[Onmyoji Reversed Wear] Ever since I got the boss Ibaraki

With Ibaraki as the old driver and Hoshiguma as the co-pilot, is that normal?

It must be impossible ==

When it started, the train moved forward steadily at a speed of 50 meters per second, rising to a high altitude at an angle of [-] degrees; after its altitude gradually increased, Hoshikuma seemed to be unable to bear the speed of "turtle crawling", and sped up a little step...

It's nothing, but the angle of the car is tilted a bit, the water in the teacup is a little swaying, and the chess pieces on the chessboard are slipping a little bit.

The monsters could bear it, and after a short pause, they still played cards, chatted and ate snacks.

Unfortunately, the good times don't last long.

After finding out the coordinates, Ibaraki opened the Rashomon on the dome. He sat on the locomotive, looked at the approaching tunnel, and then saw Hoshiguma's "snail" speed, and let out a soft snort.

"Hoshiguma, speed up." Ibaraki urged, "Rush into Rashomon at the fastest speed, and use your strength to move forward, so you can avoid the torment of the storm."

The huge white bear turned its face sideways, and turned its fierce eyes: "Okay, you use your demon power to protect the car."

"Of course, how could I let my guest have an accident." Ibaraki immediately released his demon power, covering the whole train together with Hoshiguma within the scope of the domain.

It's just that they guessed the beginning, but they couldn't guess the end.They thought it was enough to protect the iron sheet of the train, but they forgot that there is an irresistible force in the world——inertia ==

When Hoshiguma felt that everything was in order and began to accelerate, the people in the car did not notice the approaching crisis at all.

From tens of meters or even hundreds of meters per second, when the wind speed suddenly increased to even rapid speed, the monsters still maintained their inherent state and stagnated in place.

So, it resulted in——

Qingming, who was sitting on the soft seat, was about to stand up and pour water, but unexpectedly, she shook and was suddenly pushed onto the seat by a strong suction force!The carriage was suddenly elevated, and the speed was at its peak. Seimei felt that the hat on his head was "swiping" up, his clothes were undone, and his hair was dancing wildly like a demon!

Yuan Boya on the opposite side fell out of his seat unexpectedly, threw himself straight at Qingming, hit his jaw, and the two big men rolled together together with tea and cups.

"Kagura!" Boya came back to his senses, and hurriedly stretched out his hand to catch Kagura.

But the little girl's weight was relatively light, and she had no strength to stabilize herself under the action of inertia. She fell into the rear of the carriage like a cannonball, and collided with the big tengu who was about to take off.

Ootengu caught off guard and hugged a ball of soft tender body, he frantically pushed back in fright, but in the confusion, his palm rubbed Kagura's chest.

The big tengu pinched in disbelief: ...

Kagura: ...

"Ah—pervert!" Kagura screamed from the rear of the carriage.

Soon, however, her screams were drowned out in a great chaos.

Guhuo bird rolled up the cub, raised the umbrella sword and nailed it firmly to the seat; the black and white boy ate a mouthful of flying chess; Kaguya Ji was covered in ice cream; Dangerously stuck in Yasha's ear, and cut off his hair; the judge's ink splashed on the bookman's face;

The picture scroll was spread out in a mess, and it was full of... Demon Sword Fairy...

She is sitting, lying, standing, lying on her side; she wears red, white, blue, and purple; she holds a knife or not; she is elegant and dignified...she is coquettish...

"Scholar—you idiot!"

The carriage rises at [-] degrees, and the high speed close to the right angle makes the soft seats and sleepers a mess!

Arakawa's motion sickness medicine got into his trachea, and he stuck to the wall of the sleeper like a gecko, unable to get up; Arakawa managed to stabilize his body, but unexpectedly, his face tilted, and he instantly smelled the big lump on Arakawa's foot. Bad taste——

shortage:……

He was fainted from the smoke, and with a shake of his hand, he let go of the escalator leading to the upper bunk. The tall man who was nearly two meters tall bumped back, and he grabbed a golden "ribbon" in a hurry...

Jinlong was caught, Yimulian was thrown into the air, and the strawberry cake in his mouth choked directly in his throat.He rolled into Huang's arms, and the two dragons of the big monster were entangled and tied into a dead knot, and tied them up by the way ==

The white dragon and the golden dragon wailed, and coincidentally, Huang's lips hit Yimulian's.Soft to the touch, with a light sweet fragrance.

Fengshen's eyes widened in astonishment, and he looked at Huang in blank dismay.

To be honest, apart from sharing a basket of tomatoes, they didn't have much interaction at all.It was only a brief eye contact when they met each other on weekdays, but this unexpected development caught people off guard.

Huang put his hands on the iron sheet, retreated noblely and coldly, and looked at him silently.The gloomy and indifferent supermodel doesn't know that this kind of posture that wraps people in their arms and leaves enough space is called "bidong" in the human world ==

Yimulian's face was a little ugly.

The atmosphere was really embarrassing, Huang felt that he should say something, after deliberation, he suddenly said: "You, ate the cake."

After staring blankly for a moment, he nodded.

"Is there any more?" Huang said inexplicably, "I'll share some."

Yimulian: ...

roll!

Distress was everywhere in the carriage, and Dou Ya had been squeezed into a kennel, and even Qing Xingdeng, Yan Mo, and Huaniaojuan had all gone to the ground!They actually went to the ground one day!

Banshees have messy temple hair, disheveled clothes, and their faces are covered with cards and melon seeds ==

Only Uchiha Madara is as stable as Mount Tai, because——Senju Zhuma immediately covered his body with straw mushrooms, and the thick mushroom man quickly caught his best friend!

Uchiha Madara was lying in a pile of huge mushrooms, looking at the thick mushrooms around him, he couldn't help but fell into thought.

Senjuzhuma was covered with mushrooms on his face, and he stretched out his mushroom-covered hands to stabilize Uchiha Madara's figure, and he raised a mushroom-like smile: "Madara, are you okay?"

Uchiha Madara:  …

He stared out at Sharingan, and stared at the mushroom man like a neurotic. He only felt that Senshouzhujian was too dirty, and mushrooms of this shape grew out!

This is clearly a jerk!

The chaos didn't end there. When Hoshiguma pushed the train into the tunnel, the fierce space storm pierced through Ibaraki's thick demon power, pulling the air in the carriage to roll up!

After the monsters changed their new postures, they were forced to change their hairstyles——

When the storm hit, it blew the feathers of big tengus all over the carriage, the picture scrolls of Shuweng Shibajin all over the space, and the judge's ink all over everyone's faces...

Huang's domineering black hair was blown into chicken coop, Yimu's smooth silver hair was blown into silver mother, Yao Dao Ji's long ponytail was blown into Tianjin cannabis flower, Qingming's long white hair was blown into white The explosion, even the bald head of the one-eyed monk was blown off the dust and became brighter ==

……

Hoshiguma and Ibaraki didn't expect that the movement in the carriage was so loud that it would skew the direction of the train.

They chose the right time—late night; they chose the right coordinates—this world; but they didn’t expect Rashomon to be mischievous again==

The other side of the space tunnel points to the bottom of Kanas Lake in Xinjiang, which is known as the legend of water monsters.So, when Ibaraki and Hoshiguma rushed out of the tunnel first, they were crushed into "small pancakes" by the high-strength water pressure.

And the big monsters in the carriage never expected that after the speeding and the strong wind, there would be such a scene of flooding Jinshan? !

The monsters who have been drowned: I really doubt that this trip is a trip to hell ==

……

This is a large crescent-shaped lake. The deepest part of the water is a hundred meters deep. It is said that there are unpredictable monsters hidden.

The mystery of the Kanas Lake monster has fascinated countless tourists, and even the relevant departments have sent many people to investigate.Day after day, year after year, legends of water monsters come and go, and the monitoring equipment nearby is a bit outdated.

In a certain tour group, a group of college students sneaked out of the dormitory rather restlessly, and rushed towards Kanas with cameras and infrared cameras on their backs.Even though many people have warned them that the night is dangerous, how can a young man who is full of blood listen to the opinions of the old man.

The more the elders stop, the more they want to do it.

"It's reasonable, why did I choose to major in film and television editing and directing back then? I wanted to cry without tears! I spent a lot of money paying fees, doing favors, begging for work, and running errands. It hurt me!" Some boys ran out of breath, He asked his companion, "But having said that, can we really graduate from Kanas if we choose Kanas as the subject matter?"

"Team leader, the theme of Kanas has been used badly!" A girl whispered, "I heard from Ban Hua that her group is going to make a short literary short film, and she is the protagonist!"

"Come on, there is nothing to envy." Someone said, "Our group is generally low-value, so we don't need to shoot anything. We can't compare with the rich second generation. We have no money to invest. This time we came to Kanas to shoot. Borrowed money to get this second-hand equipment, alas... hope it turns out better.”

"Group leader, group leader, you should say something!"

"Shut up, there must be something going on tonight!" The team leader pushed his glasses, directed everyone to come to the lakeside, and set up a camera, "You may not believe me, my ancestors were Feng Shui masters, and they were still doing this during the Republic of China Eat, but after Wenge, there is nothing left."

"I learned two hands from my grandparents, so I can do simple divination." The group leader said inscrutably, "I did a divination before I came here, and the corresponding divination is in the west; I did a divination last night, Something must happen today!"

"Team leader, I beg you not to brag! Can you just be crowed? Last time you told me that I had a problem, I was fucked by my girlfriend."

"Yes, last time you said that I had a situation, my wallet was stolen."

"That's right, the team leader you said last time that I..."

Suddenly, the shallows of Kanas Lake vibrated slightly, which was not noticeable at first, and everyone thought it was an illusion.But gradually, they found that the stones under their feet were trembling, and the sand and gravel were trembling; then, layers of bubbles appeared in the water of Kanas Lake, getting bigger and more, like It's as if something is about to roar out of it!

"Team...team leader..."

"It can't be an earthquake!"

They barely stabilized their bodies, but they didn't notice that their team leader was trembling nervously as he pinched the tortoise shell.There was a terrifying aura coming from the bottom of the lake, sweeping with thick blood, which made him shudder.

what is that? !

The team members backed away screaming, but he rushed forward, grabbing the camera and rushing towards the lake.He waved away the hands of the team members and kicked away those who blocked him, his eyes behind the lens were crazy.

"My ancestors sincerely don't deceive me!" He murmured, "Where there are beast-shaped clouds, there must be the Heze monster..."

And the second his voice fell, the entire field of Kanas trembled.The lake was boiling and rolling, the mountains and forests were trembling and messy, and there was a roar that shook the world from the bottom of the lake!

He heard the screams of the team members, but he excitedly picked up the camera - locked!shoot!

"boom--"

A huge white bear with a height of [-] meters galloped out from the center of the lake. He was dripping with silver light under the crescent moon, and the fluffy long hair shook off a burst of water droplets.The giant beast rushed towards the sky with its teeth and claws open, its body seemed to be bound by layers of vines, like something that sealed him...

"Roar--"

Xingxiong raised his head to the sky and screamed, pulling the [-]th train out of the bottom of the lake.Tons of water fell from the carriage, like a waterfall, so beautiful that it made people tremble.

"God... oh my god..."

"My mother... my mother!"

The college students by the lake collapsed on the ground, looking at the Godzilla-like monster in horror, speechless.Only the camera that fell earlier was working faithfully and captured this terrible scene!

Ibaraki on the locomotive looked sideways slightly, and naturally saw a few humans on the shore.He raised his eyebrows, and grasped the dense monster cloud with five fingers and one claw, but saw a burst of black mist coming, the force of lightning and thunder fell, and a violent aura swept over the scene, covering countless traces...

And after the thunder and lightning, where is there any white bear, where is there any horror...

By the lakeside, the college students were limp on the ground, panting heavily, and some were so frightened that they fainted.Search and rescue personnel arrived on time, and many security personnel also arrived at the same time.

"White bear... I heard there is a white bear in the lake?"

"Yes, it's too big! You monster! You can see it clearly from the hotel in the distance!"

People were talking and talking loudly.

The young team leader calmly buckled the backup and handed over the camera equipment to the police.He raised the corner of his mouth and smiled, knowing in his heart that after tonight, he would be a hot new star.

……

At around four in the morning, a video of the appearance of the Kanas Lake monster was released in the Xinjiang area, and it went viral on the Internet half an hour later, attracting the attention of everyone.

At dawn, Ibaraki and Hoshiguma, who were beaten up by the monsters, led a large group of "relatives" to successfully settle in the single apartment area that had been booked earlier.In the end, it was found that there were not enough rooms, and everyone "reluctantly" lived together.

At six o'clock in the morning, "Water Monster Appears" and "Monster White Bear" topped the headlines.

At seven o'clock in the morning, Qiao Xinshu picked up a feather duster and swung Ibaraki for a while, and then she saw words such as "Kanas mysterious train" and "ghost car that disappeared and reappeared" were popular...

Qiao Xinshu strikes Ibaraki a second time.

At [-] o'clock in the morning, because Arakawa couldn't bear the smell of tap water, he turned into an otter and rushed to the embrace of the aquarium. During the process, he was almost run over by a truck when crossing the road, but was finally rescued by Ibaraki.

Qiao Xinshu expressed deep sympathy for him. She put boiling water in the basin, sprinkled salt, mixed it with cold water, and put the little otter Arakawa in it.

Arakawa said comfortably: "Let's pack spicy noodles again, some more Coke, give me some kelp and sake, um... pinch my shoulders again!"

Ibaraki's face turned dark, and Qiao Xinshu was very moved. He turned on the gas stove, lit it, and put the pot together with Arakawa on it to cook.

Arakawa: ...Grandma, I was wrong, I was really wrong, I dare not dare again QAQ

At nine o'clock in the morning, Yuan Boya angrily led Kagura to find Daitengu to settle accounts, but when he rushed into Daitengu's apartment, he saw him hugging his bald, blown, and bald wings , burst into tears.

Yuan Boya: ...

Kagura: ...

At ten o'clock in the morning, Yimulian was eating snacks non-stop. Seeing this, Qiao Xinshu rationally bought an electronic scale for him and handed Yimulian a yoga exercise book; After thinking for a moment, I picked up the scissors beside me...

Jin Long and Bai Long twisted and struggled in fright, and it didn't take long to break the knot.

shortage:……

Is it fun for you to stick together and play with me?Um!

At eleven o'clock in the morning, Qingming took off his hunting clothes, put on the Hanfu given by Ibaraki, let go of his long silver-white hair, and walked out the door holding a folding fan.He thought that wearing Hanfu in this country would not attract attention when going out, but it wasn't until he walked out of the apartment that he realized——

Why are men's hair so short here?

Why do women here wear so little?

Why was he surrounded by a group of people when he went out?And they still won't leave!

Why did they stick up and rub against him?Wait, what is a signature?

No, not right!etc!let go!Don't touch there! ! !

Qingming was terrified!

……

At one o'clock in the afternoon, Seimei returned to the apartment with a chicken coop in a trance. The moment he closed the door, Uchiha Madara next door just pushed the door open.

Uchiha Madara said to Senju Hashirama: "Since you are here, let's go out and have a look."

Senjujuma excitedly grew a head of straw mushroom ==

Uchiha Madara: ... idiot!

The author has something to say: PS: Qiao Xinshu: The heavens will send great responsibilities to the people, and they must first work hard... Bah! MMP!Why do you want to drop the big job to me!I'm not the savior!

Hongye: Please let me give birth!I haven't had sex in ages!

Yan Mo: Finally, I can sleep in bed with my darling openly and aboveboard!

Huang: Today...have you eaten cake yet?

Yimulian: Get out!

PS: When the reporter interviewed the various dog competitions in Dajiangshan, the expressions of the dog competitions were revealed——

Reporter: Excuse me, what was your reaction when you touched Ms. Kagura's chest just now?

Big Tengu: ...I'm stunned, I didn't expect her to have breasts...a hand...

Boya: Hehe!

The big tengu dies.

Reporter: Excuse me, what was your first reaction when you kissed Yimulian just now?

Huang: ...This cake should be delicious.

Kagura: If you do this, you will lose Lianbao.

Yimulian: Anyone who wants to share snacks with me will die!

Reporter: Excuse me, what was your experience when you were picked up and cooked on a gas stove?

Arakawa: ...Ah, this is probably the legendary sauna!

Qiao Xinshu: Ibaraki, light him up.

Arakawa died.

Reporter: Excuse me, what can't be said about you being touched by a passer-by just now?

Seimei: ...Someone touched my ass while I was in trouble...

Reporter: Did you go to any strange place?

Seimei: Huh?There are lanterns and bunting, and pink balls.

Reporter: Oh...that was a blind date meeting for men and women in the same city.

Seimei: ...