[Shen Xia] Tricked away a big detective

Today we have two guests!Come for a little interview!

Fulla: Let's get started!I can't control him anymore! (Hold Sherlock with a look of disgust to prevent him from leaving directly)

Author: Ok let's start now!

1 May I have your name?

Fulla: I'm Fulla, and he's Sherlock.

2 What is the age?

Fulla: I am 25 and he is 37.

3 gender is?

Fulla: He's a boy and I'm a girl.

Sherlock pulled Fulla up: let's go.

Fulla: Hey hey, I just came here!

Sherlock: Is this the interview you were talking about?I turned down the commission and took time out, only to answer the question Am I a man or a woman?

Fulla: This is just the beginning!And you haven't received a single commission recently!Sit down for me! (pull vigorously).Well, author, you continue.

4 What is your personality like?

Fulla: I think I'm fine and open-minded!effort! !Lovely! ! !

Sherlock: ...very good. (This answer won unanimous stares from Fulla and the author)

5 The character of the other party?

Fulla: Uh, narrow-minded, tsundere, clumsy, conceited, always self-centered...

Sherlock: big-hearted, no assertiveness.But this is also very good, she usually does not get angry with me, and is very obedient.

Fulla (frowning): Hey, why do you describe me like a little pet!

Sherlock (looking at Fulla): What do you want for dinner tonight?

Fulla (suddenly excited): I want to eat the new dishes in the restaurant downstairs!Let's try it together!

6 When did the two meet?Where?

Fulla: On the streets of London, the second month after his death.

Sherlock: Same.

7 The first impression of the other party?

Fulla: Dirty, old, ugly... Oh my god, is this really the younger brother of Big Holmes!Unshaven looks like his uncle!

Sherlock: ...a fool with a beautiful skin.

Fulla (staring): You just said I'm pretty!

Sherlock: ...how do you never get to the point.

8 What do you like about each other?

Fulla: I like everywhere! (rubs and hugs)

Sherlock: How should I put it, she is quite different from the people I met before, maybe it's her silly and hard-working appearance that makes me feel cute. (Embracing Fulla, patted her head)

The author kicked over the bowl of dog food angrily: Please be more solemn during the interview!No cuddling!

9 What do you hate about the other party?

Fulla: That's too much!But the most annoying thing is that he always makes his own decisions and never discusses with me. When emergencies happen, I am always stunned and caught off guard.

Sherlock (squinting eyes): Obviously all the decisions in 221B are made by you.

Fulla (kimbo): What about after going out!When you encounter a case, you can only laugh at yourself!No teamwork at all!

Sherlock: I thought you'd just nod if I told you ahead of time.

Fulla (pointing to Sherlock and accusing): Look!That's it!This is the most annoying!

10 Do you think you have a good sex with the other party?

Fulla (still angry): Not good!

Sherlock: Good.

Fulla (can't help it): Do you really feel good?

Sherlock (taking the opportunity to hug): We have always cooperated very well, haven't we?No matter what?

Fulla (cracking): Well, that's fine!

Author: The heart is really big...

11 What do you call each other?

Fulla: Sir, I call my name when I'm angry.

Sherlock: Fulla.

Author: gone? ?No nickname?

Sherlock: No.

Fulla: Nonsense!You obviously still call me "my little girl" and sometimes "baby"!

SHERLOCK (seriously): It's usually late at night.

Fulla: That counts! (looks at author) Add this!

Sherlock (squint eyes): Then, you also called me uncle, and professor, and add that too.

Author (not watching): What kind of weird play are you guys playing...

12 How would you like to be called by the other party?

Fulla: Sweetheart~ baby~ I still like him to call me little girl, it feels like being held in the palm of my hand~

Sherlock: It's a good name.

13 If you use an animal as a metaphor, what do you think the other person is?

Fulla: A big cat, it will be arrogant, but it will become docile if you smooth its fur. Although it is usually quite disgusting, it can sometimes surprise people.

Sherlock: Puppy, bluffing, but very protective, coquettish, clingy.

Fulla: Sure enough, you still think I'm a pet!

Sherlock (pointing to the author): This man asked a stupid question, and I just answered it truthfully.

Author: OK, next question!

14 If you want to send a gift to the other party, would you send it?

Fulla: Skin care products, although he can make better ones himself, but he doesn’t like to use them, and he also comes with a whole year of caring skin care service, as long as he is willing to take a few minutes to lie down and let me wipe it for him The face is fine.

Sherlock: Oh, I personally don't think a man needs any of that.

Fulla: That's a young man!You are 12 years older than me!Remember the shocked faces that Scotland Yard saw us arm in arm for the first time!

Sherlock (frowning): Why should we care about the eyes of those idiots at Scotland Yard.

Fulla (pouts): You don’t need to move yourself, just lie down and let me serve you, okay?

Sherlock (raises eyebrows): Oh, if you mean another thing, I'd love to.

Author: I don't know what you guys are talking about...Next question!

15 So what gift would you like for yourself?

Fulla: Nothing.Sherlock obediently obedient card?Rather want this.

Sherlock: What the hell is this!I don't want anything.

Author: Is there nothing you want the other party to do for you?

Fulla: Let me do skin care for him?

Sherlock (pretending not to hear): No, Fulla will usually satisfy me with anything.

16 Are you dissatisfied with the other party?What is it normally?

Fulla: Don't let me do skin care for him.

Sherlock: No complaints, she's fine. (Trying to hug Fulla several times but being slapped away) All right, all right!promise you!let you do it!

Fulla (suddenly excited): Mr. Awwow, why are you so nice!

Author: He just lay still and someone gave him a facial massage!Juanjuan, you are so cheap and good-looking!

17 What is your problem?

Fulla: It's okay.

Sherlock: It's all right.

(Doesn't conscience hurt!)

18 What is the opponent's problem?

Fulla: As I said just now, narrow-minded, tsundere, clumsy, conceited, always self-centered (hands off).

Sherlock (frowning): It's easy to be addicted to charming designs. Sometimes after a case is over, you will suddenly be depressed for a few days.

Author (shocked face): Mental derailment!

Fulla (pretty strong): I just sympathize with others!How could it be that serious!

Sherlock: Huh!

19 What kind of things does the other party do to make you unhappy?

Fulla: I'm too selfish, I don't discuss the plan with me in advance when investigating the case.

Sherlock: I can't keep up with my thinking, and I will come up with some stupid conclusions when investigating cases.But it's not unhappy, it's more helpless.

20 What did you do that made the other person unhappy?

Fulla: No... (Carefully glanced at Sherlock, the other party did not object), no (confidently)!

Sherlock: Don't discuss with her before doing things.

21 How far is your relationship?

Fulla: How can I say...

Sherlock: She already has the surname Holmes, how far did you go!

22 Where did two people first date?

Fulla: If the date you mentioned is the kind of date I understand, it should be in the United States, the time he confessed to me.

Author: Is it true that Sherlock confessed first!

Sherlock: No, I just responded to her confession in order not to disappoint her.

Fulla (staring): Sir...

Sherlock (sighs): Alright alright!it's me!

23 What was the atmosphere of the two of them at that time?

Fulla: Very nervous, super nervous!

Sherlock: You can tell she's almost smashing the tables in the dining room.

24 How far has it progressed then?

Fulla: How do you say it?Although I was looking forward to it before, I really confessed and felt a little embarrassed.

Sherlock: I thought everything was going well.

25 frequent date spots?

Fulla: At home?

Sherlock: A crime scene?

Author: Enough is enough...

26 What kind of preparations will you make for the other party's birthday?

Fulla: Last time I gave him a scarf I knitted and ordered a couple dinner at the restaurant, but he didn't seem very satisfied.

Sherlock: I'm not dissatisfied (pulls out the scarf), I even wear this scarf every day.

Fulla: So this time I decided to give him a mysterious gift!

Sherlock: Yourself?Sexy lingerie in vintage lace?There is a bow tie on the chest?

Fulla (stunned): How do you know!

Sherlock: With all due respect, I don't like that underwear very much. I prefer the pure white see-through lace one in the innermost second drawer of your wardrobe, but you don't seem to have ever worn it.And why do you always hide these things under your mattress?

Fulla: No more! (turns away angrily)

Sherlock (with a blank expression because he lost the gift): I will cook a big meal for her on the day we meet.

Author: Why is it the day we met?This question is about birthday!

Sherlock: She doesn't have a birthday. (looks over tenderly) So I decided to give her a gift every day we meet.

Fulla (with teary eyes): Sir~~~

Sherlock (takes the opportunity to hug him again and stare affectionately): Do you like it?

Fulla (hugging): Nodding wildly!

Author: Once again!Pay attention to the interview order!No cuddling!

27 Which party confessed first?

Fulla: I just said that. (looks proudly at Sherlock)

Sherlock (with no expression): That's right, it's me.

28 How much do you like each other?

Fulla: I love it so much!

Sherlock: Hmm.

Author: Huh?

29 So, do you love each other?

Fulla & Sherlock: Why are you talking so much nonsense!

30 What does the other person say that makes you feel wrong?

Fulla: As soon as he looks at me, I don't know what to do...

Sherlock: When he looked at me eagerly, and called me "Sir" in a dragging voice.

31 If you feel that the other party is suspected of changing his mind, what will you do?

Fulla: What's the use of him changing his mind? Will anyone fall in love with him?

Sherlock: Shut her up at home and only let her face me, and within two days she changed her mind.

32 Can you forgive the other party for changing his mind?

Fulla (fried chicken for sure): He won't change his mind.

Sherlock: No.

Fulla: Can't you fully trust your partner like I do!

Sherlock: No.

33 What should I do if the other party is more than one hour late for a date?

Fulla: Wait!If he gets angry again later, at this time he is wronged, he will not refute, and he will feel very good after the anger is over!

Sherlock: She's never late.

35 The other party's sexy expression?

Fulla: In fact, he investigates crimes and conducts experiments. When he is very serious, I feel very sexy. "Oh my god how can I have such a good man" will often have such thoughts.

Sherlock: At night, when you grit your teeth slightly, your eyes are slightly closed, and your hair sticks to your forehead.

Fulla (stepping on): When asking about daytime (gritting teeth).

Sherlock: Hiss!You also have this expression during the day!

Author: Keke!next question……

36 When two people are together, what makes you feel your heart beat faster?

Fulla: When he's in danger... well, every time he looks at me seriously, without saying anything, my heart beats faster.

Sherlock (staring affectionately): Is that so?

Fulla: Cover your chest!

38 What do you feel happiest when doing?

Fulla: Just laying in his arms, and then he would hug me and pat me on the back.

Author: Like coaxing a child?

Fulla: Nope!It's romance between couples!Forget it, tell you that you don't understand either.

Sherlock: When she was lying in my arms and looking up at me and smiling.

Author: All in all, it's when we hug each other, right?Now I trouble you two to sit down in your seats, you don't need to demonstrate in person!

39 Ever quarreled?

Fulla: Yes.

Sherlock: No.

Author: Is there any!

Sherlock: Maybe it's her unilateral feeling that she is arguing, but she will be fine after a while.

Fulla: I'm seriously angry!You never take it seriously!

Sherlock (hands out): Look, that's it, she thinks it's a quarrel.

40 What are the quarrels?

Fulla: You never take my anger seriously!

Sherlock: ...

Fulla: So you ignored me before!

Sherlock: ...

How to reconcile after 41?

Sherlock: I just made a reservation for the restaurant downstairs at six o'clock, is that ok?

Fulla: OK, OK!Can you take a walk with me after eating?

Sherlock: Of course, dear.

(Sherlock: Just make up like this~)

42 Do you still want to be lovers after reincarnation?

Fulla: No, let's try another flavor.

Sherlock: I don't believe in reincarnation.

43 When do you feel loved?

Fulla (breaking fingers): When he cooks for me, when he hugs me, when he looks at me, when he holds my hand, when he draws out his card for me to swipe, gently whispers in my ear When talking softly...

Sherlock: All the time.

44 What is your expression of love?

Fulla: The way of expression... (Touching her chin), I don't seem to be showing anything?protect him?Brainless?Shake it off?

Sherlock: Give her the life she wants as much as possible.

45 When did you feel "you don't love me anymore"?

Fulla: When encountering an interesting case...

Sherlock: When she hooked up with wild men...

46 What do you think is the flower that matches the other party?

Fulla: I don't know much about flowers...Maybe it's the kind of flowers that don't look very beautiful but are very expensive?Is there such a flower?

Sherlock: Could you please stop alluding to my appearance.

Fulla: You win by temperament! (leaning over)

Sherlock: Western asparagus, a wild flower with strong vitality, the flower language is coquettish.

47 Is there something the two of you are hiding from each other?

Fulla: It's useless, I'll be discovered soon...

Sherlock: No, she knows.

48 Where does your inferiority complex come from?

Fulla: Let’s talk about life experience...

Sherlock: I thought you'd be intellectually inferior?

Fulla: What wisdom do I need without you!You alone are enough for our family!

Sherlock (with a blank face but a good heart): age.

Author: I agreed not to care about the opinions of passers-by!

Sherlock: But deep down I still feel a little worried. After all, Fulla is too young and beautiful, and even every time I go to Scotland Yard, the intern kid will secretly stare at her.

Fulla: Huh?They look at me because I look good?

Sherlock: Otherwise!

Fulla: I thought they were watching "Look here's the freak girl with the freak detective"!

Sherlock: …………… Next question.

49 Is the relationship between the two open or secret?

Sherlock & Fulla: What do you say!

50 Do you think the love with each other can last forever?

Fulla: Absolutely!

Sherlock: Nod.

Well, this interview is over!Please leave in an orderly manner!

Sherlock: Hurry up, stay for a second longer, I think I'm going to be infected by stupidity.

The author has something to say:

Today's author has something to say!

In fact, I hesitated when I wrote it. After all, this thing is too tacky... But as a tacky reader, I personally like to read this stuff!So I really want to write one!

Today, I secretly poked in BS to ask everyone if they like to watch this, but they all replied "I don't like it"...my heart! (covers chest)

So I was hesitant to post it or not. I originally thought about not posting it and changing it to a side story or something, but after struggling at night, I decided to post it!Let's take a look at it (bow), and don't say it if you don't like it (please pay attention)! ! ! (My glass heart...) Tomorrow continue the plot!

ps. I guess I won’t be able to write the last 50 questions. If you don’t like it, I will still write small theaters and other special episodes!After all, I like these things the most!