaraki staring at her were a little scary, she shrank her head and lowered the volume, and she was so cowardly.

Unexpectedly, instead of embarrassing her, Ibaraki opened his thin lips lightly like alms: "Mobile phone."

Not only was her pronunciation standard but also so deep and magnetic, Qiao Xinshu felt a tingling electric current pass through her ears, her back straightened subconsciously, and her eyes widened.

Boss, can you really be so sua?And did you really not learn the word beforehand?It's so hot, is it really okay to learn such a standard after reading it twice?

Ibaraki smiled dignifiedly, but he still underestimated the profoundness of the Chinese language system, so that——

"Read after me—software!"

"Egg pieces."

"..."

Qiao Xinshu twitched, and the tip of the pen slanted to make an ugly mark: "Soft—piece! Soft!"

"Oggy, eggy egg."

Qiao Xinshu lost her temper immediately, so she retracted her preface, the boss is a master who doesn't distinguish between n and l ==

Taking out a box of milk from the grocery bag, Qiao Xinshu said in a more emphatic tone, "Milk."

Ibaraki: "Liu Lai Ao."

Qiao Xinshu: ...

Well, the road is long and long, and I will search up and down.

Learning a language is not a one-day solution. Qiao Xinshu finally relied on the translator and taught Ibaraki how to download the app from the "Eggware Mall".During the period, the boss was like a child who got a new toy, his eyes were full of interest, he held the newly released translator and clicked left and right, having a great time playing.

"Humans can actually create such a magical thing." Ibaraki said with emotion, "It seems that it is useless."

Qiao Xinshu: Thank you for your compliment, but I am not happy ==

After confirming that Ibaraki was proficient in using the translator, Qiao Xinshu began to teach Ibaraki how to make calls, and repeatedly emphasized that "110", "120", and "119" should not be dialed at will.

Qiao Xinshu: "The one with two sticks and one egg must not be dialed."

Ibaraki: "Why?"

Qiao Xinshu: "I'm afraid you will be wanted by the whole country as soon as they come."

Ibaraki: "Oh... what about the other one?"

Qiao Xinshu: "With two sticks and a duck, you must learn to dial."

Ibaraki: "Why is that?"

Qiao Xinshu: "I'm afraid that the person who provoked you will be killed by you."

Ibaraki: ...

Qiao Xinshu: "Two sticks and a grass ball can only be dialed when it is on fire."

"Stupid woman." Ibaraki scorned, "Why should I solve the problem by such a crude means as setting fire?"

"Boss Ibaraki..." Qiao Xinshu took a deep breath and continued, "I'm afraid you'll blow up the kitchen while I'm at work."

Ibaraki stopped talking, and just when Qiao Xinshu thought he understood the connotation of the words, the boss held back for a long time and finally choked out a sentence: "What is 'kitchen'? What is 'going to work'?"

Faced with the poor vocabulary of the boss, of course I choose to forgive him ==

Qiao Xinshu: I can no longer talk happily┑(￣Д￣)┍