[Comprehensive British and American] God's life is difficult and how to break it

As in previous years, Tony Stark's Gala to Support Soldiers' Families Fund was held at the Disney Concert Hall.For this reason, the planning team started working three months in advance to ensure that every process is perfect, and no tabloid reporter will be allowed to jump out and find fault.

"The key point is to be optimistic about Tony, don't let him drink too much, lest he rush to the stage and dance." Every time after the opening, Pepper would repeatedly emphasize, "There are also some ambitious starlets, don't let them get close He, I don't want to get a call in Tahiti that Tony got fucked."

"So, can't you accompany the big boss to the party?" The planner asked in horror, "If that's the case, where can we find someone who can watch the big boss?"

Pepper thought for a while: "Newbella, she is very good at dealing with her father."

The person in charge of planning asked: "Do you need me to contact Miss Stark immediately?"

"No need." Pepper closed the folder calmly, "Just show Tony the invitation list, and he will naturally ask Newbella to accompany him."

The planning team said they didn't understand.

"Justin Hammer." Pepper pointed to a name on the list, "Hammer has shown off the high-quality life of having a wife and children in front of Tony for many years, and now Tony has a good daughter who tops ten , do you think he will let go of the opportunity for revenge? Absolutely not."

The person in charge suddenly became enlightened, and the other members exchanged gossipy glances of understanding: There is a good show to watch!

The Disney Concert Hall is extremely lively tonight, the sound of shutters clicking like waves, and bright lights coming from all directions, turning night into day.

The well-dressed men and women walked the long red carpet hand in hand, each of their smiles has been strictly trained, and the arc and emotion are well integrated, and no one can make a mistake.

"Look at those hypocritical bastards." In the limousine, Tony complained to his daughter, "Don't be fooled by their seemingly elegant behavior, it's all thanks to the etiquette company. Greed has a tendency to domestic violence, Desiree Cruelty to animals... Oh, Hammer! The legendary Mr. Perfect, bah!"

Newbella looked out through the car window curiously: "So, what are Mr. Hammer's shortcomings?"

"Treacherous, cunning, like to follow suit, like to copy!" Tony didn't blink, "He tried to imitate my battle suit, but failed shamefully."

Newbella has not lived on Earth for a long time, and this is the first time he has heard of these things.However, she doesn't care about the black history of Hammer and other rich people at all, and the only things that interest her now are Excalibur and Ares.

Therefore, she didn't reply, she lowered her head and refreshed the mailbox page again, and clicked on the SMS and chat software, hoping to receive a message from Peter or Daisy.Unfortunately, the inbox is empty, nothing.

"You have refreshed more than a dozen times, dear." Tony watched her every move carefully, "A small suggestion: Don't think about Excalibur and Ares for now, just relax."

"I can't relax." Newbella's eyes were still glued to the phone, "Ghost knows what conspiracy he has, the students who were victimized have not recovered yet!"

"I know, I know." Tony reached out and snatched her phone, raised the baffle and threw the phone to the assistant in the front row, "But it's useless to worry, it takes time to find clues, we're not a movie Protagonist, you can pick up intelligence even when you go out for a walk with the dog."

"but......"

"Let's go, let's go to Hammer and show off the love between father and daughter!" Tony opened the car door involuntarily, and the reporters immediately rushed over with long|gun|short|cannon, and the flashlight almost blinded people's eyes, "The Avengers We all have unique ways to reduce stress, if you don't have one, beware of schizophrenia!"

Bodyguards struggled to push away the army of reporters, deflected long shots that almost stuck to Newbella's face, and escorted them onto the red carpet.Tony moved through the crowd with ease, saying hello to various celebrities, praising the host's dress, and at the same time teasing old enemies and new girlfriends like grandchildren.

Newbella followed Tony like a walking corpse, smiling at everyone who greeted her, but her mind was empty, and occasionally something came up, and there were only two options, Excalibur and Ares.

Why do humans have so many gatherings?She thought irritably, and then realized that the Olympus banquet was a thousand times larger than the world's.

No one can refuse the fine wine newly brewed by Dionysus ①, not to mention the beautiful nymphs brought by Artemis ② and the seductive witches from the underworld. Zeus loves to let them dance to the singing of the sirens ③.

Now, the gods don't need to meddle in human's trivial matters, so the number of such drunken banquets is probably increasing at a rocket speed, right?Of course, Hera would not be happy. Although she was also addicted to sound|color|enjoyment|enjoyment, she didn't like Zeus staring at other beautiful fairies.

Before Newbera got the right to govern the starry sky, Hera's method of dealing with her rivals was to turn them into animals and constellations, and when she lost this privilege, her jealousy became more and more terrible because it could not be dispelled.

"Hera will do something earth-shattering sooner or later." The gods discussed the state of the queen in private. "Her hatred for Zeus has reached its peak."

"She is no match for Zeus." Most gods have full confidence in Zeus, "Zeus controls thunder and lightning, which is the most majestic force in nature, and Hera is defenseless."

The sudden music interrupted Newbella's thoughts. She hurriedly brought her mind back to reality, and when she looked up, she saw Tony drinking very happily with a glass of wine.

This is also a master who does not make people worry!

The author has something to say: ① Dionysus: Dionysus, born of Zeus and the mortal Semele, symbolizes irrationality, indulgence and passion.

②Artemis: Apollo's twin sister, the moon god, the goddess of hunting, and the god of purity.

③Siren: A sea monster with a human face and a bird body, with a natural singing voice.