As an ordinary person in your family, I am also very desperate [Comprehensive]

"Second brother, come on!" Standing on the edge of the training ground, Kamiya raised her hand to call her second brother.

As soon as she finished shouting here, she quickly waved her hand to cheer her elder brother up, taking advantage of her elder brother's eye knife not coming over.

Two days ago, Irmi, who found that Miji was like taking drugs, finally couldn't stand it anymore. In order not to make his younger brother look like a walking dead, he gave an order, and finally made this younger brother who was addicted to technological inventions unable to extricate himself walked out of the room.

On the first day, Yi Ermi beat Mi Ji hard, making the younger brother fully realize how slack he has been during this time.

The next day Kamiya was asked to go up and fight with someone.After being beaten to the ground by his younger sister, Mi Ji finally realized that he couldn't go on like this, so he decided to work hard from the moment he fell asleep yesterday.

"I didn't expect that my second brother almost gained weight again." Ke Te, who was finally freed from his mother for a short period of time, stood beside him, and expressed his feelings after seeing his second brother's current appearance.

By the way, when was the last time you saw your second brother?

Curt thought about it, and found that he really couldn't remember it. After all, this dead house hadn't come out to eat with his family for a long time.He didn't expect to meet again, this person was completely different from the thin person he remembered, and even his round face almost caught up with the time when he hadn't lost weight.

But seeing Miji again today, Kurt finally confirmed that Fat Miji and Thin Miji are the same person.

It's amazing that one person can gain weight and lose weight like two people.

Kamia finished filling up the gas, and stood with her hands behind her back against the wall. Hearing what Curt said, she felt that she had to justify her reputation.

"Oh, I'm not fat, it's just edema." It's easy to be like this if you haven't slept well.

And Curt... what his sister said was right, so he nodded solemnly, expressing his understanding.

Kamiya didn't know that her younger brother had so many crooked thoughts. Seeing that her second brother was almost lying down by the elder brother, she turned her head and said to Curt: "Practice with me later. 'Guide', blow snow with your paper."

Curt would never refuse Kamia's request, just like he would not disobey his mother's request.

He tilted his head, the corner of his mouth hooked slightly, and he responded.

Looking at the smile of her younger brother, Kamiya once again felt the genetic malice.

Compared to Aluka, this is the one who was born with the wrong gender.

#The whole family was born with the wrong gender, except for Miji_(:зゝ∠)_#

The time at home passed quickly, and after half of November passed, Kukulu Mountain ushered in the real winter.

There was no snow in the Dentola area last year, but this year it ushered in the first snow of the year at the beginning of December, and the snow fell very heavily.

Snowflakes were flying outside, and the cold wind blew all night.Early the next morning, before dawn, Kamiya hugged Pikachu and stole a large piece of beef from the kitchen to find Sanmao.

This big white dog that blends into the snow outside is lying in the woods, but because of its huge body, it is a woods to ordinary people, but to it it is almost like a bush.

Kamiya circled around Sanmao, and sniffed the big white fluffy dog ​​with her nose. Although it snowed heavily last night, there was still a bit of bloody smell on the big dog.

"Are you really disobedient and cannibal again?" Kamia squinted her eyes, and found that at the same time she said this, the big dog in front of her obviously pawed the ground with its hind legs.Those big copper bell-like eyes looked down at her, unexpectedly giving off an unusually innocent feeling.

Kamiya snorted, and without being affected by Sanmao's eyes, she directly put Pikachu on the ground.In a sense, this yellow electric mouse has a more sensitive nose than the dog in front of it.

Knowing what she was going to do, the little guy quickly jumped behind Sanmao's buttocks, pointing to its hind paws with its little yellow paws.

No, specifically pointing at the ground pressed by its claws.

Kamiya put her hands on her hips, knowing what she knew, she immediately stared at the big dog in front of her again.

Sanmao lay on the ground and was still dying. Kamiya looked at the paw in front of her, then at Sanmao again, and simply lay down on the ground and crawled in along with his paw.

The snow on the ground was cool, but it was nothing to Kamia. After crawling inside for a while, she found a few bones... very good, and it still smelled of indescribable saliva.

In fact, it’s not a big deal. The travel company received a complaint the day before yesterday, saying that my companion was dragged in by a claw inside just by approaching the side door, and never came out again.However, according to Jie Burong, those two people were probably looking for trouble, but one of them was taken away by Sanmao before he went in. At that time, his door was open and he was cleaning, and that person was at the door After lingering for a few seconds, Sanmao's claw tip hooked him in, and the rest of his companions fled faster than anyone else seeing this.

The uncle in charge of cleaning up the aftermath was actually quite helpless. He scratched his hairless head and waited for Sanmao to throw out the garbage. As a result, the person who was dragged in was not thrown out, but the one who escaped went to the travel company Complaint went.

Of course, according to the agreement signed when the tour group signed up, tourists are not allowed to approach the gate, and all consequences for violators will be borne by themselves.But out of humanitarianism, the travel company compensated some money to the amateur hunter who lost his companion.

Of course, these have nothing to do with their beating the enemy Hakka.

As for Sanmao... because he violated the prohibition of cannibalism, the key is not to attack people who did not break into the yard and not to throw the corpse out, he was also punished and banned from dog food for three days.

Kamia originally thought that the big dog at home hadn't eaten for two days and had experienced such a heavy snowfall, so she might be cold and hungry in the snow and ice, but seeing the half-buried skeleton, she shook her head Shake your head.

"I'll ignore you next time I cannibalize you again. Really, I even plan to bury things..." Kamiya, who didn't know that dogs like to bury things, thought that this dog had become a spirit, and knew to cover it up. Evidence.

That being said, Kamiya, who loves Sanmao, still kept the meat she brought.

When I went back, I happened to see my second brother who had just finished training early——I was worried that I would really turn back into a big fat man. During this time, I have combined work and rest, not only maintaining a perfect figure, but even exercising a mermaid line.However, when I was about to show off to Kamiya, I happened to be bumped into by my elder brother. As you can imagine, the elder brother taught this younger brother who seemed to be always flooded.

But God knows that apart from taking a bath when he was a child, Mi Ji didn’t even dare to be half-naked in the room. He used to be afraid that his sister would see his chubby belly, which was said to be bigger than his mother’s [-]-month pregnancy. Later, he felt... Bad for education! !

Kamiya has also stayed at home for three and a half months this time.The person who was always clamoring to run away from home in the past didn't raise the issue of going out for such a long time this time.

I don't know if it's because she ran away from home once and she faded away from this idea, or she has no thoughts for the time being, but Mi Ji is very happy if her sister doesn't leave, after all, the New Year is coming soon, although there is no New Year's in their family That's the custom.

"I heard that at the end of this year, a Chinese New Year celebration will be held in the town, once every ten years, and it is very grand. It is said that it is to welcome the millennium, so we will do a big job." Mi Ji recalled the publicity he saw on Twitter before, and he said something explain.

"Celebration??" Kamia was not the first to hear about this kind of event, but it was definitely the first time she got so close, her eyes lit up, "It's an event with many performances and a lot of delicious food? "

So why is the focus still on eating? (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

But good food is fine.

Kamiya's interest was also raised, and she looked at her second brother expectantly with her eyes, "Are you going to participate?"

It doesn't really matter to Mi Chi, but looking at Kamiya like that, he said without thinking, "Of course I will participate if you participate."

After saying this, the eyes of the people around him widened slightly, their black eyes were bright, and they were especially beautiful when facing the morning light.

Kamiya also opened her arms, as if about to pounce.Miji is actually very useful, but this time there is always this weird smell lingering on the tip of the nose, which is a bit fishy and smelly.

Seeing that his favorite sister was about to pounce on her, Mi Ji asked nervously, "What did you touch just now?"

"Oh?" Kamiya paused, but still hugged the person in front of her with her arms, and when she retracted her hands and stood up, she blinked and whispered, "The bone that Sanmao has gnawed, but it may have just been gnawed. So its saliva still remains..."

Of course, there is one thing that Kamiya didn’t say, but because she helped clean up the pile of bones, she not only touched it with her hands, but also had Sanmao’s saliva all over her clothes, which is why it stinks so hot! !

Thinking of this, she quietly stuck out her tongue.

"...Kamiya!!"

"Anyway, second brother, you have to take a bath, don't you?"

Mi Ji smelled the same fishy smell of saliva on his body, as well as the unique smell left by the meat, and his stomach, which was a little empty after exercising, twitched twice.

But the little girl in front of him was completely unmoved, and while he was silent, she waved her little paw at him and ran away.

"I'll ask my elder brother if he's going to the celebration."

"..."

Crack~~ I hurt this guy for nothing, he really is a little heartless.

Elmi just woke up at this time.

When Kamiya knocked on the door, she heard a vague sound letting her in.

The door in front of her was closed, but Kamiya opened it and pushed in.

"Brother." Kamiya yelled again, and looked inside just in time to see Yi Ermi coming out of the bathroom while tying up her hair.Compared with her hair, which is always messy, her elder brother's hair is always smooth and enviable.

"En." Yi Ermi responded, but did not ask why her sister came to find her.

Of course, it may also be because he thinks that his sister came early in the morning just to say hello, after all, he is her favorite big brother.

...no problem.

The author has something to say: I just want to ask, have all the little angels who said they would accompany me have left QAQ

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Tell me about someone you hate the most?

IL fans: None.

Mi Ji: Qi Ya... yes, that boy Qi Ya.

Kamiya: No... maybe.

Chiya: None.

Alluka: ...

Curt: The one who took away his brother and sister.

Xiaojie: Why do you suddenly feel so cold 0_0...