[Comprehensive British and American] God's life is difficult and how to break it

Lucifer is quite a crazy person. Seeing that Newbella was in a better mood, he immediately proposed to hold a party at home to celebrate, but no one responded to him——A bunch of clues left by Alibi have not been solved yet, who knows? In the mood for a party?

Luckily, Lucifer is a flexible devil who is not afraid of embarrassment. Even though everyone dislikes him, he still clamors for help, and if he disagrees, he just messes around.

"Since you want to help, why don't you translate the original version of "Elipe's Notes" in ancient Greek." Peter couldn't bear his trouble, "Don't you claim to speak all languages?"

"Didn't Newbera translate an English version?" Lucifer said guiltily, "I can speak all the languages ​​in the world, but... I can only speak most of them. There are tens of thousands of books, and reading is a waste of time.”①

"The English version was stolen by Hugo Danzig a long time ago, and later fell into the hands of S.H.I.E.L.D. My dad negotiated several times, but the other party declared that they would go through the process and refused to return the notes. "Newbella was halfway through the explanation, and suddenly realized that something was wrong, "Wait a minute, what do you mean you can only speak most languages?"

"He is illiterate." Peter said in a blunt tone, "Lucifer, you can't... you can't even read English, can you?"

"What?!" Newbella turned her head to look at Lucifer excitedly, but twisted her neck and made a crisp sound, "Oh my neck!"

"Who are you calling illiterate?" Lucifer was particularly angry, "I...Of course I can understand English. I have been a civilian consultant for the Los Angeles Police Department."

"Are you an illiterate consultant?" Newbella giggled, "Lucifer, you always refresh my three views again and again——illiterate devil hahahaha!"

"I'm not illiterate!" Lucifer felt aggrieved, "Most! Most! I speak most languages, not all languages!"

However, Newbella had already laughed so hard that she collapsed on the sofa, holding her twisted neck while laughing, trying her best.

"No need to explain, we can understand." Peter patted him on the shoulder kindly, "Don't worry, we won't discriminate against you."

Lucifer: "..." Although I was very sad, but in any case, seeing how alive and kicking Newbella was, he was worthy of Tony.

They laughed at Lucifer heartily for a while, and they piled the gifts brought by Alibi on the table until it was getting late, preparing to start a brainstorm.

Newbera made an inventory, and the gifts she received included a bag of koji, a bag of grain, a jug of spring water, a large box of seeds of various plants, a small box of ore, a small piece of leather, a small piece of cypress, A coil of wire and a growth journal.

"And the tinder that Hephaestus gave you." Peter reminded her, "However, why do I feel like I'm playing a treasure hunt? Am I alone?"

"You're not alone." Newbella looked at the table full of odds and ends in distress, "And this is a treasure hunt game where you can't spend money to buy hints. The only hint is [see page No.60 of the notes], the notes here It should refer to "Alibi's Notes."

"What are you two talking about? Of course Peter is a human being. Even if he was bitten by a spider, he can't be a pig." Lucifer's thinking is obviously not in the same dimension as theirs, "So, "Eli What is written on page 60 of No.[-] of He's Notes?"

"I don't remember." Newbella frowned, "After the English version was translated, I never read the original notes."

"I've read it, and that page is blank," Peter said. "I've read it several times, and it's completely blank, without a single word."

Newbella and Lucifer's rare track synced: "Huh? Are you kidding me?! How could it be blank!"

"Have you lost any impression?" Peter took out the original notebook bound with papyrus. "The front and back pages of the book have content, and only 69 pages are blank, which is very abrupt."

"I... I remember that all the pages of the book have content." Newbera frantically flipped to page No.60, the brown pages were as clean as brand new, "No...impossible, how could this happen? ?”

"As soon as Alibi left, I took it out immediately to ensure that no one else touched it except me." Peter said, "If you think about it again, maybe you remembered it wrong."

Lucifer said casually: "Don't force yourself, I heard that memory loss is one of the signs of aging—"

"Lucifer!" Peter warned him sharply, "Do you believe I planted a colony of termites in your house?"

"Oh please!" Lucifer rolled his eyes, "I just want to liven up the atmosphere, look at the way her brows are furrowed——"

"Is it time to liven up the atmosphere?" Peter lowered his voice, "Can you do something serious?"

"I'm doing business—"

They were bickering next to each other, while Newbella was staring at the open notes in a daze, her mind was muddled.

"Isn't the note he was referring to "Elipe's Notes"? Could it be the growing up diary my mother gave me?" Newbella murmured, "But he first asked Peter if he could make potions, and then told me to read it Notes... If he wants me to see it as a growth diary, it is obviously illogical!"

It can't be that Alibi is wrong, right?

Newbella did not dare to miss any possibility, six, nine, sixteen, nineteen, 26, 29, 36, 39... In short, she turned over all the page numbers related to six and nine, and the result was still Unsatisfactory.

"Cough syrup, corn ointment, antidiarrheal medicine, oxytocin syrup..." Newbera closed his notes disappointedly, "Excuse me for being stupid, what value are these medicines? "Constraints and Help Methods", secretly recommending it to me?"

"The protoss like to play tricks, what's the fuss? Do you know how the sword of Azrael got into my hands?" Lucifer disagreed, "I almost forgot to tell you: I found the sword of Azrael. For the other two components, its power has been upgraded again."

"Oh please don't tell me now, my brain is about to explode." Newbera stood up anxiously, "I regret it, I shouldn't choose mythology, there are too many broken things about the Protoss!"

Peter looked at her sympathetically.

Lucifer was stunned for a few seconds, and then burst into a horrible laugh: "Are you crazy hahahahahaha! Do you know how many metaphors there are in mythology? Not to mention the strange relationship of your family - passed down to human hands The version here is still simplified! Do you want to write a paper until you cry hahahahaha!"

"Hehe." Newbella pulled the corners of her mouth gloomily, "Don't worry, I must be smearing you to death."

"Don't forget to write the legend that the devil is the son of the goat. Chloe said he hated the goat the most." Peter didn't think it was a big deal, "I'd like to help you find the information."

Newbella smiled: "Thank you."

"Thank you too." Lucifer felt aggrieved again, "Why do humans insist on linking my goats together? I don't even like goat cheese."②

"I don't understand either." Newbella winked at Peter, "The lamb is so tender—"

Peter immediately continued: "You are such a loser—"

Newbella and Peter: "It's simply unscientific!"

Lucifer: "..."

For the first time in his life, Tony found Lucifer's strengths: sacrificing the ego to entertain the masses.

"Thank you, buddy." Tony said happily, "Seeing that Newbella no longer indulges in negative emotions and regains her fighting spirit, I can't help but have a feeling of admiration for you."

"Shut up, Tony!" Lucifer was extremely depressed. "I have many advantages. Who in the world can hold a better party than me? Who is better at eating, drinking and having fun than me?"

"Of course." Tony thought of the ridiculous years more than ten years ago, and couldn't help but sigh, "I've known you for more than 20 years."

"Hmph, 20 years ago you were a playboy second only to me, but 20 years later you—" Lucifer shuddered, "raised a brat that even the devil would be afraid of."

"She's not your bear." Tony immediately defended his daughter, "She's telling the truth."

"It's enough." Lucifer resisted the urge to drop the phone, "Your case proves once again that if you want to live a long time, you must not have children casually."

"Nonsense." Tony disagreed, "Speaking of business, I heard from Newbella that you helped upgrade the sword of Azrael?"

"Hmm." Lucifer snorted arrogantly, "Of course, it's not like a hardware upgrade... an upgrade. It's a long story, you just need to know that it can become longer, surrounded by flames, and can cut through it. The world will do."③

"Cut through the world? Break through the dimension wall... cut through?" Tony asked in surprise, "How?"

"I just found out that it used to be the flaming sword that defended the Garden of Eden... Oh, you humans and I can't explain it clearly." Lucifer said, "In short, Newbera can use the sword to cut through the world, creating a small gap After that, throw Ares into it, and wait for the crack to close——Dang Dang Dang Dang! Since then, he will stay in another new world with nothing, and he will never come back.”

It took Tony several minutes to digest his words. Although he couldn't fully understand Lucifer's theory, it seemed... This seemed to be a more peaceful solution. At least Newbella didn't have to fight like last time. The only The issue is--

"How do you manage to throw Ares into the crack?" Tony muttered, "Ares isn't a cute doll—"

"So Newbella is frantically looking through "Aribi's Notes", hoping to find a potion that can incapacitate Ares." Lucifer said, "I believe in your brat, she will definitely let Ares I suffered a lot."

The author has something to say: ①②③: The settings are all from the American drama "Lucifer", and the settings of Lucifer in this article are all from the show.

PS: I finished the second season of "Lucifer" some time ago, and Lucifer has made great progress!I can't believe it~