[Comprehensive British and American] God's life is difficult and how to break it

"It's unscientific. Who can trip me in mid-air? Could it be Ares?"

While Peter directed the nanny's wand to cast a protective spell around the big tree, Newbella kept sitting on the top of the tree and murmured: "This is impossible, this is unscientific!"

"Your existence itself is unscientific, okay?" Peter raised his hand to wipe the sweat from his forehead, and the heat from the top of his head caused the cold wind to blow, making him feel very uncomfortable, "Can't you see something there? ?”

"My eyes are inflamed." Newbera took out a bottle of eye drops, "I can't see much better than before, and the clarity has also dropped. Hmph, it didn't have much high-definition before, and now I'm afraid it doesn't even have 360P."

Peter took out the anti-scope to test the protection spell and the shielding spell, and he was very satisfied with the result: "Okay, you can come down now."

"I don't want to, I want to be quiet on the top of the tree." Newbella said depressingly, "I actually tripped over something unknown in mid-air, and my self-esteem was really hurt."

Peter instinctively wanted to say "Okay, I won't bother you anymore", but immediately remembered Natasha's earnest teachings for a while, and quickly swallowed the words.He bowed his head and thought for a few seconds, then took out a few packs of tissues and snacks, and climbed up the tree peak lightly.

"This kind of thing has never happened before." Newbera grabbed the branch, waiting impatiently for Peter to open the snack bag, "If I find out after dawn...it's just a branch, I'll be ashamed to see anyone in the future .”

While struggling with the packing bag, Peter listened patiently: "Don't think too much, maybe you bumped into some residual spell, or an invisible beast floating in mid-air."

"Can invisible beasts still fly?" Newbera took the creamy honeycomb biscuits from him, "Have you finished reading "Guide to the Magical World: Animals"?"

"Yeah." Peter was glad that he managed to divert her attention, "but invisible beasts can't fly, they can only float in the air for a while."

Hey wait, did I go back to the original topic again?You can't say fly, you can't mention fly!Peter was dying of regret, and he only hoped that she hadn't heard what he had just said.

Fortunately, Newbella's focus is on "Guide to the Magical World": "I just finished the third volume, which is "Guide to the Magical World: Food". Hey, is the telescopic ear completely disconnected?"

"It seems to be." Peter took out the control panel of the telescopic ear and looked at it. "Well, the distance is too far, and the external telescopic ear can no longer receive the signal."

Oh yeah, the topic changed completely!Natasha knew she would be proud of him!

"What do you think they will do next?" While speaking, Newbera had already finished a bag of creamy honeycomb biscuits, and Peter hurriedly tore open another bag of cranberry flavored ones, "I hope they don't hurt the innkeeper, others still good."

"I guess...they're wondering how we escaped from the sealed room," Peter said. "When did you find out you could... you could do that?"

"For a while, it happened once in the shell hut. At that time, I thought it was a hallucination caused by drinking too much leaf juice, so I didn't care about it." Newbera said, "Then I came to Godric's Hollow, probably last week? The time the innkeeper lit the gunpowder, I rushed over to drag him in a hurry, and we were standing outside the house in the next second. Don’t worry, I gave him the amnesia potion.”

Peter breathed a sigh of relief: "I'm just afraid that he will betray us."

"Even if he tells S.H.I.E.L.D. everything he knows, it will take a while for them to find us." Newbella looked around, only to see the surrounding forests with lush branches and leaves, "It's so quiet here!"

"The map shows that this is the heart of Godric's Forest." Peter said, "except for the expedition team, there has always been no one."

"There are us too." Newbera turned her head and smiled at him, her smile was pure and beautiful, her face was brighter than the moon hanging in the sky, "Oh, and honeycomb biscuits."

She held up the package and shook it, and Peter couldn't help laughing along with him, even though he wasn't a big fan of honeycombs.

In order to drag Tony out of the monitoring tent, Ron really tried his best.Ever since he knew Peter and Newbella were five hundred yards away from camp, Tony wanted to root in front of the giant looking glass of the surveillance tent.

"Let me stay for a few more minutes, and I'll see if Newbella and Peter are injured." Tony pulled the curtain of the tent and refused to leave, "Please Ron!"

"I explained it to you. They have set up a protective spell and a shielding spell, so you can't see anything." Ron hugged his waist, took a deep breath, and pulled Tony out of the tent with his hands. "Action plan, Tony, action plan is the point!"

"Without me, you can still make an action plan." Tony struggled, his eyes still fixed on the surveillance tent, "I mean it, I'm not important at all!"

"Listen to what you said, are you still the Tony Stark I know?" Ron said helplessly, "When I first met you five years ago, you were still a cocky bastard with a lot of time. What did it do to you?"

"Time didn't do anything, what can it do?" Tony turned his head three times, "Are you sure they are safe for the time being?"

"Don't worry, even if Hugo saw them, he wouldn't dare to act rashly." Ron said, "Hugo knows that we are near him, and the deterrent power of Aurors..."

"Wait, you're an Auror, right? How come I've never felt your deterrent power?" Tony frowned and interrupted him, "No, you let me go back, I'm even more worried!"

Ron was going crazy: "Tony, don't force me to petrify you and carry you directly to the command tent!"

"But I'm worried that I can't see any living people!" Tony shouted irritably, "Jarvis scanned it with a thermal imaging camera, and there is nothing near the treetops!"

"That's the protection spell and shielding spell working." Ron dragged him to continue walking towards the command tent, "Tony, I assure you, they'll be fine!"

"What if something happens?" Tony said angrily, "Peter is the only son in the family, and Newbella is my only daughter. Meke and I can't bear the pain of losing them!"

"Merlin's pants, can't you have some positive thoughts?" Ron said, "You used to be the most optimistic in [Avengers]."

"I was a golden bachelor at the time, and now I am a super dad, so I see things from different angles, okay?" Tony said resentfully, "Hey, how do you single dogs understand dad's sadness? You worry and worry every day. I am afraid that she will be bullied by the school bully when she goes to school; if she does not come home after ten o’clock, I will make up a lot of murder plots in my head; when boys talk to her, I am worried; if boys don’t Talking to her, I am more worried-when will this kind of day be the end?"

"It seems that you can communicate with my mother." Ron said, "It's hard to imagine that when Newbella came to look for you, you were so scared to death, okay?"

Tony snorted, and walked forward without refuting, because Ron was telling the truth.

Before Newbella came along, Tony never thought he would be a father, nor did he plan to have a child with Pepper.Probably because of the shadow of his childhood, he always thought that he would follow in his father's footsteps—although it turned out that his father loved him very much—but when it comes to good family education concepts, Howard Stark is considered a failed father.

So when Pepper calmly told him, "There's a little girl who looks exactly like you in my office, and I can see your father-daughter relationship without her saying a word," Tony really panicked.

When he saw the photo sent by Pepper, and the girl in the photo was exactly like him, Tony panicked even more.

He instinctively wanted to run away, but just after he put on his combat uniform, Newbella killed him in his laboratory.

"Father!" Newbella rushed forward delicately, and kissed the mask of the battle suit, "I've been looking for you for a long time!"

"Miss, calm down! I can't be your father, you must have made a mistake, maybe I'm your brother!" Tony backed away while thinking about where to escape, "Otherwise I'll tell you my father's address, you Go and ask him?"

"You are my father, Anthony Edward Stark." Newbella said his full name word by word, and his earnest appearance was a bit cute, "I have been observing you through the mirror of the Lord God, and I can't be wrong of."

"Who is the main god?" Tony couldn't help asking, "Also, is your action considered illegal surveillance?"

"Zeus, the king of the gods in Greek mythology!" Newbella opened her eyes wide and looked even cuter. "I'm a protoss. I can observe anyone I want, and it's not illegal."

"Wait...wait, wait, what are you doing?" Tony suspected that he had heard it wrong, "I don't remember when I got better with a protoss girl... hey, hey, don't cry, don't cry, I said What's wrong?"

"Hahahahaha what happened next?" Ron's laugh was terrible, "You didn't tell Jarvis to coax her, did you?"

"How is it possible?" Tony retorted without confidence, "Hey, stop laughing, it's time to get down to business!"

"No, no, I'm going to lose sleep if you don't finish the story." Ron wiped his tears with a smile. "Otherwise I'll ask Natasha."

"Later... Then I took her to eat ice cream, visit museums and so on. It took more than half a month." Tony rolled his eyes, "Natasha loves to slander me if she has any information."

Ron laughed even harder: "How do I remember that you went to parent-child class, but was told that only children under three years old are accepted?"

"Nothing." With a straight face, Tony spread out the materials of the action plan, "Stop laughing, hurry up and finish the plan, I have to monitor the tent!"

What Tony didn't have the nerve to say was that Newbella was crying because he thought he didn't like her.He thought he would walk away without giving a damn, but instead he circled Newbella helplessly, tears of regret pouring down his face.

Tony couldn't tell what kind of feeling it was, he just felt his whole heart tighten, her shoulders trembled, and he trembled three times.

Maybe this is the instinct of being a parent?Tony thought with mixed emotions, he couldn't even read a single word of the briefing in front of him, he only hoped that Hugo would choke to death on an apple or drink pumpkin juice, so that he would have no chance of hurting my child.

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