[Comprehensive Anglo-American] We are professionals in saving the world

42.

"Why do you say that the little bat is so annoying? Don't you think it's ridiculous to give others hope? Isn't freedom bad? Release your humanity and admit your own darkness."

The clown didn't expect May to answer, and now in front of May, he was complaining about Batman intently.

"This world doesn't need hope, what it needs is depravity and darkness. Why doesn't he just admit it."

"Look how good it was before, gray and chaotic, and the whole city smells of corruption. Gotham has never been a place that needs hope. I want it to return to its previous darkness. No, no, no, no, more depravity and more freedom, A truly free paradise!"

Mei looked impatiently at talking to himself, a clown with the world at his feet.I think the most annoying person in the world is probably like this... No one is more annoying than the person in front of you, right?Talking to myself, bragging about... really, that's enough.

Mei frowned and tried to hold back her impatience, listening to the clown chattering in front of her in disgust, pretending to be crazy, threatening and intimidating.She thought to herself that this Batman's efficiency is too low, she hasn't come for so long, if this continues, she really can't help but do it directly.

Mei's hands tied behind her couldn't help moving, looking at the clown who was still wearing the clown makeup that had taken off some color, and looked even weirder, listening to his disturbing grin, she kept trying to persuade Wait for yourself.She also counted on Batman to catch everyone!Although she now felt that such a person in front of her could have an accomplice, but thinking about that voice, she felt that there might be someone out of her mind who formed an alliance with him?

And compared to the clown, what Mei really cares about is the voice she heard when she just woke up, and the source of fire in its mouth.Always feel uneasy that something is going to happen.This anxiety came suddenly, as if some danger was about to come.This intuition has saved her many times.

"... You said that in Batman's heart, whether you are more important than your ex-girlfriend? Will he never recover from this setback and fall into darkness? Ha, I really want to see his ugly and shocked expression at this time. Haha... ..." The clown brought his face closer, and Mei leaned back to avoid the "intimate contact" between the two, but even so, she was sprayed all over the face by the other party's saliva.Mei's eyes turned cold, and she silently began to accumulate anger points in her heart.

"Speak as you speak, don't get so close!" Mei Ya was impatient, frowning, her patience was getting weaker and worse, she really wanted to beat him to death!

……

"Ha, ha ha ha... Don't be afraid, how could I be willing to let you die before I saw the wonderful show? Haha..." The clown thought that Mei was frightened, so he was so excited that he grinned bloodily, and moved Laughing arrogantly in front of Mei.

"Are you the only one looking at me here? Where's your accomplice?" Mei angrily smiled back, pulling the corners of her mouth and smiling slightly.

"Huh? Partner? No, no, no, I don't need that kind of thing."

The clown tilted his head and froze for a moment, and finally stopped his mouth for a while.Then he smiled miserably, "Do you know what happened to the guy who robbed the bank with me last time? Hahaha... I gave them an order, and after I succeeded, I killed him... Then, ha... really Just me. A bunch of stupid things...”

"I said," Mei opened her big innocent black eyes, "are you alone here, the boss behind you, where is the robot guy I heard before I woke up?"

"Boss? That disgusting thing? No, no, no." The clown tilted his head, leaned into Mei's ear, and whispered. "That kind of ridiculous conceited and stupid waste." Then the tone changed and he tried, "How do you know it's a robot...? It seems that you have come into contact with it... So this is why you plan to deal with me..."

...Damn it, what a mess!Mei didn't pay attention to what he said at all, her attention was completely taken away by the warm breath next to her ear, she almost jumped up in disgust.I shivered all over.

"Are you afraid? Don't be afraid. Death is not painful at all. The most painful thing is to be alive. You know, last time I killed the person he liked." The clown became even more excited, as long as he thought of Batman's painful expression, He felt elated. "His breath of despair, um~" The clown took a deep breath and said with a confused and intoxicated expression, "The whole Gotham City can smell it... Ha, haha. It's ridiculous that people still regard him as a hero, the redemption of Gotham, And hope...hahaha...Gotham never needs hope!...No need!" The clown straightened up and stood in front of May, laughing and clamoring.

"Stay away from me." Mei looked at the timer on the ground beside her. Half of the time agreed by the Joker and Batman had passed, but there was still no movement, and the alien was obviously not here. She felt that she had lost her patience. After procrastinating with this lunatic, I want to remove his chin every minute and press the Ya point.

The clown didn't care, looked down at the phone, and tapped a few times, "Now we can start watching the show, tsk tsk, what should we do, you're about to be abandoned."

May turned her wrist slightly.

"Ha, haha..." The clown turned his phone towards Mei and shouted excitedly, "How does it feel to be abandoned? Desperation, resentment, wanting to destroy everything... All of these are brought to you by Batman ~ blame yourself Blame him, hate him... Do you want to destroy him with me? Come on, crush him with your death! Let him despair, he is the cause of these crimes! I will not let you die in vain... A world without hope and without despair..." The clown was a little incoherent in excitement.

On the screen of the phone, Batman drives a cool Batmobile, turns left suddenly and right, roams around the city nimbly and quickly, with a police car behind him who seems to be opening the way, and arrives at the destination, a shopping mall from time to time.Mei felt that something was wrong, but she also knew that there was no way to count on him. Why didn't she see Tony... But thinking about the opponent's air supremacy, maybe he was flying in that sky, so she didn't continue to struggle.

"Since you're the only one here." After confirming that she might not be able to wait for rescue, Mei could finally flex her muscles. Mei clenched her fist and moved her lower fingers. "Then I don't need to think about anything else."

The internal force broke the rough rope, Mei moved her neck, her fingers clicked, then turned her wrist, and at the moment when the clown was stunned, she raised her hand and snatched the phone from his hand.Kaba Kaba crushed it twice, raised his hand and threw it back.

"So, even though I blame him, I still want to torture you." Mei stretched out her hand to grab his arm, pulled and pushed it, and kicked him hard at the calf at the same time, knocking him down.

He stepped on his chest, controlled the strength of his foot and stomped heavily.Satisfied with the crisp cracking sound of ribs, the clown let out a muffled grunt, frowning for a while, unable to speak.Mei raised her eyebrows and grinned cheerfully, "I've endured you for a long time."

"Hey, ha..." The clown opened his mouth, his blood-stained teeth matched with the makeup on his face was more discreet.The clown released a greedy and calculating green light, lying on the ground, staring at the condescending Mei with bright eyes, "Wow, I...decided not to kill...you...would you like to join me, together..."

"Don't," Mei gave him a disgusted look, and said seriously, "I like Dwarves, you are too tall and not refined enough. Besides, tsk." Mei sneered, and tapped his toes on his chest, Sure enough, I heard the clown snort, "Too weak."

"..."

The clown's broken rib was hit, and his whole body trembled with pain, his eyes widened, and his face, which had been full of arrogance and indifference since they met, looked at Mei distorted and astonished.

"You know what I hate the most." Mei was fascinated by this perspective, and instantly felt elated. "I hate men wearing makeup the most. They look as ugly as you!"

The Joker's ability to enter Arkham Asylum shows that he is not a good stubble, and the fact that he can make Batman deflated and fearful again and again shows that he is not an idiot.The clown understood almost instantly that this was a trap.

"It's such a pity, ahem..." The clown coughed twice, with blood on the corner of his mouth, and raised his hand to push Mei's foot on his chest, "So, I can only ask you to die! Ha."

May kicked him on the wrist, and a tiny silver needle fell from his hand.

"Hey, hey, don't move around, your fists and feet have no eyes, it's not good if you accidentally kill you." Mei waved her hand, and with a strong wind, she slapped the chair she was sitting on just now, and the thick chair instantly fell apart. Without making any sound, it was broken into small pieces of residue, and then scattered all over the ground.

"Cough, cough, cough..." The clown coughed excitedly, tilted his head, looked at this scene with interest, and sighed with unknown meaning, "Baby Bruce...cough...where did you dig it? I'll give you... double the money, how about you help me catch Bat...man." The clown said intermittently, the broken ribs made him breathe with pain.

"I think you should be worried about your own life." Mei curled her lips, retracted her feet, and squatted down. "Where is that robot?!"

"Ha! Your target is... him? I can... tell you his... location." The clown seemed to suggest sincerely.

"The answer is wrong." Mei sighed with regret, raised her hand to luck under his shoulder blade, and pressed hard.

A burst of severe pain hit, almost as if someone was about to be torn in half from the shoulder.

"Ah——ha, ha, ah——" The clown wanted to laugh, but it hurt so much that he couldn't laugh, his whole face was twisted together, and the weird face was even weirder. Combined with the injury that Mei stepped on and broke his ribs just now, his whole body His eyes turned black, and he vomited two mouthfuls of blood.

Mei loosened the acupuncture point, waited for a while, and watched him recover, panting heavily, "What's the use of the fire source?"

"Create... machines...creatures like him." The clown grinned and panted heavily.The sweat from the pain made the makeup on his face fade a lot.

"What agreement did you make with him?"

"I helped him... find... the source of fire, and he helped me kill... Batman and ruin the world." When the clown said that he was going to kill Batman, he suddenly became excited, "Maybe... yours The little lover is... dead...haha."

The author has something to say: Mei's proud face: I just like Dwarfs!You 198 fool, hurry up and walk around.

To be honest, I have been looking forward to this article for a long time, but I feel that I did not write it very well.Especially when I was working on a computer before, I lost the outline, so I let myself go a little bit.The writing is a bit messy.I will pay attention to the recovered QAQ later.

Thank you little angel for supporting me.

In addition:

This baby is married...that's why I stopped changing in the past few days. To be honest, the guilt of breaking the change is really great~ Every day I open my eyes and think about whether I have free code words today.

Real version of the small theater:

Husband: We are getting married tomorrow, are you nervous?

Going north: a bit (no update today, I don’t know if the little angels will be angry, so nervous)

Husband: Drink less when toasting later, don’t get drunk

Going North: Um, I know (I have to be sober and type, I must not drink too much)

Husband: Are you tired?let's sleep hey

To the north: No way! (I haven't typed yet)

Husband: Are you tired last night?

To the north: Not tired (I can still get up!)

_(:зゝ∠)_...Trust me, I really didn't interrupt the update on purpose...It's really powerless QAQ

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43.

"Maybe...your little lover is...dead...haha."

"Hmm." Mei didn't care at all. She really didn't know much about Batman's deeds, but since she could be called a hero, at least she wouldn't be so easy to belch.

And isn't there an Iron Man?If the iron man can't handle that alien robot, then it's probably useless if she goes. After all, even if she has a high force value, she doesn't have a body of steel. After all, even if she uses Mo Xie to kill her, there may not be Tonys emerging in endlessly. High-tech weapons work well.

Let’s talk about it again, it’s all about iron and steel, Iron Man vs. Alien Iron Man, this is the correct rhythm~ Mei Xin thinks big.

"Jarvis...how is the situation, any news." Tony is currently located in the branch of Stark Enterprises in Gotham City.

"Sorry, sir..." Jarvis was about to report the latest data.

"Okay, I see." Tony interrupted Jarvis, and turned around the image reflected in mid-air, constantly comparing the video after the clown appeared.

"Happy." Tony suddenly remembered the weapon he had prepared for Mei before. What if she needed it to save someone?Tony turned his head and wanted to instruct Happy to get it from the car, but turned around but didn't see anyone. "Happy? Happy?! Happy Hogan?! Good, do you want to get fired?"

Tony stood up irritably, walked quickly to the door, and pulled open the door of the laboratory forcefully.

"..." Tony watched the passionate kiss together, and the two hurriedly separated after hearing the movement, "Should I suggest adding a clause in the employee code that prohibits love between employees...?"

Happy, who was kissing Pepper passionately, blinked shamelessly, cleared his throat, and pointed outside, "Tony, uh...I'm going to get all your equipment now."

"Tony...I'm sorry. Are you okay?" Pepper followed Tony into the laboratory and asked with concern.

"Yeah, I'm fine." Tony checked the information again, felt that he couldn't wait any longer, picked up the briefcase, put it on a few times, and was about to leave.

"Tony, hey... Tony!" Pepper followed behind Tony, anxiously reached out and grabbed the armor's arm, trying to stop him, "Calm down Tony! How can you find someone like this aimlessly."

"Pepper..." Tony looked at her seriously, "Trust me."

Little Pepper was at a loss for words, unable to utter any comforting words for a while, and couldn't get up or down. After a long time, he could only resign himself to his fate, "Promise me, protect yourself."

Tony nodded, and then left without looking back. At the door, he met Happy who brought him the weapon prepared for May, took the weapon, patted him on the shoulder, and left quickly.

Hubby and Pepper looked at each other. In the end, Hubby knew Tony better. He stepped forward to hug Pepper and patted her on the back comfortingly. "Don't worry, trust him, he's Tony Stark. Although he sometimes looks like a jerk, don't worry, he'll get it done."

"..."

While Tony was carrying out a carpet-like search in the city, Mei, who was "waiting for rescue" at ease, was not idle. Have a friendly and pleasant conversation.

"So, how do you and your 'companion' get in touch?" Mei looked at her muddy nails, and wanted to imitate the villain in TV dramas, but she had no choice but to accept it silently. raised his finger.

Before the clown could say anything with its torn mouth, Mei had already sensed the movement behind her, stood up and looked outside the rattling warehouse door.

"Cough...you guess, could it be...your little lover came to save you...cough cough..." The clown hissed and groaned, but he still refused to stop. , You must find a sense of existence.

Annoyed by his noise, Mei raised her leg and kicked the person so high that she flew sideways and bumped into a box of cardboard boxes with unknown contents, and then fell heavily, making a series of heavy, muffled noises.

"Um-"

The clown, who was ruthlessly thrown against the wall and then fell to the ground, snorted, tilted his head and passed out.

Mei finally met the owner of the voice that made her so sad.Transformers' Starscream. '

It's just different from Mei's imagination, but the sudden appearance of Starscream doesn't look very good, its image is awkward and desolate, and it looks miraculously similar to the iron shell that Tony needs to eliminate or rebuild after every battle.

Standing in front of the tiny Mei, Starscream looked down at the human who only reached his waist. The red ray scanned the opponent's whole body, but accidentally discovered the radiation information source of the Cybertronians.

"Have you come into contact with the Cybertronians? Decepticons or Autobots?!"

Starscream looked at Mei, and almost immediately imagined a big scene, "Hand over the fire source!"

Not knowing what the other party was thinking about, Mei looked sadly at the small silver head on the huge body of the iron can.

"what?"

Mei was stunned for a moment, what did the other party imagine...

Starscream said that this was a provocation from the other party. The huge mechanical arm was raised, and the weapons on the shoulder and arm were lit up at the same time, "Earthlings! Hand over the fire source!"

What Tony saw when he arrived was such a scene that made his eyes tear open and his heart tremble with fear.In the dilapidated, dirty and messy warehouse, Mei stood there "weakly" but stubbornly, and a robot made of broken copper and iron was pointing at her with a weapon.

With Tony's involuntary palm, Lei slammed over.He blasted the iron dregs that seemed to be trying to plot evil aside, smashed two pillars in a row, and then fell to the ground with a loud crash.

Tony withdrew his hand, stepped over in two steps, grabbed Mei, looked him up and down, and hugged her tightly in his arms.

With one arm around her waist, the other firmly supported the back of her head, and pressed her into her arms.

"bang..."

His forehead collided with his hard steel armor, making a toothache bang...

Mei refused in her heart.

Tony was also taken aback for a moment, this was different from the script he thought. o(>﹏<)o.But who is Tony Stark?He's a Stark! ~ He calmly pretended nothing happened, patted Mei on the back, and said in a coaxing and comforting tone, "Don't be afraid, I'm here. I'm coming."

"..." Mei's face was numb.It’s true that I’m moved. The moment I saw him appear, my heart was really soft and sticky, but... this person always has the ability to distort the style of painting so that people can’t straighten it. The ability to see.

Starscream was going crazy.Thinking of him as the commander of the air force, he is most likely to replace Megatron as the leader of the Decepticons, and he is the best Decepticon fighter of the Decepticons! !In the afternoon, he was sacked by a few useless Autobots in the wild? !Just now, I was blown away by a strange creature that came out of nowhere! !

"Who are you?!" Starscream shook off and stood up, looking at Tony, puzzled to find... carbon-based... Cybertron's trace radiation source... "Mechanical carbon-based hybrid lifeform?" Is this still It was the first time that Starscream encountered such a subtle, tangled and complicated existence in his vast journey of the universe, "Could it be the next generation of Cybertron born from the combination of Cybertron's Transformers and Earthlings... ...."

Starscream didn't know what to imagine, he was condescending, looking at the short and shriveled 'Transformers Next Generation' with a kind and kind expression on his face.You must know that even in today's severe battle of the Autobots, all the Transformers on Cybertron have a great tolerance for the newborn King Kongs, and invariably guarantee the newborn "mechanical life", although many, many years There are no newborns.So seeing the little 'hybrid' in front of him, Starscream's cold and hard heart almost softened.

It's just that on his mechanical face with a cold metallic luster, it was hard to see that he was kind and kind, "Little King Kong, where is your guardian? You want to join our Decepticons. Although you are short and thin."

"Hey, big guy, do you want to fight?" Tony saw that the other party stood up angrily and was ready to fight, but the other party muttered for a long time and didn't move, and he didn't know what he was thinking. .In the end, you want to recruit him directly?But being short or something crushed him to his deathbed within minutes. "Or are you afraid? Big guy."

Starscream has a headache, how can there be such an uncute little Transformer carbon-based compound? !And it's still so weak... Not to mention the electric energy used, you must know that they all evolved through the fire source, but considering that he may be a combination of Transformers and carbon-based creatures...

"Hey, big guy, are you still fighting?!" Tony asked impatiently, retracting his hood.Mei wanted to stop it but didn't stop it, she could only watch Starscream who consciously brushed by Tony, two big strides over, picked up Tony's chicken with one hand, and threw it out.

The moment before landing, Tony manipulated the armor skillfully, flew two meters horizontally, and then soared into the sky.Controlling the machine gun on his arm, he set up quickly, bypassed Mei's position, and started shooting at Starscream.He didn't expect May to be of help at this time, after all, robots should be Tony Stark's 'battlefield'.

Seeing Tony's face protruding from the armor, Starscream felt that he was being played by the other party, pointed the helium-neon ray rifle at Tony, and raised his hand to bombard him.

"Sir...the circuit circulation is blocked..." Before Jarvis finished speaking, the screen in front of Tony shook twice, and then the inside of the armor turned into a mass of darkness.

"Jarvis? Hey, boy." Tony called out, but there was no response.The steel armor that had lost its power stood there motionless.Immediately, the Ark reactor at the heart also began to flicker, and Tony had a premonition of something ominous.

Mei looked at Tony standing there as if the flame was turned off, and frowned. She didn't expect to be taken down by the other party just after meeting her? "Tony, Tony? Are you okay?"

Mei looked in horror at the always-lit squares in front of Tony's armor, flashed twice, then went out...

The author has something to say: Little Theater Version 2:

Husband: Go home today, go to bed early

Xiang Bei: No, it’s okay, my mother knows what I’m doing

Husband: Didn't your sister ask you to make a face, and you still bring your mobile phone haha.

Going north: I can code on the road, and take time to code when I lie down and make my face

Husband: Shall we go home?It's already 10 o'clock, and it took a long time to return to the door this time.

To the north: Wait for me to code another 200 characters.

husband:......

Going north: I'm afraid of pain (my conscience will hurt)

Husband: Tomorrow (the plane on the 7th), take a rest today

To the North: No! (I can still continue to type!)

Inner monologue: Help me up, I can still code...

Love me a little bit, okay, go north with the code word of life.

It feels like one day Lan Piao said: You only have code words in your heart, without me, divorce~

Not surprised at all QAQ