[Comprehensive Anglo-American] We are professionals in saving the world

22.

Peter thinks that the most difficult thing in this world is that his friends are more popular than himself, and what is more difficult than this is that his friends are more popular than himself by his "aunt"!Really, he is using his life to interpret it now, there are no dead friends!

He didn't know what Harry said to May, he only knew that since Harry talked to May once, his life was in dire straits, and he didn't even see it!One of the things he regrets the most now is that he made a dead friend who somehow started trying to get rid of him and then quickly, and the other is that he knew Mei's skills.Especially the latter one, knowing that kung fu is real, Mei Ke took the opportunity to torture herself.

At the beginning, he knew that Mei wanted to train himself, but Peter refused in his heart. He felt that although Mei boasted that there was nothing in the sky and nothing on the earth, and he had seen her flying over the wall with his own eyes, Peter, who was deeply rooted in scientism, felt that his greatest fantasy , I can only think about Bruce Lee, he thinks it may be useless to the mutated self... But, after the so-called special training really started, Peter felt that it was really painful to the point of tears QAQ.

Although his current physique has been strengthened to be much higher than that of ordinary people, Peter feels that compared to his superhuman, his aunt is simply inhuman.He never knew that a person could play with the whip so smoothly!It's just pointing and hitting, no matter how prepared he is, the auntie's slender and long whip can always make toothache crackling sounds on his body. At the beginning, he was able to avoid Mei The attack, but soon, was dwarfed by the fact that the whip that Mei could control suddenly turned a corner!Suddenly change the angle! ! !It really is too unscientific!

Peter felt that now he was trembling when he saw the whip, and his hairs stood on end when he heard the sound of crackling. He always felt that he was going to be beaten, rolled up by the whip or thrown away in the next second, and he almost became a shadow in his heart. .

"Stop!" Peter grabbed the wall, hanging in mid-air.

When the slender whip that Mei had already swung heard Peter yelling to stop, she obediently turned a corner, and dangerously brushed against Peter and hit the wall next to him, leaving a shallow scar on the solid red brick wall immediately. The traces, the swirling dust hit him all over the head and face.

"What's the matter?" Mei turned her wrist, and the whip obediently replied to her slender white hand.

"Ah, bah... bah... bah... QAQ, I ask for an intermission." Peter cried and spat out the dust he had eaten. "Also, can I wear a hood and glasses."

"The rest application is approved, but the equipment application is rejected. Clap, bang," Mei turned her head and walked to the specially prepared rest chair on the other side of the room without even looking at him. The three-meter-long whip in her hand was thrown with a huge bang There was a slapping sound, and he complained disgustedly, "It's useless, it's only been a while, I just rested twice. You are a weakling who wants to be a hero, and you want to be a hero?"

...QAQPeter is almost crying, my dear Aunt May, I can hear everything you say, okay!Desperately wanting to be wronged, thinking about the whip in Mei's hand that looked like a whip equipped with artificial intelligence, she endured it and did not dare to refute it.To say that although Peter complained about the special training in the past few days, he still benefited a lot.At least not to mention other things, his ability to dodge and escape has really improved, and his reaction is much faster than before. Because of Mei's insistence, during the special training, Peter wore ordinary sportswear and did not wear his own special sportswear. 'Battle uniform', under Mei's training, he now has a lot of progress in the analysis of surrounding information and ability control, the fly in the ointment is...

"Mei, all I have learned these days is how to escape from being beaten. When will you teach me how to attack?" Peter hung upside down in front of Mei, hanging from a spider's thread, and picked up a piece of paper on one side of the table with his dirty hands. I took two sips of water.This is also Mei's request. During the training period, you must use your own ability to do everything.So as long as he was hanging upside down or leaning against the wall during the special training these days, or crawling around on spider webs, he almost forgot that he was a human being. Kind of like a monkey...

"It's only been a few days. I haven't learned how to walk yet, so I want to fly... Your feathers haven't even grown yet, so you don't have to worry about falling." Mei Shu happily drank sour plum juice, saying that summer is really suitable for drinking sour plum juice juice.It is much better than coffee to cool down and quench thirst.

"I think I've made a lot of progress in the past few days. Besides, I can't just hide and run, I still have to fight head-on at critical moments, right." Peter hung upside down in mid-air, didn't feel uncomfortable, and was still swimming Zai swings on the swing, flickering, looking at Mei upset.

"Okay, we will start the next step when you can stay in my hands for half an hour without being beaten."

"Really? Then let's start now!" Peter thought about it in his mind. If he worked hard, he wouldn't be beaten for half an hour, and he could last for ten, twenty, ten minutes when he went all out. Half an hour should be fine.

"Are you sure?" Mei raised her eyebrows, "Let me tell you first, I can't eat hot tofu in a hurry. Skills are a matter of accumulated battle experience. There is an old saying in China that goes, 'When you practice martial arts, you get beaten first, and you smile to deceive others'." ".

"What do you mean?" Peter felt that he probably had a conflict with an ancient Chinese saying, why he knew every word separately, but the combination was confusing. "When you practice martial arts, you get beaten first. Do you want to get beaten?"

"I want you to study Chinese well, but I refuse. Harry has been learning Chinese for a shorter time than you, and he is better than you." Mei angrily dismissed it, "Would you be willing to divide your thoughts on genetics and physics?" For Chinese, you have passed the eighth grade."

"I was wrong." Peter hung upside down in a difficult gesture of surrender, so he shouldn't have brought up this topic, as soon as he talked about Mei, it was as if he hadn't taken medicine, because of his adrenal gland surge.

"Hmph." Mei took two mouthfuls of sour plum juice to relieve her anger, "People who learn kung fu start with being beaten, do you know why?"

"do not know."

"Huh, first, exercise your ability to resist attacks. Second, know your own defensive defects and weaknesses from being hit, and increase your own defensive capabilities. Third, know your own defensive weaknesses so that you can know others' defensive weaknesses. It can be more effective and direct. Fourth: Feel the pressure from the outside world psychologically, improve your on-the-spot adaptability, and enhance your psychological stability when facing the enemy. Fifth, polish your arrogance and hone your character. Sixth, fighting is very important. It is easy for people to be unstable and lose their calmness, but practicing from being beaten can keep you calm in adversity, so that you can turn defeat into victory when you are weak." Mei Zheng said, these were all slowly figured out by her At the beginning, she was beaten when she was practicing martial arts in the teacher's school, but no one showed mercy to her because she was a girl, and the master was even stricter with her. At that time, no one did ideological work for herself, telling myself these things, which one is not self-bearable over here.It was only after she started to walk in the rivers and lakes that she realized these things slowly.

"Uh..." Peter was stunned for a while, "It seems to make sense."

"Oh, these are all true insights! They are all the crystallization of the wisdom of the predecessors for thousands of years ~ my personal experience, do you understand, you little bastard." Mei felt that she had almost rested, rubbed her wrists, turned her neck, and looked Be real.

"..." Peter felt another chill on the back of his neck, and his sense of danger made him feel a little ominous.

Mei felt that some people said to change, and some people had to fight to change, and her own brat was the latter. Mei whipped the whip quickly and ruthlessly, attacking the weak point of his defense from various tricky angles, There was a clear and crisp sound of hitting him, it was really whipping to the flesh, and the sound was in my ears.Mei looked at the little nephew who was howling and crawling to avoid from time to time, and grinned, "Xiang, I can't cure you~"

Because the rented training site is a factory warehouse that has been vacant for a long time, the rent is very cheap, but the location is a bit remote and far away from home, so when the sky just got dark, the two of them packed up their things and prepared to leave.May was driving her beloved car, Chevrolet, while Peter was lying weakly in the backseat.

"You're so promising, isn't that enough?" Mei looked down upon Peter who was lying all over and pretending to be dead.

"...QAQ It's not you who was beaten! I'm definitely not your own! You picked it up!" Peter complained bitterly, howling dryly.

"You are not my own == what do you think. If you want my own, I would have pinched you to death."

"...!! Am I still your nephew?" Peter said violently, unwilling to let go. "You hurt my pure boyish heart like this, where's your conscience?"

"Hehe! I was eaten by a dog."

"Change the subject!" Peter conceded, he felt that his old aunt would have to find someone to talk about in the future, otherwise how could he subdue her! ! "Mei, by the way, where did you learn Kung Fu? I don't remember you ever been to China."

"It was a dark and windy night." Mei paused, without changing her heartbeat, and said slowly.

"Ok?"

"I met a homeless old man wearing a wide-sleeved robe and a fairy-like figure. I thought he was pitiful, so I gave him a steamed bun. He saw that I was talented and intelligent, with strange bones, excellent bones, and extraordinary talents. He is really a martial arts prodigy that is rare in a hundred years, and then clinging to me, crying and insisting that he accept me as a disciple and pass on my peerless martial arts. I saw that the old man was crying miserably, and his heart softened. I agreed. Then I became his closed disciple, practicing in summer and winter in winter. I have studied art for more than ten years, and only then did I achieve such a small success."

"..."

"Don't believe it, it's all true. If it weren't for the fact that you are my nephew, I wouldn't tell you."

"Ha ha."

The author has something to say: You are all too smart... I only let Harry play for 2 minutes, and you will see the tricks! !

I hate QAQ, because they wrote it too straightforwardly.Cover your face.

Then, my baby made a calculation, Thursday is a good day~ so let’s enter V this Thursday, and enter V tomorrow

You have to support me as always, support me, support me.

than heart~

According to my experience in the previous article, and the attributes of my male partner,

I always feel that the CP of Little Harry X May will spring up biubiubiu like mushrooms after rain. QQ

Read silently, true love for Iron Man for 1 years, unwavering.

Peter: I take you as a gay friend, but you spy on my aunt!

Harry: There is nothing wrong with love!

Peter: But... you two are so far apart!

Harry: Don't worry, I will treat you well in the future.Love you, love you and protect you!

Peter: ...Are you sure?

Harry: Just agree with me!

Mei: Is there something strange...