[Comprehensive Anglo-American] We are professionals in saving the world

50.

"Let's have a shot."

"...What are you talking about?" Mei had a look of disbelief, what the hell, did she come to ask her for sex? !Is this treating yourself like a bird? !Mei's body was stiff, and she immediately raised her vigilance, entered a state of preparation, and looked at him angrily.

"...Uh, I..." Tony just wanted to explain, but was overwhelmed by Mei, who was full of murderous aura like a furious lion.

"Do you have the guts to say it again?!" Mei stared, wishing she could swallow him alive.

"Uh, let's have a shot?" Tony Stark repeated without hesitation, and then hesitantly added under Mei's glaring expression, "A few more shots are also possible. The hair is really a little too little."

Mei was about to be kneeled down by his shameless 'rhetoric words'.Unbelievably looking at the serious, honest boy Tony Stark who looked extraordinarily serious.

After waiting for a while, the other party couldn't take back what she just said, Mei finally couldn't bear it anymore, and looked at Tony with cold scrutiny, trying to find out the meaning of his joke, "Stop joking!"

"I do not……"

"Enough! Stop making such jokes!"

Is Tony a good tempered person?of course not!It seems a little incomprehensible for Mei to misinterpret her words as "jokes" again and again. "I'm not joking." Even when I said that sentence, it was only a momentary 'beautiful and seductive' J bug popped into my head.

"Tony Stark!!" Mei's face turned cold, her eyes were sharp and angry, "What do you mean?"

Tony frowned, and didn't understand why the other party was so angry. Didn't Mei offer a kiss before, "What?"

"I don't want to make it too embarrassing." Mei said bluntly with an ugly face and complicated emotions. It's not her style to hold back. Recently, she was upset by his ambiguous attitude and made frequent mistakes, which made her very upset. "Do you have a girl?" Friends, I don't want to get in between you, so I hope we can keep our distance. Don't make this kind of joke again."

"..." Tony couldn't even wear his glasses anymore. He raised his hand to take off his eyes, and looked at Mei seriously, with big amber eyes and thick eyelashes like small fans, as if he wanted to suck Mei in.

Mei quickly turned her gaze away, not meeting his gaze.Then he heard him say firmly, "I don't have one!" Mei turned her head to look, but the usual smile on Tony's face disappeared, and he looked serious and tough, staring at Mei stubbornly, "I don't have a girlfriend! Never!" After thinking about it, he added, "Those who 'chance' met 'chat' are of course not counted."

Mei didn't speak, and looked at Tony with her lips pursed, only seeing the nervousness of the person, and then asked, "Then... what about Pepper..."

"Little Pepper? What does this have to do with her? I thought I made it very clear last time?"

Mei had black lines on her face, "What did you express last time..."

"Okay," Tony said helplessly, "Pepper and Happy have been together for a long time. We are just friends and family."

"Are you sure?!" Mei looked disbelieving, "I always thought you were a couple."

Tony didn't understand why May thought so, "The facts tell you that your feelings are wrong, Haney. Don't trust your feelings too much, because they are not at all accurate..."

"..." With a blank face, Mei, who didn't want to talk at all, was about to go downstairs to eat something to calm down.

Tony's little patience finally came to an end. He felt that he had explained to May very clearly that he could proceed to the next step. Tony, who was too lazy to discuss these things with me, took a step forward. Without saying a word, he stretched out his long hand and bent He leaned against Mei's lips and kissed her to make up for his longings these days.

What Mei feared most in her life was a sudden attack.The last "romantic" sudden attack caused her to break the bridge of the other's nose with a punch. Since then, her first love has never returned, so she learned from the pain. I'm afraid I can't help the conditioned reflex again.Especially Tony's sudden words just now made her wary of him.

But Tony didn't know about this, so when he suddenly hugged her and leaned over to kiss her, Mei pulled the hand he had embraced and turned around, kicked his calf with her left foot, and with both arms, she shook her. Throw it out.

There was a thumping sound accompanied by a scream, and Tony, who was thrown on the side of the stairs, rolled directly down.

Unprepared, Tony, who was thrown in the face, quickly supported himself on the stairs, and the other hand quickly grabbed the wooden stair railing, barely stopping the downward trend, although there were still 4 A step rolled to the corner of the stairs.

Mei was also stunned by her powerful lethality. Looking at Tony who was climbing up the stairs in a panic, she jumped over in two steps, touched his arms and slapped his legs after helping him up, "Are you all right? Are you all right?" Come on! You fell badly, how is it, are you okay? I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it!"

"..." Trying to convince myself that there is a price to pay for flirting with a girl, Tony moved his painful body stiffly, "For compensation, I would prefer to agree to it with my body."

"I'm sorry, I just had a conditioned reflex just now, and I did that when I was taken aback. It really wasn't intentional." Mei automatically converted his words into 'I'm fine'.He explained emphatically that he was afraid that the other party would think that he was looking for an opportunity to retaliate. _(:з」∠)_

"Conditional reflex...?" Tony gave full marks for this reason, "...you want to tell me your popularity from the side? You have an obscene physique...? That's why you can practice a 'conditioned reflex' wolf defense?"

Mei, who had been supporting Tony, let go in an instant, filled with guilt that was really shown to the blind, or the blind kind, and I really didn't feel sorry at all.This kind of urge to kill a person every minute!This mouth is too poisonous!How did it grow so big safely!

"Can't you speak nicer?"

"That's because I don't need to applaud myself with nice lies."

"Pleasant words don't have to be lies, they can come from the heart!" Mei argued.

"From the heart is the truth, as I always do."

"Please don't make excuses for your low EQ."

"No, my EQ doesn't need to be used in this kind of place." Tony said, blinking, with a strange look of molesting minors.

"Yes, yes, your EQ is used on the cover of Playboy 12 and all kinds of beauties."

Mei looked at him contemptuously, "To tell you the truth, there is an old saying in China that, with hard work, an 'iron pestle' can be ground into a needle, and it refers to people like you."

As Mei spoke, she still cruising his lower three roads with mocking and sarcastic eyes.

"Hey!" Tony subconsciously wanted to cover it with his hands, but he reacted halfway, and simply opened his arms, "Come on, let you experience the experience. Hani, have a sleepless night."

"Hehe." Mei rolled her eyelids, she didn't want to talk, she was too lazy to stand mad with him, and this kind of person was either standing at the door or standing on the stairs, it felt so silly.Get around him and get ready to go downstairs.

Tony felt that this was a waste of time. Now that he had explained everything clearly, he could start the next step.So he grabbed her wrist and pulled hard, wanting to pull her into his arms, and then consciously put his hands around Mei's waist again.

As a result, Mei's body, which was about to step down the stairs, was forcibly pulled to one side.Mei was startled, and pulled Tony with her backhand, feeling Mei's strength.Tony wrapped his hands around her waist more forcefully, Mei couldn't struggle, and could only watch Tony hug her, and the two of them fell backwards in a slow-motion posture.

When she fell in front of the first step, Tony reacted quickly by protecting the back of her head with one hand, and embracing her waist with the other, pressing her into his arms to prevent her from hitting her head when she fell.

Amidst a subdued muffled groan, the two rolled down the stairs like gurgling balls.

"..."

"..."

Mei propped up her arms, and carefully looked at Tony, who was crushed under her body and his face was twisted in pain...

A small, distorted version of himself is printed in the beautiful big brown eyes.

Mei slowly lowered her head and looked at Tony intently. The arms supporting his body gradually bent, and Tony also slowly raised his head and stretched his neck... The warm breaths of the two gradually approached and merged together. ...

"Bang!" The sound of the door hitting the wall.

The two who were about to kiss suddenly raised their heads and looked out the door at the same time. As a result, probably because they were too flustered, Tony's forehead bumped into May's slightly raised chin.

"Aw", "Oh, hiss~" The toothache-sounding flesh-to-flesh sound was accompanied by two painful groans.

Mei straddled Tony's body with her legs, straightened up, and sat astride him, and Tony followed suit, two of them, one holding his chin and the other covering his nose.

There was a close contact between the nose and Mei's chin, and Tony covered his nose, his eyes were red, and tears almost fell down. The pain in the leg that was ignored because of the good atmosphere just now seemed to be unbearable.

I didn't expect to see such a hot scene when I opened the door, as if I interrupted something that shouldn't be interrupted?Peter apologised, a little bit stuck and flustered, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry QAQ, how about you continue?"

Mei rubbed her numb chin, stood up from Tony, sucked her nose vigorously, and controlled the excessive secretion of saliva in her mouth due to the pain, "It's okay, we two, (gudong, swallowing saliva) ) just accidentally fell together."

"..."

Tony and Peter looked at her at the same time with silly looks.

"...I'm telling the truth!!"

作者有话要说：好舍不得揍我家妮妮哦，我可是真爱，（认真脸）

Sweet no, I feel like I'm going to start abusing dogs later. _(:з」∠)_I am innocent, trust me! !