[Comprehensive Anglo-American] We are professionals in saving the world

20.

So, the way of heaven is reincarnation, who will the sky spare~

A while ago, Mei was still arrogant, but Peter felt guilty, and his position suddenly changed.Mei, who was originally aggressive, turned into a quail in an instant, while Peter, who was still cowardly just now, pursed his mouth, his face tensed, and he didn't speak, imitating Mei just now, his thoughtful eyes were fixed Look at May.

"You can't blame me for this!" Mei tried to resist, trying in vain to regain the majesty of her patriarch.

"Oh, that's my fault." Peter lifted it up. He was already a head taller than Mei, and felt even more oppressive.

"No..." Mei nana said.

"Then who is to blame." Peter was persistent, and he couldn't see Gang's decline at all. Sure enough, one should not be too arrogant, and it is easy to overturn if one is too arrogant.

"Blame me QAQ".Mei felt that she had simply endured the humiliation, and the face of the head of the family was disgraced.

"Still unwilling to say it?!" Peter learned what he had learned, and immediately retorted what Mei said to him just now.With full momentum, I was still a little embarrassed, who made me feel so oppressed just now.

So Mei felt that the report of the present world came too fast, she was caught off guard, and her face hurt QAQ. "I really can't blame me for this!" Mei widened her eyes aggrievedly, looking at Peter innocently. "I told you very early on, many times, but you refused to believe me!!" Mei said, as if she regained her momentum, the more she said, the more she felt that she was right, and she instantly became confident.

"When did you tell me?!" Peter looked blank, why didn't he remember that May told him this.

"It was before, I told you, Chinese kung fu is broad and profound, you can fly over walls, step on the snow without a trace..." Mei said, still pinching the sword formula, playing a sword flower. "Shhhh-"

"..." _(:зゝ∠)_ almost knelt down, Peter looked at the aunt who was talking about Chinese Kungfu, and the whole person seemed to be shining, and he couldn't complain, "Mei, in movies and novels It's all a lie..." After talking, thinking of Mei's high-skilled skills that day, combined with his own changes, he doubted, "Did you also get bitten by some strange animal? What kind of superpower did you get after that?"

"..." Mei felt a sting in her heart, what a brat! ! "What a lie! Although there is artistic processing, this is real!! And I was not bitten by any strange animal!! I have no mutation!!"

"o(╯□╰)oMei..." Peter looked at Mei, who was furious and more excited than he had just taught him, and he almost burst into tears. Master' target, two people will come on such a one out.He deeply felt that Mei was changing the subject. "Fairy tales are all deceitful... Don't believe too much, how can you have such magical skills. You are flying over the roof ==, that doesn't violate the gravity of the earth. You are brainwashed and crazy. Maybe you are Some bug or animal bit it, but what Chinese kung fu did you attribute it to?”

"...!!" Mei choked, her head covered with anger, "I don't understand gravity! I know that martial arts are real. You must know: Void Spirit is strong, Qi sinks to Dantian. Unbiased, flickering Suddenly, the Qi should be turbulent, and the spirit should be restrained. As the saying goes, few people practice Taiji Yin and Yang, hesitate, open and close, and ask about rigidity and softness. It’s all about seeking in action, what’s the difference between the light and the heavy and the false and the real, don’t leave the light in the light…” (Note 1)

Peter watched Mei start to use Chinese as she spoke, shaking his head as if immersed in it.Under Mei's coercion, his Chinese is probably enough for him to have a daily conversation, to be honest.In this respect, his good friend Harry was much better than him.When he was a child, he learned Chinese with Mei. Harry, who obviously didn't like learning, studied Chinese more seriously and better than himself.Well, this may be a matter of interest.Wrong topic... Peter listened to May's long speech, he felt that he heard every word clearly, but when combined, he felt like he was listening to heaven.In contrast, he felt that being bitten by an animal and mutating was much more believable than this!

"Stop—" Peter gestured, "Just tell me what's going on with your skills!! Don't talk about these fallacies... I don't understand ==, combined with my own experience, I think you are still It’s not as convincing as I was bitten by a spider!!”

"Dead wood can't be carved!" Mei Qi's hands trembled, and at this moment, she felt that her little nephew was really not cute at all!One bear! "Harry had the patience to listen to me explaining the profoundness of Chinese martial arts back then. It was you who were not self-motivated!! You are a fat brain!"

"Yeah, so, just tell me what's going on with your skills! Don't change the subject!" Peter said stiffly, firmly believing that May was fooling him!

"...My skills are from practicing Chinese Kungfu!!!" Mei shouted angrily, "You yourself have never believed it!!"

Peter looked at the distraught Mei in a speechless manner, "This... how can you believe this? The novels are obviously exaggerated descriptions? If there are, why haven't you heard of the "flying over the wall" you mentioned? Treading Wuhen' martial arts master?!"

...Mei was angry and impatient, but she still couldn't refute it, wow, how do I know why inner and outer kung fu has fallen to the level it is today? !Basically completely disappeared in the torrent of history, "You wait!!"

Mei stood up angrily, luckily she flicked Lan Hua's finger, and a round hole was shot out by true energy on the wooden partition between the living room and the kitchen. "Did you see it! This is called True Qi!! True Qi!! Which animal have you seen that can have this skill?!"

He turned his head and glanced at Peter, and found that the bear boy was looking at him quietly, showing no sign at all, just thinking that he still didn't want to believe it, he raised his breath, kicked his feet, luck was on the soles of his feet, and the whole person flew across the sky to the stairs, on the escalator Leveraging lightly, he turned around and volleyed around the living room, and then went straight to the roof on the blank wall with dark pattern wallpaper, forming a posture of hanging upside down.Only then did he turn over and fall down.

"Did you see it! This is called flying over the eaves and walls!!" Mei stared wide-eyed, looking at her little nephew, "Yes, you also have super sense now! You still think I am playing some tricks, performing acrobatics, using Props?!"

Peter shook his head, and May felt annoyed.

"Do you still think I'm talking big to fool you?!"

Peter shook his head again, and May's anger subsided.

"Still following me in gravity, fairy tales are all lies?!"

Peter continued to shake his head, May let out a long breath, the unhappiness in her heart dissipated, and she smiled a little.

"Hmph, I told you earlier, you kid has been a bear since you were a child, and you didn't believe me, so you've been slapped in the face now!" Mei rolled his eyes at him, feeling very proud. You must know that Peter was very stubborn, and he believed it when he was a child. What method did Mei use to use tools to jump up the tree? No matter what Mei said, she would not believe it. She looked at Mei with a caring and mentally retarded expression at a young age. After a few times, Mei was no longer interested in talking. I just think that in the future, I can't think of accepting Peter like this! !

"I'm sorry!" Peter finally came back to his senses, with a irritated expression on his face, he looked at Mei like an alien, and then twisted his thigh, "Hiss...it's true! QAQMei , You’re wrong, it’s too sci-fi! It’s too shocking!! It just subverted my world view!! So, you have never lied to me...do you really have Chinese kung fu?~”

"--||I've been gesticulating with me for a long time, and you still think I'm teasing you?!" Mei felt that her little nephew, who was always cute and caring, looked down on her when this topic came up!

"Uh..." Peter was speechless. "I'd rather you were bitten by some animal! I still think mutation is much more scientific than what you said..."

"P, where is the science? One bite from a spider mutates, one bite from a dog, Dogman?? One bite from a pig, Pigman?? One bite from an ant, does it turn into some kind of Antman?! Press You said, so many people were struck by lightning, why didn’t they become Flash?! You are unscientific, okay?! After all, I cultivated myself over time!!” Mei defended Gu Wu’s dignity.

"Cross-species gene is scientific research, and it is already in the state of scientific research, and many people are already trying it! And the spider that bit me is not an ordinary spider, it is a spider after radiation, and it has passed through... your cultivation Where is the science of 'Zhen Qi'? How did it come about!" Peter began to teach Mei Anli, he really felt that Mei's 'cultivation' was simply black science!

"Shut up! You want to die, don't you!" Mei Qi's liver hurts, the brat, and she still says it can't be done, why is she refusing to admit it when the facts are in front of her eyes? !

"Ding dong, ding dong——" the doorbell rang, and Peter breathed a sigh of relief, being rescued!His mind is still in confusion, his years of worldview have been subverted by Mei, and now he needs to QAQ quietly, "I'll go and open the door."

"Hello?" Peter looked at the man in front of him who was wearing a peaked cap, an ordinary T-shirt and sweatpants, and couldn't hide his super good figure.Uh... this is the guy who acted bravely with his aunt yesterday?The unidentified melon-eating crowd who witnessed the loss of their vest? !Why do you think it looks too familiar?

"Hello, is Ms. May Parker here?" Stephen smiled gently. When he went to the bank to return the car yesterday, the young man who owned the car gave him the bag that May left on the ground. He came to return Mei's things.

"Hey? Why are you here?! Please come in." Mei hurriedly welcomed the person in.

"No, I'm here to deliver the bag. You left it yesterday, and the car owner saw it. I'll help deliver it." Steve said and handed the bag over.

"Ah?! Thank you!" Mei looked at the bag that Steve handed over, and the wound in her heart that was about to heal burst instantly. QAQ why did she go shopping in a hurry yesterday! !So...she wasted money, right_(:зゝ∠)_.

"Captain America!!" Peter looked at Steve and finally came to his senses! "Fuck, I'm not dreaming!"

"Bear boy, are you short-hearted? Keep your voice down." Mei bluntly slapped Peter on the head.Steve, who was about to leave, was not embarrassed to be found out, so he nodded and admitted.

"Yeah, Captain! I'm your fan, can you sign me?!" Peter squeezed away from May, and grabbed Steve's hand, his face flushed with excitement.

"Uh, yes." Steve smiled knowingly when he saw the boy's excited appearance.

"May, Mei, hurry up and get the captain's card I collected!" Peter hurriedly said to Mei, "Captain, please come in, please come in, what do you want to drink? Tea? Coffee? Milk? "

"No need, I have something to do later, I have to leave after signing for you." Steve was infected by his joy, and his suppressed mood became lighter.

After Steve signed Peter and left, Peter still looked like he had won the lottery.Although Mei also likes the captain very much, but looking at his idiotic appearance, she looks down on him in various ways.

"It's okay, it's okay, it's an exaggeration."

"May." Peter put down the card and looked at May seriously.

"What?" Mei felt a chill on the back of her neck.

"Why don't you go and seduce the captain!"

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