[Comprehensive British and American] God's life is difficult and how to break it

Except for the small twists and turns at the beginning, the handover of the translation work was completed very smoothly. When Newbella left the laboratory, Agent Anderson was still educating those linguists, "Everyone, go back tonight and translate the "Interpersonal Relationship" by SHIELD Academy. I have memorized the Communication Guidebook by heart, and I will check it tomorrow."

"Interpersonal Communication Guide"?What is that?Full of doubts, Newbella turned into the potion R&D laboratory next door, where Gemma was analyzing the structure of the invisibility potion.

"Oh, I'm so envious that you don't need a password to enter and exit the laboratory building." Gemma compared the results given by the mass spectrometer, and carefully recorded the data in a loose leaf. "It's really amazing, I observed a lot of active unknown components!"

"Calm down," Newbella said, "I'm afraid you'll be so excited that you'll sleepwalk again at night—hey, why should I say it again?"

Gemma was a little embarrassed, "Just that one time, the crack! Oh, a wonderful experience! May I ask which scientist has experienced the wonder of the crack?"

"Well, there's also Fitz." Newbella found a chair and sat down casually, "Don't get excited, don't get excited! You are the only female scientist who has experienced the magic of cracks, okay?"

"Also, I went in before him." Gemma corrected, with a very cute serious look, "I am the first scientist to enter the crack, no matter male or female!"

"Yes, yes, you are the first." Newbella coaxed her, and suddenly remembered something, "By the way, what is the "Interpersonal Communication Guidebook" of SHIELD Academy? The code name of the student-specific password book?"

Gemma was stunned for a moment, then laughed wildly: "Are you referring to the legendary "A Guide to Abnormal Human Society"? Well, that book is quite good, and Fitz has used it before."

Newbella: "...There is still such an operation?"

"That's right." Gemma couldn't stop laughing, "This guidebook was specially designed for students with social disabilities by employing a huge sum of money by the college and employing famous contemporary anthropologists and psychologists. After reading the book through, the daily words and deeds instantly become much more lovely."

Newbera expressed his admiration, "Xueba is really extraordinary."

Time flies, and seeing Christmas Eve getting closer, the preparatory work for the operation has finally entered the final stage, and the various departments of the cold storage are working overtime, so busy that they can't wait to use 48 hours a day.

As the boss of the cold storage, Coulson worked an average of more than [-] hours a day, and the director also went online frequently to personally supervise the work.

I don't know if it's an illusion, but Newbera always feels that Coulson's hair is thinner than before, and the dark circles of the players also tend to gradually darken.As for the director, he is in good spirits.

The joint drill started as planned on the penultimate day of the Christmas Eve operation. Daisy used holographic technology to simulate the surrounding environment of the Croatian border town in the training room. There were mountains, rivers, jungles, buildings, streets, and shops. , the details are very realistic.

Daisy said: "Through complex calculations, Fitz calculated several coordinates that Ares might choose as the battlefield, all of which are particularly open and suitable for group fights. There are fifteen in total. In order to let everyone adapt to the combat environment in advance, The holographic scene will automatically rotate every half hour, so please keep an eye on your feet, the flat bottom may turn into a mud at any time."

"I seem to see the budget burning." Scott moved his hands and feet and joked casually, "How did the director ask the council for money?"

Daisy pursed her lips, "I don't know, and I don't want to know, anyway, just give me the money, the process doesn't matter."

"It's so blunt and rough!" Scott praised, "You're right, just pay!"

During the joint exercise, [The Avengers] will be divided into two teams. Newbera's own team will be responsible for beating up "Aris" (as a training partner), and the other members will be the other team, responsible for covering her with firepower.Since there is no human or superpower close to the comprehensive strength of the God of War, the glorious task of pretending to be Ares can only be given to Lucifer.

"Wait, is the firepower real or fake?" Lucifer's face was full of "I'm really afraid of death", "Should it be a holographic simulation? My life is very precious!"

"The weapon is real, but the magazine is empty, and the hitting effect is a holographic simulation." Daisy rarely had the patience to explain to him, "It's the same with the shells. Don't worry, you won't die for a while."

"Yeah, who will you find to be my training partner when you die?" Newbella stabbed silently, "I'm optimistic about you, Your Highness the Devil."

Lucifer: "..."

After everyone got ready for the event, Daisy operated the computer and quickly rotated all the scenes within 3 minutes, so that the Avengers could have a general understanding of the surrounding environment of the battlefield.

"This is similar to the situation that day, you only have a short time to understand the venue." Daisy said while typing on the keyboard to change the scene, "New Bella said that Ares raised a vulture, so I also simulated Images of Fokkin and Fogney, Barton—"

"Understood, I will pay attention to the battle situation in the air." Button adjusted his bow and arrow, "But Fokkin and Wuni may not need my help."

Sif raised her eyebrows triumphantly and grinned bluntly.

"Anyway, I wish you success." Daisy said, "That's all for the scene, let's get started!"

The new scene was quickly selected randomly. When the light in the training room went dark, and then turned on again, the holographic town commercial street was built.This street is a bit shabby compared to New York, but it is the most lively and prosperous place in the town. There are bookstores, restaurants, bars, supermarkets, and fast food restaurants on both sides of the street. They are all ordinary shops, with an ordinary and stable life atmosphere.

Thinking that the most beautiful place for the residents of the small town was about to be destroyed by Ares, the faces of all the members were not very good-looking.

"Let's do it!" With a sullen face, Steve took off the shield Tony newly designed for him. Considering his nostalgia, the appearance of the new shield is almost exactly the same as the old shield, only a few details were made to enhance the performance of the shield. changed.

"Hey, didn't it mean that the weapons are all fake and won't cause substantial damage?!" When Lucifer saw the shield, he immediately cried out in fright, "This shield is as powerful as a mortar! I want Exit, I want a refund! Unless I change him to a plank!"

"For safety's sake, all hot|weapons are not loaded with ammunition and cannot cause substantial damage to you, isn't that right?" Daisy said lightly, "But it is a cold weapon and does not need to be loaded with ammunition. Of course, there is no need to comply with the safety requirements."

Lucifer burst into tears, "You...you are changing the concept secretly. You were talking about weapons at the time, and you didn't specify whether it was a hot | weapon | or a cold weapon!"

Newbella tried to comfort him, "Are you promising? You are a god!"

His Royal Highness the Devil roared, "Gods can hurt too!"

Lucifer turned around and wanted to slip away, but was caught by Newbella and Peter together, "Come on, you are the best!"

Lucifer struggled desperately, and cried a lot: "Let go of me! I'm obviously only responsible for safe and harmless psychological warfare! I won't take you to forcefully arrest strong men like you!"

However, it was too late to say anything now, Daisy slammed on the keyboard, and the holographic indicator light in the middle of the training room immediately turned red. After a three-second countdown, the indicator light turned from red to green, and the first joint exercise officially opened.

The author has something to say: Lucifer: You bully people!lawyer!I'm going to make a new will!My termite nest is not passed on to Peter!

Newbella: ...the devil wants your termite nest!

Peter: Exactly!