[Comprehensive British and American] God's life is difficult and how to break it

"It seems that we have to find someone else to be her sparring partner." In the waiting room, Steve covered the wound on his head with an ice pack, "Wow, her kick is so powerful, it's the first time I fly so high."

"Thinking of Coulson appointing me to be her fighting coach, I suddenly trembled a little." Natasha bit her hair with a sad tone, "I decided to only be a demonstration, not a sparring partner."

Newbella rolled her eyes: "Guys, I can hear your complaints, can I just sit among you?"

Natasha quickly raised her hands: "I didn't say anything, it was Steve who was holding his throat and pretending to be me!"

Steve: "..."

"What if Tony is her partner?" Sam suggested, "That's her real father!"

"If her partner is a mortal, the training will not have much effect, and the progress will be very little. In this case, how will she fight with Ares in the future?" Scott said sadly, "Also, I have to give the uniform Add a pair of wings, and I want to fly too."

Sam didn't understand: "Don't you have an ant mount? It can fly."

Scott glanced at him weakly: "My mount is only the size of a grain of rice, how can I pick up the captain who is falling at high speed in the air? Make him smaller too?"

Sam was about to reply, but Bucky stood up suddenly, walked quickly to the computer, and called up a few sets of pictures: "How is he?"

The members leaned over without knowing why, and saw that Lucifer in the picture was arranging the gummy bears by color, with the red ones in the first row and the yellow ones in the last.Then, he tapped on the candy pile, and finally chose to eat the green fudge first.

"Ah... I don't know." Sam thought he had read it wrong, "Is he... is he really... really the king of hell?"

"It's true, it's like a fake." Newbera was deeply ashamed, "Can you imagine the scene where the king of hell grabs the gummy bear samples from the children in the supermarket? I've seen it!"

Sam patted her shoulder sympathetically.

"His strength is closest to yours, even stronger than yours." Bucky saw Newbella's eyes and quickly added, "But you are faster than him, and he has no wings."

"The most important thing is that he has an immortal body." Natasha evaluated Lucifer's ability in her heart, "Knives and bullets will hurt you and make you bleed, but we have seen Lucifer's ability in Seattle. "

"Those extremely lethal bullets seem to be made of rubber to him. They will only bounce off when they hit the body, and they won't even leave a small dent." Steve took off the ice pack on his head, "Why didn't you Thinking of him?"

"Because he gives the impression of being too useless?" Newbella looked away, and one more look at Lucifer stealing gummy bears, she was going to have a heart attack.

At first, Lucifer firmly disagreed to be a sparring partner: "I am the king of hell, the noble son of God—although I hate him—how can I be a sparring partner for a kid? What a joke! I have a business to do. "

"Well, the majestic king of hell, the noble son of God..." Natasha repeated his words, "Does your business mean hiding in the tea room and stealing gummy bears?"

Lucifer: "..."

"Not to mention that your negligence caused the theft of the Excalibur." Newbella added, "Lucifer, you have done more stupid things than I control the stars!"

"You don't need a life attack, do you?" Lucifer ate a few candies depressedly, clapped his hands and stood up, "Okay, okay, I agree. The reward is a truckload of fruit juice gummy bears, if you don't give me, I will go back to hell."

Sam rolled his eyes, turned and walked out: "Go shopping now."

Fighting training started again, and Lucifer acted as a sandbag for the whole process. Fortunately, he was invulnerable and powerful, otherwise, according to the intensity of Bucky's training, he would be kicked away by Newbella in the first 5 minutes.

"Tell me, what would happen if Saul also joined?" Natasha asked Steve who was silently watching the match, "The ratings of the three gods fighting must be very high."

"It's not fair that Saul is dead," Scott interjected, "His Meow Hammer can attract lightning and smash opponents into mummies, isn't it?"

"Speaking of which, I'm really curious whether Newbella and Lucifer can pick up the Meow Hammer." Steve clasped his hands on the back of his head and stretched his long legs, "When will Saul come back? I feel like it hasn't been in 800 years." Saw him."

"He will always come back." Natasha looked towards the center of the training ground, where Lucifer was nimbly avoiding Newbella's attack, "He is reluctant to part with the earth."

"And the Cuban barbecue restaurant on the street." Tony's voice suddenly came to mind at the door, and he seemed preoccupied, "Everyone, I have something important to announce... Well! Newbella did a great job, kick him! "

Scott: "...Is this what you want to announce? Let Newbella kick Lucifer?"

"Of course not, little ant!" Tony reached out to pick up the orange juice on the small coffee table, "This matter is related to... wait a minute!" He rolled up his sleeves and pressed the red button on that strange watch.

"Okay, I cut off all communication, even if there is a bug in the training ground, it can't work now." Tony took two sips of juice and continued, "A certain senior agent in the S.H.I.E.L.D. - Daisy thinks it is Victoria Hand—she's watching Newbella, watching us."

Steve and Natasha looked at each other in surprise, Scott's mouth was half-opened, his face full of disbelief.

"Don't look at me like that, I have evidence." Tony paused, "Daisy found three nuts in the lab that were used to eavesdrop and hack into the system. An agent with level [-] or above as a guarantee."

"There are quite a few agents above level [-] in the bureau." Natasha questioned, "Why did Daisy identify Hand? I know she's not a pleasant person to do things, but..."

"Hand was the former head of the Ministry of Science and Technology, and she suspected from the very beginning that Newbella was an accomplice of Ares." Tony interrupted her, "She brought the commandos to 'inquire' about Newbella I will never forget!"

"None of us will forget." Steve said solemnly, "But these evidences are not direct enough. She has plenty of ways to get out."

"The evidence is coming soon." Tony snorted coldly, "A guy disguised as an Auror stole Newbella's things, Miss Granger sent someone to cast a tracking spell, and he will be caught soon. "

Scott asked curiously, "What did he steal?"

"It is said that it is a notebook that records the |poison|herb|medicine in Olympus. Gemma is really... very bad at lying." Tony put the empty drink box back on the table. It's something I'll discuss with Newbella later."

Tony stood up, took three cans of drinks and walked to the side of the training field, whispering a few words to Bucky who was watching seriously.Afterwards, Bucky nodded, stretched his hands in the air and made a pause gesture: "Ten minutes of rest!"

"Thank you." Tony handed him the grape juice, "Your favorite sugar-free juice."

Bucky happily drank his drink and went to find Steve and the others.

"Lucifer, take your strawberry juice and sit by the side." Tony threw the strawberry juice to Lucifer again, "I want to have a parent-child conversation with my daughter."

"Well, then I have to stay away." Lucifer ran fast.

"What's wrong?" Newbella walked towards him while wiping his sweat, "Parent-child talk? Is this what you learned on TV again?"

Tony inserted the straw of watermelon juice and handed it to Newbella: "Do you want to explain to me what is going on in "Alippy's Notes?"

Newbella froze as she sipped her drink: "Did Gemma tell you?"

Tony was noncommittal: "She had to say it, otherwise we couldn't assess the severity of the matter. That notebook... what do you want it for? I remember you never liked chemistry."

Newbella suddenly breathed a sigh of relief. It seems that Gemma didn't tell the whole story, at least she didn't say her purpose of stealing the notes.

"I...I'm just curious." Newbella rolled her eyes, "Alpi always keeps the notes on him, and I want to know what's inside."

"Then why did you translate the notes into English on purpose?" Tony asked, "Elipe should write the book in ancient Greek, right?"

"Father, you are so smart!" Newbella said in a hurry, "because... because after I finished reading "The Name of the Rose", I suddenly became interested in herbal medicine. I happened to have Abby's notes at hand, so I took them After translating it, it may be useful for writing similar novels in the future!"

"Really? You want to write a novel?" Tony's eyes widened. "Are you sure?"

"Yeah, I'm ready to report to the Department of Literature." Newbera tried to make his words sound more convincing, "After the poisonous vaccine incident, I thought the notes could help Gemma, so..."

"So you gave Gemma the English version of the notes." Tony felt relieved immediately, "Very good, very good... Now S.H.I.E.L.D. has nothing to say."

"What do they think I'm going to do with the notes?" Newbera drank the sweet juice, "Poisoned? I'm sick!"

Tony rubbed her head: "S.H.I.E.L.D. is sick. Is the book you're talking about... that "The Name of the Rose" ① any good?"

"It's beautiful!" Newbera quickly turned on the Amway mode, "Umberto Eco is simply a genius, I didn't even know that novels could be written like this! I even suspect that he is a human descendant of Athena, and all geniuses are her descendants !"

"Wait a minute, if all geniuses are descendants of Athena... then me?"

"It's limited to literary geniuses, otherwise our generations will be messed up."

.......

On the other side of the venue, the Avengers looked at Stark and his daughter with complicated eyes. Thinking that Newbella would confront Ares tomorrow night, everyone was extremely worried.

Natasha looked at the time: "There are still 48 minutes before departure, isn't training..."

"Wait a little longer," Bucky said. "Who knows... who knows if we'll make it back alive."

"I'm going to call Kathy." Scott rubbed his red eyes and stood up, "I'm going to miss her birthday again."

The author has something to say: Gummy Bear: I shoulder the heavy responsibility of saving the world~

① "The Name of the Rose": a mysterious detective novel by the Italian novelist Umberto Eco, who is also a famous semiotician.The novel deals with symbols, metaphors and herbalism.