[Comprehensive Anglo-American] We are professionals in saving the world

46.

Mei walked for a long time with Tony in her arms that day, until Tony couldn't help but say for the third time with a pale face: "Honey, you're back to the same place again." Mei had to admit that she seemed really lost~ This place is so big, and it seems to be the same in all directions. She obviously pays great attention to the fact that she has been walking in a straight line, but it is like a ghost hitting a wall, always returning to the same place.

"Then what do you say! You saw it too! I really didn't make a turn! I walked in a straight line!!" Mei Si stared fishily at the big iron doll in his arms.

"..."

Tony was speechless, he didn't know what to say anymore, he was completely speechless! !Obviously the other party has been turning the corner! !Every time he reminded that the direction was wrong, the other party always didn't believe it!Insisting that he is walking in a straight line, what else can he say? !Tony felt that he probably didn't die in the battle, but would die at the hands of Lu Chi instead.

Mei held Tony in place and stared blankly, thinking and thinking, suddenly a flash of inspiration came to her mind.A wonderful note comes to mind, "This is the middle of Metropolis and Gotham, right?"

Tony nodded weakly, not wanting to speak at all.Complicatedly looking at Mei who suddenly seemed excited and full of confidence, she had some bad premonitions.

"I have a solution!" Mei seemed confident.

"What way?" Tony felt that he couldn't have much hope for her IQ, and looked at her suspiciously.

"Superman—help—help—Superman—" Mei hugged Tony, standing in a place like a vast empty grassland.Mei raised her head, her voice contained internal strength, the sound was like a bell, and it spread far away, and it even seemed to echo in the open grass.It was too close, and Tony even felt his eardrums bulging, giving him a headache.

"..." Tony was in so much pain that he felt that his eardrums were about to burst, "Did you turn on some strange switch in your body? A loudspeaker? Don't tell me you're also broken fake robot."

"...cough cough..." Mei, who was already lucky enough to shout the next wave, was suffocated and almost breathless, coughing and coughing for a long time, heart-piercing. "You should be glad that we are on the same boat now, you have to know how I beat up the last slut..."

"Who? I think I'm just too direct and frank. Straightforward is not the same as being cheap. Don't be angry because I hit a pain point. It will make me feel very fulfilled. Don't be too grateful, that's how I help others .” I don’t know if it’s because there are some strange attributes in Tony’s character design, and this kind of talk has to be slapped back or something, which really makes Mei want to throw it down for him.

"Ah——!" Mei suddenly yelled.Startled Tony.

"What, what. Do you want to go to the bathroom?"

"..." Ignoring the urge to kill him, Mei innocently lowered her head and looked at him, "I seem to have left (la) the clown in that warehouse..."

"Hehe, it's okay, maybe Batman will lock you up as an indirect murderer, why am I not surprised at all." Tony said gloatingly.

Mei luck, more luck, took a few deep breaths in a row before she could barely suppress the urge to throw people away, and reminded with a sneer, "You are not 'free' now, so be careful what you say."

"You can't say it, are you going to use force to coerce..." Tony blinked his big eyes, no matter how embarrassed he is now, his face is blue and purple, his beard is unshaven, and he is so ugly!Mei rolled her eyes angrily, and interrupted him directly with a loud voice. "Superman—help~helpme~~~Superman come soon~~~~~~~~"

"Well, excuse me..." A deep and powerful male voice that made people feel at ease sounded from behind.

Mei was startled, turned her head quickly, and sure enough, she saw a tall and handsome Superman in red underwear with perfect proportions.

Superman smiled gently and generously, "Hello, did you call me? Is there anything I need help with?" Although it was Mei and...the 'Iron Man' held by the princess in her arms, he actually had such a I was stunned for a moment, that's why I didn't make a sound immediately after arriving.

"Yeah, please take us out. We're lost. If it's convenient, you can take us to Batman. Uh, do you know Batman?" Mei reminded, afraid that the other party might not know him, "It was last time. The one carried away from my house by your princess."

It's okay if Mei didn't say it, but when Mei mentioned it, Clark's tiger body shook, and his two legs were clamped.You know, the last time Bruce woke up and completely remembered the situation at that time.As the person who took his princess away, he took a piece of kryptonite and hanged him all day in the suburbs... Until now, when Clark thinks about it, he feels his ass tightened. It is really unbearable to recall.

"Yes, I know." The superman who was crying in his heart, but still pretended to be nothing had happened, his heart was bleeding.

"Yeah, that's great, you can just send us there." Mei said excitedly, "Also, you can help me hold him, you know, this thing is made of steel anyway, die Deadly."

"Uh...ok..." Superman nodded hesitantly.

"NO, I refuse!" Tony interrupted their self-talking discussion, and the parties expressed their disagreement. "I don't want to be hugged by a big man like that little wing. I get goosebumps just thinking about it! It's disgusting~" Tony looked disgusted.

Mei was also speechless, "Then what do you want, let him carry you? Does your broken bone hurt?"

"NO, anyway, I don't agree, hey~ just think about it." Tony's attitude was very firm. "Or, he leads the way, you hug me and walk, compared to being hugged by a man princess, I would rather be wronged and wronged by you."

"Hehe! I've really wronged you," Mei's mouth twitched. "Just feel wronged and wronged again. Hold on for a while~Superman's speed is fast~"

Superman, who was watching the two bargaining, really wanted to turn around and leave, what the hell, who was wronged? !Who is the wronged one!He doesn't want to hug at all, okay? !He's not gay either, he said it as if hugging him, he really enjoys it! !He'd rather hug Batman! ! !

"I have a way. I don't need to hug him." Superman couldn't bear it anymore and chose a compromise.

The two who hugged and lay down looked at him at the same time.

"Just hold him tight." Superman smiled softly, looking very reliable.

"Okay." Mei nodded without asking.And at the same time, he tightened his arms and hugged the person tightly.

Superman nodded, left the ground, lifted his big hand on the collar of Mei's back shirt, and held Mei firmly in the position where she hugged Tony, and lifted him into the air.

"..."

"..." Why do the superheroes I met seem not to be as reliable as in the legend... Could it be that fairy tales are all lies...

All the way to Bruce's mansion in a quiet and eerie way.

Embarrassed, Mei accepted the promised reward without hesitation, a century-old ginseng plant with excellent quality.To be honest, this part-time job is really quite simple.The only fly in the ointment...probably is that I owe someone a favor again.Although I am very grateful for the other party's help and timely rescue, after all, if she is alone, unarmed and unarmed, she may end up facing Starscream.However, none of these could make her feel less restless. After all, she seemed to have some unspeakable thoughts about other people's boyfriends, which really made her unacceptable.Not to mention the present who has received more than 20 years of feminist education, even the patriarchal society in her previous life, she didn't plan to have a three-person love, okay!

Therefore, the current situation made Mei really not know what to do.I wanted to say keep my distance, but they didn't say anything. Although they saved me and were good to me, they didn't say a single ambiguous word~ I pretended to be affectionate and asked the other party not to tease me... that's okay It seems that I am too careless~ It seems that I am very unreserved and easy to hook up.

Mei was thinking about all these in a mess, with a bitter face, even the pleasure of receiving ginseng was much less.Mei looked at Tony, who was tangled and unceremoniously lying on the sofa at Bruce's house, playing with a tablet.The bone has been spliced, the wound has been cleaned and bandaged, and even the clothes have been changed. Someone is sitting in front of the sofa playing a tablet, waiting for Mei by the way.

Yes, Tony is waiting for someone to go back to New York together. Given his secretive thoughts and the other person's ignorant and funny personality, he feels that they still need to have a friendly, frank, and win-win communication.

"Steward Alf, thank you for your warm hospitality. We will go back first. Next time you come to New York, you must say something, let me do my best as a landlord." Mei hugged the amiable old housekeeper, reluctantly Said.

"Okay, Miss Parker. Be careful all the way. Here is a snack for you. I hope you like it." Alf's butler handed over the snack he made himself in a gentlemanly manner.

"Thank you~"

The bored Tony dragged his 'disabled' body and walked over, "Alf, I don't want to do it that day, you can go to Stark to find me, and open the door to welcome you at any time." May wanted to cover him Looking at Bruce who was coming down the stairs, he pursed his lips in embarrassment, and poked Tony with his fingers, signaling him to restrain himself.

"Thank you, Mr. Stark." Alf smiled good-naturedly, and was very calm about Tony's poaching behavior.

At this time Tony's cell phone rang, Tony looked down and hung up.The phone immediately rings again...

Mei looked at Tony curiously, ignoring the incoming calls on the phone with a frank face.

"Ding dong ding dong..."

Alf nodded, bent over, and went to open the door.

"Hello, I'm here to pick up Mr. Tony Stark and Ms. Maypack." A husky and sexy female voice came.

"Natasha?" Mei looked at Natasha who suddenly appeared here in surprise.Conscious that the other party is also a sister who has seen her boudoir, and automatically converted into a friend, Mei's tone is very intimate.This made Natasha feel a lot better.

"Pepper has something to do and Hubby left first. I happen to be nearby, so they asked me to come and pick you up for them." Natasha said nonsense seriously.

Although they don't know what hidden card Natasha is playing, Tony and Mei still have a tacit understanding. Under Superman's reluctant, dazed and unbelievable eyes, they leave the hard-pressed Superman and follow her to leave.

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