Miss Hydra [Comprehensive Anglo-American]

After Victoria woke up that day, the Avengers Building resumed its healthy, positive, and uplifting daily routine of extremely black technology and occasional bombings every three days.

What went wrong that day seemed to be just an illusion of a few people. Apart from the snake-like appearance of the pupils, it didn't have much impact on Ollivander:

Her vision did not degrade due to this, and her body function did not have any problems, and her overall resistance to drugs was better than before.

——It can even be said to be much better.

This can be regarded as a model of blessing in disguise.

Tony and Dr. Banner seem to have found new fun recently. These two research geniuses from the Department of Physics are guest biologists every day, and Ollivander is not stingy about contributing some blood and hair samples.

However, after research and research, no one can say what the reason for this phenomenon is.

Science cannot explain this, so metaphysics shines. In the words of Thor or Draco: "Magic is always mysterious and unpredictable."

The only two who are still vigilant about this are Sherlock and Bucky.

The two of them seem to have suddenly maintained a strange tacit understanding. Both of them knew that the other had doubts about this matter, and they both kept silent about the others.

Draco temporarily lived in the Avengers Mansion, and so did the house-elf named Sasha.

——According to the former, the latter's ancestors have been the house elves of the Ollivander family for generations, and it is the one who is most familiar with Victoria Ollivander.

"Sasa has taken care of little master Victoria since she was a child!" - Sasa language.

Everyone else took it for granted that it was an exaggerated British rhetoric, true except for one character.

"Impossible, is it taking care of her in Hydra?" -Hawkeye language.

Both sides thought that the other was lying, so one person and one elf hated each other from then on.

Really a very friendly story.

……

The morning of this day was still kicked off by the elf's high-pitched greeting.

Bucky came out of his room with a clear face—as if it wasn't past five in the morning.

Everyone's new room has been designed and decorated, and the room he lives in is just next to the girl's room, and the scream of the house elf Sasha is usually the first to wake him up.

——It’s not that Sasa doesn’t understand etiquette. In fact, elves from pure-blood families are definitely one of the species with the most complete etiquette education. When they want to serve people, they can definitely make people feel like a king.

It's just... just completely incapable of treating Muggles like masters.

After these few days, everyone in the Avengers Building could see clearly, "Except for the noble little master Ollivander and the young master Malfoy who also came from a pure-blood family, no one else can make Sasa look good." This is the fact that the uppercase is bold, plus the Chinese colorful cloud font.

"Being allowed to serve the master for life is Sasha's greatest honor in this life!"

At seven o'clock in the morning, Barton was digging into a jar of caviar, parroting his tongue, making strange noises.

"Slavery has been abolished for hundreds of years!"

Natasha took a sip of pumpkin juice gracefully, without speaking.

Tony and Dr. Banner stayed up all night last night and were not there at the moment.

Thor put a piece of oily lamb chop into his mouth, and took a big gulp of butterbeer—is that the name?Holding the sledgehammer, he didn't think too much about it—then he laughed and said, "If you didn't eat the breakfast prepared by Mr. Elf, this sentence might be more convincing, Fat Chirp."

Sam nodded in agreement, and stuffed a mouthful of the extremely delicious homemade Yorkshire pudding into his mouth.

"Hey, which side are you on? Brother?" Barton glared at his fellow hawks, and then picked and picked from the big plate in front of him sullenly.

However, he had to admit that since the arrival of that ugly little elf with a nostril to see people, the food standard in the Avengers Building has soared—at least they don't have to order any takeaway anymore.

Lamb chops, Yorkshire puddings, apple pie, treacle pie, chocolate trifle, peas in butter, plates of thick gravy and lingonberry jam for breakfast this morning...

And marmalade pudding, pumpkin juice, fresh milk...

And mint hard candies and little colored jelly beans that appeared on the plate for some unknown reason.

The finished plates automatically disappeared from the table, and soon there were other things added.

—Very good little elf.

Barton whimpered and walked around the few mint hard candies that were just in front of him, and reached for the little colored jelly beans that were a little farther away.

"Why do Brits have sugar in the morning?"

He tossed the jelly beans high and picked them up with his mouth, just in time to catch them.

Sherlock Brit Holmes glanced this way, paused for a moment, but he didn't intend to speak ironically, and Watson suddenly had an ominous premonition.

……

"puff!"

Barton had just chewed twice, and suddenly his whole face flushed, and he began to shout: "Serving the master for life is Sasha's greatest honor in this life!"

The others looked at him with the eyes of seeing a ghost and seeing mentally retarded.

After yelling, Fei Jiu was also stunned: "What the hell... Serving the master for life is Sasa's greatest honor in this life!... What the hell?"

The platinum aristocrat sitting across from Steve swallowed his food gracefully, wiped the corners of his mouth with a napkin, and then said, "That's a new parrot candy from Honeydukes Candy Store, the effect is to randomly repeat a sentence that the eater said before. talk."

With his pale fingertips wearing a jeweled ring, he tapped the relatively smaller ones in the pile of jelly beans, and said in a "kind" way:

"If you want to break the spell, eat a matching... Bibi multi-flavored beans."

Steve sat a little away from this Malfoy indiscriminately.

"Bibi...serving the master for life is... Duowei...is the biggest thing in Sasa's life...what is a bean!"

Sam sympathized with him but did not refuse to gloat: "Maybe it is similar to the crispy fudge sold in our supermarket, with different colors and different flavors."

Fat Jiu lettered it, and quickly picked one that looked like lemon flavor and stuffed it into his mouth.

He didn't see the platinum noble's lips curled up slightly under the curly-haired detective's knowing gaze.

Tonight, Jarvis wrote in his observation diary in Avengers Tower:

Clinton Barton, Hawkeye, former Level [-] agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. died today from a Bibi Dolce Bean that smelled like Gryffindor lion urine.

……

Looking at the back of Barton rushing to the bathroom to vomit with a green bun face, the dining table remained silent for a long time.

So when Ollivander appeared holding Bucky's metal arm, she raised her brows in a non-obvious way: "You guys also have rules of keeping your word? Not even Malfoy Manor."

"It's surprising." The current owner of the Malfoy Manor, Mr. Draco Malfoy, said, "I thought the only heir of the Ollivander family, after indulging in a forbidden instrument, also took our I forgot all about noble etiquette."

He took a sip of pumpkin juice, which he drank like a fine wine, which could not be served on the table of noble banquets.

Then he continued: "Ever since I heard from Mr. Holmes that you were kidnapped by a small snake-like soul film, I have been deeply worried about the future of the 28 pureblood generation."

Upon hearing this, Ollivander smiled not very sincerely: "Really, I still remember the way you were made to look for Narcissa by a Nagini tooth... my dear little dragon."

The stone-shaped pupils shrank slightly with this smile, full of tooth-piercing sarcasm.

Platinum Noble: "..."

#Why on earth does his godfather have such a niece? ? ? #

What about the humility, erudition and kindness of the Ollivander family? ? ? #

#Maybe it was eaten by Potter or Weasley? ? ? #

Although he couldn't understand what the two were talking about, Steve stepped forward and said, "Victoria, Bucky, good morning, would you like some syrup pie?"

There was obvious teasing in the eyes of the blond young man, and he was obviously very pleased with the fact that "the lost and recovered old friend also has a companion".

Bucky laughed too.

Having fully recovered his memory, he has also recovered some shadows of Brooklyn youths. When he smiles, he can attract a dozen girls. He still doesn't talk much, but at least he won't be as taciturn as the Winter Soldier.

He was still worried about Victoria's snaking situation, and to be precise, his relationship with the girl had never been clearly established...but at the moment he was not in the mood to spoil his old friend.

"Good morning, Steve."

Listen to it, even the tone of the speech is relaxed.

Ollivander smiled too, more sincerely this time: "Hey Steve."

Steve was blinded by the 24k titanium alloy dog ​​eyes by the identical smiles of the two.

……

They sat down next to Steve, and to Ollivander's right were Quicksilver and Wanda sitting far away from the others.

Probably out of a part of guilt and a part of the helplessness of "no one can catch them anyway", Tony acquiesced in this way that two siblings with superpowers who were suspected of being mutants were stationed in the Avengers Building.

——After all, these two people are still witnesses of unknown forces in the bombing of Hydra, aren't they?

The little Wanda girl who originally wanted to seek revenge from Stark didn't do anything, but occasionally looked at Tony with the secondary eyes of "waiting to see you kill yourself".

Just like now, she is looking at Stark with a beard and dark circles hanging from the side of his nose with the same eyes when he comes out of the studio.

"Hey Vicky."

Tony plopped down across from Ollivander, without looking at the mountain of food on the table.

"Is Loki's scepter in your organization?"

Ollivander gave a noncommittal "huh".

The man with the mustache rubbed his little hands expectantly: "Can you get it out so Dr. Banner and I can examine it?"

Wanda sneered coldly, and her beautiful eyes circled around Tony, flashing a red light.

Pietro's figure faltered in place for a moment, and then returned to reality. Tony let out a belated "ow" over there, as if he had been beaten.

"Speaking of this!" Thor, the elder brother of the original owner of Thor's scepter, almost choked, "The scepter belongs to Loki, should you return it to Asgard?"

"As... Gard?" The black-haired girl repeated lightly, the fork in her hand happened to poke a piece of marmalade pudding, and the dark red wine flowed down the fork, "Are you sure?"

Thor's expression suddenly became a little embarrassed.

"Well, let's not talk about Asgard...but believe me, Loki's scepter is not something you humans can control."

"Actually, that scepter doesn't belong to Loki." Ollivander said firmly.

Thor: "..." This woman knows everything.

Peacock blue vertical pupils turned to Tony: "Yes. But I hope to be present during the research process."

Tony struggled for no more than a second: "Deal, Dr. Banner and I..."

"Tony!"

Before he finished speaking, Bruce Banner hurried over, his white coat was as crumpled as Tony's clothes, and his hair was messy: "The Winter Soldier is dead!"

Bucky: "..."

Steve: "..."

Realizing the ambiguity in his words, Dr. Banner quickly changed his words: "...the blonde one."

……

The pleasant breakfast at Avengers Mansion was thus interrupted.

On the way everyone hurried to the temporary holding room where Allen was held, Bucky, Ollivander, and Kuaiyin Wanda fell behind.

Kuaiyin maintained his lazily walking posture with his hands behind his forehead, and his figure remained in place for a moment.

The girl's ears seemed to be blown by a gust of wind: "Hail Occamy~"

The author has something to say: Wikipedia looks normal, right?

Actually..._(:зゝ∠)_

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