[Comprehensive British and American] God's life is difficult and how to break it

After the binding spell wears off, Tony and Newbella go to see Peter in the medical tent.The doctor sent by the Ministry of Magic had just magically healed his ankle and collarbone, and was forcing him to drink potions that looked weird and smelled even weirder.

Seeing them coming in, Peter's eyes immediately shot a signal for help. The doctor glared at him, and forcefully stuffed the medicine into his hand: "Drink it!"

Newbella and Tony pretended not to see, and Qiqi turned around to avoid making pitiful eye contact with Peter.Peter had no support, and he didn't dare to disobey the doctor's order, so he could only drink the medicine obediently.

"Hey, did you eat Popeye's spinach?" Tony whispered to Newbella, "Do you know Popeye? Well, you're too young to know, and it's normal."

Newbella was full of guilt: "I just gave him a slight push."

"Miss, I know how strong you are." Tony said, "I've seen you throw people out, at the Stark Industries annual meeting last year? Your throw is not 'friend throw me the pen' not to the extent of 'flying over halls, over corridors, across lawns and pools, and smacking down in the middle of the road'."

Newbella: "..."

While speaking, the doctor had finished explaining the precautions, packed up his things and went out.

On the hospital bed, Peter grimaced from the bitterness of the medicine, and his whole face was wrinkled. Newbella ran over and poured him a glass of warm water.

"Great, now there are no outsiders here, let me tell you something." Tony walked to Peter's hospital bed, "Just ask, how did you learn to cast the spell?"

"It can't be said, it's a commercial secret." Newbella made a face at him, "Anyway, it's safe!"

"Hey, you little guy." Tony poked her forehead affectionately, "Okay, just be safe, and I'll get on with the main point."

The voice of an Auror suddenly came from outside the tent, and Tony immediately stopped talking vigilantly, put his index finger on his lips, and made a "shh" gesture.Newbella and Peter were driven by the tense atmosphere around him, and their hearts were beating.

In fact, within a few minutes, the sound outside the tent disappeared, but Tony was still worried, insisting that Jarvis scan the inside and outside of the tent with a thermal imager scanner to make sure everything was safe before speaking.

"Listen kids, I know it's hard to swallow, but [The Avengers] disbanded two weeks ago," Tony said, "because S.H.I.E.L.D. refused to deal with Hand and forced the members to give me and your whereabouts. ...Of course, the disbandment is only temporary, but until Victoria Hand gets the punishment he deserves, no one should talk to S.H.I.E.L.D."

Newbella was dumbfounded, and looked back at Peter, seeing that he was also confused.

"Didn't you understand?" Tony looked at Newbella, then at Peter, "What didn't you understand? Answer questions for free, all free of charge."

"Disbandment?" Newbella said. "Coulson didn't tell us, did he know?"

"Calculating the time, he should have known about it after you left." Tony said, "The dissolution was before you left... Well, it was confirmed two days ago. SHIELD blocked the news in an attempt to negotiate with the members. , It’s a pity they couldn’t even find a single person.”

"Then...Ares, we don't care about it?" Newbera said, "He sent me a document full of numbers, and it seems that he is going to be in a certain place on the border of Croatia on December 24. A small town doing things."

"We quietly manage." Tony said, "Sif and Thor are on the [Avengers] side, I don't believe that S.H.I.E.L.D. has the ability to handle Ares alone."

"Where are the members?" Peter asked. "Are they safe?"

"Peter, please have some confidence in Natasha's fake identity technology." Tony sat casually on the bed next door, and the bed frame hummed, "Oh, these magic items are so cute."

Newbella and Peter were still in great shock. They sat side by side on Peter's hospital bed, staring blankly at Tony across from him, unable to recover for a long time.

"Digest it slowly, dear children." Tony said, "Also, after returning to New York, if the agent finds you, then no matter what the other party says, you will use the universal reply to deal with him. Especially emphasize that the tone of the answer is Be ruthless, and be ruthless in expression."

"What is a universal reply?" Peter asked curiously, "No comment? Please consult my lawyer? Don't know? Can't understand?"

"Oh," Tony said, "just say something simple and clean."

Peter and Newbella: "Oh?"

Tony nodded: "Oh."

They left the UK without waiting for the results of Hugo's trial, because according to the lawyer's statement, Tony should stay at home for the elderly, and Newbella and Peter should be in school, so that the S.H.I.E.L.D.

"As soon as the interrogation is over, I will ask Buckbeak to smuggle Hugo's interrogation report to your house." Ron personally sent them to the airport, "You don't need to wait for the director to review, I promise you will get the original before S.H.I.E.L.D. Report."

"Thank you." Tony said sincerely, "Without the help of you, Hermione, and Harry, S.H.I.E.L.D. would have caught us long ago."

"You're welcome." Ron smiled, "You should really look at our resume, we have experience in this kind of thing."

"I can tell." Tony put on his sunglasses, turned around and asked the two kids, "You guys are surprisingly quiet today, which makes me feel a little flustered. Nothing happened, right?"

"It's okay." Newbella said wearily, "I was exhausted a while ago, and I'm not used to suddenly relaxing."

"Where's Peter?" Tony asked, "Aren't you used to it?"

Peter shook his head: "No, I'm thinking about how to fool Aunt Mei. I know that Aurors who have drunk compound soup have been acting in front of Aunt Mei this month. I'm just afraid that... I will lose control of my emotions when I see her soon. Make her feel something is wrong."

"So I asked Bobby to send her on a business trip." Tony patted him on the shoulder, "You're welcome."

Peter: "..."

Tony has always believed that the biggest advantage of a private jet is that there is no need to fix the seat. He can sing songs if he wants to, go to the minibar to drink if he wants to drink, and get Peter away if he wants to.

"Father, what are you doing?" Newbella looked at Tony who locked the door and drew the curtains, full of doubts, "Is there anything you can't say in front of Peter?"

"Big deal!" Tony had a serious expression on his face, and he repeatedly confirmed whether the sealing of the lounge was intact. "I ask you, you guys... You are in Godric's Hollow these days... How did you arrange your accommodation?"

Newbella was stunned for a long time: "Live... live together!"

"Living together?!" Tony screamed. "Living together? Sharing a bed?!"

"What!" Newbera suddenly realized what he meant, and blushed immediately, "We booked a suite, I live in the inner one, and he lives in the outer one! Even the bathroom is separate!"

"You're going to scare me to death." Tony held his chest, "Although I am an enlightened father, but... but... are you two dating?"

"No!" Newbella shouted loudly, "Not...not yet!"

"Not yet?" Tony quickly grasped the point, "Wait, Miss Stark, please explain to me, what is 'not yet'?"

"It's just not yet." Newbella was so embarrassed that she just wanted to leave the lounge immediately, "Oh, Dad, you are so annoying!"

"Did you really...really not sleep... and live in a room?" Although he was very excited when he was young, Tony was more embarrassed than anyone else when asking his daughter such a question.But education experts have said that parents have the responsibility to guide adolescent children to establish a correct view of love and so on. No matter how embarrassing he is, he has to face it under pressure.

"No, no, no." Newbella said three nos in a row, "Peter and I are not the protagonists of "Gossip Girl"... Don't you like Peter?"

"I like Peter, he's a nice boy." Tony said, and suddenly realized, "Oh...oh! I get it!"

"Daddy!" Newbella yelled, "it's not what you think."

"I understand, I understand, I don't interfere." Tony said with a smile, "Do you need me to summarize "100000 Scumbag Excuses" for you? You know, I have experience dealing with scumbags, because I used to be ah."

"You said you didn't interfere." Newbella said angrily, stood up and walked out, "Okay, okay, you can take care of yourself at home, I... I will take care of my own affairs!"

"I mean it." Tony chased after her and said, "I'm an enlightened father. I promise I won't follow you, and I won't sit at the back table to monitor you all when you're dating. Really, I swear!"

"I don't believe it," Newbella said. "You're not allowed to test Peter. He's shy."

"Hey, are you starting to bend your elbows?" Tony was a little disappointed, and his heart was still a little sour, "Where is the promised favorite dad?"

"Dad, how can I turn my elbows?" Newbella said helplessly, "Okay, you will always be number one in my heart."

Tony was immediately happy: "It's not too bad."

Then he worried about his daughter: "Where is Peter going to study in college? Long distances are not suitable for dating. The other girls on campus dragged him away every minute. Huh, drag him away, you are so cute, what are you looking for?" Any kind of boy is fine. Hey, time flies so fast, next year you will be of legal registration age, oh my god..."

"Are you thinking a little too far?" Newbella opened the door, "I'll take care of it, don't worry."

The author has something to say: Tony: Where is my high-powered telescope?What are they doing?The brat dared to touch my daughter's hand!

Newbella: What about being an enlightened father and not engaging in surveillance?