[Comprehensive British and American] God's life is difficult and how to break it

After in-depth reading and analysis of the investigation report, Newbera had to admit that the FBI's experimental technicians were not as good as the detectives.

At least the detectives interrogated a large number of people who might be involved in the case, such as the heads of pharmaceutical companies, the heads of schools, and the heads of medical vehicles, and reassured the victimized students and their parents.The experimental technicians have not added the test results to the investigation report so far.

"Or they have already got the results of the test, but they just didn't have time to fill it out." Peter tried to excuse the technicians, "You said that the report was obtained in the laboratory, maybe it will be three or five minutes later..."

"Or the detectives went to the laboratory to rush the results, and they dropped it there when the fire was evacuated." Newbera suggested another possibility, "I don't quite understand why they used marker pens to write down several interrogation documents. Content blacked out?"

"I don't really understand this point," Peter said. "Based on my not-so-experienced experience, the blacked-out content is the key content. Several times I just had some clues, and I immediately encountered coded paragraphs."

"Are you saying, are they protecting someone, or a certain institution?" Newbera thought wildly, "It's all done in American dramas."

"...It's possible." Peter turned on the TV, and the special report on the vaccine incident had just finished playing the opening song.

".....The death toll has reached 11, and emotional parents rushed into the city hall.....The FBI claimed that it was attacked by unknown persons last night, the evidence room was blown up, and a large number of samples were stolen. It may delay the expected Today's briefing."

"Fart! I'm sure the incendiary|flame|bomb only lit the curtains!"

"Fuck! I only took four samples! There are at least 50 left in the freezer!"

Newbella and Peter scolded together, once again feeling ashamed of the FBI's behavior of breaking the bottom line.

"Can they show some embarrassment?" Newbella was terribly annoyed, "It's obviously not good for our own technicians, so we have to blame us!"

"Hehe, I know why the investigation report appeared in the laboratory - the detective went to urge the technician, but the technician said it couldn't be done, so they started to discuss how to postpone the briefing, and then... guess what?"

"Then we fell from the sky and gave them a free just cause." Newbella collapsed on the bed, "Oh, so angry!"

"It would be great if [Avengers] could take over this matter." Peter clutched the pillow depressedly, and sat down on the floor, "As long as we can get involved with aliens..."

Suddenly, Newbella's cell phone sang crazily, and the two of them looked at the call notification at the same time: Gemma Simmons.

"It's Simmons! There must be a result!" Newbella jumped up excitedly, "Peter, close the bedroom door!"

Agent Simon... Gemma (as she urges them to call it) did get the test report.But due to her crazy use of professional vocabulary, Newbera only understood two sentences, which were: "Next, I will briefly introduce the origin of the human flu vaccine and the detection method I used."

And: "The vaccine in the light blue bottle is normal, the one in the light green bottle is not a vaccine at all."

Seeing Peter's thoughtful expression, he definitely understood Gemma's words.Newbella thought sadly, you are all bullying God, I have never studied chemistry and biology before...

"Poison|medicine?" Peter said carefully, "or... an alien virus? Like a Chitauri?"

"You're half right," said Gemma, followed by a long passage of jargon that Newbella couldn't understand.

"Peter, help me translate." Newbella sighed, "Or let Gemma speak human language."

"Jemma analyzed the structural composition of the liquid in the light green bottle, most of the elements do not belong to the earth, and then she cross-checked it with the S.H.I.E.L.D. database and found..."

"Peter, speaking in human terms..."

"The Chitauri contributed two-thirds of the virus, and the other third didn't even know what Gemma was."

Newbella understood: "Wait a minute, don't the patients who are infected with the space virus carried by the Chitauri end up with static electricity or some kind of field and die? Libby and Kevin are obviously not floating in midair. "

"I suspect that part of the unidentified element played a role in changing the virus..." Well, Newbella couldn't understand again.

Fortunately, Peter was able to communicate with Gemma without barriers. They discussed for nearly 10 minutes and came to a conclusion: "This matter should be under the control of S.H.I.E.L.D., and the FBI can't handle it."

"Oh."

"The only question is, how do we explain the provenance of the sample?" Peter said. "After all... the method is not very bright."

"Simple, tell them directly: 'We received a mysterious report call.'" Newbella looked at Peter innocently, "Why? Isn't this a common bad excuse in [Avengers]?①"

"Well, I don't know..." Gemma hesitated, "What do you think, Peter?"

"I think it's okay." Peter thought for a few seconds, "...but I always feel that this sentence is familiar."

"You received a mysterious report call? You? A mysterious report call?" Director Fury slapped the table and roared at them, "Are you sure you received a report call instead of looting the FBI's New York branch?! God Ah, it's the 1000 Bad Government Excuses Tony taught you again, right?"

"I just said that sounds familiar!" Peter pumped his fist excitedly, and the director glared at him angrily, "Oh...I mean, that's not considered looting...the evidence room is fine."

Fury was so angry that he almost didn't recover: "Need I remind you of the increasingly sharpened conflict between S.H.I.E.L.D. and the FBI? They've coveted the rich resources S.H.I.E.L.D. Wide, too much power!"

"No wonder they don't come to S.H.I.E.L.D. for help," said Jemma, "Knowing that their technicians can't handle it..."

"And you, Simmons!" Director Fury widened his eyes, "You know that their behavior is not in line with the rules..."

"We are in a hurry, the dead students are our classmates!" Newbella hurriedly said, "Their parents are about to collapse..."

"I'm about to collapse too! Look at the knife stabbed in the back by the FBI!" Fury threw a large stack of documents on the table, "They believe that the person who attacked the branch last night was sent by me. Well, they did Halfway right. Thank goodness Stark didn't tell the world about your... your superpower is to walk in and out of government buildings at will."

The three looked at him eagerly.

"Okay...well...well...well, your conclusion is correct, this matter should be under SHIELD's control." Director Fury waved his hand impatiently, "I will send People took the case back."

"Can I start developing the antidote?" Gemma asked, "Half an hour ago, the official data was updated, and the number of dead students is approaching [-]..."

"Can you develop it?" Fury asked calmly, "Didn't it mean that one-third of the elements cannot be determined?"

"Yes, but I seem to have found someone who is related to the Chitauri virus." Gemma picked up the tablet and shook it lightly in the air, and a three-dimensional image immediately appeared in midair, "Surveillance captured it a few days ago .”

In the video, three agents are carrying a huge metal box and walking eagerly.

"Daisy helped me process the video with software, the agent's badge and the number of the metal box are clearly visible." Gemma freezes and zooms in on the picture, "It's not difficult for [Avengers], right?"

"The only difficulty is," Fury looked at Newbella and Peter with a half-smile, "how are these two brats going to explain to the adults—especially Stark—what they did last night?"

"So you were the thugs who attacked the FBI?!" Colonel Rhodes yelled, "Did you see that? They called you thugs!"

"And don't take me!" Tony snorted unhappily, "No wonder you two have been hiding in the room lately muttering, thinking you were having a high school romance. Huh~ I was scared to death, just thinking Do you want to stuff the box...you know...go in."

Peter buried his head in his chest in embarrassment, and Newbella's head was full of black lines: "Dad...don't use your own experience to analyze others. Empiricism kills people."

There was a chuckle in the room, Peter was even more embarrassed, and Tony was very calm: "It can't be helped, your father is cute." Everyone laughed even harder.

"It's too dangerous." Steve stood up, "There is no complete plan, no communicator, no other support...but it is quite courageous."

"Are you going to say 'I'm so proud of you' next?" Natasha teased. "Encouraging education, huh?"

Bucky rubbed his hands secretly and gave her a thumbs-up. Steve glanced at him and Natasha, and said with a smile, "You've said everything for me."

Sam and several agents walked in with a cardboard box: "We have to hurry up, the death toll is still increasing. These are the materials just sent by the FBI."

"I heard that Fury sued the other party severely in front of Congress, and the FBI will have a hard time." Scott carried the cardboard box and followed worriedly, "If I were the parent of the victimized student, their office The building was demolished earlier. Peter, how can you just light the curtains in the evidence room?"

"Don't tell the kids to blow up houses," said Colonel Rhodes. "We've got a wrecking Tony."

"Hey, I can hear you!" Tony, who was busy fiddling with his left ankle, raised his head, "Don't smear my tall image in front of the children!"

"I'm so sorry...Wait, let me recall the news a few years ago, who blew up our arsenal?"

Tony rolled his eyes: "How do I know. By the way, Scott, I have a serious question for you."

"Ah... I'm really flattered, you can ask."

"Do you know what grounding is?" Tony asked seriously. "I heard that normal parents ground children who make mistakes, but I don't understand how to do it."

"Eh..." Scott was stunned, "First of all, Casey just started elementary school, she wouldn't go out with her male classmates in the middle of the night to provoke the FBI; second... are you sure Newbella can be trapped in any room?"

"Damn it," Tony said. "Jarvis, cross out the grounding. We've got to find more punishment."

Everyone covered their mouths and giggled, Newbella looked at the ceiling speechlessly, while Peter lowered his eyelids, looking preoccupied.

The author has something to say: ①The original stem comes from "Steel 1":

Rhodes: "How do I explain to the media?"

Tony: "Aerial drills, isn't that a bad official excuse?"