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It was another good day when there were no UFOs and black holes in the sky. The sun was shining gently on the outer wall of the Avengers Building, quietly welcoming visitors.

The visitor was an out-of-print Spider-Man wearing a DIY red tights.

Tony Stark was going to take a break today, go out to have a party, pick up a girl, but this kid came to him to promote himself.

Tony's first reaction: I'm sorry I'm not good at you.

However, a cute kid like Spider-Man who is still studying hard, and a serious student who has a crush on the school beauty, will not have any thoughts about this uncle... Although it is true that he is an idol.

When he saw the legendary Mr. Stark, who had been known for a long time and pretended to be like the wind, he was extremely nervous.

The specific manifestations are: non-stop complaints, non-stop movements like ADHD.

The Legendary Mr. Stark:... get down to business.

He may have received the brainwaves of the idol in front of him, so he quickly handed in the resume he made, "Mr. Stark, I have always admired you very much! This is my resume, and I hope to join the Avengers!"

Tony showed a somewhat helpless and miraculous expression. When he opened his resume, he couldn't help but think: "Is it even possible to apply for something like the Premier League..."

He also wrote a resume seriously.

He didn't even read Stark Enterprise's application resume carefully, but this couldn't stop him from coming to the conclusion that this resume was magical.

"Name, Spider-Man, area of ​​activity, Queens?"

The red boy seemed a little shy, and couldn't help lowering his head before answering, "Yes, Mr. Stark."

In fact, it’s basically a face-to-face conversation with Mr. Stark, which is really like a dream for fans...

Mr. Stark heard him laugh once or twice, and couldn't help but pretend to be natural and fasten the few buttons he had just untied.

As a new hero, Spider-Man has already been figured out by S.H.I.E.L.D., not to mention Iron Man who has a huge information network. He does almost have the information on Mr. Parker and thinks he has great potential .

After reading a few more lines of resume, even if he was an old man, he couldn't help admiring this young man with a clear mind.

He is very creative, he even has a scientific estimate of his own abilities, he seems to be a hero with a long brain.

It's just that the image is a bit strange.

Obviously he is also a gold-red Iron Man, but he actually dislikes the red-colored Spider-Man. Is there any reason for this? !

Well, in fact, the main reason is that this kind of pullover tights that can be opened, ahem, Mr. Stark can't help but feel a long-lost poor aura.

God!

Is there really no Chaoying with such an aesthetic like him? !

"You really want to join the Avengers?"

Spider-Man, Peter Parker, nodded seriously, the frequency can be said to be very high.

Tony, who has just recruited a new employee, is so excited to see him.

Tony: ... Anyway, there are not many young people, so I agree.

Not long ago, Natasha and the captain also negotiated with S.H.I.E.L.D. Regarding the matter of the new Avengers, they told Tony the specific process when they came back. He still supports the idea of ​​cultivating young people, so he actively Adopted Sally.

In addition... Although S.H.I.E.L.D. mainly stated to the captain and Natasha, and didn't want Stark, who was difficult to control, to intervene, but...

Tony: Lao Jia's son will go in if he says he wants to go in? !I don't want to lose face? !

So I decided to actively participate in it.

"Okay, you can join us."

Before Peter laughed, the phone called.

Before the owner of the building, Mr. Stark, got angry, the culprit—a young Mr. Green Goblin on a skateboard flew in through the blasted hole.

Tony Stark covered his eyes first, ugly, even uglier when he smiled.

The corners of the Green Goblin's mouth probably burst into laughter, just that kind of crazy laugh. When Peter Parker saw him, his first reaction was——Is he really following everywhere? !

The second reaction came from Tony's heartbroken [Big Fog] covering his eyes, it's over, Peter thought, just after I was admitted, I was blown away by the trouble I brought, and everyone had to be fired.

Peter: The most urgent thing is to make atonement!

So he swiped, and the spider silk was shot out. First, it stuck the injector of the Green Goblin skateboard, and then rushed up to punch and kick. The battle was extremely fierce. Tony changed his armor, and there were several more Exploded at the feet.

Tony: Be sure to cast it right, you are!

In fact, he really wronged the opposite Mr. Green Goblin.

It is said that the original name of the Green Goblin is Norman Osborn, the family business Osborne Enterprises, and Stark Enterprises can be said to have many overlapping businesses, such as contracting national army weapons.

At that time, Tony Stark's name as a genius resounded throughout the military industry, Stark Enterprises also became the partner of the country, and Osborn Enterprises could only turn to biotechnology, and Norman, who was petty and self-respecting, held a grudge , Waiting until Tony "turned the prodigal son back" and announced that Stark Enterprises would no longer manufacture weapons, and he wanted to eliminate this opponent in one fell swoop.

As a result, Tony relied on new energy to continue to enjoy himself... Norman is even more vindictive, okay?

Norman: Oh, your place, just killed you hahahahaha!

So this □□ cast can be said to be very accurate.

Originally, Norman was annoying him, but for the sake of his life, it is more important to bring back Spider-Man's genes first, so the main firepower is still concentrated on Spider-Man.

However, "The appearance is already very pitiful. I didn't expect that he is still handicapped. How dare you let this kind of sex go casually?"

Tony mercilessly laughed at his low-level sex.

Tony: Hahahahaha I don't make weapons anymore, is this kind of garbage on the market?

Norman: Forget it, let's not fight for steamed buns.

Then Spider-Man was completely left out. He looked up, and the Green Goblin and Iron Man had already flown out to fight.

Spider-Man: ... this hatred is too stable, right? !

At this time, he suddenly heard the sound of the door opening behind him, and looked back warily.

Sally came in dragging the suitcase, and Wanda next to her was still holding a bag of snacks in her hand, talking and laughing, a wheelchair slowly came in from behind them, the person on it had a leg covered with a thick cast, He looked at the two girls in front of him with an unrequited loveliness.

Spider-Man: ? ? ?Sally?

Finally, when they saw themselves, they said softly: "Hi?"