[Comprehensive Anglo-American] We are professionals in saving the world

38.

"...Your great uncle is here?" Mei couldn't listen anymore, this kind of Amway who said 'study makes me happy', 'I feel uncomfortable without studying', 'I can't sleep because I want to study', 'I am getting thinner because I am addicted to studying' is too scary. up! !Hehe, people who have eaten shit are different... This kind of MLM brainwashing visual sense...

"Uncle?" Tony didn't know why, he didn't quite understand what an uncle was, and looked at Mei suspiciously. "A man's menstrual period, there are always a few days every month." Mei blinked, "It can only be expressed but not expressed in words~ You understand. Wait, I remember that there should be sanitary napkins in my bag, kindly provide?"

Tony looked at Mei in shock, when the other party said that, he reached out to get the indescribable thing in his bag.What about the lower limit?You are still a girl!

"Sir...someone has tampered with my system...manual operation has been switched." Just as Tony was about to say something, Jarvis' voice suddenly sounded.

At the same time, bright and dazzling high beams suddenly lit up not far ahead.

Mei's eyes widened in an instant, and the first reaction in her mind was that the other party had modified the high beams! !Tony stepped on the brakes in a quick reaction, slammed the steering wheel, the car drifted around the corner, and the rear of the car was thrown less than 20 centimeters away from the car.

"Damn it." Came back to her senses, Mei couldn't help swearing, opened the car door and walked down, walked to the super cool black car that looked familiar, and knocked hard on the driver's seat Glass, "You don't want your life?! You don't want to be scary! Do you know how dangerous you are!!"

The car window came down slowly, the black mask covering half of the face, and the iconic two small pointed ears on the top of the head... Mei turned her head and looked at the cool black car again.

Only then did I suddenly remember why this car looks familiar, damn it, isn’t this Batman’s Batmobile o(Д)っ!

"Tsk, finally Gotham can't accommodate you anymore?" Tony came over with a schadenfreude sarcasm.

Bruce completely ignored his provocation, he didn't come here today to joke with Tony.Bruce set his eyes on May.

Tony frowned, noticed his gaze, moved two steps towards May, put his elbow on May's shoulder naturally, looked at Bruce with deep eyes, "Why, finally broke up with your Gotham? Are you ready to join me?"

"Hello, Ms. Maypack." The deep and powerful voice had a slightly electronic sound, which seemed to be the use of a voice changer.May thought in a daze.

"..." After a few seconds, Mei realized that the other party was saying hello to herself, "Hello..."

"May I ask you to do me a favor." Bruce nodded straightforwardly to express his intention.

Immediately after opening the car door, Mei consciously moved out of the way to let him get out of the car.Then Batman stood in front of her...

so high.About the same height as the captain.Mei thought about it absently, and subconsciously turned her head to look at Tony at the side...

"Although it's very abrupt," Batman's steady and powerful voice sounded above Mei's head, "but I'm sorry to trouble you."

"Huh?" Mei came back to her senses, looked at Batman who was still waiting for an answer, and hurriedly said, "Uh, can you tell me what it is first. I'm not sure if I can help."

"Wait a minute." What can Bruce do with May?What can May help him with?

Watching the unfolding plot, Tony suddenly thought of a serious problem.Feng Shui does not turn so fast, does it? !It's been a long time since I brought people out, and now I've met 'Jie Se'.How ignorant of his own existence, "She is very busy now, I'm sorry, your trip was in vain."

Let me go, he used his front foot to help and cut off people, and the back foot will be retribution on himself? !Don't be too easy on this nonsense.

Mei glanced at Tony, and the other party looked back confidently. Mei suddenly felt that the scene in front of her was very familiar.It seems that a similar scene just happened half an hour ago?It feels weird.

"So, what is your urgent matter?" Mei pulled Tony aside, looked at Tony and whispered.She felt that it was better for her to ask clearly first, what if the other party really needed help with something?

However, Mei was destined to think too much.

"I'm in a bad mood. Isn't this an urgent matter? A bad mood affects my love of science." Tony replied as a matter of course, and didn't feel that this answer...is childish...and shameless.

"Hehe, science... I can't bear the weight of Newton's coffin." Mepi twitched the corners of her mouth with a smile, and didn't bother to look at him.

"Okay, Bu...Mr. Batman, can you tell me what's the matter." Mei walked over and smiled politely, and asked seriously, and added, "I hope you are not with me. Mr. Stark is also in a bad mood when his uncle comes."

"I don't know if you know anything about the situation in Gotham." Bruce completely ignored Tony and focused on communicating with Mei from the beginning to the end. "Or, do you know something about me."

"Ah... a little bit, I don't really understand." Mei shook her head, and said frankly, she doesn't live in the same city, even if there is occasional news, she doesn't have much contact with her, so she doesn't understand much at all.What's more, he doesn't even know Tony very well, let alone him.

After all, compared with him, Tony Stark's lace news appears on the front page more often. "There is an extremely dangerous terrorist who escaped from the Arkham Asylum." Bruce nodded and began to explain, "He should come back to take revenge on me. And he likes to attack people around me the most. I hope you can cooperate I put on a play."

Mei Miao understood, the co-author wanted to use herself as a bait.

"Is that person high in strength?" Mei estimated her confidence in her heart.

"The opponent's personal combat power is not high, but he is very dangerous, crazy and without any sense." Bruce shook his head without any concealment.

"What's that clown called?" asked Tony Stark, the moving background on the side.

"Yes." Bruce nodded, and he could see that he was not in a good mood when he mentioned this person, and his thin lips that were exposed were tightly pursed.

"No, it's too dangerous." Unlike Mei, although Tony can't get used to Bruce, after all, it's hard to develop a good impression of anyone who is compared to him from a young age.He does, and Bruce presumably does too.They hate each other when they meet each other, and they are the ones who talk about it when they see each other.At the same time, he also pays a lot of attention to Bruce, who is also a superhero.So he still knows something about the clown.

"Okay, but I have a request." Mei looked at Tony, understanding that he might really be a dangerous person.After thinking about it for a while, he readily agreed.

"You can ask for whatever you want, as long as I can do it." Bruce breathed a sigh of relief, as long as he has a request, he doesn't like to owe favors to others.

"You see, this is the most dangerous job, right? It's life-threatening." Mei paved the way, "So, after I help you catch someone, can you give me a hundred-year-old wild ginseng. "After finishing speaking, Mei was a little embarrassed, afraid that the other party would think that she had 'raised the price' too high, so she quickly added, "Well, don't feel bad, I can help if you need it in the future." Mei patted her chest Bang bang.

It wasn't just Bruce, Tony's eyes widened when he heard her request.

"..." Tony was almost black, "I can send you off. You don't have to risk your life to work."

"Those who are ambitious are not the ones who come here~ I am a person with ambition." Mei rolled her eyes, and to be honest, the desire for rookie ginseng was almost becoming her heart disease.Especially recently, she really feels that she urgently needs to increase her force value.

"Thank you for your kindness. If you have nothing to do, go back and rest quickly. Pay attention to rest during the uncle's period, and keep a good mood, okay?"

"Okay. Let's go now?" Bruce was already prepared for the opponent's lion to open his mouth, but he didn't expect the request to be so simple.

Bruce glanced at Mei faintly, then at Tony... Could it be that Tony, as a 'suiter', is too picky?

"Okay." Mei nodded and was just about to get in the car.Out of the corner of his eye, he saw Tony who was still standing aside with a look of lovelessness on his face. He suppressed the weirdness in his heart and coaxed him, "Go back early, don't let Little Pepper worry. Go back quickly. Bye!"

Until the Batmobile roared, countless dust was stirred up, and it left gracefully and elegantly, leaving Tony with a nose and exhaust.Tony looked away, feeling really, really unhappy right now.

She didn't know how Mei misunderstood, on the matter of Xiaojiao.He was not sure what he was thinking in his heart, and what kind of feelings he had for Mei.But this feeling of seeing her with other people and ignoring himself made him extremely uncomfortable, and it was almost unbearable.

With a cold face, Tony drove the car fast and left quickly.He needs to calm his mind with inventions.

"Jarvis, upgrade." Tony said angrily.

"╮(╯_╰)╭ security breach, I am innocent too." Jarvis hugged himself in the database distressedly.

And Mei, who got on the Batmobile here, is not in a better mood, but the reason is completely different from Tony's.

"Do you have a driver's license?!" Mei nervously tugged on the handle next to her, while nervously looking at the road ahead, "We are going to save the world!! It would be too embarrassing to die in a car accident!!"

"...I just came out today in a hurry, and the injector was not repaired." Bruce endured and endured, and couldn't help explaining.

"_(:з"∠)_Has the traffic police never caught you? "Because of the problem of the injector, the car had a problem not long after driving out. I was sitting on the car and followed the car, and fell forward one after another." I feel dizzy and nauseous, and I am going to get motion sickness. "(_)

"..." Bruce was so annoyed by her that he couldn't "kill someone" to silence him considering how useful she was.Secretly complaining that Tony is blind, what kind of vision is this? ! .Bruce was so quarreled by her that he had to press the yellow button on the front of the steering wheel to start over.

There was a chug-chug sound accompanied by a small vibration of the car, and Mei hurriedly grabbed the handle tightly.Bruce controlled the car to slowly lift into the air amidst May's low murmur. . . . . .

The author has something to say: Changed the stalk.I couldn't bear to edit the text.I'm so sleepy, I'll read the next chapter tomorrow.